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Am I the only one?
Jun 30, 2016 4:04 AM
HumptyDumptyTrumpty
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Rikkster
He didn't fuck them he loved them. Showed them a good time that thru us actually enjoy.
confuzzledtuna
What happened?
DoctorSnakebeast
He's got a three pronged wang. It's like an n64 controller.
0xFADE
Perhaps he was a proper gentleman.
MotherfuckingRollyPolyChubbyCheekedShitMachine
He's nephew to Ilyn Paine, I don't know if I really want to know
DankS0uls
He ate the pussy like a retard on bath salts
evanglasses
JHEverdene
Anal.
noewan
This knowledge could very well save some people's marriages.
Warjammy
iLynux
What the fuck is this.
CoomebackKidd
Dicked......them......down.
itoldyouiwashere
the sex
ZombiejonG
He gave them the old Razzle Dazzle
Brosius
Holy fuck. What a man.
Malcowich
Well, if you don't know what to with three prostitutes, the shame is on you. Shame, shame, shame
informationaccount
I hope Daenerys takes him as her dude on the side.
WontWorkNameIsTaken
Giftless
MetalDucky
We all do, but seriously, where the Hell is Gendry!!!
repsac
Would have loved to seen more of him this season. At least he isn't dead. Yet...
upvotesforirrelevantreasons
I'm with You
FChapeau
That's a trade secret of Ser Pod the Rod.
ButtMunchersUnite
I think he just has a huge cock
Panzer89
Tyrion or Bronn asked the prostitutes if that was the case and the answer was "Not particularly".
FreshWater13
that's fucking boring if you don't know what you're doing with it
GLinX
Ask kaschei
AtomicBuddha
He stuck them with his pointy end.
frightiningcow
Didn't the head mistress set it up so that varic would be curious. So when he came to ask about it she could sell him little finger secrets
DuckHuntPro
Gave them the Tripod...
UnapologeticTeaEnjoyer
Clever girl.
RarryBronson
I thought Tyrion was the tripod
torpedotor
Bravo.
deveton
*bravos
busydad
I see what you did there
CommentDiver
stainlessteelmohawk
Beware the phallus LOL
uslydog
we need leaders like u in this world
franzzegerman
Tripod on his knife?
insegrevious
The pain of the tripod. Makes it hard to walk the next day.
stevethenigga
In the episode with the blackfish when pod and bronn meet, bronn says that pod has a huge cock.
thestorkasaurus
*magic cock
Varro55
We know already he has a magic cock!
jooobe
Probably massive like a elephant penis
DrunkBarbaraWalters
I really want them to show his cock next season, and have it be naturally massive. Like the actor himself has a magic cock
CitizenDickbag
But it was explicitly noted that his dick wasn't huge, that wasn't the reason he was able to please them so much.
DrunkBarbaraWalters
I JUST WANT TO SEE MORE DICK!
CitizenDickbag
I can get behind that.
TeddyBearLord
Then say you're a nymphomaniac female looking for photos of men's genitals. Then fuck all of the men who sent you pictures that please you.
DrunkBarbaraWalters
WaxyNips
http://i.makeagif.com/media/8-04-2015/Up_rHE.gif
goatfkersdidnothingwrong
So, do you want some dick in your inbox, or...?
DrunkBarbaraWalters
Always and forever.
kahlzun
Equal genital representation!
RandomMonkeyBiz
If some female on imgur can give us a heads up on what he did that be nice. 1
lychgate
half half whole http://imgur.com/mTgaNzk
ZimKat
A considerate lover who is willing to please is a powerful aphrodisiac.
ICanChangeMyNameLater
Someone talking about me again?
1010001010101
Depends. Do they have hitachis in kings landing?
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OutrageousHemmorhoid
He was a considerate lover... I love that it's a running GoT joke. Poddy is s sex god!
ImgurCivilWar
Maybe they pegged him
MrBananaBeak
Orrrr the prostitutes just told Tyrion that to fuck with him.
Syng420
They didn't accept payment. It had nothing to do with messing with Tyrion.
Panzer89
Bronn or Tyrion asked one of them if he was hung and the response was "Not particularly." So I'm guessing it was the second thing.
Syng420
Or not because they also said it was "hard to describe" when they could have said "he licked our cunts.".
Panzer89
Personally, I think they were just messing with Bronn and Tyrion.
Syng420
I'm going to say this again, but slowly. They. Did. Not. Accept. Payment.
serban1703
Maybe all three
mynameisnotalice
Probably all three.
lostt
I'm down for that
brushybrushy
Sure! Pod cooked them a nice dinner, asked how their day was, reacted appropriately, then took them to bed for sweet lovings with cuddles.
Mulon
I think that defeats the point of paying them, even though he didn't have to.
TobiasFunkeAnalrapist
Sounds disgusting.
DontLoseYourWay
Sounds gay
busydad
http://imgur.com/LQFkWbr
HunterSgath
Reaction = perfect
Syng420
For a start, he probably didn't call them females.
MmmChuntPls
Haha yes!
Conv
see this is that out-the-box thinking we need
Syng420
You men should bring this up at your next meeting.
FreudIndianNipSlip
Am I the only one wondering wtf happened to Gendry??
CKOD
He's going to sneak in and after everyone is weak fighting for the iron throne and kill whoever is left and claim it for himself.
fukyoselfie
They found him
SarahsAlbums
Podrick and Gendry looked the same to me so I thought they where the same character for a while lol christ...
Amisleadingliarwholies
Ditto. I even lost a bet about it I was so sure
TheGlow
Hanging out with Young Griff.
AtomicBuddha
He rowed and rowed until he landed in Pentos.
Whatismypurpose
Asking for... a friend... Refresher on Gendry?
ISayFuckAllTheTime
Blacksmith who turned out to be a bastard of King Robert, spawned in whorehouse. Met aria on the way to join nights watch. hunted.
Whatismypurpose
Oh shit that's right! OMG yeah he did kinda just drop off didn't he... Ty for the info +1
smudgymc
He's still rowing
Draevan13
Rowed all the way to Sothoryos and, through a series of contrivances, became their King.
Dsharppe
Confirmed.
pois1
That'll be the post credit gag after the last season. Just Gendry, rowing throughout the entire credits.
Drewscifer
Dany will find him in her ships
sumowoman
I had to google this guy and turns out I thought Podrick and Gendry were the same person. I really need to start taking this shit seriously.
notacop94
What do you think this is, amateur hour?!
sumowoman
I honestly thought it was just a tv-series but this shit is gonna lose you in a second if you don't keep up with it!
doctopussy
I think it was left open ended just in case they want to bring him back in but not for sure. If he was dead there wouldn't be an option.
GoodOlZR
Gendry comes back, gets legitimized, becomes king. Calling it now.
Ewido
Yeah you are literally the only person in the whole fucking world that is wondering this.
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vegemitelover
Well it wasn't even Gendry Ser Davos helped escape.
Pencillin
Yeah, didn't he reappear at the Inn at the Crossroads before Brienne and Stoneheart meet?
Rawcal
He'll unite with sam somehow in next season and makes some valyrian steel for killing walkers
IrateCanadien
I dunno. If R+L=J stays a secret, I think he might be prime contender for heir. Dany will be looking to marry someone to secure alliance.
ItsMattyNotDaddy
Whoa that actually is possible. I like this theory +1
ISayFuckAllTheTime
Need dragon glass, not valerian steel.
FreudIndianNipSlip
Effing casual! :)
TheSnailTrail
Valyrian steel works aswell -> John's sword for example
ISayFuckAllTheTime
No shit. Just googled to confirm. I completely forgot about that scene/passage. Good looking out.
TrevHead
PorqueNoLosDos.gif
trizzles
I read walkers as wankers
iLynux
Whitewankers.
Malkiot
Same thing.
FishingForConversation
First time I've heard this, i like it but you can't just make valyrian steel
Rawcal
That's why sam is in the library, to stumble upon some ancient scripture that describes the process.
FishingForConversation
I mean, I'm open to the idea. Maybe with the increased magic potency of the world with live dragons. Obsidian works too