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JstAnothrLurkr
I feel like most of this could be avoided.
arttrysted
this is slightly sociopathic
PastrySniffer
You get my upvote that I feel awkward about now... Jared Fogle.
papituamor
Lol @mamitucorazon
Birdemic
This was like the first post I Favorited like 3 years ago!
CorvoAttano24
rikm
Well...now I'm aware that that guy is a genuine dummie...or as the PC Overlords say= " cerebrally under-enhanced "...
acosenti
Solid Approach. He'll be out in 15-20 years. But that pee stain? He'd never live that one down.
idontevenknowsillymonkey
Also learn to walk at a slight angle, just incase someone throws a sharp object at you - that way it won't hit head on
ChiliConCarnage
i have no idea whats going on and im afraid to ask.
SirSage
Situation: You have no idea what's going on and are afraid to ask. 1. Stab somebody. 2. Shhh only dreams now.
wemighthavethesamename
What a wild ride
PorkShenanigans
Shhh
lamiiiiiaaa
Source?
TheLoveWaffle
Pretty sure it's collegehumor
anonigma
Instructions unclear, shiv in baby. Please help.
Tiredofyourcrap
SirFeatherbottom
Followed the advice, things went better than expected! Only got a 10 year sentence!
CaptainMinnette
But...he's going in the opposite direction of that guy.
Helldozer2
this post is missing a lot of situations to deal with
JJthemagicelephant
Damn he stabbed him so hard he turned retarded.
azazyel
It's called perfect situational awareness Lana!
leastpopularopinion
I wouldn't be where I am in life without advice like this.
AnOldJudge
Reminds me of those Australian Rail posters. Simple, really.
AnimusRex
Super Simple Stuff.
AwesomeName
I don't know why we need this post. Doesn't everybody already know this?
TheOtherPenguin
I was confused between shiv and kiss. So i think the visuals helped here
TheImgurServer
Accidentally shiv'd the baby and used the guys head as the nearest object over my dick. #hesmybitchnow
futureman3000
SITUATION: You already know the information presented.
Leadfoot
It's ok, the lethal injection process starts soon.
ActuallyLucifer
I like to make sure people are reminded occasionally.
AwesomeName
The only problem is that occasionally there is no baby in sight.
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takemewithyoupretty
What episode was that gif from?
fistikcisahab
The Palestinian Chicken probably.
takemewithyoupretty
Thanks.
LuckyDay
Why do I know who this is? ... like, I've eaten dinner at the same table as this man...
mutedg
this guy really looks like my coworker lol
Animanny
Pierce Hawthorne look a like ;)
DoctorIdentity
You met Larry David?
DarkNinja2462
no its bernie