Nov 15, 2018 2:01 AM
EyesOnICE
85131
1971
45
DeviledAvacado
Man, the internet has really fucked things up for the Immortals.
christinefromthebean
She's just Asian ...
Oldwreck
Does it matter how old she is now, if you took a pic oft her in midtwentys ;) (and yes I know JJ)
slumshoes
♫ Totsuzen no kisu ya atsui manazashi de ♫
sbailey919533
Try looking inside for beauty.
MigraMines
In 4 years she will look 150
KingAsahi
She looks 29-30 and yhea I know how well asians age I'm so jealous I'm gonna look ugly at 60?
JunkyBugMonster
Makeup and photoshop
barbarian818
a clear case of what my family calls Dick Clark disease. (which, sadly, doesn't seem to be transmissible)
shitpostalert
In a couple more years she'll go from looking 25 to 100 overnight
ThePerro
It must be plastic love
HamsterFightClub
when she turns 70 all those years will catch up real quick
narfltarts
It's a mask. Madonna has one, too.
AndrewBuggy
No man can be her equal....
PrincessLeliana
Asians
usernamemustbe4characterslonger
That‘s called Photoshop
TacticalSpoon
If you think that's impressive, go google what Elvira looks like now. She's even older.
IrwinFireson
Great singer!
sircowdog
Makeup, lighting, and a smile.
milkmyrod
I'm seeing at least mid 50s here. No one else seeing that?
sr22e
nope. I will never admit to anyone a woman looks older than 28...to dangerous in my experience
JoeTetu24
So what you’re saying is she’s Keanu Reeve’s cousin.
DancinNinja
Absolutely impressive. She’s got a long way to go though to match mr matrix himself.
SarosFM
Holy shit she’s 62?
TemetNosce000
No. 63
ChairfaceChippendaleTheTick
64
StarlightSnep
76
PhoenSunfire
Wait until she takes off her makeup
pistolpuma
When will people wake up to the fact that alot of people have fucking paint in the face?
Right? I'm just objecting op holding her up as a anomaly when she has some assistance
RustyShakleford0110
Plastic surgery works wonders
localbadboy
So does plastic love
khele
Also make up and somewhat grainy photos.
CharliePapaBravo
And lighting and perhaps photoshop.
ultraronbun
Okay I saw another pic and she def looks 60
FilteredRiddle
Every picture I saw on Google, she looks like... 45, max.
joeyjojosharknado
Makeup, lighting, a touch of Photoshop can do wonders.
hellboy222001
Whats her name
Mariya Takeuchi
SmashingBrickCastration
Harrison Ford
PootsMcGraw
Paul Blart
Mall horse
munkiflavoredsticker00
Who's this?
freebewbs
YouTube Recommendation Waifu
[deleted]
Kougeru
No. She's a real artist
You heathen
jaykune
Beats me?
Coinboy
You wish
RandallKavanaugh
Lucky you
ProfChrispy
NomDeImguerre
Gesundheit.
Who?
floyd007
Doctor
MidlandRedux
Now that I know her name, I feel less informed than before.
ToasterPP
Story of my life honestly.
TrueLegateDamar
New phone
ghostchips12345
demoncandy
Who dis?
HowLuigifeels
New phone.
wHo dIS?!
Blackcatwaltz
She is/was a famous jazz pop singer in the 80/90s, Mariya-san. Plastic love was the most famous of all. Plastic Love https://g.co/kgs/z3qVHX
dargrin
Yeah, still no idea who this is despite the link but she does look good though.
tijtij
I don't think it _was_ the most famous. It recently _became_ the most famous because of YouTube's recommendation algorithm.
CharlIly
And mostly by foreigners with interest in 80s cool chill jap pop vibe
In Japan at that time, it was very famous and now its famous again coz of vinyl reissue
MrLennieBuick
Asian women look good well into old age. Then blammo overnight they look 104 years old.
magmufbtheness
Yes, yes that one comic strip represents all Asian women.
DarkHorseDreams
If you went there you'd see it depends. But here my friends r aging better on average than white, or Asians abroad.
LordSintax79
Not dissimilar from Mediterranean or Eastern European women. I call this phenomenon "the babushka bomb".
embrew24
Lol, no.... This exists in every race. This one here won the genetic jackpot. Most are busted looking from birth. Like other groups.
Ryvienna
I just moved to China and I can confirm that this is false.
bilborrax
As the memes for told
dghammer
Thai women especially.
HungryHungryFox
Just stay out of the sun white people
EvilToska
GoT reference: That black scarf is hiding the Red Woman's necklace. :p
illusions. healthy melanocortin receptor 1 (MC1R), kit ligand gene (kitlg), and SLC24A5 combined with extra fat deposits around eyes & lips
lordbucket
That's probably not true though. The women who look old now, grew up malnourished in the postwar period.
hateanyway
honestly, that's not really true. SOME asian women do. go in tinder and look for 40 year old asian women. they age
lenegoader
Nah, plenty get to 40 and then cut their hair short and hunch over like a monkey ?
vonshoggotheim
Elves, I tell you.
RipOffTheBandAid
Italian women look amazing until mid thirties then boom they look like Yubaba from Spirited Away
Janedoe783
/a/zWa8Pid 54 yo and only started to age. (Monica Belluci)
billybobthorton1
Swear to god that is true, lived in japan. they either looked like they were in high school but were 35 years old or like they were so old>
writing had yet to be invented when they were born. And irregardless of there age the legs! Holy shit the legs! Not even joking, on the>
phone with my dad, see this SEXY pair of legs walking in front of me and im like "oh man i have to walk faster and see her face, but her>
legs are so damn nice. Get in front of her glance behind me...she was at LEAST 60. Couldnt tell it by her skin or body though.
I read it has something to do with their diets.
phytoestrogens called isoflavones mimic estrogen in the body and is abundant in soy heavy diets...so maybe a bit
purgethefilthyheretics
So Asians worldwide eat the same?
worldling
It’s the short nose bridge. When you smile your skin crinkles against a tall nose bridge, over time you wrinkle less if your nose is small
DivineAlphaMale
Woah
2graves
Remainder
But they do live longer. 8 of the 20 oldest living people are Japanese.
In Korea: sun protection + huge skincare routine + food with collagen + surgery that's their secrets. Japan is probably similar.
The sun protection is obnoxious in Korea tbh though. Not worth it
CamelaShy
Genetics, exposure to labour work, Sun overexposure, and keeping healthy/fit do a lot too. Regularly drinking water also does a ton.
Keep in mind, Pale skin is coveted in most asian cultures = less sun damage desired from tans, and tea being a regular drink = hydration
SgtDanny
I dunno about the tea, its also high in caffeine and is a dieuretic.
DeviledAvacado
Man, the internet has really fucked things up for the Immortals.
christinefromthebean
She's just Asian ...
Oldwreck
Does it matter how old she is now, if you took a pic oft her in midtwentys ;) (and yes I know JJ)
slumshoes
♫ Totsuzen no kisu ya atsui manazashi de ♫
sbailey919533
Try looking inside for beauty.
MigraMines
In 4 years she will look 150
KingAsahi
She looks 29-30 and yhea I know how well asians age I'm so jealous I'm gonna look ugly at 60?
JunkyBugMonster
Makeup and photoshop
barbarian818
a clear case of what my family calls Dick Clark disease. (which, sadly, doesn't seem to be transmissible)
shitpostalert
In a couple more years she'll go from looking 25 to 100 overnight
ThePerro
It must be plastic love
HamsterFightClub
when she turns 70 all those years will catch up real quick
narfltarts
It's a mask. Madonna has one, too.
AndrewBuggy
No man can be her equal....
PrincessLeliana
Asians
usernamemustbe4characterslonger
That‘s called Photoshop
TacticalSpoon
If you think that's impressive, go google what Elvira looks like now. She's even older.
IrwinFireson
Great singer!
sircowdog
Makeup, lighting, and a smile.
milkmyrod
I'm seeing at least mid 50s here. No one else seeing that?
sr22e
nope. I will never admit to anyone a woman looks older than 28...to dangerous in my experience
JoeTetu24
So what you’re saying is she’s Keanu Reeve’s cousin.
DancinNinja
Absolutely impressive. She’s got a long way to go though to match mr matrix himself.
SarosFM
Holy shit she’s 62?
TemetNosce000
No. 63
ChairfaceChippendaleTheTick
64
StarlightSnep
76
PhoenSunfire
Wait until she takes off her makeup
pistolpuma
When will people wake up to the fact that alot of people have fucking paint in the face?
PhoenSunfire
Right? I'm just objecting op holding her up as a anomaly when she has some assistance
RustyShakleford0110
Plastic surgery works wonders
localbadboy
So does plastic love
khele
Also make up and somewhat grainy photos.
CharliePapaBravo
And lighting and perhaps photoshop.
ultraronbun
Okay I saw another pic and she def looks 60
FilteredRiddle
Every picture I saw on Google, she looks like... 45, max.
joeyjojosharknado
Makeup, lighting, a touch of Photoshop can do wonders.
hellboy222001
Whats her name
ultraronbun
Mariya Takeuchi
SmashingBrickCastration
Harrison Ford
PootsMcGraw
Paul Blart
SmashingBrickCastration
Mall horse
munkiflavoredsticker00
Who's this?
freebewbs
YouTube Recommendation Waifu
[deleted]
[deleted]
Kougeru
No. She's a real artist
SarosFM
You heathen
jaykune
Beats me?
Coinboy
You wish
RandallKavanaugh
Lucky you
ProfChrispy
Mariya Takeuchi
NomDeImguerre
Gesundheit.
jaykune
Who?
floyd007
Doctor
MidlandRedux
Now that I know her name, I feel less informed than before.
ToasterPP
Story of my life honestly.
TrueLegateDamar
New phone
ghostchips12345
demoncandy
Who dis?
HowLuigifeels
New phone.
demoncandy
wHo dIS?!
Blackcatwaltz
She is/was a famous jazz pop singer in the 80/90s, Mariya-san. Plastic love was the most famous of all. Plastic Love https://g.co/kgs/z3qVHX
dargrin
Yeah, still no idea who this is despite the link but she does look good though.
tijtij
I don't think it _was_ the most famous. It recently _became_ the most famous because of YouTube's recommendation algorithm.
CharlIly
And mostly by foreigners with interest in 80s cool chill jap pop vibe
Blackcatwaltz
In Japan at that time, it was very famous and now its famous again coz of vinyl reissue
MrLennieBuick
Asian women look good well into old age. Then blammo overnight they look 104 years old.
magmufbtheness
Yes, yes that one comic strip represents all Asian women.
DarkHorseDreams
If you went there you'd see it depends. But here my friends r aging better on average than white, or Asians abroad.
LordSintax79
Not dissimilar from Mediterranean or Eastern European women. I call this phenomenon "the babushka bomb".
embrew24
Lol, no.... This exists in every race. This one here won the genetic jackpot. Most are busted looking from birth. Like other groups.
Ryvienna
I just moved to China and I can confirm that this is false.
bilborrax
As the memes for told
dghammer
Thai women especially.
HungryHungryFox
Just stay out of the sun white people
EvilToska
GoT reference: That black scarf is hiding the Red Woman's necklace. :p
sr22e
illusions. healthy melanocortin receptor 1 (MC1R), kit ligand gene (kitlg), and SLC24A5 combined with extra fat deposits around eyes & lips
lordbucket
That's probably not true though. The women who look old now, grew up malnourished in the postwar period.
hateanyway
honestly, that's not really true. SOME asian women do. go in tinder and look for 40 year old asian women. they age
lenegoader
Nah, plenty get to 40 and then cut their hair short and hunch over like a monkey ?
vonshoggotheim
Elves, I tell you.
RipOffTheBandAid
Italian women look amazing until mid thirties then boom they look like Yubaba from Spirited Away
Janedoe783
/a/zWa8Pid 54 yo and only started to age. (Monica Belluci)
billybobthorton1
Swear to god that is true, lived in japan. they either looked like they were in high school but were 35 years old or like they were so old>
billybobthorton1
writing had yet to be invented when they were born. And irregardless of there age the legs! Holy shit the legs! Not even joking, on the>
billybobthorton1
phone with my dad, see this SEXY pair of legs walking in front of me and im like "oh man i have to walk faster and see her face, but her>
billybobthorton1
legs are so damn nice. Get in front of her glance behind me...she was at LEAST 60. Couldnt tell it by her skin or body though.
EyesOnICE
I read it has something to do with their diets.
sr22e
phytoestrogens called isoflavones mimic estrogen in the body and is abundant in soy heavy diets...so maybe a bit
purgethefilthyheretics
So Asians worldwide eat the same?
worldling
It’s the short nose bridge. When you smile your skin crinkles against a tall nose bridge, over time you wrinkle less if your nose is small
DivineAlphaMale
Woah
2graves
Remainder
But they do live longer. 8 of the 20 oldest living people are Japanese.
Janedoe783
In Korea: sun protection + huge skincare routine + food with collagen + surgery that's their secrets. Japan is probably similar.
2graves
The sun protection is obnoxious in Korea tbh though. Not worth it
CamelaShy
Genetics, exposure to labour work, Sun overexposure, and keeping healthy/fit do a lot too. Regularly drinking water also does a ton.
CamelaShy
Keep in mind, Pale skin is coveted in most asian cultures = less sun damage desired from tans, and tea being a regular drink = hydration
SgtDanny
I dunno about the tea, its also high in caffeine and is a dieuretic.