Apr 12, 2020 5:19 PM
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lexy0129
Love it
HmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmH
all these deliveries claiming their touch free...... but who handles them before anyway.... just a thought. #essential
USO36
now buy a 75'" tv
thatwoodguy
Bomb disposal squad
Munchman347
Cute, but how did the produce get in the basket?...
LoadedBakedPotatoes
Should have flipped it over and make that person come to you.
JustAGamerDreamin
Holy shit, just rolling out there with a few hundred dollars of unicorn blood.
Hoshizaki78
For business purposes of course.
fridgy4lyfe
All good untill someone runs by and grabs it
iAmKiNg777
About to order a 70" tv
thejudicialsystem
I for one welcome our robot overlords.
Jipijur
v
Zuegma197777
Idk it was a essential store to be open.
Erythrotrichophile
It needs the Indiana Jones theme playing as it treks across the parking lot.
Themark5
I've seen Tremors, you need to get off the ground.
Greymalum
Not the worst idea. I'd take any excuse to drive one.
notwhatyouknow
Revenge of the Nerds 2020: The Techpacolypse
silvrstonslamr
Now bring out my 72in flat screen
fredbloxx
how long b4 someone steals the cart?
geistwindmedia
I got to test this out for the store in work at, shit so much fun. We have a little speaker on it to say shit like "wash your hands" and do
Some verbal shitposting
SirRichfield
Yeah, that's nice and all, but what in Giger'S fever dreams are those things at his feet?
AwildBidoof
the crocs have evolved
NimbleStampcrab
While it's not completely "touch free" it greatly reduces contact between customers and staff. No breathing/ coughing on each other.
JiffyGee
Now do it with a tv!
squirreltactics
L0stellaVortimer
To the deep fryer!
The fact that the bird isn't freaking out makes we wonder how often this happens to it.
watgula9
Best buy I went to they had a guy named Jesus cleaning products before they gave it to cashier.
mikeatike
On Easter?
wandergeist
He's spending this weekend self-isolating in a cave. He'll be back at work on Tuesday.
xdeadfishx
Jesus gave up his weekend for you!
KalebJackson13
Touch-free is like free electricity, it doesn't exist.
PsiloPsybin
Touch-less.
panamjck
Tell that to my penis :(
AMPM2020
except it's not about touch free it's about not sneezing or coughing near each other.
Demogorgon12
Shooting someone is touch free
Josh4422
Still a good example of social distance
SharkswithFrigginLazerBeams
Lightning is free
TheArne4
Tell that to Nicola Tesla
Slash0mega
much less touch though,
dumbinsults
You've never tried to have sex with your wife, have you?
AnythingMuchShorter
His wife? The touches ARE free. She charges for everything else.
halosk8ingking
Technically since atoms never tough, everything is touch free! I dont get invited to a lot of parties
Frederf
The concept of "touch" describes nothing unless electrostatic proximity means touch so it might as well.
myUsernameWasAlreadyTakenAndIHaveAcceptedMyFate
We define touch as the atoms of two objects interacting, not then literally touching, which may or may not even make sense depending on
What theory you use
dickbutttt
the limit does not exist
dwilson0725
Love me a mean girls reference
Dondarian
It's also a math a reference; which is a two-fer; which is a 30 Rock reference. Which makes a Tina Fey triple reference.
Dracalia
Probably means that the employees are protected this way as they don’t have to touch the customers at all.
Liquid404
Show me on this doll where the employee touched you.
XD
darkklad2000
Atoms never touch. You technically never touch anything O_o
barrocoyote
What about during a nuclear explosion
CheesMasterFury
bad touch
mostlyjustheretoupvotefunnycomments
I'm fairly confident the correct response is particles never touch. In a nuclear explosion a lot of them are turned into heat, and at that
Point "touch" kinda loses meaning, but the particles themselves can never occupy the same point in space and cannot ever "touch"
TroegsBeer4life
Who touched it to put it in the basket
PopeyeTheSailor
Our workers wear gloves
LSUguy
SonOfKazar
Fishing rod.
helenfrankannekeller
If the workers aren’t getting sick it’s worth it.They can just throw things in the basket. Shoppers take that chance whn thy go 2 the store.
nclu
I’ll take “minimum wage earners” for $5.15, Alex.
vrflyer
Aaaaaaachoooooo!
taichanie
This is designed to protect the employee. Not the customer. And I think that's how it should be.
MeowWoof
Some guy who wasn't close enough to breath on me?
UnattendedDeviant
The items themselves can hold the active virus for that length of time. I sanitize hands after opening mail.
jaggedcow
But you can wash your hands / the packaging when you get home. You can’t unbreathe the stuff someone coughed on you
MysticalPidgeon
But he breathed on it, then you touched it...
...which is a solvable problem.
barnwolf
Maybe they have mechanical grippers. You didn't think of that did you!
hescottbeats
yeah but who touches the mechanical grippers!
smartisbest
Other mechanical grippers, duhhhh
well shit, ya got me painted into a corner!
lexy0129
Love it
HmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmH
all these deliveries claiming their touch free...... but who handles them before anyway.... just a thought. #essential
USO36
now buy a 75'" tv
thatwoodguy
Bomb disposal squad
Munchman347
Cute, but how did the produce get in the basket?...
LoadedBakedPotatoes
Should have flipped it over and make that person come to you.
JustAGamerDreamin
Holy shit, just rolling out there with a few hundred dollars of unicorn blood.
Hoshizaki78
fridgy4lyfe
All good untill someone runs by and grabs it
iAmKiNg777
About to order a 70" tv
thejudicialsystem
I for one welcome our robot overlords.
Jipijur
Zuegma197777
Idk it was a essential store to be open.
Erythrotrichophile
It needs the Indiana Jones theme playing as it treks across the parking lot.
Themark5
I've seen Tremors, you need to get off the ground.
Greymalum
Not the worst idea. I'd take any excuse to drive one.
notwhatyouknow
Revenge of the Nerds 2020: The Techpacolypse
silvrstonslamr
Now bring out my 72in flat screen
fredbloxx
how long b4 someone steals the cart?
geistwindmedia
I got to test this out for the store in work at, shit so much fun. We have a little speaker on it to say shit like "wash your hands" and do
geistwindmedia
Some verbal shitposting
SirRichfield
Yeah, that's nice and all, but what in Giger'S fever dreams are those things at his feet?
AwildBidoof
the crocs have evolved
NimbleStampcrab
While it's not completely "touch free" it greatly reduces contact between customers and staff. No breathing/ coughing on each other.
JiffyGee
Now do it with a tv!
squirreltactics
L0stellaVortimer
To the deep fryer!
NimbleStampcrab
The fact that the bird isn't freaking out makes we wonder how often this happens to it.
watgula9
Best buy I went to they had a guy named Jesus cleaning products before they gave it to cashier.
mikeatike
On Easter?
wandergeist
He's spending this weekend self-isolating in a cave. He'll be back at work on Tuesday.
xdeadfishx
Jesus gave up his weekend for you!
wandergeist
KalebJackson13
Touch-free is like free electricity, it doesn't exist.
PsiloPsybin
Touch-less.
panamjck
Tell that to my penis :(
AMPM2020
except it's not about touch free it's about not sneezing or coughing near each other.
Demogorgon12
Shooting someone is touch free
Josh4422
Still a good example of social distance
SharkswithFrigginLazerBeams
Lightning is free
TheArne4
Tell that to Nicola Tesla
Slash0mega
much less touch though,
dumbinsults
You've never tried to have sex with your wife, have you?
AnythingMuchShorter
His wife? The touches ARE free. She charges for everything else.
halosk8ingking
Technically since atoms never tough, everything is touch free! I dont get invited to a lot of parties
Frederf
The concept of "touch" describes nothing unless electrostatic proximity means touch so it might as well.
myUsernameWasAlreadyTakenAndIHaveAcceptedMyFate
We define touch as the atoms of two objects interacting, not then literally touching, which may or may not even make sense depending on
myUsernameWasAlreadyTakenAndIHaveAcceptedMyFate
What theory you use
dickbutttt
the limit does not exist
dwilson0725
Love me a mean girls reference
Dondarian
It's also a math a reference; which is a two-fer; which is a 30 Rock reference. Which makes a Tina Fey triple reference.
Dracalia
Probably means that the employees are protected this way as they don’t have to touch the customers at all.
Liquid404
Show me on this doll where the employee touched you.
Dracalia
XD
darkklad2000
Atoms never touch. You technically never touch anything O_o
barrocoyote
What about during a nuclear explosion
CheesMasterFury
bad touch
mostlyjustheretoupvotefunnycomments
I'm fairly confident the correct response is particles never touch. In a nuclear explosion a lot of them are turned into heat, and at that
mostlyjustheretoupvotefunnycomments
Point "touch" kinda loses meaning, but the particles themselves can never occupy the same point in space and cannot ever "touch"
TroegsBeer4life
Who touched it to put it in the basket
PopeyeTheSailor
Our workers wear gloves
LSUguy
SonOfKazar
Fishing rod.
helenfrankannekeller
If the workers aren’t getting sick it’s worth it.They can just throw things in the basket. Shoppers take that chance whn thy go 2 the store.
nclu
I’ll take “minimum wage earners” for $5.15, Alex.
vrflyer
Aaaaaaachoooooo!
taichanie
This is designed to protect the employee. Not the customer. And I think that's how it should be.
MeowWoof
Some guy who wasn't close enough to breath on me?
UnattendedDeviant
The items themselves can hold the active virus for that length of time. I sanitize hands after opening mail.
jaggedcow
But you can wash your hands / the packaging when you get home. You can’t unbreathe the stuff someone coughed on you
MysticalPidgeon
But he breathed on it, then you touched it...
MeowWoof
...which is a solvable problem.
barnwolf
Maybe they have mechanical grippers. You didn't think of that did you!
hescottbeats
yeah but who touches the mechanical grippers!
smartisbest
Other mechanical grippers, duhhhh
hescottbeats
well shit, ya got me painted into a corner!