JoeriJaarsma
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Jun 7, 2022 7:14 AM
JoeriJaarsma
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applesforjuice
My phone is in my hand. My pockets are empty
oktobermoon
Half of these things are essentially the same thing.
agrave02
That’s Bob Sirott!
yoyo42
Nope, it's all in my hand. Except the guy.
Noksus
I don't have a CD player. And no amount of mobile camera hype will ever really replace a real dedicated camera.
prodmerc
I mean, quality wise, any modern smartphone is interstellar civilization level compared to those old cameras :D
AllHailTheMoose
4etherling
Be a good lad and scratch my left testicle while you're down there. Ahhh... that's the stuff.
LessThanLess
"Walk into my urethra and give a good pat to flesh walls in it"
airbreather
Interesting to think what else… a flashlight, compass, stack of maps, an encyclopedia, pedometer, wallet, keys, scanner…
astrangehop
Kind of... In the sense that a knife is a can opener.
duchessofawesome
Alan Tudyk in my pocket?
SyrusDrake
I get what they're saying, but there are five different players for two different music formats.
hog0father
I don't have a full-sized keyboard in my pocket, and the sound quality is worse.
NotABadLookingNarcissist
*can fit in your bumhole.
PoppinLochNessHopster
Except for the 3 sets of headphones, CDs, stereo speakers, vcr? player, vhs tapes, cassette tapes, typewriter, cassette player.. basically->
PoppinLochNessHopster
basically the only thing accurate is the camera and calculator
threedsmax
Stop looking in my precious pocket.
intruder01
No. Without the phone jack, you can't listen to anything audio.
killlatwix
But im a woman- I don't have pockets...
MithridateEupator
Yea pretty sure my phone can't play cds or cassette tapes.
YouAlreadyMutedMe
But I'm sitting naked on the shitter...
ConsiderateEdgelord
Thanks for sharing that...
Nightcrawler63
You still have a “pocket”……..
Mavgurian
The prison purse?
JesuisThor
Hah it’s in my hand
DutchCraft2050
Where are the porn mags?
chaoswarrelt
Every thing. A person is not a thing.
netphantm
This is how Siri really looks?!
audioknob
Pockets? I'm not even wearing pants! Where is this person hiding?
remarks61693
I'm a woman, I don't have pockets
Tcarnifex
They transitioned and now goes by the name Siri
DarseZ
I don't see a compass there CHECKMATE LIBERALS
Awomdy
Pfff, I'm a girl wearing jeans. Nothing fits in my pockets.
scootwhoman
First we had desk top computers, then we got lap tops. Now we have palm top computers that pretend to be a phone.
anders1809
All of that, plus an unhealthy amount of porn
Infinias
For real who has porn downloaded to their smartphone?
anders1809
More like access not actually downloaded
jimplaysgames10
People who filmed it recently
Infinias
DamascusFire
That was my literal first though "I don't have a person in my pocket... Do I?"
Salmivalli
He’s in the DMs
LaddingtonBear1
He’s called Siri and he is a good listener.
DarkerSavant
Face time. Or reverse camera.
Justboredtobehere
Phones not in my pocket right now.
Oggerschummer
You carry yourself there - at least all your data and identity.
DamascusFire
Spooky shit when you word it like that. I barely use my phone at all but I'm still logged into Google on it so you're not wrong..
grapefruitengery
Are you wealthy enough to own a few senators?
JamieSommersWonderWoman
Check again.
namesused
Don’t you have Siri or a Siri-like “assistant” on your phone? A person in your pocket.
acuteavocado7
bixby ?
MarcelMichelsen
Yes you do there's a tiny person sewn into all shirts and pants, that's why you sometime itch for no reason
MarcelMichelsen
In case of wool clothing it's thicker so requires more tiny people working together to cause the itch
DamascusFire
Oh look a reason to NOT go to sleep even though I should
MarcelMichelsen
Well in case of duvets, covers and blankets they sew in kittens and puppies for the comfort and sooth