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1. This toilet makes sure you have a sanitary seat everytime!
2. These lights let you know if there’s an empty parking spot.
wholesome restaurant bill
3. I think more restaurants should offer more free hugs.
4. This screen lets you know exactly when you need to change a keg.
5. This soap dispenser that is labeled.
6. This label keeping delivery companies on their toes.
7. Every computer should have this webcam cover.
8. Who needs a Fitbit when you have this parking sign?
9. This sign alerting all the deers to avoid human food.
10. These tiny model tents give you a look at what you’re buying.
11. This calculator has a built in chessboard
12. This uber driver with the NES setup is killing it!
13. This dog toy has a sad version of itself that’s found when it’s ripped open.
14. This light let’s you know when an elevator is reaching it’s capacity.
15. These chips have multiple tabs to open as you eat.
16. In Korea they have these little tents to help take a break from the elements.
17. This stop sign absorbs solar power and glows at night.
18. This van that comes equipped with a Nintendo 64 hookup:
19. These parking lines that go up the railing:
KitforKat
The dog toy is from bark box and SO many of their toys are like that! October's theme had a raincloud had raindrops inside, so freaking cute
NurseyMcNursepants
The toilet seat cover is a massive waste of plastic and unnecessary. People pee on the seat when they try to hover. Sit the hell down. 1/2
NurseyMcNursepants
No evidence shows transmission of disease on them. Just because something SEEMS gross doesn't mean it can really hurt you. 2/2
youneverknowwhatyouregoingtoget
SaItyEuropean
#1 and waste a fucking hell of plastic just for you to extract shit from your body
skippi99r
#19 a tiny bit of detail can go a long way
OtterlyMagnificent
As someone who likes backing in so I don't have to back into traffic, this would save my tow-hitch (and a lot of walls) from damage.
MollyNapQueen
#10 Cats love those mini tents.
hammersquirrel
#3 you're obviously not a female server
SausageOverload
#3 The food must be pretty bad if you have to pay to add flavor.
davebeastly
#10 I want one for my cat
callmethelizardqueen
Your cat won't fit they are really small.
davebeastly
I saw one in the store it wasn't so small.
SeptemSeptem
#1 Yes, because we don't already have a problem with people senselessly using and then throwing away plastics. Let's add to the problem.
MistressLyda
Yeah. I'd rather see copper door handles in public bathrooms than this trash. That would actually have some effect.
Mewmus
how's about a button on the tv that makes your remote make a beeping sound (for when you can't find the fucking remote)
callmethelizardqueen
There was a TV manufacturer who made that in the 90s, didn’t catch on tho. My Roku has a remote finder built in.
WlIISmith
#2 But....but it’s green
CaptainWolfrandthe42
I was think the same thing that car seems to be invisible to the sensors
lonkandpetch
Looks like #4 is Cask & Ale in Madison.
TAKESHIKOVACHS
The multilevel chip bag is clearly the most important one of these. That’s Fkin genius
hawaiicanal89
How does it work? Is each level resealable? Are there chips at each level? If it's a regular non-resealable bag, I don't get how it helps.
TAKESHIKOVACHS
As you eat farther into the bag you can remove the upper portions, so you don’t have to reach elbow deep into a bag when finishing the chips
hawaiicanal89
Oh shit that's really smart
Buzzkiller191
Army MREs have those for the main part of the meal. You cook it in the bag then tear as you go. MRE: Meals Ready to Eat.
slabaReactionSmuggler
Your wait staff is going to love hugging every fat creepy old dude that wants them to
GuacamoleMoleMolester
Plot twist: the hugger is the creepy fat chef.
dovebair
Who is to say they have wait staff? Maybe it's some loving elderly woman who's willing to hug anyone!
cornbreesha
The menu says it's free to "need a hug" not free to get one. They just want to remind you of your starvation for physical contact.
AdmJota
Who says it's the waitstaff doing the hugging? It's probably the creepy old moustached owner who hangs out in back waiting for his chance.
rbudrick
Fat creepy old dude is the one serving that made the sign.
deathmaul51
Yea, work at a restaurant that has always had all female servers in the 27 open. I am the only male. The men are creepy, and think I am gay.
Constantinopel
Yeah your waiters already hate you if you think putting hugs on the menu is a good idea
ThisOneTimeInZelda
My thought exactly the people that are going to ask for hugs are probably creeps.
Suspiciouspenguin
Thank you for saying this. Once, a guy reached over the bar like he was going to hug me. I put up my hands and said 1/
Suspiciouspenguin
2/ "don't fuckin touch me" he vehemently denied was was planning on touching me. Then he said "i was just going to kiss you" thanks old man.
stronomer
#6 is standard in engineering when shipping delicate items. Also available for vibrations/shocks, humidity, temperature,...
BurnieCinders
To me it looks like an admission that the item is packed badly.
stronomer
No. Some things have to be tranported upright, or be protected against shocks or so, and companies offer such transport services. 1/2
stronomer
Removes need to build spring-dampener-whatever mechanics to keep shocks limited. And label shows if transport promise is kept. 2/2
jayphat
I've seen the delivery companies *shrug* at responsibility when those are showing tipped.
GoochoLibre
We have those at the hospital for certain packages. I like ripping them off and shaking them up when we get our stuff. It's weirdly fun.
Durnstaros
Can't forget, worked at a dairy plant that used long term logging temperature probes called 'hot dog'.
Durnstaros
Mythbusters kept using the Shock-Watch stickers as the most reliable measurement. Made me want to get a few.
mikeatike
#4 is a system called DigitalPour, several bars in my area have it. They have phone apps so you can see what beers are on and coming up.
IUpvoteLOTRMemes
They are everywhere here in Portland Or.
mikeatike
Pourtland
WombRaider25
What IS this? A tent for ants!?
Magpiebones
Tent for cats!
callmethelizardqueen
Too small. They are hamster size.
Magpiebones
Tent for rats then. Rodents love small spaces.
RowdyMcMenace
When I was little a store stopped using them as displays and my mom asked if she could have one for my Barbie dolls. 10/10 coolest accessory
nunyuh
My mom used to talk the store managers into letting us have the old ones to use for our stuffed animals. They were awesome.
ohdeepthought
I actually really want one not for me but for my bunny.
callmethelizardqueen
I went to a store closeout they were selling them for $30, just couldn't justify spending that on a 4 inch tall tent.
ohdeepthought
I’ve never been so disappointed in a stranger in the internet before.
Atlas008
Our crates of glass come with those tip and tell monitors every now and then, usually if it's a common carrier delivery
poopfarts666
captainfantasticfasterthansupermantheflashandthehulkcombined
That's so you know it's sanitary
DoctorGaiusBaltar
Thorn655321
Good as new!
arelmcii
This man is a goddamned monster.
LychFinderGeneral
GuacamoleMoleMolester
ABluntForce
Username... checks out?
SpikeThruTheStreetRoof
lilbrother
no no no no nonoNONONO!!!
oldandfat
They can afford to give free hugs, when they're charging $3 for water
Craicerjack
#1 is a hella waste of one use plastic, contributing to the continued pollution of this planet all for a bit of convenience.
IWishIWereNotAllergicToCats
That toilet seat is some disgustingly wasteful bullshit. Fuckin' America.
isexmywife
That's not a calculator, it's a digital chess game. The bottom is to track the moves.
EliMFrost
It says calculator and has all the calculator bottons?
isexmywife
Check it out http://www.spacious-mind.com/html/calculator_chess.html
userJanM
It's both http://www.spacious-mind.com/html/calculator_chess.html
Thatguythatknowsbetter
"saitek CALCULATOR" Says it right there.
idonthaveauser
"Saitek calculator chess" to be precise.
isexmywife
http://www.spacious-mind.com/html/calculator_chess.html
Chainhealer
So you're saying it's a calculator too?
Thatguythatknowsbetter
A unique combination of practicality and fun!
Murraylastname
#17 kinda silly. Stop signs have reflective tape on them already, your cars light illuminate the sign anyways.
aBastardNoLonger
They're blinking lights to get people's attention in regularly blown intersections
johnnydarkside
There's on in the tiny town I grew up in. There didn't used to be a sign there. It's helpful as a reminder.
BornToDoStuff
in that area it doesnt seem as useful but in hilly or forested areas its VERY useful in making sure you can see it...
BornToDoStuff
There are some around my area in locations like that and if it wasnt for the lights I am not sure I could see the stopsign until I was on it
Summonsays
By my local mall, the overhead street signs are back lit. It's amazing!
tenebrisangelus
What about those nights where it's so foggy you can't see for shit?
Kodot
Actually, the amount of traffic backup at that particular sign was bad enough that it needed a noticeable light. People would get impatient.
itsyoumcmuffin
We have stop signs with solar panels that have red flashing LED lights around the sign. A "glowing" stop sign doesn't make much sense.
Murraylastname
Ya we have those too. That one makes sense. Because the flashing is eye catching
ThePedro8161
Yeah, but it's bad for people with epilepsy, I think they shouldn't blink and be so bright. Oscillating would work just as well.
OtterlyMagnificent
The ones I've seen don't blink fast. It's like 1s on 1s off blinking.
ThePedro8161
I never said fast. It doesn't have to be fast to trigger epilepsy. Bright lights like that in the dark can cause a seizure.
tornadosandwich
I'm pretty sure that's what they meant by glowing
pizzatheyorkshireterrier
This bag of washing pods has a gigantic unmistakable red warning label that says DO NOT EAT.
ReplyingToTopCommentsIsHowIGetPeopleToReadMyComments
The plastic on the toilet seat makes it difficult for your ass cheeks to maintain a grip to stay spread so you can poop easier.
iamalreadyaghost
That sounds like a challenge
ramshackleackle
That's what moon rocks are.
Rkfinecake
That's only a suggestion for wussies.
absinthemindedprofessor
filip00
Only americans need such warning labels. Interesting how only in the US those poisonings occur...
MaximumRadius
"The box said 'DONUT. EAT.'"
RobertZimmermanWasRight
Don’t tell me what to do!
poopoo911
"I don't trust this gigantic unmistakable red warning label"
BeautifulSound
The classic American lawsuit begins.
RealRaceRiotsAreAboutGettingBlueshelledInMarioKart
"It made my son autistic" *distant screeching*
upperi
rockbuster
"This sign can't stop me because I can't read!"
Heavenissize17socks
Make the Tide pod shells with ghost pepper. Just to give them an idea what's coming.
tenebrisangelus
Nah. Let the stupid be stupid.
gablestout
The following morning...your girl puts on her favorite pair of panties, fresh out of the wash...
Heavenissize17socks
Y'know, you've thought that one through whereas I did not! Well done and +1!
cyno01
Dont tell me what to do.
cyno01
Baked up even better than i hoped!
Nebelwespe
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CossackHD
OωO
cyno01
Check back later once its cooled to see it iced and sugared, its a king cake under there.
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TresusIbor
NIGGA, THIS BETTER DELIVER!
downvotethedumps
Doop
JustM0nika
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WaltTheWeinerDog
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MidnightAtMandS
Autodots, roll out!
ultrafoo
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Givelmeaburger
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glitternova
Yes hello I am going to need #10 for my cat thanks
poopoo911
#16 You mean a bus shelter?
NoForethought
^ in Korea they have these crazy things called bus stops, I bet they do well.
hardytardigrade
#1 is terrible. The toilet seat is one of the cleanest surfaces in the bathroom. The plastic is wasteful, and people will flush it.
GuyPrice
it's pretty good if the cover is sanitized inside that box and used again and repleaced only once it tears
inscrutablehorse
What are people doing on that seat, in order to need that "sanitary" cover? Oh, is it "icky"? Grow the fuck up...
mizadventures
How can a toilet seat be clean? People pee on them. Try using the Membury Services toilets on the M4 in the UK. A million people use them
Tunaccat
Surprised there isn't Japanese toilets with the faucets above in the OP. https://imgur.com/B0IxWWs
hardytardigrade
http://abcnews.go.com/2020/Health/story?id=1213831&page=1
callmethelizardqueen
Yep. I use seat covers tho, cause icky women hover and end up peeing on the seat.
Muffdiver9
I'd rather have like a self cleaning faucet or paper towel dispenser, those are where the germs are.
ffgkrwcqrq
The plastic is like a tube on a track and runs so that there's always fresh plastic on the seat -- it doesn't get ripped off and tossed.
hardytardigrade
Thanks, I didn't know
ffgkrwcqrq
Also, what bathrooms have you been running? The public seats I see usually have yellow dried spots of pee, pubes, and flecks of poop.
ohjohnboy
That's why you have butt skin to protect you.
callmethelizardqueen
What bathroom do you use? O.o
ffgkrwcqrq
I work in a building with a lot of foreign scientists and engineers -- different cultural standards. Also, I've been to Target.
ffgkrwcqrq
Poop is rare, except more commonly people make log-seat contact at the back of the seat. Pee is very common. Unflushed from time to time.
ilikepancakesyay
Yeah but I imagine that only applies when there aren't any shit or blood smears on the seat... (happens way too often where I work).
ManMashine
Hospital? Office? Bordello? School? I have so many questions. o.O
ilikepancakesyay
Heh. A research facility and medical school at a university, attached to a hospital. Thing is. It's a bit of a walk from the hospital (1)
ilikepancakesyay
So that leaves the medical students and the occasional undergrads as some likely culprits as it tends to happen during the quarter... (2)
ooohpieceofcandy
FrodorBaggins
I can't find it atm, but I remember seeing a video where some dude shit on the seat, and you can guess what happened when it rotated
catscatscatscat
haha ok this is funny, but just for the gullible- this is also super not true.
RedForman95
Toilet /a/Al2dh
idonthaveauser
I only know ones that are one very long towel, but they aren't reused (without washing).
Hardalor
Or someone gets shit on the plastic, and it gets inside it. Also, I've used a toilet with those once ever... I go elsewhere if I see one.
dirrrtypiratehookerrr
Mohegan Sun Casino has these. They're awesome and there's an army of janitors to replace them when the plastic is used up
PortgasDAceOfBase
hello, fellow nutmegger
treehumpinghippieface
The casinos have them here in SoCal too. Maybe it’s a casino thing. I’ve never seen them elsewhere.
StepRightUp
Airport in Oklahoma City uses them too. Rare cuz so few Midwest bathrooms seem to offer seat covers of any kind. (???)
fatchicksneedluvintoo
I have only seen them in casinos as well. Strange
GriffQuizzle
Is that true?
TeenageMutantWarhead
The towel part is
RobertZimmermanWasRight
No
MyBrainIsPlastiDipped
Somebody on the internet said it so it must be true.
tomb818
I think the edge where the plastic goes into the device will get funky & damn..who's emptying it?
Starbelli
Those old towels rotated to an end, then would have to come off to be washed. They didn’t rotate in a continuous loop....
digme
RIIIIIIIIIIGHT...
Kamasu0Tra
It's a pretty simple mechanical device. Take a good look at one next time you find one; they are usually pretty easy to open as well.
digme
That was a joke for those of us who grew up in the 80's and remember when sometimes it was just rolling back threw.
digme
*through
alectravelyan
I miss those
ImOnlyHereForTheCheese
Well, they come off and get reset. It's a matter of honor as to whether they actually get washed...
TheNecronomician
"a matter of honor"! great!
causality
Oh, so THAT's how they work. Every time I watch 12 Angry Men I wondered what the hell is going on with those.
Secretsquid
The best eco friendly and fastest hand drying technique ever. Way better than even the Dyson airblade.
yevsky
Old? Still in use around here, best there is
SpitefulRed
Small town?
yevsky
Yes and no, it's the capital but the country isn't that big
palmo
They have them in Ohare. It feels like you're trying to shit in a garbage bag.
Greatwood
Which, in and of itself, is a trip
hencethequeef
I was a kid when O'Hare first installed those and my head was right at the sensor height. I kept rotating on the seat.
TwerkingLurker
I think the bigger problem would be to sit without a cover, have the sensor detect your shadow, and wrap your ass and balls in plastic
StepRightUp
Worse is some ONLY change if you push a button. If you don't realize this then you sit down on used plastic. (Yes, you OKC Airport!)
Thatsagoodbid
oneeyedziggy
Or until you realize it's a completely unnecessary waste of plastic and toilet seats are way cleaner than your hands or phone or doorknobs
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MossyMoose
"I love dumping plastic bags into the ocean unnecessarily!"
mizadventures
Some plastics are bio-degradable.
oneeyedziggy
biodegradable or no all the energy that goes into producing, delivering, installing, same for the boxes they come in, still a complete waste
DanFoote
I used one. The seat style is incredibly uncomfortable
thezookeeper
I second this.
StepRightUp
Anyone who's flow thru Oklahoma City airport knows this.
1TrueKingInTheNorth
Just sit on the fucking toilet. It's not like a person's anus makes direct contact with the seat. Honestly, tthe meat of your ass is 1/
celebradee05
Gross
krumbooty
My old roommate left brown kiss marks on the toilet seat nearly daily.
Fprops
so polluting, such a waste of plastic come on
oneeyedziggy
many many highschool experiments confirm this, and one of the dirtiest common items is your phone, which you readily press against your face
Nathanyel
Then how do some manage to get shit stains on the seat? Most also don't wipe the seat afterwards, so it often has pubes and other "debris".
elkhoundsforeveryone
You people know that you can get crabs from a toilet seat, right?
Sheptard
IronRod
No, you can't. https://www.cdc.gov/parasites/lice/pubic/gen_info/faqs.html
PortgasDAceOfBase
to be fair crabs probably isn't going to ruin your life. Uncomfortable and inconvenient, sure, but it gets better.
philcollinsdrumbreakdown
If only most people could avoid paying on the seat. Men AND women.
Sutashi
I swear public women's restrooms are worse than the men's. There are some women who don't try to use the toilet. They just pee on the floor.
mizadventures
Is paying the new word for pee?
philcollinsdrumbreakdown
i pay. they pee. it's a wee-wee win-win.
causality
I give it a quick wipe with a bit of wet toilet paper. No need for a cover but I'd rather not have stranger piss and pubes on me.
Sutashi
I keep sani wipes in my purse.
sherbetty
How do you wet it if you're in a stall? Do you use the sink outside and then go in?
causality
Yep. Drop of soap, little water, give the seat and the part of the bowl my dick might touch a quick wipe
EnterToTheRealmOfimgur
1. Ball up some TP. 2. Give it a flush, dip end of ball in fresh incoming water. 3. Wipe seat, toss in toilet. 4. Dry seat with more TP.
orionpax88
Fuck that effort, I'll just shit myself and I get a new pair of trousers that way too
sherbetty
I would just rather sit on piss than put my hand that far in the toilet
1TrueKingInTheNorth
Probably less dirty than the meat of your hand. Think about it: how many things has your butt touched today? Likely the inside of your 2/
1TrueKingInTheNorth
Underwear, and maybe another person's hand. How many things has your hand touched today? Literally everything you've handled
metzershmit
What has that other person done with their butt? I've seen some places not clean the seats well.I'm just going to use my own toilet.
ConnorQuinn
Because most people couldn't hit the broad side of a barn when they're peeing. I don't like someone else's urine on my cheeks, you feel?
Tanishh
So wipe it off with TP. Easy.
Clitastrophe
That's why guys are supposed to lift the seat. It doesn't matter how accurate they/you are, you're going to drip on the seat at least.
Trollingstoned
It's nasty, but urine is sterile. Just swipe if you see any. In any case, no bacteria lives long on cold, barren, toilet seat plastic.