I wonder if that's what I saw. As a kid I saw basically a furry ping pong ball run across the path. I filed it in my head as "field mouse" but I've never seen a mouse quite that round since
I've been pre-diagnosed with anxiety in my intake to therapy - and everytime I ride my bike around the golf course I get a strong sense and have fantasies of getting hit by a flying golf ball. At 3am. In the dark cold night.
"Inspecting"? More like trying it's best to kill. Shrews are vicious little varmits, they WILL come at you like Kratos going against anything pissing him off.
agiar200011
Why are you so smol? 🥺
cuddlydingo
Saxytimes
It's so small! I thought that was a leg it was on but it's a hand! I'm sad there are no adorable noises
TerribleAwful
when it comes to cutest shrews, you gotta give this guy a hand
ShadeMeadowsArt
ROTUND
AvsFreak
https://imgur.com/aZk4INr.mp4
MungChomper69420
Shrorb
WolvesAreTheBestPeople
I THINK YOU ARE UNDER ATTACK. PREARE YOURSELF!!!
ClutterMonkey
They are just being a shrew negotiator. Gotta inspect the merch before investing.
GandalfTheGhey
ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ⁱᵗ'ˢ ᶜᵒˡᵈ﹗ ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ⁱᵗ'ˢ ᶜᵒˡᵈ﹗ ᵍᵒᵗᵗᵃ ᵍᵉᵗ ⁱⁿ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ ˢᵒᵐᵉʰᵒʷ﹗ ᵈᵃᵐⁿⁱᵗ﹗ ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ⁱᵗ'ˢ ᶜᵒˡᵈ﹗ ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ⁱᵗ'ˢ ᶜᵒˡᵈ﹗ ᶠᵘᶜᵏ
WellAckchually
I wonder if that's what I saw. As a kid I saw basically a furry ping pong ball run across the path. I filed it in my head as "field mouse" but I've never seen a mouse quite that round since
Feralkyn
They are not normally this rotund fwiw
Dellaaa
Looks like an escape pom pom ball with the last thread hanging on. What a cute little poof
Jolehot
Hmm snack!
youresomoney10
Shrimp!
BurntRamen
You're going out there in the the cold? Don't forget your snow shrews.
thatwoodguy
That is one obese shrew. At least 350% fat by body weight
flarflarf
they live in tunnels under the snow, the skiier crushed its house
Draquez1
They also neee to eat a lot to maintain body heat. Like a meal a minute.
Vortexhelios320
Allegedly!
MeowstophelesTheeCatMonster
*Sighs* Now we have to cry to our boyfriend about how much we need a shrew!
Blackfinity
UltraLincoln
LOGALOGALOGALOOOOOOOOOG!
karashu2000
Shrorb.
CptJohnYossarian
Worth pondering
TheMurderousCricket
That's what happens with the lost golf balls.
Pokegeologist
They hatch!
pareidoliaperson
I've been pre-diagnosed with anxiety in my intake to therapy - and everytime I ride my bike around the golf course I get a strong sense and have fantasies of getting hit by a flying golf ball. At 3am. In the dark cold night.
PootisBirb
Him cirmcle
TapeLeg
DownUpUpDown
Is it tamed yet?
sircowdog
That's heckin adorable!
Icanhearwhatyouresayingandtheanswerisno
I think there’s a book on how to tame them
m0rose
Ah, The Shaming of the True...
Psycopaz
Taming of the screw I'd better.
Isthe4thtimethecharm
I think that person is lucky to be alive.
nalmeth
Shakespeare reference.... Didn't see it coming. Nice.
SrPootStank
How to tame a round boi
NotACanadian
I've stopped trusting those books ever since they failed to properly address my mockingbird problem.
WienerFart
Have you tried stones? I hear you can kill two of them with just one stone
RatsLiveOnNoEvilStar
Bigblackdick69
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1cnl3Njd1NmQzamNia3V1YjdqdjN3Ynh5MnkzN3MxODFvM3F1bGliaiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/ADocnGyfG8cjS/200w.webp
MrStealYourGiF
Right, by some dude who wrote all sorts of stuff, odd name too, something like Billy Wagglepike.
ClutterMonkey
His brother was a pirate with the first known case of Parkinson’s, Johnny Shakesbeard.
bhobby1212
Frogspoison
"Inspecting"? More like trying it's best to kill. Shrews are vicious little varmits, they WILL come at you like Kratos going against anything pissing him off.
Skawomplious
I was gonna say. In it's little head that shrew is fucking him up.
JebidiahBeetus
Meanwhile, lemmings be like:
Feralkyn
I'm pretty sure this shrew is trying to SHRED the guy in the OP too
yopick
imagine shrieking so hard you throw yourself off of balance
NeoAcario
You can hear it non-stop screaming, "You fuckin' what, mate?!"
whistlebuzz
MyDragonHeartedSpirit
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1ejUwdWN4M2hxM2ZodW00NzNoYjJnOXN3MnNieGo3OHNxZXdva2hyYiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/ci5TPVfVY3NqE/200w.webp
bigleciezki
All fun and games, until it goes for the jugular.
nalmeth
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1c3pzdDVxM3V4aGI2ZHB0MDdvbDdtcHQzZW51azc4bzhhN2xlcnRkZiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/UFzjusdrC1EOc/200w.webp