BolenArrow
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Mother. Fucking. Water.
Going to smooch the face and touch the butt.
LittleRedHeadedStark
me when I see my LDR boyfriend after spending 4 months apart
vincentsl
MY girlfriend is also returning from India on Sunday ...
artallday
Your love is adorable.
jessneko
Just go pee. WTF?!
Shadowafterhours
Simp king..........she probably has had enough sex on holiday.
burntouttastebud
0h, that’s cute. He’s excited. Oh, there lots of them!!
TUBS12
Did a dog make this comment?
Zootsoot
That's so cool. Congrats on the impending snu - snu!
SareBear951
Happy doggos!
whatafiasco
What breed is she?
BolenArrow
Tattooed Jewish Yogi
CuddleMonsterWithKnives
Oh my GOSH #4 HOW HAVE I LIVED WITHOUT SEEING THAT! Too cute it actually hurts.
Seggs
First time i read the title as "...my current excitement for her rectum."
BolenArrow
Well you're not wrong
PraiseTalos
So does #3 mean you are thirsty.
BolenArrow
A few things are going to get wet.
DaisyfromDownunder
Excited to bury the bone once again.
LoverOfPenguins
For a split second, I thought my BF had posted it. Then I remembered, he's not on Imgur
Polsnulspace
Can anyone explain this one to me? I have some concerns. Doesn't seem natural for such a dog.
myfieldoffucksisbarren
I wish my dog danced
Kosh3rBacon
You could use some r/tippytaps
BolenArrow
Awww yaaas
WaltherWater
imsoalone
randybobandy7
Tongue punch the fart box
BolenArrow
Mmhmm :D
cometeunmoco
The romantic in me says awww. The cynic in me says use a condom and std check. :/
BolenArrow
There's always a few jaded fucks when I post about me and her xD
IdkWhatIsThis
This is cute, you is good person
BolenArrow
:p aw shucks
orangesandalwood
All of these made me smile. Too cute!
P7M8
She's pregnant!
BolenArrow
Naaah. She was at a retreat with mostly women and a few couples for a yoga certification
P7M8
literally happened to a friend of mine so it was my first thought
completestriping2
Strange comments near me
sometimesispillfoodonmyself
Inhale the memes exhale the memes. Inject the memes into my bloodstream.
IDontUse
My God man marry that girl!
BolenArrow
:P She makes me pretty goddamn happy.
kayleighdee
I’m not hearing a no!
giraffemurse710
I got viral gastroenteritis when I went to India. I probably lost 1-2 liters of fluid out of my butt. Don't image that when you see her.
GoogleFucker
DUUUUDE, I got dysentery! I was literally shitting water at one point :(
L0StWaNdErEr
Same when I went to Turkey....
bigfloppydonkydong
Bonus anal lube
gutwrenchinglyfunnyusername
CziltangBrone
Calm down, Satan
BolenArrow
She had some minor stomach issues adapting to the new diet, but she's doin alright =D
FurciferPardalis
A trip to a infectious disease specialist would be the first thing she should do when she gets back as well as limit all contact with people
BolenArrow
She got all of her shots and things before she went, and she was seeing a doctor every week or so for check ups.
AverageTortilla
After seeing the first gif I thought you couldn't wait to eat het
BolenArrow
She is getting back from India. Could be very spicy down south :P
LobsterEquYJJHUality
Sorry that you have a smelly Indian for an SO.
BolenArrow
Lol she is Jewish. But eating Indian food for a month might have an affect =)
etymologia
*effect
DontNeedAWeatherManToKnowWhichWayTheWindBlows
OP missed one:
SomeRandomArsehole
wot in fornication
Athena428
ScoopsLongpeter
i really the doggos enthusiasm. He's not getting anything done but he's got a 'can do' attitude
BolenArrow
Won't be humping air when I see her though ;p
AreYouFuckinSorryIsAStupidComment
She hasn't been humping air for her month in India. Just kidding. I'm sure it's fine. You have nothing to worry about. Right, buddy?
Bundacious
Make sure you get hers shots first. India dirty.
everyoneACTUALLYlikesmycomments
Maybe just your face like the dog is doing in above gif?
BolenArrow
Well... a face will be involved.
idriveajunkerplymouth
coupNchise
Her ass tho... id spread that shit on toast and eat the hell out of it
Saterlite
omg
clearlymd
Was that scary movie?
ADisturbedOne
Yes, the very first one.
ALegendaryHero
idriveajunkerplymouth
This is what happens after a dry spell and she's been teasing you the last 3 hours.