It's going to be a very confused baby

Mar 31, 2026 8:52 PM

DOcelot1

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what gender is it? yes

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YEAH MICRO PLASTICS!!!

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Diwali in India. Most extreme I've ever seen.

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All very good for the lungs and environment. Of course it’s nothing compared to all the burning oil refineries in Russia and the Middle East.

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so, LGBTQ

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-1 for not sorting the freaking rainbow, now it looks like a bowl of fruity pebble milk

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That’s what all the trees and flowers in the south are doing right now.

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F the environment

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All marathons should have this feature!

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Is it bizarre that my sleep-addled brain thought it was a giant spinosaurus emerging from the ground? I just woke up to let my dogs outside to pee

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Is the baby gay or trans I don't know the colour matchup well?

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i can smell it nice

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So what exactly is going on here?

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Yay? I guess

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We're all pink inside

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v

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Gender fluid?

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looks more like powder to me

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Gender toner?

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Gender explosive.

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And many dogs complained and ran away in a frenzy.

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They should always do that.

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The baby will be whatever they feel like.

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naval smoke screen colorized

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So it's a LGBabyTQ+

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So anyways, here’s genderwall…

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Magnificent

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What did you say the gender was again?

I said maybe

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because you see, we're gonna have a baby, vagina or balls? Check the genderwall

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1 week ago (deleted Apr 1, 2026 12:18 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Some parents out there feel that before a new baby arrives, it is VERY IMPORTANT to gather all their friends and family together and inform everyone in a very loud and explosive way whether the baby has an "innie" or an "outie". It has to be as big and loud as possible so EVERYONE know exactly what the baby's body is going to look at. Sometimes, parents even use pyrotechnics, and sometimes it starts wildfires and thousands of acres are burned or people are hurt or maimed by accident.

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No, explain the part about why the baby will be confused.

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Sure thing little guy. See, when the parents want to announce what their baby's not-so-private parts are to everyone, they make some kind of big blue explosion if the baby has a penis, and a big pink explosion if its a vagina. Because everyone wants to know. The joke in the caption is that there are like 100 explosions that are all different colors, so if this were a baby's private-parts-reveal explosion, the parents are signaling that their baby is like, Cthlulu or something idk

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Hold up there, buddy. Why the "little guy" snark? I'm just asking questions, I haven't thrown any shade at you.

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I'm not throwing any shade, honestly, just delivering what you asked - "Explain your caption to us like you would explain it to a child."

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