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Nov 23, 2017 7:18 PM
akashsurana1
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johnmcdracula
Where's the faucet
Cottonflame
JuniperJupiter
I don't think that's what your mom meant when she said "Stuff the Turkey"....
Memestealer1000000000
Stuffing turkey? What year is this?
pNoodleFlyer
Foreplay then intercourse
Madv1lla1n
Mmmmmnnn sous vide Turkey, it'll be ready by New Year...
goochpapadopolis575
Classic... Wine, brine, and 69...
DeanOMiite
Butter them balls
Iprefermypunsintended
mlicht
Now that's a bulletproof way to get a UTI..!
hackller
could have waited until it's finished it's monthlies!
FBKatB3TAdotcom
They don't call him old blood and guts for no reason
BrwnEyedBandit
skyline408
The next pic should be the bird laying on a towel in bed about to get a massage.
ExtraWoody
Not my turkey
TheAllMightyThreeShoeBeating
AltOrc
FiftyShadesOfBroccoli
When Oompa-Loompas go bad
jamiedBreaker
Holy shit I didn't think I was having nightmares tonight
ExtraWoody
https://youtu.be/XcTomLFblzo
keelsman
@cheesecake7
cheesecake7
Turkey?
Totallyscrewedinaustin
My turkey was a cheap date. Just took it out of the sink, threw it in the bag with some sauce and into the oven it went!
nytequiller
Probably because she's Jewish...
SarcasticComment
No stuffing the bum with lemon and herbs?
ShelbyTheDESTROYER
Ours got a whole bunch of basting and then thrown into a deep frier!