DracoSicarius
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She sent me this sick care package as a surprise. This is a lot of snackage for a broke college kid like me. My mom’s a pretty great one (not because of the food FYI), and I’m thankful that she’s my mom.
FP Edit: Oh Hello world! Just so y’all know, Mum didn’t pick the individual things herself. My college sent all the parents a thing offering them a chance to buy a care package. Still like the stuff though.
If anyone else is going through or about to start exam week, good luck!
SexualPeanut
♡
Heyitsthatguy
Your mom sounds hot.
sowasvonsowas
You're lucky to have a good mother. Not everybody has a good mother.
dayemoon
I like your toothbrush holder.
ILikeYouMary
How sweet & thoughtful of her! She seems like an amazing woman!
JunglePygmy
Yaint gettin' better eating shit like that
DracoSicarius
Maybe not physically. But it sure does feel nice when you reach for a sack and there’s actually one there
Captainclickbait
You guys actually have candy named nutter butter! Love it!! Also, your mom is a friggin Saint
lalaby
Make sure you tell her! :)
bingalingadingdong
She must have spent a lot in the vending machine
Fargirl
Looks unhealthy
DracoSicarius
Probably is
DamnitLinus
Your mom seems pretty cool. Also, prepare yourself for 'I like your mom too' comments. ????
DracoSicarius
Haha thanks
humourasdryasyourgf
Damnit Linus what have we said about emojis
DamnitLinus
Oops.. Force of habit.
SecretlySkeletonHitler
Food? She didn’t give you any food, what food would there be to be thankful for....
calebsGRIN
She must have broken into a vending machine tbh
EGOT
One time I helped my mom send a care package like this to my older siblings. All 3 of them. 10 years later, I never got one :-(
PMmeUrNachos
That's ridiculously unhealthy. You should try NOT to eat that as a student.
DracoSicarius
Definitely gonna eat that as a student
FriendlyNeighborhoodLesbiann
Can i have your mom?
nakedlady92
I miss my college care packages! You deserve it, enjoy your love and snacks and kick this semester's ass!
wonderboy77
You're great because you're grateful! I saw too many ungreatful people at college and they didn't deserve cool and thoughtful parents.
Novivad
Ration them! The first thing we learn is no greed!
bigblackhole
Plot twist: she wants to kill you of diabetes.
DracoSicarius
What a way to go
bigdix69420
Next time I'll be the one to give you butter butter
bigdix69420
Nutter*
Wreckingball911
The good old college days...my parents had the local Dominos app and would send me pizzas.
traeno
I could eat all that in an hour...
ElephantLord
Amatuer
theshinobi23
Pacing yourself?
Snickt
You might catch the diabeetus if you do.
blackholevoid10011
I could eat all of that in 4 days. It only 4 days of food for me.
TheGrinchStoleYourShit
Even the Yo-Yo?
FriendlyNeighborhoodLesbiann
Its that twisty metal puzzle id have trouble with
singularorgasm
Especially the Yo-Yo
princeherbert
I'm 33, about to be married, and my mom still sends me care packages. If I'm ever a mom, I hope I'm half as awesome as she is.
Cheomesh
She sent you basically nothing but junk.
analnipple666
All that sugar def won't help op get over a cold
cakilaraki
Delicious junk*
CometBoy
Jesus ain't goina help u with your exam...study up man
SecretAgentSuperBooger
dogfrost9
Oh get fucked. Why do you have to belittle his mom just because she mentioned Jesus. If you don't like it then ignore it and move on.
DracoSicarius
Oh no I think you misunderstood a little. She isn’t praying for Him to grant me instant wisdom. She’s praying more along the lines of 1/
DracoSicarius
asking Him to help me remember what I study. Does that help explain any? I mean, did I explain it clearly, or did I make it worse?
WowSoOriginal
no that makes sense, you don't pray for a miracle, you pray for the ability to make your own miracles. at least thats what i think people do
areola51
Meanwhile my mom hands me a receipt expecting reimbursement for a bottle of aspirin 4 days after I pushed a 9.5 lb watermelon out my hooha
TrashPandaAddict
You should consult your OBGYN and get some answers about why TF you had a watermelon infestation at all.
areola51
It was troublesome but a nice summer snack
TrashPandaAddict
That's the spirit
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
The box of Kleenex was a nice touch.
teabaggerino
Mother knows best. Something something broken arms.
SoftBonez
I think I know this reference..
NoYouNeedYOURStomachPumped
Seems OP went through those pretty quick.
thesameasyours
Ill thank her tonight
HungarianOxPenisInABlender
Today the Internet is yours
DracoSicarius
Nccoffee
Heyyo
Sourceisalie
I thought it was my night....
ag75
Boom ????
NorthernBoy94
Niggawhat
SilentMajority420
Dat username tho.
BannedbyastupidMod
Which one is named mom? Left, or right?
SnackOverflowError
underappreciated ^
dukenukemforpresident
The only thanks where someone asks is it in yet?
kcgoalie31
BuckNASTAY
ProbablyDrunkAgain
icecoldrave
W&S at a computer? Where did you get this?
ProbablyDrunkAgain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpgGwGIqccc (I think this is where it came from)
wazztastic
wheresthebaby
Ben
thesameasyours
Topanga
wheresthebaby
Corey
thesameasyours
Mr Feeney