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NachoPete
#7
Halfsanemonkey
#20
RadicalDude
You can't just make an unfunny joke funny by putting "no one:" before it.
a55mu11e7
#4 made my brain itch.
Easter0
I’m a bit confused, can a site actually tell if you opened another tab and switched to it if you don’t close it?
RulesOfImgur
#14 if you don't have 2 monitors you can install a virtual machine.
mikeatike
Look up the Atomic Boyscout
Rohmke
So what hapPENS IF YOU PHOTOCOPY WATER??
SpammaJamma
I hate those YouTube videos. DID YOU NOTICE THIS SECRET IN THE NEW STAR WARS MOVIE!? No, I don't care.
Manhoarder
On today's mildly annoyed episode: My irritation at people that don't know the difference between Breath and Breathe.
rbudrick
In the 80s and 90s, prob earlier, every grocery store sold colored TP. Scott made it. Was super common.
InvasionStripes
#13 I think they were trying to.
MyBigMouth
#7 Isn't beautiful, it's the wrong way round to be beautiful
tonalstates
#9 Unless it’s Rugal from KoF, frikin' OP character
bucklev
#5 speak to me. Read it, tell to myself that a familly tree have help me to keep the lineage, finish the book and find on in the end....
RandyRandalman
#11
pkerteam13
DaddyOfTheMackDaddies
There's no way that first one is the same person
vanelanjenkins
So #1 is only a part time thot?
ChristopherEvans1
#7 what kind of heather puts their toilet paper that way?
IndigoJustice
Stop trying to make “Heather” work, Karen!
badgateway502
#12
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Bigboymcgee
The toilet paper is on the wrong way
InAMellowTone
#14 or just don't have the browser in full screen or use your phone
Hutchy01
I mean building an atom bomb isn't that hard, it's just obtaining materials. Amazon won't sell me enough uranium.
brannana
Do what the atomic Boy Scout did. Old glow in the dark clock faces with radium and smoke detectors.
belongsinamuseum
Try Ali Baba. Pretty sure you even buy human hair on that site. They don’t give a fuck.
xtav
Probably just searching the wrong category. https://www.amazon.com/Uranium-Ore/product-reviews/B000796XXM
Arnoxthe1
Regular uranium won't do. It needs to be a specific kind.
Arnoxthe1
Uranium-235 and plutonium-239 specifically.
PippityPoppityGimmeTheZoppity
I find the idea of wiping my ass with red toilet paper very off putting.
Lovingimpaler
I take it you look.
tychog99
A bit off-potty, mauybe?
Hamburgerin
Yeah you wouldnt see the stains
DieselJesu5
How else will you see the blood?
bigfishy
I am more concerned about it going the wrong way than the color.
dragonsluvtacos
fafa4201
Amen, I thought I was the only one who that bothered
Lethalskripts
I had to glance in the comments after that image. It is almost rage inducing to see tp under and not over.
MoeCiz
You should be off pudding.
uppishduck
Hey you, imgurian, I appreciate your reference.
PippityPoppityGimmeTheZoppity
I don’t know why but this actually made me laugh. Well, heartily chortle.
MoeCiz
You know the reference don’t you? The original is much more funny
ColdestOne
ahorseelbowdeepinme
Sonic movie
ahorseelbowdeepinme
What angry person came through and downvoted a q/a comment?
thxph
It’s possible someone enlarged the pic and accidentally downvoted it with their fingers instead & didn’t notice (or care to undo it).
ahorseelbowdeepinme
They'd have to scroll all the way down to accidentally hit it then open the comments and downvote again.
Booooooiqqqq
It was I! Patrick!
PixelSprite64
#8
reuleaux
I dont know any teacher that has a connection with the real world that would say that
antoinebugleboy
If I had to listen to Linus’s voice all day for class, I would ditch. Cool guy, but I can only take his voice in small doses.
MA1110
Idk maybe run to through a voice modulator?
antoinebugleboy
It’s not really his voice, more his weird... WAY of talking. in his videos! ...and now a word for our sponsor.
DillPixels
NotMehUsername
Lol.
SoupyActiveElk
Manhoarder
What kind of demon spawn would want to eat it as cereal. I always throw away the tip cuz I can't stand that gross chocolate taste.
RailRabbit
#1 Notice which picture she's smiling in
mmsep123
The one she's not knowingly posing for a picture?
DeKetsendeRechter
I dunno who she is but most folk think 'the rest of the week' is more beautiful.
TedFromTEDtalks
If those two pictures are of the same person, she's way cuter on the right
Berendtable
Even if another person likely. Seems like a shitload of filters were applied
ratboy181
Looks more like an "I'm fucked" smile.
fanelian
The one where she has got chips, obviously.
idc52
Makeup does wonders
Mytrashpanda101
Doesn't even look like the same nose.
Vatatheo
Make up is a hell of a thing
Tennox
Drug*
usernamemustbe4characterslonng
So are camera angles.
DeKetsendeRechter
Lighting, too.
Mytrashpanda101
Probably photo shopped as well
darthstormer
So, who else started counting to see if their lips touched?
PunsExceptTheyAreAFewHoursLate
One Mississippi... dang, I only got to one
supremedreamz
Ashamed to admit it
AnxiaTeaDD
Sure as fuck did
Goldenleg
Vietnames only got to 1
rhetoricIjustmether
Immediately.
coffee321123
I'm still just over here thinking about what photocopying water would look like
IAmRelevantToThis
Me too. Damn now I want to go find out
ChuckItInTheFuckItBuckett
I told my wife this and now she pronounces 7 as seben.
SamusaEkGatoPima
Method: say 1 to 13, then 14 -> 19 is a repetition of number-teen. Then say 20. 30 -> 99 are repetitions too. Say a 100, 101. 102 -> 999 are
SamusaEkGatoPima
repetitions. Say 1000. 1001->999 999 are repetitions. Say 1 000 000, lips touched.
AFistfulOfDollHairs
As a robot, my lips never touched.
shinyRK9
The same amount of people who started manually breathing
Snarknado
It's fake. I got it right on shwam! https://youtu.be/-XccUMOQ978
nebbulae
Twel
JustMe4455
I didn’t make it to 1,000,000.
LightLamia
I speak Japanese. My lips still haven't touched.
drakewarnock
You can't count to 300?
LightLamia
Ahh forgot the -びゃく。I stand corrected.
WrongUn
mine touch at 1.
ChelsTehHazelnut
How the hell do you pronounce your 1's??
WrongUn
like the sound a sheep makes, no??
Illfixitrightafter
Hebrew here. It stops at 2
Thegandork
ApexIzzy
It takes like a minute. 1-20, then every 10 up to 100, then 1000. Everything else between 1 and 1,000,000 is a combination of those numbers
Nathanfake
You’re on lockdown, you got time for that.
IMostlyCommentInGifs
LATTEH
I got to 5
ImNotReallyADoctor
The real question is... how far did you get before realizing you wouldn't finish?
Keddar
Count to 20, then count by 10s to 100, skip to 1,000, then skip to 1,000,000. Everything else is repetition of previous words. 30 words.
Demogorgon12
Then there's french god damn 4 20 19
NigerianNitemare
I'd say they touch ENOUGH just to say "one".
YOUAreTheMagicMan
You simpletons...watch this. Mone. Twom. Threem. Fmour. WE ARE RULED BY A SENTIENT CHEETO AND GOD IS DEAD. MAKE YOUR OWN LAW. INJECT BLEACH.
DickDastardly404
I mean 12 and 20 both have a “w” so its bollocks lol.
VagrantDust
Got to four before I decided the better way was to go through the alphabet to find which letters make your lips touch and look at # spelling
TheDelrubioTriplets
Pretty hard to say 4,5 without them touching
drakewarnock
That is pronounced "four and five tenths" so your lips wouldn't touch. Counting numbers are only whole integers, anyway.
TheDelrubioTriplets
Im sorry i was drunk off me ass when I commented
Fastolfe
I got to seven then realised I should have stopped at one
MinorityOpinion
If you can say "one" without your lips touching, you have ventriloquism skills.
cyrusthevyrus
All parts of your lips are touching for the W sound except the very middle of them. M is just the first bilabial consonant when counting.
tinybartender
The phrase "bilabial consonant" is why I like language, because it sounds sexy. However, I dislike the phrase "word porn" because it's not.
cokeysmurf
Lol what? No
MinorityOpinion
put your teeth together, pull your lips apart and try to say "one" (won).
cokeysmurf
Put your top and bottom lips together and try to do the same thing. Air has to pass through to get the sound, you don't seal your lips
MinorityOpinion
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
MinorityOpinion
Wow, someone actually managed to take offence at that? Jeeez
CptBoomBoom
My lips touch on 4.
kevlarburrito
Who else knows your mouth isn’t two horizontal meat shutters that slap together? It’s a hole people..with corners...
applesforjuice
Four
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applesforjuice
:O
Nahmy
You. This.
Phlynch
Your lips don't touch at four. Your bottom lip touches your teeth.
kevlarburrito
The corners of your lips are always touching...
cokeysmurf
Your bottom lip touches your top teeth to get the "f" sound. Not by touching lips together
applesforjuice
Are you Marcy from Californication
cokeysmurf
Huh?
applesforjuice
CokeySmurf is what David Duchovny calls Marcy in the show californication
RunDevilRun007
I got to four before my lips touched
benaffleckspooge
Yeah me too ?
Frostbreaker1
Your upper teeth touch your lower lip with an "f" sound. If your lips touch your mouth was closed before you started
Dragonfury5
I got to 5 somehow
macthelost
They shouldn’t touch in four unless you’re Filipino
StuckInBetweeen
How tf do you make the f sound without your lips touching? Best you can do it say "hore"
Snarkoleptic
The teeth touch your lips but they don't touch each other
PiroSlate
F is a letter/sound that involves passing air through some lip gap... M is a vibrating/humming sound... I think OP means full lip seal...
KarenFromTheHOA
They don't need to touch for the sound itself (it's lip on teeth for me), but they seem to bump each other while getting in position.
KarenFromTheHOA
I can avoid it if I try
LongDongShiverGiver
I say f with my bottom lip touching my top teeth like a normal human.
macthelost
skooterLaughin
Find another number with an m or P in it. Pretty sure there aren't any.
Dumpsterdivin
Tem
BigOrkWaaagh
Peven
Mooselover2000
Or B. But I've heard billion > million
InternetExplorer2001
Pine-hundred fipty-eight
Valaar
What are you talking about ? I don't even go to two
v
DrSirSexyLegs
π
cyrusthevyrus
1 septillion
IThinkYouGotAFineBrainJack
What about phteven?
SirSeaSlugs
novemdecillion is one. It's 10^60.
skooterLaughin
Or, you know, million is one too
SirSeaSlugs
You said "another number with an m or a p in it. Pretty sure there aren
SirSeaSlugs
't any."
kevlarburrito
Or..or..realize the top and bottom lips are always touching at the corners of your mouth
Kamishiro
Yeah, would be more accurate to say “lips completely close”.
skooterLaughin
Or "contains bilabial sounds"
laughytaughy
yourcommentisstupid
B
skooterLaughin
Yep, that one too
FroopyHood
B is not a number it’s a letter.
HorcTheOrc12
That wouldn't occur until 1 billion
cyrusthevyrus
Well, he just said find another number...he didn't say it had to be before 1 million. P finally arrives when you get to 1 septillion.
barleypops73
W
onomatopoeiasoundsclunkytome
Wan Million
macthelost
Ummm, your lips don’t touch on W unless you’re saying it wrong.
ThatWeirdLongHairedGuy
Umm i think it will bruh, there's a B sound in double you.
cokeysmurf
Not sure why you're being downvoted ?
th3grimlin
As a German speaker, I got to seven.
StSycho
As a Finn, got to three
tytq
As a Tamil speaker, I got to three
Potatostein
zis deserves more upvotes.
sirkovi
As Hungarian I got to three
siilike
With Estonian the same as Finnish, three.
AlexBenalu
As french, 1000
KinkoTheGoblin
which is "Mille"
mrmobkiller
Same here. Sieben is a beautiful number.
28dayslaterwasawarning
One hundred
drakewarnock
I think saying funf is fun.
ChipHazard
Oh right, the 'm' in 'semen'.
UmbrellaLampshade
In Welsh you'll make it to four...
CTlawman
I'll have to take your word for it. I can only count to fünf.
wtforero
7 is seiben, that may be misspelled. Took German 1 about 22 years ago
HipsterFett
You can’t get to sex?
Aforaseem
Zex
theunscaledbanana
Kein Sex unter Sechzehn.
argast
As a swede, five...
ollikahn
same for Ukrainian
IronGravyBoat
8 in Mandarin, 5 in Pashto
jiggybites
hebrew 4 "arba"
returntonorway
Same in Norwegian
Aforaseem
So does in Hindi (Indian speaker). Five = paan-ch
AmericanBurek
Same in Serbo-Croatian.
Matsuuu
Finnish, three
LiarLiarPantsUntier
Dane, 5 aswell. (Fem)
TheHippieMermaid
Norwegian, same
TobiasThusgaardPedersen
Danish, same
kabu4ce1
Three in Finnish... (Kolme)
Hippocrene
Faroese, also five
Montego1987
As an Egyptian. To five
TrimBlood
Greek also five (pente)
AuralOcean
This data is honestly fascinating