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Source: https://www.cnn.com/politics/live-news/washington-dc-riots-trump-news-friday/index.html
addendum: it seems the link I gave for the story is to a location that updates, you’ll have to scroll down to find the story. Here is a link to the same story from a different source: https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/man-foot-desk-pelosi-s-office-capitol-arrested-n1253490
skip2112
He said he was pushed into her room.. Then he said it will be a bloody mess to come and get me.. Well Im sure they will be prepared
bfiGamer
Dude said that he was just looking for a restroom...smh
Usernamecheckedout1
Update: he’s been charged on 3 federal counts https://blog.twitter.com/en_us/topics/company/2020/suspension.html
politicalhack
I wish they were arrested in DC though. Because then the juries would consist of the people they terrorized.
TheJudgeHasItBackwards
They need to try and extradite all of them back to DC for trial. If they stand trial in Texas or LA they'll likely get off.
zanaria
They better work fast and get as many of them as they can locked up, and dont let them out on bail until after the inauguration...
Mediathug
Hopefully they didn’t ring the doorbell and apprehended him as the domestic terrorist he is.
ImBadAsh
MonStar1203
These A-holes tried to look all tough but bet they are shaking in the knees and bawling their eyes out about what will be happening to them!
doodyhowitzer
I hope the fbi guy assigned to my camera nabs a big one!
philosoraptopterodactyl
"the vast majority of the hundreds of people who stormed the building were allowed to leave without getting arrested" ...I'm shocked. /s
TheYodajen
More perp walks please. I dont want these a-holes getting excited because they are on the news everyday
VSGH
They arrested and charged WV delegate that was there already, these regular assholes are fucked
punketta
You could drown a toddler in my panties with that sexy talk, you rascal/vixen, you
VSGH
Hah, rascal. Glad to be of service :P
LisaSimps0nsDr3aM
Don’t they have no-knock-warrants for those assholes?
Thrudhkyn
I think you posted the wrong link for source, it doesn't mention the man in question.
SisterMidnight
See addendum, but story also here: https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/man-foot-desk-pelosi-s-office-capitol-arrested-n1253490
Meat0
Too bad the cops didn't kneel on his neck.
Ana5ta51a
Since he supports Diaper Donnie, I'm sure he agrees with the automatic 10 year prison term Donnie promised.
abrahammabraham11524
Whatever
AeliausMalina
That awfull criminal. Must be eating children as breakfast
rubberduckybro
Has everyone seen the video of ol girl getting shot? No source sorry
TheRicM
It's on YouTube
abrahammabraham11524
Whatever
BijouGreenBirdie
One of the seditious asshats actually lives not more than 10 minutes from me (we are in flyover territory). He was arrested this morning.
PinkCloudEnergy
Who wants to bet Trump will pardon them all? Or not?
Jemmos
I just noticed.. in the photo. Congress 'still' uses a meridian phone system >.< those poor bastards.
nonCanadianGoose
Toss him in the hole in Florence Supermax next to El Chapo
100KushUps
Considering Chapos ability to escape, maybe not NEXT to.
nonCanadianGoose
The exact reason why. Solitary confinement with an hour of sunlight a day
TChallaVanDam
They’ve permanently suspended Trump’s Twitter. The guy with the nuclear launch codes is too mentally unstable & dangerous to be trusted.....
TChallaVanDam
.....with a Twitter account. They seriously need to invoke the 25th immediately.
HarryDresdenIsMySpiritAnimal
Uh, they temporarily suspended his account and he's been tweeting all afternoon.
humanhotplate
https://twitter.com/TwitterSafety/status/1347684877634838528?fbclid=IwAR1trVEKdshPsTSxjhWo5JZnH-QZuM-e8Mb-KwQbnQPHxJq9GIFXNyQ6vaY
BijouGreenBirdie
The replies putting fascist crybabies in their place in that thread is gold.
humanhotplate
Its now been permanently suspended
HarryDresdenIsMySpiritAnimal
Oh HAPPY FUCKING DAY!!! My wife is literally giving me a look because I'm dancing and giggling.
CouldntCakeLess
I hope he resisted arrest.
tokennametaken
I can imagine him claiming to be sovereign.
rowanmc
He fell down the stairs.
GoodKingFuzzwumps
Pretty sure he started crying immediately and started apologizing.
ilikelaughingatfunnysounds
oh yes lawd me too
Archeron
I bet he cried like a child
merlos
He turned himself in https://www.4029tv.com/article/video-shows-barnett-turn-self-in-get-booked-into-jail/35166366
ESama
He will try to 6ix9ine is way in court to have his sentence reduced.
porphyre1e00
What a coward
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
Aw what's wrong, life as a wanted man after committing terrorism wasn't as lavish and easy as he'd hope?
pdhackley
He turned himself into the Benton Co. jail this afternoon. He’ll be extradited back to D.C. in the next couple of days.
MarkWhoGivesaFukFrom93Tv
As someone from that area, Benton County Jail used to have a problem with inmates killing each other. Might be his death sentence.
pdhackley
COVID is their problem right now.
MarkWhoGivesaFukFrom93Tv
True. Being Benton County though, he's probably in there with a bunch of Latinos who aren't fans of Trump or Trump supporters.
BootsDusty
geekslikeus
I think that's a stun gun. Taser's the one that shoots probes out. Purely semantic distinction, though.
ImpossibleAgenda
Ow, my balls!
Heliogabalus227
spudpicker
Another Trump supporter killed himself with a taser during the mayhem, so this guy got off lucky.
TheRicM
Wait, what happened?
BootsDusty
Kevin Greeson aka Taser Balls
screem120112
And his dead uncle daddy's teeth
HillOfBeans
Heliogabalus227
Yeah this isn’t Vegas where if you kill and dismember a hooker and just go home nothing hap— hang on, gotta get the door.
secondgoaround
Very Bad Things
BigIdeas
Was it free pizza
Urinemywetsuit
IT WAS FREE PIZZAAAAAA
mobleshairmagnet
kleverbluejones
dude, how did you upload an hour long gif? it still hasn't looped!
ciaran13
No problem. Ill wait till you're back.
Heliogabalus227
It was all a misunderstanding but I have to say that was one realistic lifedoll
deadlysneeze
Booze ain't food. And hookers aren't people.
otherJeffsarefalseJeffs
But is booze people and are hookers food?
PicassoCT
They are only hookers, once they are dead..
eathotdog
Sayagain
I shall fetch a rug!!!
DrKriegersClone
I shall fetch a rug
BornOnAMonday83
Whadya mean booze ain't food?! I'd rather chop off my own ding dong than admit that!
GinOClock
Sewn! Back together, wrong! Back together...
MaryPupSkins
I hope he enjoys murder charges on top of his insurrection charges. I wonder if Trump can pardon him? I wonder if Trump even gives a shit?
blackguard89
Gave a shit? He held a speech, told them to march to the capitol, he said he'd walk with them. Then he went home and the idiots actually did
bfreeze01
He commited federal crimes so yes Trump can pardon him. Which is why it's imperative he be removed from office ASAP.
Beefkins
Sorry if this is a dumb question: can the president pardon a person not convicted yet?
caerulakid
To accept the pardon he would be accepting the charges and giving up fifth amendment right to no self incrimination.
Beefkins
Thanks for the replies, today I learned.
caerulakid
They could use him to get a bunch of others if he does so, they can always charge him with other crimes later.
bfreeze01
He could write a generic pardon for any charges that may be filed associated with the event. It doesn't have to be for specific charges.
gurlsnuggler
bogus1983
He didn't say that. OK, he did, but it was a joke. He didn't mean it that way. You read it wrong. (........ /s)
gurlsnuggler
ilikelaughingatfunnysounds
We've established that we can't hold him to his Tweets tho
gurlsnuggler
Those are real laws, no choice there. In the commission of a felony if people die, there a murder charge.
SomeDetroitGuy
In DC, it's only certain felonies. Rioting and insurrection aren't included in them. Attempted kidnapping, though...
gurlsnuggler
Oh, but they were quickly updated last year. Oh how the tables turned.