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lovelyemily300
Arizona is muscular
CyriousLordofDerp
:3
MrTsung
I live in Miami so...just make the sun Cuban
ElbowDeepInAHorse
Ain't at the goddamn truth
DwainePerrin8221
Winter in the south needs a slash with a small winter dude/ summer sun and all the other seasons need slightly smaller southern summer suns?
JickityChi
Well isn't spring just a cutie. Winter, you're on steroids. Gtfo.
washyourhandsplease
You four seasons having pieces of shit
reuleaux
Living in the north, make winter bigger and much more sinister
YeahFairiesWearBootsNala2011
What about seasons in the abyss?
Kabe59
Northener: beautiful sunny summer day. Southerner: fuck you, overcast days rule
myr14d
Go far enough up north and there aren't even graves for the other seasons.
kirosharlequin
Do you mean North / south hemisphere?
Twinklepot
'We had joy we had fun we had seasons in the sun ...'
advicedoge77
summer looks like Kon from Bleach
greeneyeqtpi
Actually that would be not quite summer, almost summer, summer, extreme summer and indoors.
MahalleinirRising
I can't relate to this because I was born and raised in Canada.
StragoMagus
One1Knight
In SD myself. We have frozen winter, blistering summer, wet spring, and dead fall. They all suck.
Ulthirm
Seasons in places like Utah "Hey winter, im bored can we swap spots" -- fall
Ulthirm
or better "Winter ive gotta pee, take my shift for a moment ok?" -- summer
scroll142
Fall is heaven in the south.
Rifneno
Live north of Chicago. We get all 4 seasons, but Winter's definitely been eating his fucking wheaties.
SnakeEgg83
Make upper summer the size upper winter, and upper winter the size of lower summer, kill upper spring. SASKATCHEWAN
ManicDogma
And here in Northern England it's just one grumpy, wet dude.
UpvoteFairy3001
(american here) my English boyfriend just visited. Poor guy has never experienced 40° weather. Also I'm visiting him in Dec. He didn't 1/?
UpvoteFairy3001
Understand why I don't want a layover in Pennsylvania. He also didn't realize how much snow they always get up north. He's from Grimsby. 2/2
KlokateerGoAt
In Houston, TX. Can confirm.
mrsiamesejake
East Tennessee is hot as hell in the summer and cold as balls in the winter
Vinxent88
Living in the Tropics I can confirm this to be accurate
Ioftenpretendtobeapotato
In South Texas
imjustheretobitchaboutpeople
As an aussie, living in texas was like constant winter for me
SkeletonRecruiter
As a South Texas Coastal dweller, it's also always mosquito season. *quietly sobs into stand fan*
NaviDaimao
I feel you ;~;
KingStruggleSnuggle
Southern Louisiana, can confirm
TheJudgeHasItBackwards
simulatedchaos
That spot on sessions in Alabama
drewcrosby
Accurate. Source: Currently in southern Texas.
Spank3y
That's cali too
MisterDiffer
As a Californian who used to live in Texas. No, it's not as bad
Spank3y
You live in southern cali? Lol we legit have no seasons lol
Ioftenpretendtobeapotato
Lived in Anaheim for 18 years, now in South Texas. No seasons in CA is accurate, but the heat is not comparable
BIackMetal
Seasons in the abyss
Insomnia297
In OK it's hard to tell. It hails in the summer.
bunny808
As someone who lives in the North, we haven't had four real seasons in a long time.
LickMyNutsAndCherryIceCream
In Minnesota this last winter was weak as shit.
mightyducks2wasokay
Spring is my favorite weekend of the year
FunshineBear
As a Southerner who moved to NH, you have the fourest seasons I've ever experienced, even better than WY.
bunny808
You should have seen it years ago
ImACraftyHooker
As a Canadian we get 4 seasons all the time. I believe it was Wednesday it happened last...
Zaroth123
In Northern Ontario we've got 4: Slush, Construction, Winter, and MEGAWINTER
donkamus
You don't know what Ohio wants to do...ever.
eclect0
We really don't have what some people call a "climate." Our forecasts are randomly generated now so they can be wrong with less effort.
Awesoman66theCactusLord
Spring? You mean warm winter, and not yet boiling summer
Fighterman
Where I live it's Winter, Slightly less Winter, Summer, Not quite Winter yet.
DefinatelyNotTheNSA
Sooo like, summer, fall, winter, spring?
eclect0
We mean Wednesday and Thursday of the second week of April, give or take two months.
reginaphillange
There is a spring? I thought it was all construction season up here
goonzilla
Sometimes WInter likes to crawl out of his grave and slap the south, just to remind them that they don't know how to drive.
YouPeopleMakeMeSick
Not where I'm at mate. It's hot and humid all the time. Even when it rains you are sweating. Sarasota, FL
superduperyooperthatspissedoff
At my dads they got 280" last winter ... under 300" is a fairly easy year.
ItsKillaKev
Go to school in Alabama. University closed because they ~thought~ there would be snow.
donkamus
Ice storms in Kentucky keep people on theor toes. Still awful drivers. It's really pretty when every tree has an ice layer though.
Mxlespxles
Dazerveruex
NOT saying it's good driving down here, but there is precious little we can do on unsalted black ice...
VonJello
Can confirm. There was a slight dusting in Dallas this past February and by the way everyone acted you would think it was end times.
MisterLemons
There's my LOL for the day, because as a former northerner now merely a North Carolinian, it's hysterical watching true southerners (1/2)
MisterLemons
try to command a vehicle in the snow. Most of the people here came from the north so they can handle it. Others, are easy to see... (2/2)
ImACraftyHooker
As a Canadian visiting Florida one year it was hilarious to see the panic that came with a frost warning.
DwainePerrin8221
Florida normally don't get much below 70f
Mikeiller
In January it can actually get fairly cold sometimes. You know, after Christmas when everybody is pretty much through with it being winter
kepler20c
I'd bet that the panic came more from the threat of crop failure than worry about the roads.
ImACraftyHooker
This I did sympathize with. But everyone was just generally panicking also
VulpesIncendium
As a Canadian who visited Texas during a snow storm, I know that feeling!
imnotaserialkiller
There's a panic in rain as well. We panic for pretty much any reason.
jhs2595
Well, frost fucked up the peach harvests this and last year, so a frost warning can be pretty serious.
kawwmoi
Grew up in CT, worked in NV last year (I know, not the south, but it was still a desert). My 45 minute commute became 3 hours because 1/2
kawwmoi
of half an inch of snow. Must have passed a dozen crashes from people who don't know to slow down on ice. 2/2
kawwmoi
And to clarify, when I say slow down, the speed limit was 80. If you've never driven on ice, don't start at 80. Try 75 first. 3/2
JackDaniels91
LOL If you've never driven on ice try 25. in a parking lot, away from other people. I've lived in michigan my entire life and have spun(1)
JackDaniels91
on black ice on the freeway.(2)