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Apr 7, 2016 6:20 PM
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WeAllLiveInAUserSubmarine
"Wonder what things look like from up there"
Clarkzer
Someone link me the original comic pls
IFryTomatoPaste
http://imgur.com/3ZfpuKX M-Tu-W-Th-F-Sa-Su
ihatewarmpickles
That's a good one
FraudulentPepsi
You put two extra words at the beginning of the title
legionaryescort
Truth
AuroraNora33
what
invertedbubble
A tale of woe http://imgur.com/KST9uho
IamthebigD
The rat food daddy hides makes my tongue tingle.
nrthunderman
I think you overdid it, this turned out too well.
ThatCanadianViking
Am I the only one that had to look up caustic? I have never heard that word before in my life.
onlyhalfghost
Quite possibly. Then again, regional variation of vocabulary and all that.
ThatCanadianViking
Yea, I understand that.
EtzioActive
"This hot, open oven looks like the perfect place to crawl into!"
NipplesOfTheNorth
"I bet that huge dog would let me ride him"
JackHandy70
The oven is my secret hiding place. You should make cookies.
AnEvilSunFlower
http://thepigeongazette.tumblr.com/post/142185275719/one-screw-to-make-one-screw-up-to-take source, btw. Check her otherwork,it's hilarious
andtheseashalltell
https://imgur.com/JHjGnO7
BobbyDobby87
You glorious bastard
Flyndaran
American outlets aren't powerful enough to kill a toddler. I only got burned once according to my mom. Hangers and forks. Liked the jolt.
ParappaTheVelociraptor
I once stuck a bronze paper fastener into an outlet. Couldn't feel my hand for the next couple hours.
tact1c0n
I found that they hold earings rather well!
DevonGronka
My brother was convinced that electrical outlets were key holes for secret doors that old people were hiding.
Bloorigard2
Key word there is "Was".
DevonGronka
I meannnnt, he thought this when he was little and does not think it any more. not he doesn't exist any more.
GoblinBankOfWobbleColumns
I drank the bleach, the soap AND the windex!
Aragingalcholoic
"I'm going to sleep on my stomach"
RichardGlutious
"This hole in the wall makes me tingle when metal goes in it"
exbocksoff
lets grap the toast out of the eletric toaster oven with a fork!
IndystarX
You've done a great service @OP
apothecary555
thanks, glad you enjoyed em fam
TacoDan2645
"The outlet has little slits- must be for forks."
Flyndaran
I actually liked the sparks and jolts from forks and hangers in outlets as a toddler. American voltages aren't enough to kill toddlers.
ILikeToCallItLostWages
"I'm gonna use these keys to start the house"
katanajade
Drink perfume, it smells great.
StevenFarmer
"Traffic!"
interestingthingsandstufflikethat
This is my favourite thing now.
LehdaRi
Caustics? Blender? Texture? Confused 3D artist here.
malix82
ditto. the poop texture hit too close to home...
Lexishew
"Oh look at all these colorful candies Grampy has in this box of little boxes!"
KiloElectronVolt
"9 gag is better than imgur"
apothecary555
most despicable one yet
raymegray
Matches DO make a fun sound, though...
charlierunkle
Inhale the smoke until you pass out. Very much fun
Thesmellofgoblins
I love that sound.
gamov
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYdIidUIbAs
Jaysteeny
Updoot for mixtape.
LoudAngryJerk
HE ACTUALLY DID IT. seriously man, I want your babies
apothecary555
alright! let's not make accidentally suicidal babies tho
apothecary555
BONUS:
SuicidalMuffins
Brutal
helium5
Wow
IHaveAPhrasalUserNameLikeThisOneCauseTheyAlwaysGetTheTopComment
lol
TheVillainYouLove
What's the font for this image?
willdepartin7minutes
Noooo. You didn't!
Coldshade
A pro double dipper, I see.
CheeseDip
I am now complete, thanks @op
apothecary555
you got it, fam!
InfiniteNoogies
Love these @OP +1
apothecary555
glad you liked em, can i get a noogie?
InfiniteNoogies
Yes, *noogies infinitely *
Luke0451
"Wow, my fist fits perfectly in the soft spot in @OP's head!"
ThatsFuckingRacist
+1 for the pic, -1 for the double dip. You've come out neutral in this voting session. It's up to others to make a difference.
ThatsFuckingRacist
Can I downvote myself? Sure I can, and so can YOU! Come join the fun!
FrancoUnAmerican
You were at -1 i like even things... +1
ThatsFuckingRacist
My nigga
nrthunderman
I like even you.
SexierBeast
Double dipping mother fucker...still....+1
Alexrhodes
https://imgur.com/LR5bbmb
2000boxes
You're mixing the sauces!!!!
Luke0451
Oh god make it stop!
Ozplod
https://media.giphy.com/media/PxxRZLbQ8MJmU/giphy.gif
robeartoe
Best yet op
apothecary555
morbid humor is the best humor
Gink0
Morbid jokes are just like these babies, they never grow old
imonlyhereforkittiesandtitties
Lol I had to come back and +1 you.
theheroimgurdoesntdeserve
Now I want cream soda. Damn you OP.
apothecary555
blue or vanilla?
mybrothersmario
https://youtu.be/64ULQCvz3BQ?t=16
ILoveyou5ever
"This koolaid I found in the garage tastes funny"
repostthisdog
I can relate, but I thought wine was koolaid
Insomnia297
It's an acquired taste, I guess. *sips* kids these days.
ILikeBrowniesToo
...that's your mother's secret medication for dealing with you, kids
xRAINxOFxBLOODx
Is this supposed to be a Jones Town joke or did he find wine or oil or somethin?
MrPink1
This kool aid I found in Jones Town tastes funny
guzza
Joke so dark it had a dream
Escueleto
"I can be a piggybank if I swallow coins"
ImThatGuyForSure
I swallowed a toonie when I was a kid. Told my mom my stomach hurt and she instantly asked where my toonie was. Smart lady
Escueleto
My nephew swallowed a nickel, i thought that was big but a toonie is huge. Did you pass it in your poo?
ImThatGuyForSure
Unfortunately yes
StatisticallyInsignificantCanadian
Had to log in to upvote this comment, because my wife laughed so hard she woke our daughter.
CaptainDeadpool
"I can use a hairdryer while I take a bath"
JapaneseStudentTadashii
Hairdryer in the bath means no wet hair
ChellFreeman
8/8 flawless logic.
zsefvgb
5/7
NamerFace
"I want some of grandpa's candy too"
StephanieWasTheTrueVillainOfLazyTown
"Oh hey look, something that exists. I should definitely put it in my mouth."
Escueleto
"I'm going to wave to daddy from behind the car."
MagicallyMike
Cats are gentle creatures that like when you pull their tails.
Software2
"This metal fork holder on the wall gives me a tingly feeling"