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Aug 6, 2017 3:11 PM
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ThePuddle
Not so much better... Wait do you guys smell smoke
reinsma
Coko4
It would just mean everyone would go without surely so I guess shorts and skirts would be far more popular
txtmylife
Ok, but I'd hate to have to rebuild Washington DC.
choggie
I'd be a pants-less tailor.
PunTheJewels
Bombs could be activated from long distances by making the owner of the pants tell a lie from a safe distance.
Lucidalabbra
A lot.
Urgalicity
We would see some very hot asses.
beachbum12
Every member of congress would have 3rd degree burns.
hstein3
There's a book called "Smoke" where sinful thoughts manifest as smoke from a person.
idieeverytime
What happens if you rebrand them alternative fact pants?
GuestChrist
Great, especially the politicians. I can think of one in particular..
ThighHighsSaveLives
Congress would be permanently outdoors
ABoyIsNoOne
Yeah how much better would it be if we were all dead. Let's make that a meme
GreyArea51
We'd all have 3rd degree burns
MrPredator
The White House would become The Black House with Congress going up in smoke.
Spartacus90
there would be no republicans
choggie
No, politicians would all be Porky-piggin' it.
Hoodwinker27
A Burnt up crotch can be really uncomfortable...
Urgalicity
The government would literally create global warming
IndubitablyGullible
Flame retardant pants would be on the rise.
iflyme
Earth would be another sun.
BiteyMcNomNoms
Completely self-inflicted genocide!
DyslectorDestroyerOfWords
yeah but it doesn't say whose pants though... imagine a superhero that can decide whose pants catch on fire when he lies.
AnonresponsivE
"I love you"
3YearsaLurker
Breaking News: All Politicians in the world are being hospitalized for severe burns on their lower extremities.
K1ltu
Breaking news Mike Pence sworn in as president
K1ltu
Breaking news Paul.... breaking news rex.... br.... br.. aw fuck. It
IMadeThisOnlyForDestinyCodeBegging
Literally every human on Earth* more like it.
MinisterKai
That depends. Does severity of the lie affect the fire? Because fire isn't one size fits all.
amoeba15
House would've been so much more interesting.