Y’know, I did feel there is too much unawareness for common butt health concerns. Nobody likes to talk about it and nobody knows where to go if they think they might have a problem or what it would even look like. If you schedule a doctor appointment, they might not be able to fit you in until a time where the issue is not present and they’ll be like, “I’m sure it’s nothing.” We should all know by heart the difference between anus and rectum but we don’t
Hey, men could be conscious about their anus too. They might worry that it upsets the Mexican prostitute when she has to bleach it before she can lick it.
I have strong objections to anything having to do with human feces. My entire interaction with my butthole is the required amount of defecation and fuck all else. I sure as HELL am not looking at it.
I wonder how long before companies start offering "retro" tech? Phones that DON'T spontaneously make slideshows of your pictures without your permission. "You know all those features we kept adding to your devices? The ones you didn't ask for, but that we kept bragging about and shoving down your throats? Enjoy the new Slimtech device, with only the basic features you actually WANT and none of those extra things you hate!"
I hate my asshole, I wish it would stay shut. Instead it leaks so bad that I have to regularly go to the bathroom just to wipe it every few hours (more often when its hot or I'm doing physical activities.) Or else it would leave a skidmark in my underwear like I didn't wipe at all. Even though I was wiping so much I gave myself hemorrhoids. I would wipe until blood came but still leave skidmarks in my underwear and get belted to shit by my grandmother for it.
I used to feel that way, but then I realized... It's a butthole. It's where poop comes out. It's basically the least hygienic part of a body we have access to. If my partner wants in but can't stomach the reality of his actions, that's his problem. It is not my responsibility to pretend my butt is not a butt just to keep him more comfortable :P
My husband is who got me more comfortable with that mentality. He described as going to shit's house, so he can't be mad if there's somebody home - he's still glad he got invited.
meganical
Y’know, I did feel there is too much unawareness for common butt health concerns. Nobody likes to talk about it and nobody knows where to go if they think they might have a problem or what it would even look like. If you schedule a doctor appointment, they might not be able to fit you in until a time where the issue is not present and they’ll be like, “I’m sure it’s nothing.” We should all know by heart the difference between anus and rectum but we don’t
MoonMoon89
And some people have to use FaceBook for a slideshow of all the assholes in their life...
VodkaReindeer
Hey, men could be conscious about their anus too. They might worry that it upsets the Mexican prostitute when she has to bleach it before she can lick it.
Grimmrog
Geht mir am Arsch vorbei
MutteringMisanthrope
"My Asshole, Set to Music"..............that's Zappa's 132nd best album..........
numonster
Salticido
I used to be worried about butt hair. It wasn't about porn. The beauty standard of hairlessness for female-presenting people is ubiquitous.
alquin13
Have you named it?
Schitzoflink
That's hilarious, I was on this thread earlier
atoyot
I don't think I've ever looked at my butthole. I'm sure it's great.
stickywiggit
I have strong objections to anything having to do with human feces. My entire interaction with my butthole is the required amount of defecation and fuck all else. I sure as HELL am not looking at it.
Coltaine
Well I should be keeping an eye on it, I have increased risk of hemorrhoids.
starkeclipse
I feel like hemorrhoids announce their presence, sight unseen.
LinemanMatt
I wonder if the music was by Butthole Surfers?
The Tubes?
Bob122872
tibris
what song? I'm thinking "Just the way you are" by Billy Joel
mcbotulism
"A Slideshow of My Asshole" was the name of the independently-produced EP my high school ska band made.
telemonianajax
I assume there was a featured trombone solo if Slideshow is in the title.
Dociousaliexpilisticfragicalirepus
I have lichen sclerosis but it’s not my butt I have to look after is much…I don’t think….wonder if I should be taking anus pictures…?
Smantha
Same. *getting paranoid about anus*
VodkaReindeer
Best to be sure, Dociousaliexpilisticfragicalirepus.
DrewK98
Nobody's asking the important question: What music did they use?
fredhoffman1968
i got a calus on my butt crack which got pretty big ..i had to pumus stone it away ..i got it from sitting in office chairs ..lol..
ThatQuietlySmirking
I couldn't pick my butthole out of a police lineup.
tibris
I picked my butthole in a police line up. they told me to stop and go wash my hands
Broonstar
if you did, your ass would be going to jail
jamiedBreaker
Bravoooo
ArkoneAxon
I wonder how long before companies start offering "retro" tech? Phones that DON'T spontaneously make slideshows of your pictures without your permission. "You know all those features we kept adding to your devices? The ones you didn't ask for, but that we kept bragging about and shoving down your throats? Enjoy the new Slimtech device, with only the basic features you actually WANT and none of those extra things you hate!"
kgirl924
But somehow it'll cost MORE than the other phones.
jackpkmn
I hate my asshole, I wish it would stay shut. Instead it leaks so bad that I have to regularly go to the bathroom just to wipe it every few hours (more often when its hot or I'm doing physical activities.) Or else it would leave a skidmark in my underwear like I didn't wipe at all. Even though I was wiping so much I gave myself hemorrhoids. I would wipe until blood came but still leave skidmarks in my underwear and get belted to shit by my grandmother for it.
OaksParcel
Sir this is a Wendy's
triangularity
Having unusual medical conditions is one thing, but you being physically abused for yours is just terrible :\
starkeclipse
That sounds terrible. I'm sorry.
MyBigMouth
I've also seen an asshole set to music, but this post isn't tagged political, so I'll just leave it at that.
Badgerbadgerson3
Nah, fuck tagging politics and fuck Trump.
TinyRavenFeathers
Ribaldrie
For 40 minuteses
OliverClothesoff70
WenTheEternallySurprised
I see what you did there. Unfortunately.
lurkmoarjono
well done
PutItInNeutral
Munchman347
It certainly needs bleaching, that orange color can't be healthy... 🤡💩
SociallyInept1
HandoB4Javert
paintbullits
I have never heard before Of someone more deserving of the full penalty of law
ThankYouForYourTime
Yes, porn has totally had an effect on how positively we see parts of our bodies, including buttholes
plainoldfool
I've never done butt stuff but I don't want to do butt stuff because how ugly my butt looks. I'd be freaking out of someone saw it.
xizar
Just date blind people.
ThankYouForYourTime
I hope you get to do unencumbered butt stuff that you feel good about
cambam3000
I used to feel that way, but then I realized...
It's a butthole. It's where poop comes out. It's basically the least hygienic part of a body we have access to. If my partner wants in but can't stomach the reality of his actions, that's his problem. It is not my responsibility to pretend my butt is not a butt just to keep him more comfortable :P
apairofpetducks
My husband is who got me more comfortable with that mentality. He described as going to shit's house, so he can't be mad if there's somebody home - he's still glad he got invited.