Dec 10, 2021 9:15 PM
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AGiantSlor
I watched it twice before realizing it's missing my stupid cheese eating face hole in the middle of it. Hello Wisconsin!
CeruleanSky1988
This should be marked as explicit. Good god almighty!
SteamChameleon
Guys... it has all the toppings. They're under the cheese. In Quebec the cheese goes over the toppings.
Iblamemyparentstoo
Where's the sauce?
yinkum326
East Village Pizza is the fuckin shit
FattsoCattso
…left beef?
ehosca
the squares cut are not the same size.
benderfreak
Thank you, I was thinking the same. It's definitely missing equal cut slices.
rhinobird
the roof of my mouth is burnt
Nnoodles
Is this Chicago tavern pizza?
Fargus57
Looks like Sicilian style pizza. I love it but the only pizza place here that made it good went out of business after the owner died.
stjohnixx
No one here knows about Sicilian pie? The fat square brother of the Neapolitan pie. Welcome to New York. You’re welcome.
falconuruguay1
For you neophytes out there, this is a Sicilian style pizza, which is usually found in NYC pizzerias. And yes, it is GLORIOUS!
CommonRazorKyleWhite1000AnalGirlCornQueen
Man add some cheese to that and it would be perfect
eddythep
It’s not missing anything. That’s Sicilian pizza.
LuciusNeedful
When your are almost done, you dip the crunchy crust in olive oil for desert.
Absolutely!!! Try that olive oil with some dried hot pepper flakes. Omg so awesome
burentsu
ComoSeIguana
Its missing ranch dressing
And cheap shredded Parmesan cheese on top.
SpeedyCerviche
It doesn't look good? Why doesn't it look good.
RickRollable
None pizza with left beef
Seggs
looks more like an everything pizza, but every topping is extra cheese.
Ayecantread
Screen shot that and show it to FishingBoatProceeds or whatever John's handle on reddit is...
KaptainObveeus
Always upvote none pizza with left beef
Cheers
NDobz
oddoregano
I made one of those hefty bitches last night. Used a meat sauce I made. Added bacon and pepperoni. Mushrooms on half. It was awesome.
khora
The electric pizza oven was invented in Sweden when huge numbers of Italians relocated there after WWII.
thevortexmaster
Ya, toppings. Jalapenos at least.
crespomodesto
omg that looks so good, I would drown in that cheese
RatchetnClank
Am I weird for thinking that it looks super gross?
OrangeJesus
I don’t think it looks super gross but I do not think that it is a good looking pizza by any means. 10/10 would pass on that
Blud4BludGod
Too much cheese, and not baked long enough or at a high enough temp. Good deep dish exists but it don't look like that.
BabeAfett
You can hear the crispness of the crust as he cuts it. Any longer and it would burn.
"Not baked long enough" was a bad choice of phrase. What I mean is that cheese is barely browned except the edges, and the dough (from...
...what little cross section you can see at the end, and also just how it reacts/distorts from the cutting) looks dense and thick, which...
mrputter
I mean: it all depends on taste. To me this looks amazing. But I'm also a cheese monster, and I don't much like tomato sauce etc.
jgjgjgjgjgjgjg
Christopher Walken says it needs more cowbell. MORE COWBELL. MORE. COW. BELL. More cowbell!!!
jammer909
Looks good, but it needs Italian seasoning on top.
theguywiththevoice
...and a diet coke
BreeSakana
Is this lasagna or pizza?
BobTheWeak
They're missing the point of Detroit-style pizza. You bake it with the pan. That's just... thicc pizza.
TsNightmare
Maybe and I'm just spitballing here, its not detroit style pizza...
Theg00dshepard
So help me….if pineapple is mentioned
AgingApe
That's a mighty fine cheesy bread
WeeblesWobble
That’s a mighty fine bread cheese.
ChicagRealt0r
Toppings and sauce under the cheese. It's pizza.
Cheesy bread
JeffGodofBiscuits
It's like school lunch pizza that finally achieved it's ultimate form
BonusCreature
Incredibly right.
WowThisIsDeep
PLUS ULTRAAAAA
Trowserbear
Son of a bitch stole my line
squelcheswetly
School pizza is Detroit pizza, basically.
SavagePatchKids
thetrulymaddog1134
Agreed. As soon as I saw it I thought “thick crust is comin to school lunches now”
RustyMcKraken
nozerohero
Damn I wanna eat that so bad. And the pizzas were alright too I guess.
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
maaaan those pizzas were great
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soresubjects
You are my favorite kind of person
PolarbearsToenails
Heaven
spatulafrenzy
Grew up making those for the family. Didn't own a round pizza pan until I lived alone lol
comacomacomacomachameleon
fine i'll say it. That's too much cheese.
eternaldragon6661
Jafz0
Thank you
mrssugar
JeremyPeevin
Spanky93
No such thing
Maxgaap
Speak for your own arteries and colon
REDSTR
Shut your dirty whore mouth
iamthedoctorthisismytardis
PicassoCT
Crustify him
Frederf
And make it *dramatic beat* a stuffed crust.
harthram
youraveragedeveloper
My biggest pet peeve is when I order a pizza from a new place and they murder it with cheese to the point that it's just grease and cheese.
Jokerthehulk
iamthemansheep
It's not often I vigorously downvote a top comment. Today was one of those days.
SaveitforQueenDoppelpoppolus
right if you want to eat cheese dip with a spoon go ahead, its 2021 no one will stop you. just quit pretending its something else like pizza
why else would we have killed god except so that no one would be left to judge us for just eating a microwaved bag of shredded cheese
... I think most of us judged you for that comment, I regret reading it...
fskn
Not for a pie.
cheeseguy3412
Lies.
DimwitF
"Too much" is, in fact, the correct amount of cheese.
UncleVenoM
Fight me
thomasbornemann626
Blasphemy!!!
salzter11
There is no such thing
TerranAmbassador
MadeYouLookAgain
Thin and crispy for the win.
FreshlyLaidDooDooMountain
Yes! Thin and crispy don't get enough love.
vaydus
BurlRavenscroft
Damn straight. Ain’t nothing about that looking good except the dark corner pieces.
HerdPapley
It could be 100% cheese and you’d still be wrong.
TheVenerableJudgeTaintyMcPoo
As someone who has eaten a piece of cheese by itself, can confirm.
OtterAvalanche
My wife thinks I'm crazy for the fact that I'll occasionally just take out the cheese, cut a hunk off and eat just a little brick of cheese.
TheOneTrueGosh
I go fucking NUTS for Parmesan cheese, husband bought me a huge chunk for Valentine's Day, I was ecstatic.
That's cute lol enjoy your valentines you little cheese goblin you
DorianBlack
It's not but it's not gonna be a good pizza. I'm such a fat pizza loving fuck I can tell just by looking at cooked crust. This ain't it.
Too much water content, mouth feel like white people lasagna: somehow dry while soupy...
roboticKittenTamer
What color people is lasagna for normally?
trs451
I could double the cheese and half the bread
keto
jhock3510
Never to much cheese. Ever
BallsDeepinaDragonscloaca
Too* (quantity/asking permission).
Thanks. Mr/Mrs/Apache. Very fun at parties, that you are. - Yoda
Madwollf
My bowel movements and my brain often disagree on these things
I'm lactose intolerant I regret nothing.
AGiantSlor
I watched it twice before realizing it's missing my stupid cheese eating face hole in the middle of it. Hello Wisconsin!
CeruleanSky1988
This should be marked as explicit. Good god almighty!
SteamChameleon
Guys... it has all the toppings. They're under the cheese. In Quebec the cheese goes over the toppings.
Iblamemyparentstoo
Where's the sauce?
yinkum326
East Village Pizza is the fuckin shit
FattsoCattso
…left beef?
ehosca
the squares cut are not the same size.
benderfreak
Thank you, I was thinking the same. It's definitely missing equal cut slices.
rhinobird
the roof of my mouth is burnt
Nnoodles
Is this Chicago tavern pizza?
Fargus57
Looks like Sicilian style pizza. I love it but the only pizza place here that made it good went out of business after the owner died.
stjohnixx
No one here knows about Sicilian pie? The fat square brother of the Neapolitan pie. Welcome to New York. You’re welcome.
falconuruguay1
For you neophytes out there, this is a Sicilian style pizza, which is usually found in NYC pizzerias. And yes, it is GLORIOUS!
CommonRazorKyleWhite1000AnalGirlCornQueen
Man add some cheese to that and it would be perfect
eddythep
It’s not missing anything. That’s Sicilian pizza.
LuciusNeedful
When your are almost done, you dip the crunchy crust in olive oil for desert.
eddythep
Absolutely!!! Try that olive oil with some dried hot pepper flakes. Omg so awesome
burentsu
ComoSeIguana
Its missing ranch dressing
LuciusNeedful
And cheap shredded Parmesan cheese on top.
SpeedyCerviche
It doesn't look good? Why doesn't it look good.
RickRollable
None pizza with left beef
Seggs
looks more like an everything pizza, but every topping is extra cheese.
Ayecantread
Screen shot that and show it to FishingBoatProceeds or whatever John's handle on reddit is...
KaptainObveeus
Always upvote none pizza with left beef
RickRollable
Cheers
NDobz
oddoregano
I made one of those hefty bitches last night. Used a meat sauce I made. Added bacon and pepperoni. Mushrooms on half. It was awesome.
khora
The electric pizza oven was invented in Sweden when huge numbers of Italians relocated there after WWII.
thevortexmaster
Ya, toppings. Jalapenos at least.
crespomodesto
omg that looks so good, I would drown in that cheese
RatchetnClank
Am I weird for thinking that it looks super gross?
OrangeJesus
I don’t think it looks super gross but I do not think that it is a good looking pizza by any means. 10/10 would pass on that
Blud4BludGod
Too much cheese, and not baked long enough or at a high enough temp. Good deep dish exists but it don't look like that.
BabeAfett
You can hear the crispness of the crust as he cuts it. Any longer and it would burn.
Blud4BludGod
"Not baked long enough" was a bad choice of phrase. What I mean is that cheese is barely browned except the edges, and the dough (from...
Blud4BludGod
...what little cross section you can see at the end, and also just how it reacts/distorts from the cutting) looks dense and thick, which...
mrputter
I mean: it all depends on taste. To me this looks amazing. But I'm also a cheese monster, and I don't much like tomato sauce etc.
jgjgjgjgjgjgjg
Christopher Walken says it needs more cowbell. MORE COWBELL. MORE. COW. BELL. More cowbell!!!
jammer909
Looks good, but it needs Italian seasoning on top.
theguywiththevoice
...and a diet coke
BreeSakana
Is this lasagna or pizza?
BobTheWeak
They're missing the point of Detroit-style pizza. You bake it with the pan. That's just... thicc pizza.
TsNightmare
Maybe and I'm just spitballing here, its not detroit style pizza...
Theg00dshepard
So help me….if pineapple is mentioned
AgingApe
That's a mighty fine cheesy bread
WeeblesWobble
That’s a mighty fine bread cheese.
ChicagRealt0r
Toppings and sauce under the cheese. It's pizza.
AgingApe
Cheesy bread
JeffGodofBiscuits
It's like school lunch pizza that finally achieved it's ultimate form
BonusCreature
Incredibly right.
WowThisIsDeep
PLUS ULTRAAAAA
Trowserbear
Son of a bitch stole my line
squelcheswetly
School pizza is Detroit pizza, basically.
SavagePatchKids
thetrulymaddog1134
Agreed. As soon as I saw it I thought “thick crust is comin to school lunches now”
RustyMcKraken
nozerohero
Damn I wanna eat that so bad. And the pizzas were alright too I guess.
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
maaaan those pizzas were great
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soresubjects
You are my favorite kind of person
PolarbearsToenails
Heaven
spatulafrenzy
Grew up making those for the family. Didn't own a round pizza pan until I lived alone lol
comacomacomacomachameleon
fine i'll say it. That's too much cheese.
eternaldragon6661
Jafz0
Thank you
mrssugar
JeremyPeevin
Spanky93
No such thing
Maxgaap
Speak for your own arteries and colon
REDSTR
Shut your dirty whore mouth
iamthedoctorthisismytardis
PicassoCT
Crustify him
Frederf
And make it *dramatic beat* a stuffed crust.
harthram
youraveragedeveloper
My biggest pet peeve is when I order a pizza from a new place and they murder it with cheese to the point that it's just grease and cheese.
Jokerthehulk
iamthemansheep
It's not often I vigorously downvote a top comment. Today was one of those days.
SaveitforQueenDoppelpoppolus
right if you want to eat cheese dip with a spoon go ahead, its 2021 no one will stop you. just quit pretending its something else like pizza
SaveitforQueenDoppelpoppolus
why else would we have killed god except so that no one would be left to judge us for just eating a microwaved bag of shredded cheese
Ayecantread
... I think most of us judged you for that comment, I regret reading it...
fskn
Not for a pie.
cheeseguy3412
Lies.
iamthemansheep
It's not often I vigorously downvote a top comment. Today was one of those days.
DimwitF
"Too much" is, in fact, the correct amount of cheese.
UncleVenoM
Fight me
thomasbornemann626
Blasphemy!!!
salzter11
There is no such thing
TerranAmbassador
MadeYouLookAgain
Thin and crispy for the win.
FreshlyLaidDooDooMountain
Yes! Thin and crispy don't get enough love.
vaydus
BurlRavenscroft
Damn straight. Ain’t nothing about that looking good except the dark corner pieces.
HerdPapley
It could be 100% cheese and you’d still be wrong.
TheVenerableJudgeTaintyMcPoo
As someone who has eaten a piece of cheese by itself, can confirm.
OtterAvalanche
My wife thinks I'm crazy for the fact that I'll occasionally just take out the cheese, cut a hunk off and eat just a little brick of cheese.
TheOneTrueGosh
I go fucking NUTS for Parmesan cheese, husband bought me a huge chunk for Valentine's Day, I was ecstatic.
OtterAvalanche
That's cute lol enjoy your valentines you little cheese goblin you
DorianBlack
It's not but it's not gonna be a good pizza. I'm such a fat pizza loving fuck I can tell just by looking at cooked crust. This ain't it.
Ayecantread
Too much water content, mouth feel like white people lasagna: somehow dry while soupy...
roboticKittenTamer
What color people is lasagna for normally?
trs451
I could double the cheese and half the bread
Maxgaap
jhock3510
Never to much cheese. Ever
BallsDeepinaDragonscloaca
Too* (quantity/asking permission).
jhock3510
Thanks. Mr/Mrs/Apache. Very fun at parties, that you are. - Yoda
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Madwollf
My bowel movements and my brain often disagree on these things
jhock3510
I'm lactose intolerant I regret nothing.