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Mar 7, 2020 12:22 AM
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SaItyEuropean
we absolutely needed to know she was a mum, as if having procreated defined her as a person
cornzilla
Should be Lord Dickhead... or Captain Dickhead. At least give him a title!
DownVoteVerifier
I'd ha e gone with Peewee
Gestalt7
https://www.whitebirdrising.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/leadershp-is-hard.jpg
Magpiebones
Mine had a "Ü" on it's head. So his name was Umlaut.
sheanar
That's a cornsnake. They frequently have that 'dickhead' mark. My corn was nicknamed Dickhead by the petstore. I renamed it Phallic.
danlliot
She would probably name me fat ass...
OneGuyWithSixGuns
I'm sorry, but that's not a eunuch skin mark.
Varnna
Lola would be a good name...
ScoobyDooGotThatBooty
Silkyninja1
So cute!!
DVSBSTrD
Peter O'tool.
ryecurry9000
*Peter North
makenitby9000
Hey Dickie!!
Goliath2180
It's my snake in a box!
DocTanner
My little corn has a mark quite similar on her head.
Cheomesh
How could you not
XaviousFelblade
The Traveller has blessed this snek!
AlcoholicOrange
Trouser would have also been acceptable.
Silkyninja1
chewybacon
Brilliant
VarthGaydar
Magpiebones
I want that white or solid dark coloured one so bad.
Gradwin
Man that snake is really trying but that dude gives zero fucks lol
CitizenClam
In an Australian accent: deekhead
naturecandles
SanchoLibre
“When you're getting roasted but got no comeback so all you can do is mock their laugh.”
shagadelicrelic
You're such a dickhead, Kyle! You made me spill my c0RN!
CaptainHyperbole
Why is this news?
soulbot3000
Shoulda named him Cock’Noggin
cuntybumsox
HI DICKHEAD!!!
varsipieru
Oh sorry, it’s pronounced D*ckhead.
Silkyninja1
Hi cuntybumsox!