KanyeWesticularCancer
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It’s been a long time since I’ve looked forward to anything
I move in April 30th. I’m happy to hopefully finally move forward with my life.
Edit: uhhhh wow ok. I wasn’t expecting this to make it to most viral. But thank you. If you’re wondering what happened with my roomate, here is the full story. Warning: it’s fucking weird. https://imgur.com/a/Dif2n
GnomeMode
WOW. That roommate & her associates are pieces of shit
ShapesofKindness
Congrats!!! Nothing better than being on your own for the first time!!
Weston99
I remember reading your post. Good job, im proud of you. Your roommate stunk.
Nexxas
Very proud of you! Well done!!
ArthurPhillipDent
Living by yourself is awesome. Im pooping right now with the door open so i can still see netflix via a mirror in my living room
xHeavYx
You don't happen to live by West Queen Anne, do you? Super annoying neighbor is moving out
bambulina
+1 for the new home, & that username! :)
HapaxLegomaniax
So what really happened @OP?
railgap
Having something to look forward to sounds nice, you should def pursue that
art0rz
I got fired once and got a generous severance check. I signed a new contract somewhere else the day before. Old boss was not happy :)
spinkitte
living alone is the greatest thing everrrrrrrrr
OneBardBear
rusrsdude
I remember this story.. good things are happening yay.
Debbywithawhy
It that's all it took to depress you you'd better brace you self for when dad commits suicide and you favorite sister dies of cancer.
ProcrastinateAllDay
Noice
Yesisaidthat
Dont care about your post but +1 for the username
aquamaniam
Good luck on that rent
Unclemuscles09
Make sure you socialize still. Been on my own for few months now and gotta get a pet cuz so bored all the time
astronomyisfun
Start working out, eliminates boredom time and increases odds of getting laid, win win.
MinnesotaPeach
It take a little adjusting, but once you realize your free to go out and do what you want it's nice. It's almost summer get yo butt outside
Pray4Mantis
Live on my own too and totally agree. Get the balance and you’ll never share again.
uptaco
When I got my first solo place back in Jan. the silence was unbearable for about a month. Used to dogs, cats and people.
onecattwocatbigcatsmallcat
my mom lives in a big asian city. She refuses to move to America for this reason. She is used to the noises. She can't bear the silence
Earthwitch22411
Got kicked out apartment for renovations and am still homeless sleeping on ppls couches
Golfnwrx
I am homeless too, plumbing froze, months to fix, live in car cuz I don't have friends.
Janusha
If you struggle with depression, its very common to think everything is gonna be great once you move. But it often follows you.
KanyeWesticularCancer
Which is something I’m grappling with. I know it’ll at least help with a few of my triggers but my medication will be hugely important.
Janusha
Well if you are at a stage where you are actually medicated. Then moving will not make a difference except feel like a new start. --
Janusha
--Until it goes back to feeling normal again. Keep working on yourself with meds.
TheflyPrince
Almost went through the same, offered a friend my spare room and they started telling me the rules. Told them enjoy your mom's place.
TheflyPrince
Their mom's, not yours. No sick burn.
WhyCantIHaveADog
Bad feelings that are a reasonable response to abad situation are not necessarily depression. If you feel better when the situation
onecattwocatbigcatsmallcat
I need to get out of something so I don't feel irritable easily. Some ppl are just toxic
WhyCantIHaveADog
Improves, that’s a healthy sign. It means your brain chemistry is working. Good! And good for you for finding your own place!
NotTheBeees
You are me 3 years ago.
chillpigeon
What does the future hold for @OP?
NotTheBeees
He spends more on rent, but it's totally worth it.
Wemly
Oh my God...time travel is real! I fucking new it!
ObliviousStranger
@OP Your roommate reminds me of my first roommate. She was an old ex, but we were young when we dated. I left my mom's and was looking 1/?
ObliviousStranger
for a place to live and called up my ex because I knew she was wanting to find a place to live also. We were pretty excited and though 2/?
ObliviousStranger
we'd be best friends and looked at apartments together, pretty good stuff.. A month after moving in she completely changed who she was 3/?
ObliviousStranger
and who I though she was. I signed up for internet and she went ape shit on me when I got it installed because she didn't like where it 4/?
ObliviousStranger
was placed. And I didn't want to pay for a reinstallation. She goes towards the modem and tries to tear it out of the wall and move it 5/?
ObliviousStranger
and I didn't want her breaking it so I nudged her out of the way and she slaps me pretty fucking hard across the face and starts 6/?
JasonDoodle
I'm terrified to even think of a roommate who's not at least someone I've known for at least 5 years.
rockfireman
I lived with a guy for 3 and a half years, our first time meeting was me moving into a shared living space that he was already in.
rockfireman
We lived together more out of convenience than anything, but I moved into my own place a year ago.
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JasonDoodle
https://media.giphy.com/media/jQmVFypWInKCc/giphy.gif
AbominableToaster
So far so good!
JasonDoodle
oh well then, woot. I guess I make terrible life choices with the ladies. Kudos
Imwaitingforamuse
And you got a awesome username, so you got that going for ya
PrfctDrk
You have....your OWN apartment? Where do you work to afford one?
KanyeWesticularCancer
Target. Rent is somewhat reasonable in my area. My place is $940 a month.
3001100113
That's some great news bro, when's the party? I promise to try and bring a ficus.
elduderino19
You gonna take care of all those ficuses or just let em sit there and dry up?
JasonDoodle
I'll bring the peace lilly
baileyjustin038
I'll bring some olive oil with stuff floating in it that no one will ever use.
Thetruestpanda
Can I bring a tomato plant instead?
KanyeWesticularCancer
Probably in May. It’s BYOF. Bring your own ficus.
Sauroctonus
FICUS PARTY!
ITalkAboutGoats
Can I bring a succulent instead?
3001100113
Oh shit, I'm in season :)
ZraiTiel
So you require a shrubbery?
TheyCallMeMrPigeonCuzImJustSoCoo
I'll bring a watermelon cocktail, i just learned how to make one.
tiduszecht
YOOOOO!
Senguie
I flippen to the next post saw the water melon
BigAlfie
Guess what the next post is??? Watermelon cocktail! HAVE MY UPVOTE! +1
TurtleExMachina
nashpotato
That was the last post I just looked at. Nice.
DynamicWeight
Remember the video flipped the vodka/rose amounts so you have to flip them back to get it right.
jurassicfantastic
Got any stories about the shitty roommate?
TheresAPartyInMyBedroomALLNightLong
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Waztoes
Roomate was a crazy cat person and didn't approve of his cute puppy memes
darksniper5112
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undercoverpizzalover
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FillMyPrescriptions
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Butteredupbagel
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RobertThatsOutOfMyPerviewMuller
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UsernameN0tFound
Wouldn't let OP touch his drum set
NinjaCongo
*Roomate. OP got into a fight with his mate and got kicked out as that is a violation of Aussie laws.
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beergolem
He was an unreliable sidekick in OP's meth operation and as a result they got entangled with Mexican drug cartels.
KanyeWesticularCancer
/a/Dif2n
QUIBICUS
Roommate wouldn't share the slide. Wouldn't give him any of the mackerel. Said his tux looked bad.
BroccoliBrob
Are....are you a penguin?
QUIBICUS
Valondra
Wouldn't let OP use their toothbrush, bed or food. Declined frequent invites to own house parties. Studied all the time.
z3lfmoord
Sounds like my brother
Biophysics
OP's name is snake. it rhymes with placate.
PresidentJohnFKennedy
OP’s name is Kyle, rhymes with a complete shit pile.
RandomIsotope
OP's name is Reek, it rhymes with sneak.
Cucumbawumba
My roommate was an insane hypocrite. Yelled at me for leaving a couple breadcrumbs on the counter while her room had trash all over includin
Cucumbawumba
2/g dirty diapers and used toilet paper. Didn't allow me to borrow her pots and pans to cook, but didn't allow me to buy my own cuz it would
Cucumbawumba
3/"take up too much room." Refused when I asked to borrow things but would take my stuff all the time saying "we're friends so no big deal"
vulturedoors
Diapers??
Magicflutefreddie
Used toilet paper?
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
You didn’t have a roommate. You had a guy who wanted someone to split the rent.
worldsokayestspeler
Not op but i had a roommate who i found out had been shitting in the shower all the time.
OJT1993
Magicflutefreddie
That's friggin disgusting.
worldsokayestspeler
Yeah it took a lot of willpower to not beat him senseless
TheClayKnight
So wait, was he forcing it down the drain or did he pick it up and throw it in the toilet?
worldsokayestspeler
No idea, just found leftover bits a few times
TheClayKnight
Rexkuando
It saves water and TP.
worldsokayestspeler
No definitely not, he would be in there for about an hour and a half, presumably cleaning up
alwaysdownvotewallpapers
I’m gonna guess it doesn’t save water though
TopPriorty
The ole waffle stomper
lawndartcatcher
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y4f7LL338o
ShutTheFrontDoors
Not op, but I had a roommate who was always late on her rent. One month when she was law, she came home and was like “are you allergic to 1/
ShutTheFrontDoors
That is one of many. I have more. She was the most irresponsible person I knew, but got mad at me for not folding the towel hanging on the1/
ShutTheFrontDoors
Towel hanging thingy. She folded wet towels. . .
whightsars
Nope. That right there is the limit. The reek of mildew will lead me to murder.
concaveUsurper
Did she smell of mold a lot because if not that's amazing.
ShutTheFrontDoors
No,but she washed her towels after like two uses.She was the definition of a cleanfreak but absolutely irresponsible in all other ways.
ShutTheFrontDoors
Dogs?” Turned our she had bought a 500 dollar puppy when she was late on rent and living off of EI payments because she could not handle 2/
ShutTheFrontDoors
Three hours of school three times a week and her retail job at the same time so she quit. I felt so bad for that dog, he was in a crate 3/
ShutTheFrontDoors
Ps: we were NOT allowed animals in our apartment, and she did not even know if I was allergic when she bought him.
ShutTheFrontDoors
So much because she spent most of her time out with friends and/or drinking. She eventually decided “oh this is hard” and sold the puppy.4/4
NeanttnaeN
I would have slapped the shit out of her