Apr 8, 2018 11:52 PM
wazscience
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Oseirus
Never wanted to kill myself but damn what I wouldn't give for a life where I'm not a completely useless loser.
bobtheaxolotl
Having caught an awful stomach bug that's turned me into a vomit fountain, today's seeming like a better bet than average.
wtfamIdoinghere000
I don't know you, but you fucken rock! -me, so don't do anything anything lame
ilikeyourpics
Rats, there go my plans tonight. Looks like it back to The Office!
JediDavid
v
C141Clay
I thought it was a sign TO kill myself. Man anm I embarrassed, and sleepy. and woozy. someanny pils
yellowturtle01
haha this means nothing
XAMANDER
Well, i wasn't thinking about it but now that you mention it life is pretty shitty.
MegasaurusWrex
Thanks
SalaciousSquid
thank you
Isuckedalotofpenisforthisname
Wow I love your fake sympathy
Bwentos
bsArtst
I was looking for a sign to kill myself. Could this be it?
FremenDar007
Okay.
Arguile
Same.
TheHandOfAsh
princessboombox
Tonight was actually not one of those nights. But if you could keep posting this...
alfmeister6227
Keep strong. Trust me, there are people that care, not just tonight, tomorrow night, but all the nights to come.
JapAnus
I didn't read the "not" at first,
Lyziechu
I couldn't help but laugh at this.
PullTheLeverCronk
Me either I was like damn edgy
AltHorrorPunk
I’ve been pretty fucking close to killing myself, this doesn’t help any. It can, in fact, make it worse. Effort is appreciated of course.
FrankiesGirl
So tomorrow then. Got it.
FuckYourCats
If you're looking for a sign not to kill yourself, you probably weren't going to anyway ...
degenerateloser
this is the sad truth
LizardEnterprises
I was actually looking for a sign to let the dogs go out and cut up a mango. I'm gona assume this was also that sign.
Shewy92
I didn't read the not and was like "OK then"
justacityboi
Speed reading that was a mistake.
ThatOneKid42
I was pretty confused as to what I was missing until I started reading comments.
Burdturgler
JustAReallyConfusedDuck
I don't really want to think about it
Cheomesh
Why would you do this to me.
BardockTheRebel
That cheese at least has a woman....
UnremarkablyInteresting
Actually...that's a cheese single.
dangerousDoc
THAT'S A WOMAN!?!??!??!??
FriskyDolphin
The only one you'll ever score with! I'm so sorry you set that up way to easy.
YogSoth0th
Oh look. Motivational shit that doesn't actually do anything to help people in crisis (I would know), but gathers plenty of upvotes.
You can’t speak for everyone. You can’t know if this is useless or if it actually helped someone.
0TheFirehawk0
Well it helped one person at least...
Inetguy072
Dramaqueen-alert
TheGinge2010
mcd0g
MajorasFall
This should reach front page
5knotcans
Do you have anything in neon?
[deleted]
youaresoverywrong
frmendoza
JollyRogarrgh
Possibly one with more pixels as well?
bruudwin
whoa, weird timing. listening to a song 'Neon Truth' atm. by Various Cruelties
temujin9
pushingchildrenintotraffic
My immediate thought. "What a terrible sign, it isn't even in neon. Where's the class, the regalia, the allure."
IBuiltAFreakingArk
as neon as I can get it
niakaki
My friend is embarrassing. He doesn't get it. Can someone help him?
ChaotikWolfi
Reese's puffs + https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE%21%21%21%21
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
FUCK YOU JIM
SublimeHysteria
Wow, laughed harder at this than I should have.
IslanderDI
Why is this so funny, I'm crying.
ImpossiblePopsicleObstacle
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
chocoooouuuuh
There was a time this little things helped me, now its bullshit, like everything else
Earlkay
Just because this is a shit sign doesn’t mean there’s someone out there that wouldn’t be devastated, reach out. Please.
jeandolly
Life is beautiful. I sincerely hope you'll be able to see this once again.
brookers
I'm with ya dude. Everything is pretty bullshit.
RichardDragaLong
Honestly everything is bullshit and meaningless, unless you give it a meaning. Every time I slide into that place, I think “I’m here (1/2)
To do me.” My Psychiatrist referred me to a C-B specialist; I can tell you, this part of depression really can be overcome mentally (2/2)
scarscantstopme
Message me if you'd like to talk. Might not help either but worth a try. I know strangers here have helped me plenty
Vamotik
Been where you’re at now before and it’s not a good place. Feel free to reach out to me if you decide you need someone to talk to.
Pieala
I'm 66 and I've been there a lot (major depressive disorder). The bottom line is 'this too shall pass.' It will. You just hang on tight.
AquaHair
Major depressive disorder here too. How have you made it to 66? I can't imagine living the rest of my life this way.
When I was about mid-30s, I decided I was sick of wondering if today was the right day for suicide. So, I made a rule: no suicide until 1/?
2/? No suicide until I was 50. I felt it only right to give life a chance--a half century seemed fair, and then after that...fine. 2/?
dontfuqtheworldupohwaityoudid
This.
WheelieMachine
Same here.
Surejustnotpositive
I wish I could be happy.
ArdentSlacker
It's trite, sure. But, uh... stop trying to fix a brain problem with "willpower", maybe. I almost died before I got help that helped. 1+
2/2 I still hurt, but I suffer less. Most of each day is pretty doable now. Worth plowing through a lot of bullshit to reach.
digitalranger
Yeah I don't think that's going to help.
Gluseph
It's not a very personal sign is it
YouMakeMeSwoon
It applies to all who need
JPDG13
It most certainly can.
GuardstheGrey
Can confirm. I was massively suicidial. Had I seen this, I would have disregarded. This coming from a dude that has since come to love life.
stardemon
I agree somewhat as I don't think it would ever help me either but for others I've heard the "stupidest" little thing has made a difference.
It was lithium for me haha. Little pills, big impact. Good luck in your revovery. The fight is worth it.
ThisIsHowIDie
May not help you, but as someone who still struggles daily? Sometimes the meds aren't enough by themselves and little bits like this do help
Jazmynejayy
Don’t know why you’re being down voted. This is true. Sometimes the meds aren’t enough. It only takes on act of kindness to save a life.
Some people just want to be mad. I didn't post that for upvotes. I posted it to let people know it's okay to get that bump they may need.
It can for some people. I was suicidal 6 years ago, so I understand the struggle. Just trying to help others anyway I can.
Anything to acknowledge another's pain and let them know they aren't alone . Good work!
I had no one, so I don't want others to be alone either.
Royalbengaltiger
JackBurtonME
Yeah this hasn't changed my mind one bit.. in fact it's sped things up
But then who would drive the porkchop express around? C'mon Mr Burton
GeraltsUnpaidIntern
Hope you're not serious. You're welcome to dm me if you want someone to talk to - granted, I fucking suck at talking
Heh. Don't want to bring you down with me
More likely, I'd just be no help because I'm clueless at that kind of shit
Solracii
I plan it out every day, it fucking sucks to feel this way all the time.
Right? I'm just too chicken
Yes! I feel the urge nagging me in my head daily. But I just can’t do it cuz I’m chicken.
26 years and counting.. the good people of the internet assure me things will get better
Whatever you're planning, don't fucking do it. It's not worth it. If you fail, everyone knows and it gets worse, if you succeed you hurt
dec9675
You cannot go through life without hurting its impossible main thing is to get over that hurt and become better
It's not hurting. It's the ultimate realization that nothing matters anyway
Everybody who ever had kind thoughts towards you. It's not worth it. Get help, it gets better. It has for me.
Froggycity
I’m like 90% sure he was joking lol
PoppinLochNessHopster
...so my motivation is that people who know me might find out? ..cool
gitarookefka
I really hate that reply. Some people just want to die, stay out of our lives. You can't and WILL NOT help me so what I do is my business.
Reviire
See, you're looking at it from the perspective of someone who thinks they have nothing. If you were to get out of your situation, you'd see
that you were wrong. I've been through it, i used to be in a terrible situation. But things have got a lot better, and i see why i was wrong
I love that people downvoted me too, like "you found a way around our point whore platitude? impossbru!"
Let them downvote you. That's humans. This is exactly what they do. "Ohh don't do it <3. but don't disagree with me or i'll be mean to you."
Oseirus
Never wanted to kill myself but damn what I wouldn't give for a life where I'm not a completely useless loser.
bobtheaxolotl
Having caught an awful stomach bug that's turned me into a vomit fountain, today's seeming like a better bet than average.
wtfamIdoinghere000
I don't know you, but you fucken rock! -me, so don't do anything anything lame
ilikeyourpics
Rats, there go my plans tonight. Looks like it back to The Office!
JediDavid
C141Clay
I thought it was a sign TO kill myself. Man anm I embarrassed, and sleepy. and woozy. someanny pils
yellowturtle01
haha this means nothing
XAMANDER
Well, i wasn't thinking about it but now that you mention it life is pretty shitty.
MegasaurusWrex
Thanks
SalaciousSquid
thank you
Isuckedalotofpenisforthisname
Wow I love your fake sympathy
Bwentos
Thanks
bsArtst
I was looking for a sign to kill myself. Could this be it?
FremenDar007
Okay.
Arguile
Same.
TheHandOfAsh
princessboombox
Tonight was actually not one of those nights. But if you could keep posting this...
alfmeister6227
Keep strong. Trust me, there are people that care, not just tonight, tomorrow night, but all the nights to come.
JapAnus
I didn't read the "not" at first,
Lyziechu
I couldn't help but laugh at this.
PullTheLeverCronk
Me either I was like damn edgy
AltHorrorPunk
I’ve been pretty fucking close to killing myself, this doesn’t help any. It can, in fact, make it worse. Effort is appreciated of course.
FrankiesGirl
So tomorrow then. Got it.
FuckYourCats
If you're looking for a sign not to kill yourself, you probably weren't going to anyway ...
degenerateloser
this is the sad truth
LizardEnterprises
I was actually looking for a sign to let the dogs go out and cut up a mango. I'm gona assume this was also that sign.
Shewy92
I didn't read the not and was like "OK then"
justacityboi
Speed reading that was a mistake.
ThatOneKid42
I was pretty confused as to what I was missing until I started reading comments.
Burdturgler
JustAReallyConfusedDuck
I don't really want to think about it
Cheomesh
Why would you do this to me.
BardockTheRebel
That cheese at least has a woman....
UnremarkablyInteresting
Actually...that's a cheese single.
dangerousDoc
THAT'S A WOMAN!?!??!??!??
FriskyDolphin
The only one you'll ever score with! I'm so sorry you set that up way to easy.
YogSoth0th
Oh look. Motivational shit that doesn't actually do anything to help people in crisis (I would know), but gathers plenty of upvotes.
ThatOneKid42
You can’t speak for everyone. You can’t know if this is useless or if it actually helped someone.
0TheFirehawk0
Well it helped one person at least...
Inetguy072
Dramaqueen-alert
TheGinge2010
mcd0g
mcd0g
MajorasFall
This should reach front page
mcd0g
5knotcans
Do you have anything in neon?
[deleted]
[deleted]
youaresoverywrong
frmendoza
JollyRogarrgh
Possibly one with more pixels as well?
bruudwin
whoa, weird timing. listening to a song 'Neon Truth' atm. by Various Cruelties
temujin9
pushingchildrenintotraffic
My immediate thought. "What a terrible sign, it isn't even in neon. Where's the class, the regalia, the allure."
youaresoverywrong
IBuiltAFreakingArk
niakaki
My friend is embarrassing. He doesn't get it. Can someone help him?
ChaotikWolfi
Reese's puffs + https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE%21%21%21%21
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
FUCK YOU JIM
SublimeHysteria
Wow, laughed harder at this than I should have.
IslanderDI
Why is this so funny, I'm crying.
ImpossiblePopsicleObstacle
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
chocoooouuuuh
There was a time this little things helped me, now its bullshit, like everything else
Earlkay
Just because this is a shit sign doesn’t mean there’s someone out there that wouldn’t be devastated, reach out. Please.
jeandolly
Life is beautiful. I sincerely hope you'll be able to see this once again.
brookers
I'm with ya dude. Everything is pretty bullshit.
RichardDragaLong
Honestly everything is bullshit and meaningless, unless you give it a meaning. Every time I slide into that place, I think “I’m here (1/2)
RichardDragaLong
To do me.” My Psychiatrist referred me to a C-B specialist; I can tell you, this part of depression really can be overcome mentally (2/2)
scarscantstopme
Message me if you'd like to talk. Might not help either but worth a try. I know strangers here have helped me plenty
Vamotik
Been where you’re at now before and it’s not a good place. Feel free to reach out to me if you decide you need someone to talk to.
Pieala
I'm 66 and I've been there a lot (major depressive disorder). The bottom line is 'this too shall pass.' It will. You just hang on tight.
AquaHair
Major depressive disorder here too. How have you made it to 66? I can't imagine living the rest of my life this way.
Pieala
When I was about mid-30s, I decided I was sick of wondering if today was the right day for suicide. So, I made a rule: no suicide until 1/?
Pieala
2/? No suicide until I was 50. I felt it only right to give life a chance--a half century seemed fair, and then after that...fine. 2/?
dontfuqtheworldupohwaityoudid
This.
WheelieMachine
Same here.
Surejustnotpositive
I wish I could be happy.
ArdentSlacker
It's trite, sure. But, uh... stop trying to fix a brain problem with "willpower", maybe. I almost died before I got help that helped. 1+
ArdentSlacker
2/2 I still hurt, but I suffer less. Most of each day is pretty doable now. Worth plowing through a lot of bullshit to reach.
digitalranger
Yeah I don't think that's going to help.
Gluseph
It's not a very personal sign is it
YouMakeMeSwoon
It applies to all who need
JPDG13
It most certainly can.
GuardstheGrey
Can confirm. I was massively suicidial. Had I seen this, I would have disregarded. This coming from a dude that has since come to love life.
stardemon
I agree somewhat as I don't think it would ever help me either but for others I've heard the "stupidest" little thing has made a difference.
GuardstheGrey
It was lithium for me haha. Little pills, big impact. Good luck in your revovery. The fight is worth it.
ThisIsHowIDie
May not help you, but as someone who still struggles daily? Sometimes the meds aren't enough by themselves and little bits like this do help
Jazmynejayy
Don’t know why you’re being down voted. This is true. Sometimes the meds aren’t enough. It only takes on act of kindness to save a life.
ThisIsHowIDie
Some people just want to be mad. I didn't post that for upvotes. I posted it to let people know it's okay to get that bump they may need.
wazscience
It can for some people. I was suicidal 6 years ago, so I understand the struggle. Just trying to help others anyway I can.
YouMakeMeSwoon
Anything to acknowledge another's pain and let them know they aren't alone . Good work!
wazscience
I had no one, so I don't want others to be alone either.
Royalbengaltiger
YouMakeMeSwoon
JackBurtonME
Yeah this hasn't changed my mind one bit.. in fact it's sped things up
MajorasFall
But then who would drive the porkchop express around? C'mon Mr Burton
GeraltsUnpaidIntern
Hope you're not serious. You're welcome to dm me if you want someone to talk to - granted, I fucking suck at talking
JackBurtonME
Heh. Don't want to bring you down with me
GeraltsUnpaidIntern
More likely, I'd just be no help because I'm clueless at that kind of shit
Solracii
I plan it out every day, it fucking sucks to feel this way all the time.
JackBurtonME
Right? I'm just too chicken
Jazmynejayy
Yes! I feel the urge nagging me in my head daily. But I just can’t do it cuz I’m chicken.
JackBurtonME
26 years and counting.. the good people of the internet assure me things will get better
IBuiltAFreakingArk
Whatever you're planning, don't fucking do it. It's not worth it. If you fail, everyone knows and it gets worse, if you succeed you hurt
dec9675
You cannot go through life without hurting its impossible main thing is to get over that hurt and become better
JackBurtonME
It's not hurting. It's the ultimate realization that nothing matters anyway
IBuiltAFreakingArk
Everybody who ever had kind thoughts towards you. It's not worth it. Get help, it gets better. It has for me.
Froggycity
I’m like 90% sure he was joking lol
PoppinLochNessHopster
...so my motivation is that people who know me might find out? ..cool
gitarookefka
I really hate that reply. Some people just want to die, stay out of our lives. You can't and WILL NOT help me so what I do is my business.
Reviire
See, you're looking at it from the perspective of someone who thinks they have nothing. If you were to get out of your situation, you'd see
Reviire
that you were wrong. I've been through it, i used to be in a terrible situation. But things have got a lot better, and i see why i was wrong
PoppinLochNessHopster
I love that people downvoted me too, like "you found a way around our point whore platitude? impossbru!"
gitarookefka
Let them downvote you. That's humans. This is exactly what they do. "Ohh don't do it <3. but don't disagree with me or i'll be mean to you."