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Feb 20, 2023 2:04 AM
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nojustsayitdont
Pure poetry.
FriskySour
#20 If Rick Sanchez was the voice actor for Kermit...
IncrediRis
poor amanda
Gonz000
@op personally....damn good shit sir
Kaldak
Thank ya
bcell84
this the dump of the month for me !! :D
MrHappySmiles
Amanda… come on baby girl, is your head dented in Amanda?
IncrediRis
yes
r0b0tc0rpse
You think the sound was the bar, but it was her head that was hallow.
GTimgur
Too much schadenfruede for me.
ChanceVLuck
#4 Def sound on for this one.
redpandabanana
nojustsayitdont
Major pucker factor there.
FoxyEllie
#4
nintyuk
#27 That Lamb is going to get pink eye
cosonfused
#15 is thete a longer source?
charlieschocolatefactory
Bich isn’t a curse word. It’s Latin for generosity ... so I’ve been told!
nojustsayitdont
You've got BLOOD on your FACE BIG disGRACE kicking your kind all over the PLACE, singing WE WILL WE WILL 1/
blackguard89
inapropriate language things? Romanian. if you wanna say "how" it legit is spelled "cum" and pronounced almsot like saying "coom". 1/2
blackguard89
2/2 Anyway, I got a lot of reports in game chats trying to speak romanian to other romanian players :(
TrixNStix
#5 LAWNMOWER STEVE! I know my rights!
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TinyLiehon
And nobody tells the driver to stop
GodsWorkSon
bro coming in with "no you didn't..." hit me harder than it should have
MisterRichard
#8 seizure? What the fuck
Daraanel
Yup, seizure.
WheezyLex
Coach jumping with him saved his life.
AngMoPrime
Looks like it, buddy did him a solid pulling his reserve handle. AAD would fire it automatically below a set altitude but ya just never know
r0b0tc0rpse
#8, the other skydiver started having a seizure so the camera man had to pull their ripcord for them. Hopefully they were OK.
MRDOne
Phew.
AndThenThereWereSquirrels
fucking action movie star stuff from the cameraman, though
PlayingCroquetOnMars
Question? Do parachutes have an altitude sensor so if you pass out they deploy automatically? This video would suggest they don't, but?
jmacg
Some do, but I don’t think they’re mandatory. You have to reset them every time you take off, so they may not be 100% reliable.
nintyuk
Like Modern Training shutes and Emergency shutes designed to be used by untrained people are likely to have them
NiceGreenArrows
Some do. But even if they do, it's better to not rely on it.
americaninamsterdam
If you’re going for your A license at a reputable jump site, it will. They’re not jumping out of a banged up 182, so chances are he would.
r0b0tc0rpse
Where does #15 come from? I want more.
HenryFondle
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redpandabanana
https://youtu.be/Uo5Rhn8zuPA here you go
r0b0tc0rpse
Similar, but not the same. I know the source material, I want more of that person's style.
TinyLiehon
It's from a show called Dragon Ball Z
r0b0tc0rpse
Yeah, I know that, I want more of *this*
TinyLiehon
There's no more. Z is the last letter. They can't make more sequels
Ludwigofthepotatoppl
#5 I KNOW MY RIGHTS
TinyLiehon
Does the cop know which tube to cut that drains the hydraulics and brings the whole thing down?
Ludwigofthepotatoppl
No but the fireman knows where the emergency release is.
gobblinal
Just lift the bottom and tip the whole damn thing over?
Ludwigofthepotatoppl
If you know a firefighter who can singlehandedly tip a 3400lb scissor lift from the ground, stay on his good side.