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cainoh
937 here. "..all the Ohio jokes recently"...did I miss something?
PurityOfEssence
Go Navy!
Ohio
Easy now...
merpderphurpburp
Lucky bastard.....
IAMTHEREALWILLYWONKA
I moved to Ohio, it's that bad I assure you.
ChaytonRoberts
Oh hi owen
I8rmnky
He is also the last Ohioan to leave the state for a destination that wasn't hosting an (The) Ohio State football game.
BunnyKing95
Here's the issue though, as a Cincinnati(an?), we bitch about ohio; yet once we leave all we do is bitch till we're back.
eromitlab
I wouldn't mind going to Ohio. I'm in Alabama currently, so maybe it's not the best frame of reference.
dirtydickslinger
yeah the south is pretty much a different country nice but different.
tryhardtechy1169
i have been born and raised in ohio. i love it and wouldn't want to live anywhere else. anyone who hates Ohio should stay out.
ZachG81
Ohio is honestly a really great and safe state, but fuck it is boring as hell.
ToneyLoo
Shake n bake
myfirstaccountwasshadowbanned
Magic man, and El Diablo!
bigcountry24
Made me laugh ! Love the stupidity of that movie !
eromitlab
That. Just. Happened.
22Ducks
I live in Ohio. What are these jokes that I missed?
1eyed1hornedflyingpurplepeopleeater
Ohioian here, what's wrong with Ohio? Well it's mostly farm land, and you can experience all four seasons in one week.
TigressDd
We had 70 degree weather one day, tornadoes the next, and snow yesterday.
DrTremendous
*In a day.
nanflasted
*in an hour
solinha
Im gay
DrTremendous
HI Gay, I'm Dad.
Loohooserherr
Every time I meet someone that has moved to Ohio from a different state, I always blurt out "why?!".
TooSadToCare
I'm from ohio. A week ago it was 73 degrees. Last night we got 10 inches of snow.
dirtydickslinger
Yeah i was golfing now i'm not even going outside unless i have to.
AJCanuck
"...and here is Jim Lovell posing with the worlds longest dildo"
Rowee
Pfft there's longer ones out there
Taco801
This was the 70s, okay. It was a different time.
SonicBoomYourFamily
"...which he used to slingshot around Uranus."
Richrich07
I dont get the Ohio hate!
SpaceAntelope
Weird, I can't wait to get back to Ohio
VampireTeaParty
I love it here. Great food, good people, and some of the best Metroparks I've ever been to.
popejubal
What is a Metropark?
VampireTeaParty
A park, or nature preserve, typically within city limits.
RyxZeven
Oak Openings metropark is a favourite of mine.
puregravy
Hi. I'm in Delaware.
dirtydickslinger
sup im from mansfield
DrTremendous
Westerville.
collinthomas11
Columbus.
Callmeandeh
My parents live in Ohio. I live in the moment
pattyymac
Thanks Ted
AllHailYourOneTrueOverlord
Chuckled. Clicked onto next image. Came back just to up-vote this comment.
BlackJesus367
Classic Schmosby
blainetog
The Moment, OH?
75PercentSith
Ayyyyy
GrimDarkRealities
33darkfire
I do not, could you please elaborate?
steamymemer
It's a quote from How I Met Your Mother
themayoroffuckingaustria
It's what young, douchey Ted says to Marshall when they first meet in college.
AceOfShovels
The glorious entirety of my knowledge about Ohio's culture is that residents hate it there, and they're weirdly good at everything.
22Ducks
We joke about hating it. It's actually great. You might have to wear a jacket one day and shorts the next but it's nice. Thanks :)
Nightshift603
Hey, we can all agree: It's NOT Indiana. Stupid Hoosiers!
YourFriendlyNeighborhoodAnon
I'm not stupid...
KharnApproves
You guys have Cleveland in your state. You don't have much room to talk.
DigitalGuru42
Gary, IN. Enough said. Says the guy from Detroit -.-
BigBuckeyeDaddy
What recent Ohio jokes? Wasn't in the newsletter. We did review continuing all 4 seasons every week and how many more ways we can ruin chili
Aysling
Possibly the Denali mountain name change? Not sure if it's recent...I just heard about it.
samsonguy920
Only current thing I can think of is Osweiler being left on Cleveland's stoop like an unwanted child.
JimStarluck
Username checks out.
MrDankWaffle
Are you insulting the sacred cheese coney? If anything I wish Buckeyes (candy) would disappear, those things are gross. P.s. GOLD STAR 4 LYF
whycantichangemyusername
-1 for gold star... Skyline is bae ;)
DammitRandy
Fact: Ohio generates it's own gravitational pull
Drzhivago138
So that's why it took an entire day to drive through it when we had gone through three states the day before.
pookieeatworld
How the fuck does that happen? It's only about 6 hours across in good weather...
Drzhivago138
Don't ask me how. We left South Bend about 9 and got to Erie as the sun was setting (in August).
FallenButNotForgotten
Well you're not wrong I guess
toxcrusadr
Dammit, RANDY.
oukirk57
Proof?
DammitRandy
I haven't been able to escape!
InboxMeYourHDGIFs
Well, even your hand has it's own gravitational pull, but it's so minute as to be completely irrelevant.
WeGotRealFakeDoors
All matter generates its own gravitational pull. Most things don't pull very hard though. Exception: your mom
Drnkpnthr
55th!
DammitRandy
She did win first place at the county fair.....
blairmichod
Your statement does not contradict the comment to which you replied.
lintwizard
Your statement does not contradict the comment to which you replied.
Darwinmc
O-H...
L8BC
I O....you a fuck you for being a buckeye fan
ladifrickinda
I-O
ladifrickinda
I-O
animatic
myyyyyy.
dfortun
I-O.
dfortun
I-O.
dfortun
I-O
ladifrickinda
I-O
ShinerBock04
O-H
ladifrickinda
I-O!
iluvquestions
O-U
L8BC
I O....you a fuck you for being a buckeye fan
L8BC
I O....you a fuck you for being a buckeye fan
cadburybriefcase
I-O
L8BC
I O....you a fuck you for being a buckeye fan
cainoh
OH! Crap, we lost to the Wolverines again.. (kjk)
L8BC
I O....you a fuck you for being a buckeye fan
dfortun
I-O
dfortun
I-O
TheDarkKnightsWhoSayNi
Go Blue!
QuazMasta
(っ◕‿◕)っ GO! \(◕‿◕\) BLUE!
Trexel
How's that working out for you?
AKsinfonian
I wish they would actually add state on to that chant. There is a school that is just Ohio
stevema
but that doesn't have nearly the ring to it, o-h... i-o.... state! would break the cadence
ourdarkpassenger
Yeah, but we all know who we're referring to, and it isn't OU. Lol
hmcd2008
That's the truth
Darwinmc
MACtion! Go Bobcats too!
Kokainekowboy
OU is a great party school lmao
WalterJKovacs
24 astronauts have come from Ohio. What is it about the state that makes them want to get as far away from Earth as possible?
MalthusAndreusDrake
being born and raised there, obviously, wouldn't you want to getfo too?
DarkZalgo
It was all of Jim Lovell's family too though. I went to elementary school with his neice down in Arizona.
WaffleSmoothies
Being the birthplace of flight I'd imagine... Dream big.
killingjoke8181
It was in the 70s last week and sunny. I can't get out of my driveway today because it's covered in ice.
boybIue
Hell is real.
dietderpsy
Total spacers.
ronnyhugo
Perhaps its the genes of the one explorer-at-heart mailman that are at work.
CaptainLupa
Pollen
utgort
Spend a few years there.
ourdarkpassenger
There's way too many reasons to list here. Just know, once you go Ohio, you never get out...unless it's to Florida.
flannelCamel
I drove through Ohio once, about a year later I ended up in Florida. There's no way this could be a coincidence.
ourdarkpassenger
It really isn't, that's just the way of Ohio life. You're in my prayers. Once you go Florida, you usually don't come out alive!!
IJustWantToSetMyBoobsFree
Why is this so fucking true
InboxMeYourHDGIFs
I have noticed a strange connection between ohio and florida. My parents met in florida, but moved back here right after, for instance.
ourdarkpassenger
It's the gravitational pull. Why do you think we have so many astronauts? 1. They were born in the gravity 2. They're trying to get away.
IJustWantToSetMyBoobsFree
My moms a native Floridian. Dad came for spring break. Met, live in Florida. Had me. I love and hate both states
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
We Australians have a hole that never lets anyone leave and contains a lot of crazy and stupid people too, it's called Canberra.
Dontfuckwithtinyhippo
here in NZ we have a hole too, its called australia hehe
ourdarkpassenger
Oh, our hole of crazy is Florida, not Ohio. With that said, when Ohioans leave they tend to end up in Florida...soooooooo lol
bondagewithjesus
Canberra is our hole because its the capital aka where all the federal politicians live
ourdarkpassenger
Ah, that would be Washington DC then.
WalterJKovacs
I taught a couple of week long classes in Dayton. Seemed ok, but just so....flat. Air Force Museum was pretty cool though.
InboxMeYourHDGIFs
You didn't get around enough if you thought Dayton was flat. Just head a little south-east, like to Cowan Lake.
ourdarkpassenger
I mean, alot of it is flat....we look at hills the way mountain folk look at mountains, but yeah. It's not 100% flat...we have corn too ;)
ourdarkpassenger
That's a pretty sweet museum. Yeah, Ohio really isn't bad. The older I get, the more truly at home i feel.
XFMR
We're also either tied or in second place for most presidents.
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XFMR
You got that backwards. Columbus doesn't want to be the capital. Hell it didn't even want to be the capital of Ohio.
ClitKicker87
DC is just far enough to be interesting, places like Michigan are too close.
MrRavellon
Well, POTUS does get to live in DC. So maybe that's the reason?
ItsyaboyGunny
The POTUS loves in the Whitehouse, well I live in a town (village) called Whitehouse.
WalterJKovacs
I think second only to Virginia.
TheRealArmor
Too bad this lace sucks shit through straws.
ShowerNexus
Go VA
snfjnfjdbdksbcj
Reppin 757, bitches
SloppyJimbo
Suck it bitches
BelarusianPotatoFarmer
Native Ohioan. It's the other drivers on the road.
Pandaleesha
That's what I thought, and then I moved to South Carolina...much worse.
TheLannistersSendALovelyFruitBasket
IIRC, wasn't there a town in Ohio that only had 2 cars at one point and they crashed into each other?
WizardOfRaz
I thought it was the whole state?
TheLannistersSendALovelyFruitBasket
I may have recalled wrong. IIRW
stresstwig
been here 20yrs. ... what doesn't?
thefloor
I'm Canadian, what's so bad about Ohio?
PompatusOfLove
Cleveland.
butterfliesarefreetofly
Euclid
ihpkmn
Fun times in Cleveland Today
eromitlab
Cleeeeeveland! Come on down to Cleveland town everyone, come and look at both of our buildings!
themagicbandicoot
Rocks
IdDisembowelHisCat
Damnit now it's in my head
digitalutopia
unless it's baseball.
ihpkmn
Fun times in Cleveland Today
touchingmuhdingdong
There's nothing wrong with Ohio, except the snow and the rain.
GQPisadeathcult
Except we don't get that much snow.
IndyFoxBlue
Aside from being miserable 8 months out of the year, the fall here is really quite magical.
thissitestealswhatcouldvebeenmyproductivity
ahem. The drivers.
touchingmuhdingdong
If you can't realize this is a song I don't think you're going to get a response
KrustyKrabPizzaBoy
Come back to Texas!
Doortotheknob
Fuckin toll roads. "You're on your way somewhere way better than here, so we're going to charge you."
Adamfergu
I'm not aware of any toll roads at least in the southern part of the state. While they are common in NE states
DargonBall
eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
IWonderIfICanUseThisMeme
And the Browns. There's something really wrong there....
wrws
I really like Drew Carey and I'd love to see the rock n' roll hall of fame
VampireTeaParty
The rock hall is boring as fuck. I wouldn't travel the 25 miles it'd be for me to go again, let alone however far you'd have to travel
thehambiegglar
So when you're done, doing whatever. And when you're through, doing whoever. You know Denton county will be right here waiting for you!
Aysling
(why did you get downvoted?!)
Aysling
Come back to Texas! It's just not the same since you went away. Before you lose your accent and forget all about the Lonestar State.
Youreabundleofsticks
And the sun and the sky.... And the traffic.... from a northern Kentuckian, with love.
touchingmuhdingdong
Google Ohio by Bowling For Soup
MrDankWaffle
Don't forget the drivers. I swear I've never seen an Ohio driver and thought "He's probably not going to kill me"
serenityfast
As a southwest Ohioan, clean up the goddamn river, Kentucky.
Youreabundleofsticks
What's that river called? The OHIO river? Nah, you!
serenityfast
That's the name but guess who owns the majority share! KENTUCKY
Youreabundleofsticks
SHHHHHHH!
DrHeinzOofenshmirtz
Isn't that the dream of every Ohioan? To get as far the fuck away as possible?
IAlwaysUpvoteBirdies
What's wrong with Ohio?
OhHiMarkOhHeyLisaHiDannyHiMiUnderwearesOhHeyLisaSpooooons
Yup. Thats why most astronauts are from ohio
def11111111
Yes Mr. TrumpsWattle you're got damn right it is.
HappyTheReaper
While slowly pulling other people in as we leave.
JugsMugsLadybugs
Then we come back.
ZeButcher
Go Cavs!
cadburybriefcase
You have no idea
MyNameIsJesusAndIStealHubcapsFromCars
that's just what we tell everyone else so they they don't try to move here and soak up all our greatness.
ourdarkpassenger
Amen!!!!
MollyTheWinterLady
Yes.
scootermcgruter
Yes that's why it's funny
arobservation
Accurate. Didn't go too far though. Moved to NYC after college
JuliaY
Last time this was posted (that I saw), I mentioned I'm moving. A damn concussion is stopping me for now.
ZaphodBeblebrox
And that is why I'm now in Seattle.
hobbitwillow
As an Ohioan, can confirm
mars5394
Ya and they've all fucking landed in Denver.
Iamhedonismbot
No fuck that I moved to Texas once and I'll never leave this land of corn again.
IdDisembowelHisCat
Right now, there's a white out.
BenjaminDover69
One word.. Swensons.
whiterandnerdier
Ohioan living in Australia here. That dude is my hero.
WillTradeSkiingLessonsForNudes
Same with millennials from New Jersey
PolitePenguins
2/2 came back and now own a house in my home town :)
Loohooserherr
Ohio resident since birth here- can confirm.
Beezlebubble
Probably the reason more astronauts are from Ohio than any other state
skygodess
Born & raised in OH. Will never return for more than a visit. Hate cold & snow.
SocksandGoths
So many of us try, so few suceed
PolitePenguins
Born and raised here. 18 years old, first job in California. As far away as I could get then. Realized I actually missed it here. 1/2
Tblaster00
I like it here. Gahanna is pretty ok if you like doing the same shit every day.
runawayjack
I love Creekside in the summer! And El Arepazo has the best fish tacos I've ever had!
Tblaster00
True. I can't wait for summer. Heading to creekside with friends is pretty good.
runawayjack
Last summer it was taken over by Pokemon Go players, though. But still, nice to sit on the deck at Old Bag and have a beer or 2.
Tblaster00
I was probably one of them.
Buckeyelyndsi
Got away for 11 years. Grew up and realized it was just what I wanted.
MyLifeisaComplicatedDrinkingGame
So... Floyd from 30 Rock?
thetonestarr
Didn't want to leave and now I can't get back. Almost seven years now and it's the thing I want more than anything else.
Manieman
Sounds like a place I wanna visit wonder how much it would cost to get there
Oklahooper
Born there...moved to FL and now OK. Will never go back ????
onemorepicture
Ohio has one of the highest retention rates of any other state
SirJaeger
Where'd you find this info? I'd like to read more!
arobservation
As a former Ohian, that's mostly because people are too poor to move entire states. They probably would if they could
ourdarkpassenger
I wouldn't classify us as a poor state. Maybe in rural areas, but prosperity us pretty good here if you work hard.
arobservation
The median household income is around 50K. To classify as middle class (not poor) you'd earn around 250K. Plus, poverty where I'm from 1/2
arobservation
is rampant & major cities are way worse than rural ones: http://www.cleveland.com/articles/19835096/poverty_rates_child_poverty_ra_1.amp 2/2
theovermynd
740 rep. Yeah. Basically. The weather is terrible, the people are on drugs, the economy is shite. Grove city is lovely, though.
erecti0nchowder
Too many drugs in 740 unfortunately, Lancaster and Athens and the hills in between have so much beauty in in them though.
theovermynd
I love in the heart of the traffic where 23 and 52 meet. Thankfully the bypass going in will kill this town and scatter the roaches.
ourdarkpassenger
Grove city is shit. Lol. Economy is actually pretty good considering the massive opportunity with being a central hub for almost everyone.
DasOgre
I love the Columbus zoo and my favorite band, The National, is from Cincinnati
IndyFoxBlue
That's my favorite band too!
DasOgre
They are amazing. I wish they did more shows. I had to drive to Aspen to see them last winter
IndyFoxBlue
Yeah but....Aspen. To see The National. I'd sign up for that road trip immediately if I could!
DasOgre
It was a great trip, I love road trips. It was blizzard in Minnesota when I left and still snowing when I got to aspen, though.
Zasep
I thought that was Indiana.
2007yaris
Yeah, but cedar point!
2007yaris
But I am from Michigan, and worked there for one year.
SixHundredThousandBees
I live in NE Ohio. It's pretty okay. I can't breathe up here though. Allergies and Asthma. I need to go somewhere that feels like Ohio but
IdDisembowelHisCat
So basically you can't breathe at all. Gotta love that lake scent up in mentor tho.
SixHundredThousandBees
Isn't
LaTibrah
That is literally the joke... Seriously.
Chocofreak13
My sister in law and her best friend are both from there, but now live here in NH. We congratulate people who escaped OH's clutches.
donkamus
Most find our way back somehow though.
MikoMarmen
Left for 13 years and it still managed to pull my ass back as unwillingly as possible.
GreaterDanusBruteaus
Kansas?
XFMR
Yeah but once we leave we realize Ohio is pretty fuckin great. I miss not being around people!
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XFMR
I've been stationed in New England for four years actually.
ben9105
-nobody
dennyson
Exactly what happened to me. Finally back in Columbus
shamallamadingdongg
Bron, is that you?
XFMR
I wish. I can't ball for shit
Notracistgrandpa
Try Texas then
Weydey
This. I left for five years and realized how much I love this place. I'm back and this place will always be my home
FauxFargoth
I really loved Cincy for the couple of weeks that I've been there.
bluesparrowmarie
I'm a Cincy native and live on the west side. Can confirm the awesomeness
AtanRaca
As a fellow Westsider I must ask, Where did you go to High School?
bluesparrowmarie
I actually graduated in Brookville Indiana when my mom remarried. I'm in Harrison now.
InboxMeYourHDGIFs
Eajry
Cinci is beast! I live there, and love the area.
DrHeinzOofenshmirtz
Having been in Ohio a few times I don't agree but respect your passion. +1
ourdarkpassenger
Nah, you have to live here. It takes a while to appreciate all that is Ohio, but once it hits your like "damn, it really is heaven/hell" Lol
ourdarkpassenger
Ugh...you're***** please forgive me :[
krizzle2663
Amen, I'm moving to Columbus in June. Still need a job though, anyone wanna hook me up? :)
Eajry
Possibly; what is that you're ideally wanting to do? I can get you into marketting/sales pretty easily, if you're what were looking for
krizzle2663
Well I'm graduating with my social work degree, so human services is the preferred field.
krizzle2663
I've previously interned with The Salvation Army on East Main in their anti-human trafficking division and really loved it.
HeilHasselhoff
There's Comfest in late June here. Pretty much a big hippie fest with lots of food, music, and good dope.
whatamigonnadowiththis
There's nothing wrong with ohio. Except the snow and the rain
rbudrick
Wife is from Ohio. Can confirm.
SnookerSylph
I can confirm the rock and roll Hall of Fame is worth a trip if you're in the area. Very cool place with so much priceless memoribilia
HappyTheReaper
I'm confused. That's all we have, it's 13°, wind chill is -1° in March
Martinski43
Cleveland Browns.
W3eZINaTOR
The only issue is the whole experiencing 4 seasons in a week, that's a pain.
jetstreaminfinity
I like the snow and the rain. I think there's something wrong with me
EverythingISeeIsAJojosReference
What about Cleveland?
jetstreaminfinity
Hushhhhhshhhhhh, we don't talk about Cleveland
touchingmuhdingdong
It's funny I made this same comment an hour before you did. Wierd huh
HeliPadUSA24
Born and raised in cow -lumber & moved to St Louis... It's a gray sky high tax constant freeway construction crime ridden cesspool.
chardlz
Pretty much everywhere is shit though if you live there long enough
coughcoughmeow
You can get four seasons in one day.
JackRusselHarrier
And the construction
TheRevolutionist
When they are literally the same day too
LegoStomper
bookwormsareforreal
And the everything.
haveyouheardabouttheseinternetmemes
And Ohio State.
Hullaballoonatic
It's less that there's nothing wrong with Ohio but that it lacks much of anything right
ourdarkpassenger
I wouldn't say we are lacking in anything, except maybe ocean front property. Lol. Born and raised in the Bus, and we have alot to offer
22Ducks
I've lived in Ohio all my life we have 3 major cities. It's no LA or NY but our 3C's have some awesome stuff. 7th most populated too.
airmack
Wrong
imotikhannnnnnn
And the drivers. Absolutely terrible divers.
wingdinger
Have you missed the absurdly high overdose rates? Thats not exactly ideal
ReggieAndBubs
No, we're aware :(
22Ducks
Yeah no shit. My grandpa OD'ed before I even met the guy and 4 of my friends in my neighborhood OD'ed.
airmack
Oh because no other states have never had a drug problem. Do not let the few drug fuck bags change your view on all of us.
wingdinger
I grew up in Ohio, I think ive got a pretty good understanding of the state. I get some like it, definitely not the place for nd
nevans88
That's cause cops arrest addicts so they don't call 911 when bad shit happens. Heroin addicts gonna heroin, give em treatment not jail time.
wingdinger
Theres also just a lot of addicts. Really sad. Ive had wayyy too many friends OD
StephNugs
And the horrifying people. I've never met any decent person from Ohio and I know it's not just me.
coughcoughmeow
I'm from Ohio and people there are so mean. I hope that im not that way...
MochiLove13
You're right, we're horrible
ourdarkpassenger
I'll admit, I'm definitely an asshole. Sorry?
22Ducks
It's the weather.
thegreatwhitetrout
That might be true but is there anything really right with Ohio?
RedWebster
and the highway cops.
CertifiedPreOwnedButtPlug
I just moved here. I love it thus far.
whatamigonnadowiththis
I've lived here my entire life. I love it.
22Ducks
Lived in Ohio all my life, where did you move to? Near one of our major cities. We call them the 3 C's.
CertifiedPreOwnedButtPlug
Moved from DC to Cincinnati :)
MochiLove13
Wait
CertifiedPreOwnedButtPlug
What don't you like about it?
CertifiedPreOwnedButtPlug
I guess I'm in the more urban parts. I have yet to have any run ins with corn or soybeans.
MochiLove13
Forever corn and soybeans
MochiLove13
All we have is corn and soybeans
Peppersworth
Give it some time, you'll learn to hate it too.
CertifiedPreOwnedButtPlug
Why do you hate it?
Peppersworth
Because it's Ohio.