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In the words of my BIL - what language was that?!
Cannot remember where this was from but reminded me of being Sir John in Much Ado About Nothing in high school and then being nicknamed ‘the bastard’ for the rest of the year
TheMentallyillist
I need that baby to come over and help me clean my stovetop.
NinjaCongo
#7 There once was a man named Enis,
byronwilliams4010
#13 My BF, a shy math professor, loves board games and has a thing for BDSM that I don't share.
NewNotNew
#49 Well, she's pretty cute. But perfect is a .... Oh. Oh. Yes. Yes, she is.
dicedeals
#34
Judge Doom's relative, definitely up to no good.
pleaseacknowledgethecat
#9 my heart melted
slightlybrokenegg
Fairy floss is just the original name for it. It was invented by a dentist and a candy maker in Tennessee. Invented in 1897 and debuted at the 1904 worlds fair.
PikachuOnDeezNuts
#32 Me any time someone plays a country song on TouchTunes at a bar.
Sk3tz0
#6 here we call is Spook Asem (Ghost Breath)
djhash
#9 he’s hearing the ultrasonic squeaks.
siflandollysiflandollyshowROCK
That fuckin “BUffALO” bothers me
CeruleanK
This is likely a result of mishandling ligature substitution. The plaintext wasn't preserved when someone copy-pasted it before changing the font and applying allcaps. I've seen large documents with every fi, fl, ff, ffi, and ffl missing. A reminder that you need to look at what you're doing in case the software doesn't do exactly what you expect
cameloDancer
#5 https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1cm5sbGxma2hxNzF0dGsydms0YWMyZXNlNTB3b3UyZnF0dngyZ3JhdyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/hFROvOhBPQVRm/200w.webp
ExTechOp
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jan/22/ice-jewelry-heist-suspect-self-deport
wasiteverreal
#19 that’s when the Waifu wants a bite and you really wanna say no but you can’t
ImaginaryFriendship
#5 please be true
ImaginaryFriendship
#12 gross, I found a mantra
magila
#13 What????
mickjl
#9 The Love of Her Mumma.
ArcherPointingFromTheComments
#17 That soup is for her family.
BrickaBrackaFireCracker
#12 To quote the Black Eyed Peas, "Where is the love?"
BrickaBrackaFireCracker
#1 If I just ate wings before putting on a wedding dress, then I'm already trashed anyway.
CodyBurkett
#2 that would be so awesome
indigenous101
I can imagine it, so vividly
Lovelyidoit
#49 eh. Been there, done that, lost a hoodie.
NinjaCongo
#8 I move like wind-blown litter and my wife collects cat boogers. Our budget is 1.2 million.
indigenous101
OmnibusLatinName
#26 What about scale and scale?
TheShogunOfSarcasm
#49 Barely made it halfway down.....(Satire)
theoxfordcomma
#29 why no contact lenses?
indigenous101
Not good when there’s teargas and things
theoxfordcomma
Ahhhh thank you
indigenous101
My pleasure! Also…I think I’ve told you this before, but freaking love the Oxford comma. Until my dying breath, etc.
theoxfordcomma
I love you too!!! Lol but seriously, I love it too, needs to be the standard fr
al3xinw0nderland0000
#38 is that.... David... Bowie...?....in bondage???? please excuse me while i act entirely normal
AntaNce
Shh, I am acting normal about David's feet there.
ExTechOp
From "The Man Who Fell to Earth" (1976)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Man_Who_Fell_to_Earth
David Bowie, who stars as Newton, claimed to have little recollection of the film's production due to his cocaine use.
Zedrapazia
Is that considered bondage? He looks like he could get up and walk away whenever he wants to, he doesn't appear to be restrained to this chair.
Or I am blind.
My attention is easily divided!
saltybubbless
Took the words right out of my mouth. Or my thumbs. Whatever. Bowie for the win.
KittyKlimt6
You, my friend, consume too much porn. He's not fixed anywhere. This is what heterosexuality could look like in the 80es. From a film, but could easily have been sth he just wanted to do, "no strings attached" *chuckles*. Look where we are now with Tates and Alphas. Ri-di-cu-lous.
WilsonFisk
He was bi
mymomsaregay
It’s not bondage but yes it sure is Bowie
Nakiepanda
#6 it's fairy floss in Australia
AK90
Sockervadd in Sweden
Bubble181
It's a sugar spider in Dutch. Enjoy!
ExTechOp
Finnish: hattara ("small cloud", originally "rag, tatter" in Proto-Finnic)
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/hattara
Freeasabird2015
Candy Floss in the UK
Redhairedchap
Candy Floss here in Ireland
AbelardSnazz
Same in England - I’ve never heard “fairy floss”
LateNightBunnyParty
#13 ...Do I? I thought I was pretty vanilla, TBH.
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LateNightBunnyParty
I'm in perimenopause. That ship's probably sailed. Which is perfectly fine. The husband and I still get freaky multiple times a week, even after 22 years of marriage. I just don't need him to spit butter in my ass to enjoy it or anything.
KittyKlimt6
HAAAAAHAHA I SO hoped for this response! "Young padawan, I'm so above you because I have kinks" hahaha. I also call BS. Surprise: not everyone is a kinky nerdy imgurian loving goth girls, even on imgur. Happy for your happy marriage! Greetings!
LateNightBunnyParty
Haha, thank you! I mean, I'm an old goth girl myself, my husband and I have each other saved as "Gomez" and "Morticia" in our phones and the inside of my house looks like a dungeon full of preserved animal specimens and other weird bric-a-brac...but we're old, vanilla Goths in the bedroom, I guess. ;)
billyprime
#13 it’s pretty well-established that Catan people are usually poly.
RyxZeven
I guess that explains why I've had this urge to play Catan for a while.
HuruinaInu
"Wood for Sheep?"
NairouTryyshokk
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1b3FxMWJjcXJkaXh3cW1paHk2cHk4Mnk4dWhoMTVlejJzM29uZWV1NCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/AZ1PPDF8uO9MI/200w.webp
Roehcai
Catan is board game for vanillas! :P
WarlockWithNoPatron
The only way to keep enough people around who want to play the game is to enter long term relationships with them.
Targe0
They are the only people with the logistical skills to be able to manage a Polly setup.
graehall
I heard it's because they're really into settling
J3lek
Wood for sheep.
Socialites
Literally last night I was reading one of my resources for a sheep. I said that’s all I needed to start a flock. Next turn they asked me how it was going and I said, well they all kinda look like me and aren’t growing past a year. Maybe next time I’ll take 2 sheep.
Socialites
trading** not reading.
TsukariYoshi
I stopped liking Catan mostly because it became popular, but not for hipster reasons: Once it got popular the average player no longer understands the game. Every game is very friendly, trades flow freely, and people regularly fuck themselves by handing the winner what they need exactly when they need it.
The average Catan player today is incapable of grasping that timing is an important part of the value of their goods, and as such, they give away free value constantly.
billyprime
Ah you seem to have fallen into the classic board game trap. The point is not to win, the point is to have a good time with your friends. Most people don’t enjoy minmaxing, and find it intolerable to play with folks that do.
LtRooney
Because my family plays most games friendly and refuse to use the Thief properly, I replaced him with the Dragon. Keeps things interesting.
TsukariYoshi
Thief dynamics in different groups are fascinating. I've played with "definitely pick the most effective spot every time" groups as well as "where can I put this that will make the fewest people sad" groups. The best is when they start out as the second type, but then something happens in the game and they become the first type. I love that shift because it represents people starting to unlock deeper strategy and learning that you can be 'mean' in a game and not destroy a friendship.
DaveSauce48
I stopped playing Catan because people got too competitive once they learn it well enough. It stops being fun.
TsukariYoshi
They're not mutually exclusive concepts - you can have a good time and even not be a dick while still trying to play well and win. There are hundreds of games for people who don't care about winning or want to play a game where their decisions don't really affect the game, or at the very least games where your actions don't really affect other players - it doesn't seem like a big ask to at least think about your own actions in a game like Catan.
TsukariYoshi
Really, the main problem is that Catan ended up being the standard-bearer for people dipping their toes into more crunchy board games. There are much better games that can showcase the creativity and interesting concepts that roll-dice-move-token games can't reach - stuff like Machi Koro or other lightweight games are way better at that, I think. Catan being the one that broke out is why a lot of tabletop gaming takes are stuff like this these days: