The definition of chaotic neutral.

Sep 3, 2020 2:14 AM

OctopussSevenTwo

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I'm not normally in favor of TSA agents pistol-whipping passengers, but if this guy was in front of me..

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Chaotic Neutral is not defined by "chaotic stupid".

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When the first person who did that, did that,it was said that"a friend printed it out on a huge paper as a joke".shit just gets watered down

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The chaotic neutral person is whoever filmed this and then didn't stabilize the video, jesus

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2D barcodes are really good for scanning as they have a ton of error correction. That's why it works

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The fucking x files chime.

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That’s an extra “Big Ticket fee” of $50, sir.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh man, 1 second X-Files tune, now I gotta rebinge the whole series

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can confirm that print shop folks are ALWAYS down for shenaniganery.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I just want the word shenaniganery printed on really big paper. But the word itself can be 12pt arial

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Please! Keep doing this!

5 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 7

Why? For people to go "oh that's unusual I guess"

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The stewardess at the end “but why’d you do that?” Lmao pretty great. Good job!

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I had this happen when I was a gate agent. Was a great laugh. Everyone loved it. The person printed their ticket on a poster board.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

5 feet long and not even half as tall as the guy, he must be over 10 foot.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is that shayne topp?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe this isn't the best time to be fucking with airline employees?

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 8

Ain't no one gettin hurt

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

If you've ever worked in customer service someone trying to be clever and annoying isn't hurting you..but damn if it isn't a pain in the ass

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Super distracted by why these kids were even getting on a plane right now

5 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

The video is very old

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 20

Masks and the date on the boarding pass suggest otherwise.

5 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Because views on youtube are well worth spreading disease

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Isn’t that lawful evil? “Technically there’s no rule against it, so we’re gonna mess with people”

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

I think this is lawful chaotic

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Nah it's True True or Good Evil

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Worked in a design studio in college. Someone accidentally printed out their resume on the plotter. My boss refused to let them reprint it.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My coworker accidentally did this when they went to print their boarding pass at work

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We thought it was so funny we made him use it. Sure enough it worked!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Technically there's no rule of how much attention I can crave by making this video and getting YouTube to pay me for it.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Super annoying to everyone around them.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Needs more funny.

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Funsies!

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Shenanigans

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v

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Youtube money. Why does anyone do stupid things anymore except for youtube money...

5 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

Exactly, no one does it for fun anymore , what a shame.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That’s true. Life is getting worse.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did the camera person from The Blair Witch Project film this?

5 years ago | Likes 1479 Dislikes 1

not enought snot

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Air* Witch Project.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Michael J Fox is doing his best, okay?

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I'm so scared

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Yes

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I think it's more trying to avoid filming TSA agents. I know some places are sticklers on the no filming rule

5 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

JOOOOOOOOOSH!!!!!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can't be, I was entertained

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I take it you didn't watch that movie till the end?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Some Korean women did this a while ago (one playing a prank on her friends) and now everyone's doing it. Where do you print that big???

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

In shops ?

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For best results, have a poster printer at your work and get your boss who buys the ink to think its funny

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achiture printers and whatnot.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*arcutechture *achitecture *archi- fucking building making places.

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That particular ticket was made at a Walgreens photo lab.

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Woo walgreens represent!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Map printer with A0 size paper stock.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Generally large format printers will print off a roll (my uni shop is slightly wider than A0) then cut to size, but I suppose if you're

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Printing A0 sheets that would work too

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's called a plotter or something, I can't remember.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

nah, those are just large format inkjet printers. Real plotters plot lines with pens.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Large form printers specializing in printing maps. Yeah plotters... Words for things change over time when pen plotters became obsolete

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I bet they're going to make a rule against oversized tickets.

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That is the never ending game we play.

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Seems harmless, and this way they're less likely to lose or misplace it.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I would absolutely love to have a rule like that named after me.

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i bet it was a pain the dick to get that barcode to scan

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#goals

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Or, charge you extra.

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This

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Every ticket I have ever printed out myself always said "print on a4 paper", I think if he were unlucky someone could have refused him.

5 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 1

Americans don’t use A4 paper though

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8.25 x 11.75 freedom units aka standard printer paper,

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I bet they had normal sized backups in case of that very problem.

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I admit that if I were doing this prank, I would not have thought of that.

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Don't you love being the cause of a new rule!?

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World History instructors new rule on the syllabus is “no photos of the notes will be taken.” I’m proud

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If you're going to get famous, this would be an interesting way to do it.

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“I’m big ticket rick” would be an interesting add to the resume

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Yeah now I can’t have sex in front of lions again.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

User name checks out.

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We got "No Sword Fighting" added to the dorms rule list. I am still proud of that.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Im the reason we had numerous safty meetings at work

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I’m the reason coffee is banned in my high school, to this day 11 years later.?

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Story time

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My school had metal detectors, the security insisted I put it through instead of just hold it in my hand like regular, but he didn’t listen.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, that calls for story time

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Upvote hoping you get what you want but I bet they were just making a joke

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No, i actually did some stuff that waant explicitly against rules, but still the cause for a meeting.

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I was overly specific on labeling chemicals, i labled watwr aa "danger, contains dihydrogen monoxide" along with side effects of>>

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Drinking water, bht in scientific terms so it sounded bad. I was running in the parking lot and fell on the ice(yeah, my fault entirely) >>

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But....why?

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Why not

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, tho

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As someone with injury-induced memory loss: it would keep me from losing it. Probably.

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For views and likes.

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Because Chaotic Neutral.

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"I dunno"

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2 types of people in the world. You're the first kind

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Probably because he likes his body cavities being searched by airport security

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Because they hope to get viral

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Why not?

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To be "funny and kooky"

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Looks like she needed printed version and only thing she could get access to was an A1 plotter

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Attention.

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To get on the no flight list

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To see the chaos insue.

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And to be neutral about it.

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Attention bro! That's what it's all about.

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Cause technically there is no rule thats says your boarding pass has to be one size.

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Not technically true. If it can't scan (much like this one wouldn't) the pass can't be physically checked unless it's printed at the airport

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But it did scan

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Fair enough. I dug through the reddit post. The officer had a CAT machine, from the video i assumed that's what actually took it.

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It scanned at both gates with the standard scanner, tou van hear the thing beep.

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Yet

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Cuz it's $100 to check a bag. And coffins have more elbow room than the seats on the planes

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Coffins don’t fit in the bin. Special large wood & cardboard boxes are used. It cost over $500 one way. Source - I used to work at airline.

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In a coffin is the most expensive passenger ticket price that exists, much more expensive than first class

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To be funny.

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How?

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They didn't show that bit in the video

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By printing a giant ticket.

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Oh ho ho ho ho ho that... that is funny

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I mean, it's on Imgur and people laughed so it obviously worked.

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To be annoying for no reason. I mean to make internet videos.

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Nah man, we were being annoying for fun back when phones had spinny dials and didnt have cameras on them.

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The simple answer is because i sure hate losing that dang little airplane ticket. The real question however is does it really bother you 1/2

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Simply put, I wouldn't want to be the officer. I'm just simply there to do my job and get paid. I don't wanna have to deal with stuff like

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this. So many people think it's hilarious to mess around with the officers, I get it, it's on the lower end of annoyance but it all adds up

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Yeah i know what you mean. I dont see this as much as messing with them tho, as alot of the other "pranks" this one is just plain dumb lol

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Its ok to not think its funny. Lots of people dont. But it makes them happy, and lots of other people think its funny. I cant think of 2/3

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Anyway this is actually making anyones lives harder. Its not hurting anyone. So if it does bother you. Then the the question is for yourself

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Why

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You must be fun at parties. This literally hurt no one. It was barely an inconvenience for them too.

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Say what you want. I wouldn't be humored by it if I was the officer nor another passenger.

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I can’t imagine what humors you, then.

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Imagine thinking everyone shares the same sense of humor.

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