ItsAllReposts
100165
2007
71
Jun 10, 2017 6:25 AM
ItsAllReposts
100165
2007
71
thebosca1337
Smooooooothe move
GabuGabu
+1 for hoobastank reference
ExplainThisJoke
Terrible decision. You get to see a handful of healthy young ones and a billion moldy, pussy, old ones
JimNeverHasASecondCupOfCoffeeAtHome
"I want to be a JLo backup dancer!"
GadenKerensky
Oh, you poor soul.
clustermock
Then he can repair cars through the exaust pipe
pumpkintits007
Silentbunny
Hey the OC :D
SendMeAllTheMemes
That kids going to grow up to have tunnel vision
PoweredbyOSengine
Ba-dum-tish..
RuKosopaty
Well she's around 30, he's 10, so when he will became full-fledged gynecologist, she will be like 50...
ReifieR
J. Lopez is 47 years old now, have you seen her? Still would.
RuKosopaty
Yes but Lopez is rather wealthy star with time and money to care for her looks, stressed out, poor teacher is less likely to look as good ;p
MegaDiogenes
How do I reeeeeeeccch these keeeeeeeds?
ShitBricks
man I love cartman
KingMammajamma
Cartmenez*
FlappinBurgers
Taco flavoured keeeeeseees
IllegalArgumentException
I thought this was from Matilda at first, like "I don't remember this scene...'
eagleguitar2
Ok, I'll ask then. What movie is this?
dermotillomaniac
I believe it's Jack. It starred Robin Williams.
eagleguitar2
Thanks
MrBananaBeak
On a serious note, I'd love it if we stopped teaching kids that "what they want to be when they grow up" is a career. More to life, man.
KumAtMeBro
Right? You're career doesn't define you. If you're passionate about your job, great, but a lot of us work so we can enjoy our time at home
FungusForge
Also its almost always: doctor, veterinarian, astronaut, sports player.
MrBananaBeak
Yep. My job is what feeds my family and nothing more.
ActionJohnnie
Mine feeds my anger
88wut
Wait till he finds out the patients don't look like her.
caruiz887
Some do
dipderp
I... I don't think he really wants to be a gynecologist guys...
laughinginpublic
Childbirth.
UNDEADLY
or smell like her
greendogblue
Well she smells like shit so that's a relief
ArdentSlacker
"You ever have a day of serving drinks to customers all day and get home and just can't stand the sight of yet another cup of coffee?"
Weskerdoo
Season 1, Episode 23: The One with the Birth
hakaisha89
well considering you will treat people from 12 to 112 of both genders, you gonna see some shit.
Pawnderlust
Literally if you're assisting a birth.
LooseyGooseyBrett
Blue waffle
pragmatao
My man.
TeamKill18
Never heard of that. I better search Google for more information on this.
bananatoast
Wait...stop