Sep 3, 2020 2:14 AM
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HenryLongfellowIII
I'm not normally in favor of TSA agents pistol-whipping passengers, but if this guy was in front of me..
ErrorUsernameNotSetToInstanceofAnObject
Chaotic Neutral is not defined by "chaotic stupid".
RobErtE87
When the first person who did that, did that,it was said that"a friend printed it out on a huge paper as a joke".shit just gets watered down
memesis
The chaotic neutral person is whoever filmed this and then didn't stabilize the video, jesus
TrapsAreIllegal
2D barcodes are really good for scanning as they have a ton of error correction. That's why it works
megafaux
The fucking x files chime.
zelgadiss44
CleverIsSexy
That’s an extra “Big Ticket fee” of $50, sir.
TiptronicS
Oh man, 1 second X-Files tune, now I gotta rebinge the whole series
PerpetuityPhoto
Can confirm that print shop folks are ALWAYS down for shenaniganery.
D3ath71
I just want the word shenaniganery printed on really big paper. But the word itself can be 12pt arial
simpletaco
Please! Keep doing this!
Overcucumbered
Why? For people to go "oh that's unusual I guess"
drunkpanther
The stewardess at the end “but why’d you do that?” Lmao pretty great. Good job!
Vanessaira
I had this happen when I was a gate agent. Was a great laugh. Everyone loved it. The person printed their ticket on a poster board.
OneDollaHolla
5 feet long and not even half as tall as the guy, he must be over 10 foot.
Baefyre
Is that shayne topp?
WhatUpDog3000
Maybe this isn't the best time to be fucking with airline employees?
chefChr1s
Ain't no one gettin hurt
slayston
If you've ever worked in customer service someone trying to be clever and annoying isn't hurting you..but damn if it isn't a pain in the ass
mako925
fishingaccident
Super distracted by why these kids were even getting on a plane right now
OnePhotog
The video is very old
thatguyisreallydeep
Masks and the date on the boarding pass suggest otherwise.
GiuseppeW
Because views on youtube are well worth spreading disease
Justzissguy
Isn’t that lawful evil? “Technically there’s no rule against it, so we’re gonna mess with people”
Youhavinagiraffe
I think this is lawful chaotic
Nah it's True True or Good Evil
OhTheySayThisUsernameIsNotTaken
Rockstarwizkidd
Worked in a design studio in college. Someone accidentally printed out their resume on the plotter. My boss refused to let them reprint it.
fruitybootyhole
My coworker accidentally did this when they went to print their boarding pass at work
We thought it was so funny we made him use it. Sure enough it worked!
3dartwork
Technically there's no rule of how much attention I can crave by making this video and getting YouTube to pay me for it.
UnremarkablyInteresting
Super annoying to everyone around them.
fskn
Needs more funny.
whatdoesthisevendo
RichardFenn
Funsies!
Addman0
Shenanigans
snooch2thegouch
711isAnInsideJob
v
BavarianGuy
Youtube money. Why does anyone do stupid things anymore except for youtube money...
Seymour974
Exactly, no one does it for fun anymore , what a shame.
TheUsernameOfTheCentury
That’s true. Life is getting worse.
CanadianAF
Did the camera person from The Blair Witch Project film this?
FuckThatUsernameIsTaken
not enought snot
Clayman8
Air* Witch Project.
DIRIG0
Michael J Fox is doing his best, okay?
toogoodtomiss
I'm so scared
TheHydeParkWrangler
Yes
gumdumpster
I think it's more trying to avoid filming TSA agents. I know some places are sticklers on the no filming rule
meesterjohnson
JOOOOOOOOOSH!!!!!
Emulen
Can't be, I was entertained
TinyLiehon
I take it you didn't watch that movie till the end?
AninOnin
Some Korean women did this a while ago (one playing a prank on her friends) and now everyone's doing it. Where do you print that big???
agermanguy
In shops ?
o4kill
For best results, have a poster printer at your work and get your boss who buys the ink to think its funny
lilmookieesquire
achiture printers and whatnot.
*arcutechture *achitecture *archi- fucking building making places.
EmporerDragon
That particular ticket was made at a Walgreens photo lab.
BladeTurMoiL
Woo walgreens represent!
JReene
Map printer with A0 size paper stock.
UWantSumFuk
Generally large format printers will print off a roll (my uni shop is slightly wider than A0) then cut to size, but I suppose if you're
Printing A0 sheets that would work too
It's called a plotter or something, I can't remember.
jzatarski
nah, those are just large format inkjet printers. Real plotters plot lines with pens.
dancinshroom
Large form printers specializing in printing maps. Yeah plotters... Words for things change over time when pen plotters became obsolete
waybackintime
I bet they're going to make a rule against oversized tickets.
fuselfluppe
That is the never ending game we play.
Ruhig
Seems harmless, and this way they're less likely to lose or misplace it.
FlyingMonkeyPoo
I would absolutely love to have a rule like that named after me.
comacomacomacomachameleon
i bet it was a pain the dick to get that barcode to scan
#goals
elwoodz
Or, charge you extra.
BatmanHasJoinedTheChannel
This
besuited
Every ticket I have ever printed out myself always said "print on a4 paper", I think if he were unlucky someone could have refused him.
Pyranamus
Americans don’t use A4 paper though
fingersb
8.25 x 11.75 freedom units aka standard printer paper,
likuidlightning
I bet they had normal sized backups in case of that very problem.
I admit that if I were doing this prank, I would not have thought of that.
Morg729
Don't you love being the cause of a new rule!?
DontTazeMeBrah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tonxd_9_lY
BushiestCream
World History instructors new rule on the syllabus is “no photos of the notes will be taken.” I’m proud
If you're going to get famous, this would be an interesting way to do it.
shmekie
“I’m big ticket rick” would be an interesting add to the resume
UranusSpelunker
Yeah now I can’t have sex in front of lions again.
User name checks out.
thecorrupterx
We got "No Sword Fighting" added to the dorms rule list. I am still proud of that.
RulesOfImgur
Im the reason we had numerous safty meetings at work
XanderJ9
I’m the reason coffee is banned in my high school, to this day 11 years later.?
poorlyWRITENshortStories
Story time
My school had metal detectors, the security insisted I put it through instead of just hold it in my hand like regular, but he didn’t listen.
Flatian
Well, that calls for story time
Onlyamusingtomyself
Upvote hoping you get what you want but I bet they were just making a joke
No, i actually did some stuff that waant explicitly against rules, but still the cause for a meeting.
I was overly specific on labeling chemicals, i labled watwr aa "danger, contains dihydrogen monoxide" along with side effects of>>
Drinking water, bht in scientific terms so it sounded bad. I was running in the parking lot and fell on the ice(yeah, my fault entirely) >>
definitelynotapup
But....why?
Mollyflower
Why not
mikeatike
, tho
TheYoungerChrisEvans
As someone with injury-induced memory loss: it would keep me from losing it. Probably.
PinPointSnarkuracy
tg2222222
For views and likes.
SalmySwims
Because Chaotic Neutral.
Rahknathal
https://media.tenor.com/images/0c196ae306c3bb52328199d881955881/tenor.gif
chilledcoyote
"I dunno"
beasttubbs
2 types of people in the world. You're the first kind
NutellaJar0
Probably because he likes his body cavities being searched by airport security
cosonfused
Because they hope to get viral
jdcream
Why not?
MisterD90
To be "funny and kooky"
HumfreeBugart
Looks like she needed printed version and only thing she could get access to was an A1 plotter
ElevenAndCounting
Attention.
CitizenPrime
To get on the no flight list
GingerLaird
To see the chaos insue.
And to be neutral about it.
SonrisaRN
josepGameGod
Attention bro! That's what it's all about.
SledgeAntilles
Because fuck 'em! That's why!
crookedcanadian
Cause technically there is no rule thats says your boarding pass has to be one size.
ScumCommander
Not technically true. If it can't scan (much like this one wouldn't) the pass can't be physically checked unless it's printed at the airport
TestSubject06
But it did scan
Fair enough. I dug through the reddit post. The officer had a CAT machine, from the video i assumed that's what actually took it.
Imagetap
It scanned at both gates with the standard scanner, tou van hear the thing beep.
ReferenceGameOnPoint
Yet
amalgarhythm
Cuz it's $100 to check a bag. And coffins have more elbow room than the seats on the planes
Skipadedodah
Coffins don’t fit in the bin. Special large wood & cardboard boxes are used. It cost over $500 one way. Source - I used to work at airline.
In a coffin is the most expensive passenger ticket price that exists, much more expensive than first class
Shewy92
To be funny.
chchchchwainges
How?
Fleggy
They didn't show that bit in the video
Kashakunaki
By printing a giant ticket.
Oh ho ho ho ho ho that... that is funny
I mean, it's on Imgur and people laughed so it obviously worked.
To be annoying for no reason. I mean to make internet videos.
Guidocat
Nah man, we were being annoying for fun back when phones had spinny dials and didnt have cameras on them.
therealNorrinRadd
The simple answer is because i sure hate losing that dang little airplane ticket. The real question however is does it really bother you 1/2
Simply put, I wouldn't want to be the officer. I'm just simply there to do my job and get paid. I don't wanna have to deal with stuff like
this. So many people think it's hilarious to mess around with the officers, I get it, it's on the lower end of annoyance but it all adds up
Yeah i know what you mean. I dont see this as much as messing with them tho, as alot of the other "pranks" this one is just plain dumb lol
Its ok to not think its funny. Lots of people dont. But it makes them happy, and lots of other people think its funny. I cant think of 2/3
Anyway this is actually making anyones lives harder. Its not hurting anyone. So if it does bother you. Then the the question is for yourself
Why
You must be fun at parties. This literally hurt no one. It was barely an inconvenience for them too.
Say what you want. I wouldn't be humored by it if I was the officer nor another passenger.
52pickup
I can’t imagine what humors you, then.
Imagine thinking everyone shares the same sense of humor.
HenryLongfellowIII
I'm not normally in favor of TSA agents pistol-whipping passengers, but if this guy was in front of me..
ErrorUsernameNotSetToInstanceofAnObject
Chaotic Neutral is not defined by "chaotic stupid".
RobErtE87
When the first person who did that, did that,it was said that"a friend printed it out on a huge paper as a joke".shit just gets watered down
memesis
The chaotic neutral person is whoever filmed this and then didn't stabilize the video, jesus
TrapsAreIllegal
2D barcodes are really good for scanning as they have a ton of error correction. That's why it works
megafaux
The fucking x files chime.
zelgadiss44
CleverIsSexy
That’s an extra “Big Ticket fee” of $50, sir.
TiptronicS
Oh man, 1 second X-Files tune, now I gotta rebinge the whole series
PerpetuityPhoto
Can confirm that print shop folks are ALWAYS down for shenaniganery.
D3ath71
I just want the word shenaniganery printed on really big paper. But the word itself can be 12pt arial
simpletaco
Please! Keep doing this!
Overcucumbered
Why? For people to go "oh that's unusual I guess"
drunkpanther
The stewardess at the end “but why’d you do that?” Lmao pretty great. Good job!
Vanessaira
I had this happen when I was a gate agent. Was a great laugh. Everyone loved it. The person printed their ticket on a poster board.
OneDollaHolla
5 feet long and not even half as tall as the guy, he must be over 10 foot.
Baefyre
Is that shayne topp?
WhatUpDog3000
Maybe this isn't the best time to be fucking with airline employees?
chefChr1s
Ain't no one gettin hurt
slayston
If you've ever worked in customer service someone trying to be clever and annoying isn't hurting you..but damn if it isn't a pain in the ass
mako925
fishingaccident
Super distracted by why these kids were even getting on a plane right now
OnePhotog
The video is very old
thatguyisreallydeep
Masks and the date on the boarding pass suggest otherwise.
GiuseppeW
Because views on youtube are well worth spreading disease
Justzissguy
Isn’t that lawful evil? “Technically there’s no rule against it, so we’re gonna mess with people”
Youhavinagiraffe
I think this is lawful chaotic
Overcucumbered
Nah it's True True or Good Evil
OhTheySayThisUsernameIsNotTaken
Rockstarwizkidd
Worked in a design studio in college. Someone accidentally printed out their resume on the plotter. My boss refused to let them reprint it.
fruitybootyhole
My coworker accidentally did this when they went to print their boarding pass at work
fruitybootyhole
We thought it was so funny we made him use it. Sure enough it worked!
3dartwork
Technically there's no rule of how much attention I can crave by making this video and getting YouTube to pay me for it.
UnremarkablyInteresting
Super annoying to everyone around them.
fskn
Needs more funny.
whatdoesthisevendo
RichardFenn
Funsies!
Addman0
Shenanigans
snooch2thegouch
711isAnInsideJob
BavarianGuy
Youtube money. Why does anyone do stupid things anymore except for youtube money...
Seymour974
Exactly, no one does it for fun anymore , what a shame.
TheUsernameOfTheCentury
That’s true. Life is getting worse.
CanadianAF
Did the camera person from The Blair Witch Project film this?
FuckThatUsernameIsTaken
not enought snot
Clayman8
Air* Witch Project.
DIRIG0
Michael J Fox is doing his best, okay?
toogoodtomiss
I'm so scared
TheHydeParkWrangler
Yes
gumdumpster
I think it's more trying to avoid filming TSA agents. I know some places are sticklers on the no filming rule
meesterjohnson
JOOOOOOOOOSH!!!!!
Emulen
Can't be, I was entertained
TinyLiehon
I take it you didn't watch that movie till the end?
AninOnin
Some Korean women did this a while ago (one playing a prank on her friends) and now everyone's doing it. Where do you print that big???
agermanguy
In shops ?
o4kill
For best results, have a poster printer at your work and get your boss who buys the ink to think its funny
lilmookieesquire
achiture printers and whatnot.
lilmookieesquire
*arcutechture *achitecture *archi- fucking building making places.
EmporerDragon
That particular ticket was made at a Walgreens photo lab.
BladeTurMoiL
Woo walgreens represent!
JReene
Map printer with A0 size paper stock.
UWantSumFuk
Generally large format printers will print off a roll (my uni shop is slightly wider than A0) then cut to size, but I suppose if you're
UWantSumFuk
Printing A0 sheets that would work too
JReene
It's called a plotter or something, I can't remember.
jzatarski
nah, those are just large format inkjet printers. Real plotters plot lines with pens.
dancinshroom
Large form printers specializing in printing maps. Yeah plotters... Words for things change over time when pen plotters became obsolete
waybackintime
I bet they're going to make a rule against oversized tickets.
fuselfluppe
That is the never ending game we play.
Ruhig
Seems harmless, and this way they're less likely to lose or misplace it.
FlyingMonkeyPoo
I would absolutely love to have a rule like that named after me.
comacomacomacomachameleon
i bet it was a pain the dick to get that barcode to scan
o4kill
#goals
elwoodz
Or, charge you extra.
BatmanHasJoinedTheChannel
This
besuited
Every ticket I have ever printed out myself always said "print on a4 paper", I think if he were unlucky someone could have refused him.
Pyranamus
Americans don’t use A4 paper though
fingersb
8.25 x 11.75 freedom units aka standard printer paper,
likuidlightning
I bet they had normal sized backups in case of that very problem.
besuited
I admit that if I were doing this prank, I would not have thought of that.
Morg729
Don't you love being the cause of a new rule!?
DontTazeMeBrah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tonxd_9_lY
BushiestCream
World History instructors new rule on the syllabus is “no photos of the notes will be taken.” I’m proud
waybackintime
If you're going to get famous, this would be an interesting way to do it.
shmekie
“I’m big ticket rick” would be an interesting add to the resume
UranusSpelunker
Yeah now I can’t have sex in front of lions again.
HenryLongfellowIII
User name checks out.
thecorrupterx
We got "No Sword Fighting" added to the dorms rule list. I am still proud of that.
RulesOfImgur
Im the reason we had numerous safty meetings at work
XanderJ9
I’m the reason coffee is banned in my high school, to this day 11 years later.?
poorlyWRITENshortStories
Story time
XanderJ9
My school had metal detectors, the security insisted I put it through instead of just hold it in my hand like regular, but he didn’t listen.
Flatian
Well, that calls for story time
Onlyamusingtomyself
Upvote hoping you get what you want but I bet they were just making a joke
RulesOfImgur
No, i actually did some stuff that waant explicitly against rules, but still the cause for a meeting.
RulesOfImgur
I was overly specific on labeling chemicals, i labled watwr aa "danger, contains dihydrogen monoxide" along with side effects of>>
RulesOfImgur
Drinking water, bht in scientific terms so it sounded bad. I was running in the parking lot and fell on the ice(yeah, my fault entirely) >>
definitelynotapup
But....why?
Mollyflower
Why not
mikeatike
, tho
TheYoungerChrisEvans
As someone with injury-induced memory loss: it would keep me from losing it. Probably.
PinPointSnarkuracy
tg2222222
For views and likes.
SalmySwims
Because Chaotic Neutral.
Rahknathal
https://media.tenor.com/images/0c196ae306c3bb52328199d881955881/tenor.gif
chilledcoyote
"I dunno"
beasttubbs
2 types of people in the world. You're the first kind
NutellaJar0
Probably because he likes his body cavities being searched by airport security
cosonfused
Because they hope to get viral
jdcream
Why not?
MisterD90
To be "funny and kooky"
HumfreeBugart
Looks like she needed printed version and only thing she could get access to was an A1 plotter
ElevenAndCounting
Attention.
CitizenPrime
To get on the no flight list
GingerLaird
To see the chaos insue.
fskn
And to be neutral about it.
waybackintime
SonrisaRN
josepGameGod
Attention bro! That's what it's all about.
SledgeAntilles
Because fuck 'em! That's why!
PinPointSnarkuracy
https://media.tenor.com/images/0c196ae306c3bb52328199d881955881/tenor.gif
crookedcanadian
Cause technically there is no rule thats says your boarding pass has to be one size.
ScumCommander
Not technically true. If it can't scan (much like this one wouldn't) the pass can't be physically checked unless it's printed at the airport
TestSubject06
But it did scan
ScumCommander
Fair enough. I dug through the reddit post. The officer had a CAT machine, from the video i assumed that's what actually took it.
Imagetap
It scanned at both gates with the standard scanner, tou van hear the thing beep.
ReferenceGameOnPoint
Yet
amalgarhythm
Cuz it's $100 to check a bag. And coffins have more elbow room than the seats on the planes
Skipadedodah
Coffins don’t fit in the bin. Special large wood & cardboard boxes are used. It cost over $500 one way. Source - I used to work at airline.
HumfreeBugart
In a coffin is the most expensive passenger ticket price that exists, much more expensive than first class
Shewy92
To be funny.
chchchchwainges
How?
Fleggy
They didn't show that bit in the video
Kashakunaki
By printing a giant ticket.
chchchchwainges
Oh ho ho ho ho ho that... that is funny
Shewy92
I mean, it's on Imgur and people laughed so it obviously worked.
ScumCommander
To be annoying for no reason. I mean to make internet videos.
Guidocat
Nah man, we were being annoying for fun back when phones had spinny dials and didnt have cameras on them.
therealNorrinRadd
The simple answer is because i sure hate losing that dang little airplane ticket. The real question however is does it really bother you 1/2
ScumCommander
Simply put, I wouldn't want to be the officer. I'm just simply there to do my job and get paid. I don't wanna have to deal with stuff like
ScumCommander
this. So many people think it's hilarious to mess around with the officers, I get it, it's on the lower end of annoyance but it all adds up
therealNorrinRadd
Yeah i know what you mean. I dont see this as much as messing with them tho, as alot of the other "pranks" this one is just plain dumb lol
therealNorrinRadd
Its ok to not think its funny. Lots of people dont. But it makes them happy, and lots of other people think its funny. I cant think of 2/3
therealNorrinRadd
Anyway this is actually making anyones lives harder. Its not hurting anyone. So if it does bother you. Then the the question is for yourself
therealNorrinRadd
Why
Shewy92
You must be fun at parties. This literally hurt no one. It was barely an inconvenience for them too.
ScumCommander
Say what you want. I wouldn't be humored by it if I was the officer nor another passenger.
52pickup
I can’t imagine what humors you, then.
ScumCommander
Imagine thinking everyone shares the same sense of humor.