Some parents out there feel that before a new baby arrives, it is VERY IMPORTANT to gather all their friends and family together and inform everyone in a very loud and explosive way whether the baby has an "innie" or an "outie". It has to be as big and loud as possible so EVERYONE know exactly what the baby's body is going to look at. Sometimes, parents even use pyrotechnics, and sometimes it starts wildfires and thousands of acres are burned or people are hurt or maimed by accident.
Sure thing little guy. See, when the parents want to announce what their baby's not-so-private parts are to everyone, they make some kind of big blue explosion if the baby has a penis, and a big pink explosion if its a vagina. Because everyone wants to know. The joke in the caption is that there are like 100 explosions that are all different colors, so if this were a baby's private-parts-reveal explosion, the parents are signaling that their baby is like, Cthlulu or something idk
zerogenix
what gender is it? yes
BallsToYouMyGoodSir
YEAH MICRO PLASTICS!!!
intercitydude
Diwali in India. Most extreme I've ever seen.
BiggRanger
All very good for the lungs and environment. Of course it’s nothing compared to all the burning oil refineries in Russia and the Middle East.
michaelfire
so, LGBTQ
terajack2048
-1 for not sorting the freaking rainbow, now it looks like a bowl of fruity pebble milk
fuzznubbin
That’s what all the trees and flowers in the south are doing right now.
19marcurious57
Teyken
F the environment
XXXSpork
All marathons should have this feature!
conjuratio
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1dTYzODZvNHBiNHM1ZTk3Z3QwY2tiMDdyeHZ4ZHJwMjdrazdoem9ndyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/8fxad4tvqIzwk/200w.webp
sirbartonslady
Is it bizarre that my sleep-addled brain thought it was a giant spinosaurus emerging from the ground? I just woke up to let my dogs outside to pee
ImmOldGreggg
Is the baby gay or trans I don't know the colour matchup well?
kaijuuGold
i can smell it nice
NeverShaveYourDuck
So what exactly is going on here?
TheLastSpaceman
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1YjR1MjhiemRybXpmaTNwc2wxYmszNHl0ZWs1M2xpNHIycmVwcDNweCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/ceHKRKMR6Ojao/200w.webp
YouRadicalizedMe
STOP FUCKING WiTH ThE PLANET!!
yeahhedugit
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1MXU1YmZsMmlmNGxldzFjczBwZjlrM29kNDF5OGxkazkycDZ4Yzh5diZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/s239QJIh56sRW/200w.webp
Mazzz96
Yay? I guess
Hekatombe
CertifiedBonerDonor
We're all pink inside
tidepool
Quebeker
Gender fluid?
eetsumkaus
looks more like powder to me
Evenmoreuselessname
Gender toner?
harmsebamse
Gender explosive.
dixxienormus
And many dogs complained and ran away in a frenzy.
WabiSab
They should always do that.
TheFastpaws
The baby will be whatever they feel like.
killernat
naval smoke screen colorized
SomethingSomethingUserName123
So it's a LGBabyTQ+
MrHappySmiles
So anyways, here’s genderwall…
ReallyOG
jcgitsfkh69000
Magnificent
jinjaneko
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1OTAwcHI1aGxqYnJsM2kwbXp4emlrbjBzeG5pZDE4ZHpnMWdncDY3cyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/LOcPt9gfuNOSI/200w.webp
DOcelot1
Oh, much better title https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1aWQwNmUxMjd4Nmc2cGw4YWg0cndmcDdzaW02N2l3dzRvcDVlbmQ2NCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/BWySufD6KWQzC/200w.webp
Racealistic
Bobbobbobobbananafanafobob
What did you say the gender was again?
I said maybe
beardedheathen
because you see, we're gonna have a baby, vagina or balls? Check the genderwall
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pangolinx
Some parents out there feel that before a new baby arrives, it is VERY IMPORTANT to gather all their friends and family together and inform everyone in a very loud and explosive way whether the baby has an "innie" or an "outie". It has to be as big and loud as possible so EVERYONE know exactly what the baby's body is going to look at. Sometimes, parents even use pyrotechnics, and sometimes it starts wildfires and thousands of acres are burned or people are hurt or maimed by accident.
Protoplastico
No, explain the part about why the baby will be confused.
pangolinx
Sure thing little guy. See, when the parents want to announce what their baby's not-so-private parts are to everyone, they make some kind of big blue explosion if the baby has a penis, and a big pink explosion if its a vagina. Because everyone wants to know. The joke in the caption is that there are like 100 explosions that are all different colors, so if this were a baby's private-parts-reveal explosion, the parents are signaling that their baby is like, Cthlulu or something idk
Protoplastico
Hold up there, buddy. Why the "little guy" snark? I'm just asking questions, I haven't thrown any shade at you.
pangolinx
I'm not throwing any shade, honestly, just delivering what you asked - "Explain your caption to us like you would explain it to a child."