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Yesterday evening in the late afternoon, I decided to ride to a park where I wanted to make watercolor painting. I parked my bike at the entrance and sat on a bench, where I began to paint.
The bike was out of sight, but I was confident it was still there because I locked it... I was so wrong ! Once I wanted to go home, my bike was gone.
On the way home I texted my boyfriend about it. He decided to search quickly on a well known resale website. Luckily, the thief was an idiot and published an offer on this site an hour later, with the photos of the bike and his phone number. I immediately recognized my bike because of the rear light which is also a turn signal, and because of the front break defect.
It was late, so we decided to wait this morning to go at the police station and complain with all what we found. They took the complain, made me sign a bunch of paper, but said that there was very few chances to see my bike again...
So my boyfriend decided to call the thief and say that he was interested by the offer. The guy agreed to see him in the afternoon.
We get back to the police station where the agents said they would come with us, but cancelled at the last minute. So SO and I went to the meeting place by ourselves. I hid a little farther away because I was afraid to be recognized.
After a few minutes, the thief arrived and asked to SO if he wanted to try the bike, which he agreed. Once SO was on it, he said "now I can take it back to its owner" , and flew away. I didn't heard what he said, but I could see the scene where I was and it was hilarious. The guy was stunned and didn't even react.
Long story short, I am very lucky and happy to get my bike back and to have a such marvellous boyfriend. I can't thank him enough for that. I really wanted to share this story with you.
Also sorry for my bad English.
ohnoyoudid
Sweet bike riding skills! Lol great to see you got it back without too much trouble... Thought he's gonna punch the thief a bit haha
Goldenteckel
Félicitations !
complimentpin
Bike thieves piss me off, the scum of scum. People out there cycling, getting fit, helping the environment not driving and you steal it
Cranbananarama
Good thing you didn't hear 8-bit music. You never would've gotten that bike back.
OchiDiLupo
Engrish not bad.
metroid2
ThoughtThisWasAmerica
Re acquired
burtgummersurvivalist
For those slightly confused as I was about what the SO said, ‘Now I can take the bike back to its owner!’ Other than that good for you @OP!
Dispeptique
Yes ! Thank you !
theystolemybikeatthepoolontheothersideoftown
Being such a serious topic I am happy on your part that it resolved.
Flavonoidz
Wow what a fucking useless police force.
thisiscatman
You spelled the word "typical" wrong.
TupacAintDead
Ride or die chick you got there. She’s a keeper.
Dispeptique
He is a keeper. ;)
ErikaLarve
the cops are the worst in that story
CrazyGuyOnABike
Bike thieves are scum. They take someone's mode of transportation and pawn it for seventy bucks.
Mcconnern
Cops fucked up... Stop petty crimes will stop more serious crimes from happening if done right. Again, if done right!
Zahnradfee
Yeah. There is no point in locking people away for the rest of their lifes for petty crimes, but there NEED to be SOME consequences or they>
Zahnradfee
will never stop misbehaving and damaging other people.
craycray606
Cops are jackasses they do absolutely nothing
wizardOTC
SOME are... you are totally out of line to say that... I would say that there are a lot of wonderful police who do a good job.
Pugabyte
I wouldn't want to live in a place without police.
GrumpyHermits
I hope he got... boyfriend compensation for this deed
CheeseB0t
AND THEN THEY FUCKED
IndianaWasTheDog
As a cop, I’m disappointed in those cops. Perfect opportunity to help the community, with all groundwork done for them. That’s lazy policing
BlueLanternBraxx
Why are the police so actively and aggressively useless? Like this happens all the time. You did alltheir work and they still won't help.
NachoPete
Too many are lazy cowards. Those who aren't are hamstrung by bureaucrats.
hippiteehoppitee
Dispeptique
I think they mostly don't have the means to act like we would like to. Too much administration, not enough money etc
AlwaysDownvoteDots
Oh you sweet summer child. Money/red tape absolutely isn't the problem. The guy that went with "lazy cowards" is right on the nose.
Dispeptique
Well I tend to think the problem is more complex than just lazy/coward individuals. Even if there definitely are. The entire system is bad.
10tacles
The system that hires lazy cowards who will let their real bosses do their illegal shit. You don’t want an actual competent and honest cop.
ObliqueRay
I have an unreasonable amount of hatred for bike thieves. You can never leave a bicycle anywhere because of these pricks.
socialnaquada
I can tell you're french and I have no idea why, is it okay ?
Dispeptique
It's okay because you're right. Maybe it's because of my username, or the way I conjugate.
MystBook
So you boyfriend left you standing there with the thief, while he rode your bike away?
Dispeptique
No. I was a little further away so the thief couldn't see me.
socialnaquada
More like a very LeBonCoin-feeling story;)
Dispeptique
Yes !
KNIVESY
Well, when you submit it to the police it’s a claim. Complain is a verb and complaint is a noun.
Rathner
Marry him.
hotkokoro
This reminded me of the movie The Bicycle Thief except it turned out way better
Dorsk84
Go back to the station. Show them that you got the bike back. Maintain eye contact establish dominance.
Dispeptique
Seriously I have to return there to complete my complain and say that I got the bike back.
ZKrock
Knowing cops, they'll find some way to arrest you because you made them look rightfully dumb.Their pea brains get irritated easily.
Dispeptique
Well, we will see.
Rathner
Update us on it. The imgur army will assist you I am sure.
dispatchedcode3
Solid boyfriend move! He might be a keeper ?
Player2HazEnteredTheGame
Doesn't always work out this well. Friend's bro got jailed for stealing his back. Sometimes retribution is not worth it.
ZKrock
*Angry pig noises and intense hog squealing*
Dispeptique
I know. We were lucky this time.
Drizzt893
Depends on where you are at. Ask your local police. Mine told me if I see it, I can go get it. I just can't break anything.
justkidneying
This is a repost and rehash of a similar story. The original story had something else identifiable to the bike, like a sticker.
Dispeptique
Well it's not a repost. It really happened to me. I know I'm not the only one who lived this king of things though.
CrazyCatLad
Don't know what post the other guy is talking about but random events are known to happen to multiple, unrelated people!
mouseforlife
I can believe a story like this happening more than once because a similar story happening to my brother. Involved a car stereo though.
UnhelpfulAnswers
You even did the legwork for the cops and they still refused to lift a finger...
Healyium
Should have offered to do the paperwork for them
SDog08939
Guy stole chainsaws from me.I know who did itSame guy called a freind trying to sell my tools. Friend called me and police. Nothing happened
talosguideme
Don’t ever expect cops to do shit for anyone other than their political handlers
NachoPete
They'll start the paperwork after the shooting stops.
CaptSheffield
Here they'll try not have paperwork
StevieWundaBred
Do you actually believe that? Most cops just wanna work their shift and go home. No one's "handling them". Be realistic please.
theScrewhead
There's a reason you've never heard a song called "Fuck The Fire Department"...
Imonlyheretoreadusernames
Same story when my phone was stolen. He used my lock screen message to ask for a reward, I found his address, cops are useless.
metroidmayhem
So you expect the cops to just spring into action any time someone says "something was stolen from me" and doesn't provide proof?
metroidmayhem
They can't just go taking stuff or doing operations without actually knowing who the items belong to and if the report is real.
sosotired
It's called an investigation. You file a complaint something was stolen and they check it out. If it turns out that you lied, they have
sosotired
answer for that too. It's called filing a false report. They don't want to look for your $200-300 bike, not a big enough charge.
TiannaTV
I had a friend in college have their mac book stolen they used the find my mac and got it's location down to a 4 person apartment complex
TiannaTV
And the cops wouldn't do anything. He had to rewrite so many papers and the professors were pissed then since he was late turning work in
iamahotdog
Why didn’t they go get it their selves?
TiannaTV
He did knock and ask after they said no but obviously no one just gave it back without cops being involved then they reset it so he couldn't
TiannaTV
Track it anymore and he eventually just had to buy a cheaper replacement
Drath101
OP said already they had lost all proof the bike was theirs. Not much police can do without proof it's your property
aboxofcheezits
This is true. Without a serial/Vin number not much can be done. But stealing back what was stolen is not a crime.
Bokkanb
While I agree with the sentiment in reality this is not true. If you get caught, you can be charged. And it could be a legal battle
Bokkanb
Especially if the original thief can provide "proof" that they owned it such as pictures etc, when you cant.
dragoon7
How to prove a bike is yours? Never thought about that
alpoopy
I had mine registered and it's the only reason I got it back
OmegaStealthJam
Bikes have a serial code too, usually under the frame. Take a picture of it
BadPunsAplenty
Your English is great, your story even better!
SchitzPoppin
No, your English wasn't great. I think it's awesome that you speak more than one language but we shouldn't lie to you and tell you its great
SchitzPoppin
Bunch of people here that have no idea how to take constructive criticism. It's pretty sad and these people are raising their kids the same
idonthaveanyideawhatthehelliamtalkingabout
does things have to be perfect to be great ?
CaptSheffield
Bullshit. English is great for a second language. Hell, there's lots who it's their first who can't speak it.
27yoUGLYvirgin
*are.
27yoUGLYvirgin
:)
LateNightBunnyParty
The only "mistakes" I saw just looked like easy-to-make typos. @OP , don't listen to this person. Your English is great.
cujari
He didn't say "perfect" or "excellent".. I think "great" suits it.
Hiddl
I agree, it helps to give feedback about grammar and spelling, people don’t learn if their mistakes aren’t corrected
NateintheNorth
Perfectly understandable but there were a few mistakes. I'm glad OP is ESL and not dumb.
Robinerd
I think it was good. Possibly some minor mistakes but not more than many natives. Also: it's*
boogablend
Dr robinerd report to the burn unit! Cuz that Boi got BURRNTDD
pennygwen
Hahahaha haha
SchitzPoppin
Also limited number of characters*
wizardOTC
I was going to point out the *it’s! Haha. Nothing better than putting someone who is out of line back in their place! Nice one :)
SchitzPoppin
Had to cut out a charcter somewhere to make it fit in one comment. Then again, didn't claim my English is great either.
wizardOTC
As long as we are all moving forward and not being mean about it...helping with the language is a nice gesture as long as no one is rude..
StevieWundaBred
Fuck off?
HelloThereGeneralKenobee
Mate, some people who speak English as a first language don't speak it as well as OP. Don't be an ass.
PandaLord200
Constructive criticism, not hate
SchitzPoppin
Internet forums don't understand what that means
Hiddl
I want to give you lots of upvotes to compensate the negative ones. Giving feedback about grammar and spelling helps, that’s important.
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
Glad you got it back, but it sucks that the police didn't make sure he was caught.
hijinxking
Fuck does she tell your mommy that you never went to work too
IDesignMoviePosters
And next up for “random shit that doesn’t make any sense”...
trpbritguy
Yeah, UK here, the police are just as lazy too unless of course you insult Islam on social media, then they'll kick your doors in!
WarBearGrrrrrrr
Due to cuts in the police forces in England thefts are considered low priority as major crime always takes president, including motorbikes ?
BigKat77
Police rarely help
JayEnfield
It's unfortunate that you've had that experience, and I hope it improves for you.
jumpyrice
Yea it sucks that im having such negative feelings tpward police. Hopefully it changes for me too
JayEnfield
One thing I find helps? Just remember that half of all police are below average at the job. ;) Same as every other job.
confanity
More like, without proof that OP had actually owned the bike, the police don't want to take the risk of becoming accessory to theft.
BobbyBobbston
Unless you can provide factual proof that bike was yours, they can't do shit, of course.
MrPresidentCthulhu
As a wee lad, my grandpa would etch our names and addresses on there.
Aaronb1138
Police generally are useless. Stolen bike is too much effort for too small a crime.
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
Don't bikes usually have serial numbers? They do where I live, specifically so you can prove ownership.
27yoUGLYvirgin
How are you going to prove it belongs to you just because it has a serial number?
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
the number is on the receipt as well.
27yoUGLYvirgin
I very much doubt that. That may be a rare instance where one store went out of their way to do this if you saw that.
Cucumberclouds
I registered my bike with police actually. Helps in these sorts of situations.
icyblueblaze
A lot of items have serial numbers but most people either don't know or don't keep track of them.
allmostthere1234
Watches,almost ANY electronics, and like you said, yes, a lot of things.
BobbyBobbston
Apparently they do. Just looked it up. Somehow, I managed to be unaware of that
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
No worries, we can't all know everything :-D
allmostthere1234
Damn. What a civilized reply. +1
theresamooselooseabootthishoose
But we can die trying!
AmbroseGudmaker
We have a registration scheme, when you buy one you can choose to have it put on a national database it's yours.
Dispeptique
Bikes have indeed serial number. I didn't know mine because I'm oblivious and lost de bill. :(
waitfiveoatmeal
You should be able to register it online with a photo, now that you've got it back!
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
oh damn, that sucks :-/
rusrsdude
At least your SO found de wae to get ur bike back
rusrsdude
Sorry, i just had to. But i really am glad for you!
theresamooselooseabootthishoose
You can usually find it in the frame, usually under the bottom bracket. If not there, look on the underside
Jase3500
Police have registration cards. You register your bike in case it is lost / stolen
GenerallyKenobi
That doesn't help if they don't have a proof of sale with the serial number though