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bongles
Imgur doesn't care if you found them here, I get reaction gif comments deleted all the time and I get all of mine from other comments
Fistouille
lestrat
#4
BettyVeronica
Does anyone know the name of that Mia Kahlifa video?
BarretXIII
#1 I wear Yoga pants and do yoga! Unfortunately I have the flexibility of a 10 ton block of granite. Watching demonstration vids make me cry
arshesnei8
http://www.drpsychmom.com/2017/07/04/make-wife-want-sexually-without-chores/
RawChicken
Once a week plus the initiation... man I feel that one sooo much.
Warblade
I have never been with a women that wanted sex anywhere near as much as i wanted it so i assume i want it to much. Maybe 2-4 times a day.
jwg603
Nice dump, +1
NachoPete
Crabby15
Is that basketball girl one real? Or photoshopped to make her taller?
sirhookenworm
Shopped. You can also tell that it is fake because the heads are way to different in size, heads stay almost the same regardless of height
IonutRO
I kinda wanna see a movie of the last one...
watchesyouwhileyousleep
#2 it sounds like a challenge
jbilly90
theseekeroftruth
Still, I'd let to find out the "hard way".
ModifieMatthew
I believe #6 is called unbirth.
Cortezdelanoche
Oh God. I... I'm afraid to look it up.
vindik8or
#1 There are instances where I care.
TreasonousCheeto
I have a super high drive. Was with a girl with an even higher one. Like, had to use vitamin E oil on my raw d**k high. It was humbling.
imgishallbe
All in!!!
ImUglyIRL
That last one.
hiimmat
Ha! Had a female patient that had to wear one; it started getting tighter... pregnant.
BeerBatteredandBold
Mostly
SilverNoseHair
yeah, it looks nice... but how do you plan to actually do anything? her legs are in the way!
TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsTheBabyAteMyDingo
It's literally someones fetish, it's from a fetish page.
PewPewPotatoHunter
Improvise. Adapt. Overcome
ImUglyIRL
Thirst finds a way
SilverNoseHair
thirst needs to a foot longer than me and prehensile
NotSoSmartAlek
inb4 Tapir
djsdkdjsk
I thought that was normal?
austinwizardforhire
Damn, the heart shape on #1 is PERFECT!
Ravenuser
I suspect Photoshop, it's too perfect...
austinwizardforhire
You're killing my dream here..
Ravenuser
You think I like it? That ass could bring world peace! I want it to be real!
VelociTrapLord
Ines Helene
Rodeodoc
Why doesn't the guy who invented yoga pants have a Nobel Peace Prize yet?
Surely
Because yoga pants are the bomb!
SomeDetroitGuy
#2 - I don't want a lot of sex. I just want sex 3-4 times a week and my partner to initiate it about half the time.
maximuffin2
Is there an implication involved in this?
zomgihaveanacctnow
That's alot of sex
DogInBoots
This!!
ruferto
i like it twice a day. doesnt have to be fucking all the time, sometimes just fooling around works
neospor1n
I thought I wanted her to initiate more, but I found it difficult to get in the mood on a reactionary basis
Firesealb99
"I don't want a lot of sex". "I just want sex 3-4 times a week" LOL
BlocksToThis
Amen
Widgetboy
That sounds very reasonable.
theboned1
PREACH!
thoushaltnotpass
Look who wants the moon here.
DahPrincess
Fucking pig
Diabolikal
Wut
DahPrincess
It was a joke. It was sarcasm. Can't believe more people didn't pick up on it
PleasantPheasantPhucker
My thoughts exactly haha
Picturesofmydogs
This guy gets it.
jbilly90
Well i get tired of trying when i get turned down. But i dont turn him down. Once a week would be ok
amglasgow
Have you communicated this to your partner? Like, with words and numbers, explicitly?
koboshi
Or with trying to kiss him or flirt or just saying that I like him, yeah. Guys in my life just didn’t seem to care about sex.
SomeDetroitGuy
Yes, we talk all the time. Life gets in the way - new puppy, young kids, work, all that stuff. By the end of the day we're exhausted.
Tunisia
Megliosolichemalenonfa
I would have left her
apocalypticat
Wow
nightlurkerindaylight
contractuallyobligatedtoupvoteandmakesupernaturalgifs
Preach girl, I told my guy that if he wanted it he had to come get it. It feels like he doesn’t want me when I have to start every time
Arvandor
I'd happily initiate if I didn't get shot down more than 75% of the time. It's frustrating/disheartening. So usually she has to.
F1nlander
25% is still pretty good. For many it's more like 99%. The resulting eventual "sign-off" is well-documented in many relationship books.
koboshi
I also want to feel desired but if I don’t start guys never do and even if I do it doesn’t happen. I’m too ugly or what...
BullfrogStormcroak
Stalked posts, saw selfie. Not ugly at all. Holy shit would I initiate. You need to tell your man straight up to get to fuckin.
koboshi
If I had him I’d tell him, no one (except one married guy but I’m not into that) was interested in me ever or if he seemed to be he didn’t
koboshi
initiate, and when I did it still didn’t happen. If I’m not ugly then I must have shitty personality, right?
flonstin
But he said he's a hetero male
contractuallyobligatedtoupvoteandmakesupernaturalgifs
Apologies, girl and girlfriend are gender neutral terms for me haha
My2Spence
Here we go gents. Listen carefully. Intimacy = Sex. Give her intimacy. Regularly. Without strings. You'll get everything you want...and more
SomeDetroitGuy
Not always - We snuggle, hug, send sweet IMs/texts, have chaste kisses throughout the day. Sometimes people just have different sex drives.
theeconomistnonotthatone
Explanations exist; they have existed for all time; there is always a well-known solution to every human problem - neat, plausible, & wrong.
theeconomistnonotthatone
- H.L. Mencken
My2Spence
'You in a long term relationship? Thats what I though.' - A.Einstein.
theeconomistnonotthatone
I've been with my partner for just shy of 8 years. The point is your explanation is glib & presented as a cure-all, it's not. Intimacy is1/2
watfordlad
Get married and make that 3-4 times a year that you beg for all the time
s8whiskey
I don't get it. Married 8 years, in my 30s. Avergae 2-3 times a day, less than twice and it feels off. Never understood married=nosex
benwyrosdick
Did you misspell week?
ruferto
completely destroy your spouse the next time and then never ask again
DrWolvesbane
No. i decline your offer.
SaraSlaughter
Oh eff that. 43 year old female here and I want it at LEAST every other day. Less, and I start to feel fat and undesirable. Nope nope nope.
bingotown
Sup.
SaraSlaughter
Lol... yeah dealing with a partner nearing 50 and his sexual energy is diminishing.. it’s gonna be a real problem :/
bingotown
I'm nearing 50 and can't wait for my sexual energy to diminish. My wife's is at zero so maybe it'll be nice to get closer to that. :/
Dionysus187
I had to stop giving women shit for this after I learned I want more sex than most people. Often a relationship strain for several reasons
Dionysus187
First they seem in to it. Then the bluff gets called. I give them first shot before I rub it out then it splits off to several other forks
Dionysus187
1. they think I am being 'mean' by asking, them refusing and then handling it. 2.they think 'porn is cheating' so i just dont use it
Dionysus187
then it gets heart wrenching. Two thought I was 'handling it' because they weren't 'good enough' when we did do it...
Dionysus187
The worst one was she DID go for it every time, but turns out she was putting a huge effort into acting and forcing herself to do it....
cantthinkofaclevernameatm
Wait wait. The women CAN initiate sex?
koboshi
I know I do but maybe I’m not attractive enough, guys always behave like they don’t know what’s my point.
DarkUranium
As a guy, I can tell you we're oblivious as fuck.
koboshi
Then don’t, lol, it’s discouraging not to know if you just don’t understand that a girl likes you or if you nonverbally tell her to fuck off
Zokalwe
You do realize we have the same problem 100% of the time but we still have to go through?
Zokalwe
We're not. Given what we have to work with, we're pretty damn good.
koboshi
I want sex more often than once per seven years and I don’t want to be the desperate one asking.
gravyandfries
I’m not bashing you here but possibly you should workout, get flowers etc? Uh uh... it’s kinda the guys job tho in societies eyes.
Invada
Or get out.
Ryannihilation
It fucking shouldn't be. And society isn't the one in your relationship, it's you and your partner.
MobileMagnolia
Maybe the normal partner wants normal romance... Because hetero is the norm not matter how you spin it...
Ryannihilation
being in a heterosexual relationship doesnt give either person an excuse to not fucking contribute. There's two people, idgaf abt genitals.
koboshi
I’m not a guy and I exercise quite often, can’t think of any way flowers would help me, maybe flowers in my hair.
Surely
Well, if you're going to San Francisco, then certainly.
koboshi
I usually travel the opposite way but if I do I’ll let you know
TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsTheBabyAteMyDingo
I'd give you a flower if I could.
godskook
Ok, contextual question here: Are you the sort of guy who think it's *ALSO* a woman's job to stay home with the kids?
godskook
Cause those two jobs were set at kinda the same time.
gravyandfries
No not at all, but currently in society i feel like it’s more expected of the man to be romantic
godskook
Well, I suppose that expectation *HAS* unequally carried over....
BarryAllensSole
That initiation part. That's everything. It's such a rarity in my life. (hetero male here)
TheWoodpeckerSighed
Sometimes I wish I was gay so I wouldn't have this problem.
Montblanka
women just think they're initiating when they wear something besides sweat pants and touch your arm
SaraSlaughter
Peh. I WISH my SO would come after me more often. Getting older/diminishing sex drive SUCKS when you’re the girl and he’s floppy.
loctrizzle
Maybe he should see a doctor? Or more bjs? Or both?
SaraSlaughter
Oh honey, going down is the ONLY way it happens and I do that multiple times a week already because I happen to immensely enjoy doing so >>
SaraSlaughter
But in all fairness, I’ve created Easy St for him where he feels like he doesn’t have to make an effort because there I am already.. >>
BenSnow97
More BJs to the doctor won't help
mycoffeeartjourney
I disagree, trust me I'm a doctor.
Invada
Maybe u need to end the relationship, before you waste more of your collective years. I might be a bit coloured by my own experiences. But..
Invada
.. it worked for me. Didn't come to the point of non arousal though.
SaraSlaughter
It’s not a dealbreaker for me because he doesn’t avoid it at all, just waits for me to initiate 100% of the time. >>>
Fastrayd
If the treads on your shoes are fine, the soles are fine and you're really just missing one of the laces, definitely throw the shoes out.
Invada
You do you. Sounded unfixable to me. But I neglected to mention, that one should always attempt to address the cause of a flaccid penis..
SaraSlaughter
Agreed. Not a dealbreaker but sometimes just a significant annoyance that requires some tiny bitching on my part as a polite reminder ;)