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Jul 7, 2019 1:54 AM
GrampaJack2
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HerLadyship
Nope, never happened. Urban legend.
IWantedADifferentUsername
I’m bristol born and bred and this is wholly untrue unfortunately
fishhooker
I think your math is off by 2 million. 560x365=204k 204kx25 years=5.1 million! Yet again it was a city project.
HillOfBeans
He worked for it
Sumdumguy42
So this guys was never sick, vacation, family emergency? Sounds plausible!
Orosaky
malachilenomade
toddzillah
That same thing actualy happened at the pittsburgh zoo
maximusTHEspartan
ElFreakoDiablo
He made 7 million dollars in England. That in itself is impressive. If only he charged in pounds he'd earn so much more..
pangevine
https://www.hoax-slayer.net/bristol-zoo-car-park-attendant-hoax/
stupidfools
FFS at least check snopes first. It's not true. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/fake-parking-attendant/
BriefausdemGeist
Interesting how it switches from £ to $
SirDawby
Also, at $560 a day its a little over 5 million?
TagaryenFangirl
It’s England, £560 per day, in today’s money that’s $701.60.
NuclearGradeIrony
False.
gingersrule
Urban myth
eggmuffin
That's a job, not a cunning scheme.
TectonicTerry
To aall these people trying to sound smart by calling out the story as fake: We all know it, we don't care. It's just a good little story.
GrampaJack2
It's also a litmus test of who leans more managerial vs worker. The aspiring boss calls this story BS, & the worker appreciates the humor!
oldandfat
Everyone clapped
HenryLongfellowIII
Everyone on the bus clapped as they paid the 5 pounds.
SkyVINS
bullshit buzzer ON: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/fake-parking-attendant/
namifly
My favorite part is “assuming 7 days a week”. That is, in fact, how a week is defined
HeroHadley
Don't you hate that the internet can invalidate a fun story w/a simple fact check. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/fake-parking-attendant/
GrampaJack2
This post made Most Viral anyway, so facts be damned, people like entertainment!
burntnachos
Yer one a them ig’nant fellas, ain’t ya?
eggmuffin
No. I don't like believing bullshit.
BlindDivine
no. it's nice some people are smart enough to do that. most just retard around, asking stupid ass questions instead looking for themselves.
HisBabes
Or refuse to read the information given to them.
Stoffers
$7 mill over 25 years is $280,000 per year pretty damn good but he wouldn't be insanely rich.
ShengshunLi
i mean , my 33€ a day working ass would really like that amount.
Stoffers
Or $560 per day comes to $204,400 per year
CrazyMrowLady
I went to Bristol Zoo last month. No sloths. 3/10.
DranksAndDragons
I got a sloth makeup bag today. It’s very cute.
derekjohn
They do have sloths, you just weren't patient enough.
DinosaurTrousers
London Zoo has three sloths, including a baby!
PlacentaParty
But red pandas!
BondsHusband
There are sloths in the twilight area. I respectfully request you to raise you rating
ilPino
And they only have one dog. It's a shitzu.
nicouk
Chester zoo is nice. And it has sloths.
ReferenceUnderstander
Well, that's saved me a trip. Thanks, friend!
shorey66
Its the third oldest zoo in the world. Its worth it just for the history. Plus the tigers like to piss on the glass at you which is fun.
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
If no management bothered to investigate him after 25 years he deserves every penny.
eggmuffin
Pennies indeed. 204k a year, with no days off and no vacations.
RebelDreamer
RAB8
“Everything but ‘thank you’ will be stricken from the record”
Pseudobatrachotoxin
Yup, math doesn’t even work out. (365.25 days/year x 25 years x $560/day)= $5,113,500.
Pseudobatrachotoxin
Exchange rate only brings that £5,113,500 to ~$6,403,000.
PiroSlate
Today's exchange rate?... is there any year's rate that makes it work?... I think the rate was alot better for awhile there... $1.50-$1.80
MediaLush
proven urban myth
BrisketSandwich24
No way!
GrampaJack2
nortotron
Tis a great story tho.
Stormrocks
Thanks for the source. I'm glad you're here to verify the truth, without you we would be lost.
JollyRogarrgh
However, there was a city worker that played hookie for 6yrs and didn't get caught until he won an award.
JollyRogarrgh
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-35557725
pandro
Yeah, somebody would have definitely noticed when he first set up.
dijital101
Eh, you can get away with a lot of shit with a clipboard and a neon safety vest.
haquie
Not entirely a guy robbed a bank by posting a sign on the deposit box saying it was broken and tti give it to the security guard.1/2
Theticus
How is that not entirely? Your story shares some similarities, but that doesn't prove the parking attendant story.
SizzleSal
American gods in action
Shmaaw
But that has absolutely nothing to do with this story. Literally nothing.
TheS4ndm4n
That's from American Gods....
HellYeti
It's a legit scam carried out by Frank Abagnale many times. He also worked as an advisor on TV shows and movies about scams.
mediocrejoker
You seem to be having trouble distinguishing between two wildly different things, good luck to you in the future.
haquie
People assumed this was the case left the money with the guard signed for it and left. By the time anyone did anything guy was gone.
chaotyx
They did that in American Gods. Didn’t realize it was based on an actual thing
Sasurau
If I remember right, several of the scams in the book are actually historically legit. Not 100% sure though, been a long while
HellYeti
Yeah, that particular one was carried out by Frank Abagnale and was used in a few TV shows and movies. Hustle, being one.
SanchoLibre
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/fake-parking-attendant/
Redbeard54
Sigh. Thank you
Aardvarksneedlove
So we are all still being tricked by the Bristol Posts April fools from over 10years ago? Well played Bristol Post
givn2sin
Thank you!
CanadianGunner
204k a year to not have a vacation or day off..... i dont even like working overtime for 2x the pay...
Freakayou
204k untaxed money? Hell I could do that for 5 years and never have to work again a day in my life easy!
IMayNotKnowWhatIAmTalkingAbout
Have a trusted friend cover the shift.
IrishFreeman
But it wouldn't be taxed since it's stolen and not processed.
eggmuffin
So? You'd need to effectively tax yourself in order to have anything left for your retirement.
OtherPeoplesNamesGetMePoints
I have no idea what your point here is. Everyone does that already on top of tax.
DoorCellar
Wow.
eggmuffin
204k per year without off-days or a vacation for 25 years is not exactly a cunning scheme. It's a job. A shit job.
CanadianGunner
still no vacation...
cheeseguy3412
Declare free parking on slow business days when the lot doesn't fill up.
nikkiwheat
No vacation in America either.
truematetrue
For 25 years...
whyexactly
Yeah that's a crap tradeoff to me
TheBestRussian
Yeah but after 25 years of work, he’s now on permanent vacation for the rest of his life
Kabibble
Nobody knows his name. Also he’s in a villa on the coast of Spain
gVibeR
bumCandle
I dont think the villa part is supposed to be fact, it's just painting a picture of the fact that this guy pulled off the con
geekstergifs
Someone should goto that villa on the coast of Spain and ask what his name is
IcommentMostlyWithGifs
I see what you did there ...
TanithRosenbaum
Don't underestimate the number of villas on the spanish coast. And $7 mil is rich but not super rich. There are thousands of ppl like that.
88wut
It’s a community of retired parking attendants
wigglemywammybar
Umm, I know you have a point it just completely escapes me!
TanithRosenbaum
My point is that someone with 7 Million and a modest villa can easily hide in the masses there and won’t be that easy to find :)
chicharrone
And they know exactly how much money he made. He wore the uniform and worked there for 25 yrs but they forgot to ask his name.
Holyfuckwhatsagoodusername
Presumably used an alias
rodrigosanchez
Parky McParkface.
givn2sin
Parky McStealy.
Holyfuckwhatsagoodusername
Rob Parker
sulgsahg
they dont mention him geting paid for it either
Tumescentpie
He kept the money...
SwingOutOrBust
I think you missed the point
sulgsahg
no i mean i get he kept the money but it dont say anything about the zoo itself paying him.
SwingOutOrBust
Right. Nobody paid him. Theoretically, the zoo thought the city was getting the money and paying the attendant & vice-versa.
SwingOutOrBust
The story is the guy set up shop on a free lot and charged people to park there.
SamArt53
Reminds me that the USA can trace ‘mad cow’ disease to 1 cow in the middle of the country in days, but can’t seem to located 11 m. illegals.
SqueakyCleanButthole
Fuck off cunt
Mnbvvxz
Wow it's almost like one of those things comes with an easy to follow paper trail...
DonkeyOfTroy
You seem angry, lonely, and horny.
SJohnson23
Lorngry.
Diggitydigdigs
Nor the 3-5 million that one man claimed, without a single solitary shred of information, voted in the presidential election
GondwanaCraton
Man? Fake news!
RoseHarmonic
Especially not after the investigation failed.
SamArt53
I missed this - I had trouble following the 2016 shit show (correction: Presidential Election). Was this a Trump claim or someone else?
only90skidswillgetthis
I'd give you three guesses but you only needed one
GondwanaCraton
They know exactly where the illegals are. It's just that they are so vital to the economy that doing anything about it would be disastrous.
boson23
No.
rodrigosanchez
oh no.. $5 avacados.
Fahargo
expensive food, no body wants to handpick food the way illegals do. Theres cases of food just rotting in fields without enough hands
amoeba15
If you're going to be a smart ass, learn to spell. You just look like an idiotic cunt when you can't spell.
rodrigosanchez
at least I only look like an idiotic cunt instead of being one. A-V-O-C-A-D-O, C-U-N-T.
whyexactly
I mean, all the cows are tracked and logged whereas illegals definitely aren't.
housev1l
Solution: Tag & release illegals.
Graylinfaux
.... Someone's gonna make the joke
talaknor31415
Or just tag and release everyone, incase they BECOME illegal.
housev1l
crispygrapes
Hey you cut that shit out right now mister.