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Old Public Service Movie Clip.
Jan 5, 2018 1:03 PM
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CapCap
BondSpaceBond
I believe the date was wrong...isn't it supposed to be 2018...
elchorizochingon
This made my morning,LMFAO
NoGoodNick
Did blue hat run into the wall?
waspy17
He improvised, he got to the door too soon before the woman with kids incoming. Should have been a re-take.
IamRodHull
Recommend reading Daphne Du Maurier's short stories which includes the birds, but also Don't look now
CaptainMCMLVIII
ixonlyxtrollxidiots
What’s the name of this documentary?
xj4low
Doesn't have a name. It's from Tuesday outside Eugene OR.
textilelover
Did the pumps used to be super pressurized or something? Like a firehose? Only reason I can think you wouldn't want someone untrained.
Hound0009
This is brilliant.
theodoubleto
YourSiisters12InchDilly
Oh no! Look at this ass hole! Awesome
mikeatike
"He's fucked."
brownbricks
http://78.media.tumblr.com/2abd3b00ef9c13d7b52128e2f703b8f2/tumblr_mjvplak3ew1qkurq6o1_500.gif
370zSteve
Predicto
Darwinism at work
quin11
What the hell did I just watched?
quin11
The memes have taken away my mind.
fluffywarthog
A scene from "The Birds" with Oregon 2018 meme captions
stoopidz
As an Oregonian, I approve this message.
Kovahjin
This is the stupidest thing I've ever seen.
ouroborus777
I guess you haven't been on the internet for long. Spoiler: It only gets stupider.
Kovahjin
I've been on the internet for almost two decades now. This is some of the highest quality stupid. Right up there with 90's drug PSAs and-
Kovahjin
-people who brag about their thievery on Facebook.
WhenISaySpaceYouSayPants
A Tippi o' the Hedron to you, good sir.
Thethingfromtheshadows
Sure this isn't just footage from Australia during swooping season?
waspy17
Swooping season?
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waspy17
Excellent, thank you.
Eddiey
Why wouldn’t one pump his own gas? This a US thing?
ouroborus777
Parts of US. Places like Oregon have made it illegal to pump your own gas.
Eddiey
Oh wow.. Thanks.
makelthappen
Every time I see this I remember how Alfred Hitchcock ruined Tippi Hedren career because she wouldn't sleep with him
waspy17
Really? Source?
JoonasD6
You'll find plenty sources here: https://www.wikiwand.com/en/Tippi_Hedren/#Troubled_relations
ChrisBurgos1200
This shit is too good
forgetcory
joebuck123
HassanAlSabbah
You know, funnily enough, that is actually a gas station attendant that gets hit in the head and spills gas. It's from "The Birds".
waspy17
Artistic license bro
HassanAlSabbah
Of course :P I'm just pointing out the irony that made me chuckle.
waspy17
No worries :)
madrush
OK ok....I MUST watch this. Source pretty please??
Zoro1985
Alfred Hitchcock The Birds
Yupurineutah
The Birds. "Eight Miles High".
Ckemtp
Bird Alfred's The Hichcock
AnotherSliceOfPizzaPlease
Alfred Hitchcock's - "The Birds"
LemonyVengeance
The Birds.
AtWestEnd
"Bird is the Word" - Alfred Hitchcock
noone369
I think the movie Birds....
shhep
Alfred Hitchbirds' - "The Cock"
ChinDripps
Alfrrd Hitchcock the Birds
madrush
Damn. I'm gonna have to rewatch this. For some reason, I don't recall this scene.
JayRicktor
Couldn't the same thing happen to the service guy pumping the gas..?
Sprinx
They are also required to be trained in Bird Law.
idonthaveauser
No, the nozzle closes when released. The service has a switch to lock the nozzle, but he's trained to unlock it before seagulls attack.
AlizardLickingACheerio
No because they have official training
DoctorBaboon42
How do you need training to operate a fucking gas pump? My 12 year old nephew can do it.
EllisTomago
and a certificate
ISaidSarcastically
Official bird dodging training
imdonewithpickingusernames
Will no one think of the children?!?
MemeStealingSkeleton
WontSomeonePleaseThinkOfTheChildren
Heh.
icanttype
but what if the children think back?
waspy17
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Think_of_the_children
WontSomeonePleaseThinkOfTheChildren
tee hee.
waspy17
HaHa awesome!
roguejuan
But why male models?
NballardPDX
What is this? A gas station for ants?
SchmifSchmurphinWippenFlanYen
MayTheTriforceBeWithU
lajade
ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPUCCINO
SchmifSchmurphinWippenFlanYen
Which sounds fucking disgusting imo.
MysteryMeatSauce
I... I literally just told you
mratio
MoopsLaw
Fun fact: Ben Stiller forgot his line in this scene so just repeated the question over again. Worked out pretty well!
ScotiaWolf
Does anyone know what the original lines were supposed to be?
roguejuan
Heck yeah! I sometimes just randomly say that as well.
nacklemurnig
But why male models?
waspy17
What?
EllisTomago
zoolander
MayTheTriforceBeWithU
It's a quote from the movie Zoolander where this happened:
ThoughtYouSaidSithLord
It was a freak gasoline fighting accident. It could have happened to anyone.
LezgoNecro
Fuel fool fouls with fowl.
Yupurineutah
FBKatB3TAdotcom
Only a fool follows the self fuel rule.
ImHerejustSaiyanThings
Fowl foils fueling for fun
TTRAINTURN
Ice Town costs Ice Clown his town crown
prodmerc
Are those seagulls tho? Cause that's exactly what seagulls would do! Damn flying sacks of shit :D
Yupurineutah
Winged rats.
Yupurineutah
Fucked fire follows.
SomeGuyWhoSaysStuff
Freaky final folly for five fine fools.
TheGhostInAJar
It was award winning.
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umpbumpfizz
You might say it... stole the show
ennaamber
Why does he do this with the award?
Dreadric
ifaponfirstdate
whirrrrkachunk
Finally, a response gif to upvote gifs!
tReasonoustRump
MareBranza
Now reverse it!
o4kill
.
SweetHuman
ChaoticWeird
x
LuffyFett
livingscreamydreamy
Fuck I fucking love me some god damn Alfred fucking hitchcock
xSocksMan
Alfred fucking Hitchcock? That is nasty, keep your dirty fantasies in your head.
livingscreamydreamy
I shall do no such thing. May the world know of Alfred fucking Hitchcock.
xSocksMan
I am scared. Batman’s Butler is pretty old, do you think he can handle it?
AREKEEOO
Yes his movies, but not him. He was disgusting.
IStillGiveOutDickPics
"I never said actors were cattle. I said they should be treated like cattle" - alfred hitchcock
livingscreamydreamy
Was he? Please continue; I’m too lazy to do research on my own
SmolTenk
Allegedly the screams in psycho were created by suddenly switching the water in the showers to near freezing...
Theothercword
Super psychologically manipulative and abusive. Main actress in Birds recalled him making her do endless hours of takes with birds...
Theothercword
...tethered to her in a chair, freaking out and pecking, b/c she had a hardcore phobia of birds. It went on way longer than needed...
livingscreamydreamy
No wonder her acting was severely convincing.
Theothercword
...and that's just one example, apparently there's tons from a lot of his movies.
umpbumpfizz
That’s fucked up. I️ mean, perhaps a lead role in a movie about birds wasn’t the right choice for her, but none the less, fucked up.
Benitoz
He was?
orangecicle
So abusive.
SandwichKnight
More like hit*cock am I right?.. I will se myself out
Benitoz
Damn
Mortywantstobeloved
Que?
Therearetoomanyusernames
*¿Que? FTFY
orangecicle
Majorly abusive.
waspy17
Gasoline $00.33 per gallon! https://imgur.com/0y0kxJ0
tReasonoustRump
$33 for gas? I’d rather walk then pump my own gas
jetah
I remember 79¢
sammyismycat
Yeah, same, but just moved the decimal. ugh!
chiguayante
That's $2.64 per gallon in 2017 dollars.
Yupurineutah
What a time to be alive! Too bad I was too young to drive.
ScrooblyDoobles
$2.68 in today monies. Not bad.
LOLOLOOLOL
Silver dimes and quarters show the price of oil has remained almost flat. It's the value of the dollar that has fallen.
geosynthetic
God bless you know about inflation.
ImAfraidYoureAllPsychosSoIMadeThisAccount
I was looking at some old pics on here, there were gas pumps with no dollar digits, only cents.
imhoots
I'm going to date myself here but the lowest I ever paid for gas was 19 cents a gallon during a price war between two gas stations.
waspy17
Current UK price is £1.20 ($1.63) per LITRE!
GingerBeardsRule
X 4 ish for those used to Freedom Units
waspy17
You win bro :)
Keronin
I'm curious, why did you include two leading zeros?
mikeatike
00Why not?
waspy17
em...not sure, so there is no misunderstanding? The price seems so ludicrously low .
RavioliSkeletoli
aint this a scene from that movie where the birds are all angry
MeatBallSplash
The birds
UncleBuckFutter
It's Kill Bird by Quentin Sparrowntino, you idiots
drdavessardogs
Yes, Birdman from Alcatraz
chromofoam
Yep. To catch a bird. A Classic.
DanOrtega
"Revenge from the spanked chicken" (1964).
TempAgency
The Gas and the Birdeous
VierasMarius
Right, it's from the classic sci-fi movie "The Day the Birds Went Fast."
cr8zymonkey
From the film Birdigo?
governmentgavemeagun
Ah, well-a bird bird bird, bird is the word.
PonehGrrl
Birbocalypse
Rips4w
Birdbrain Pain Train: The Cranening 3: Pray for Rain
shhep
Actually they are all mildly iriate. Last time birds were angry they make themselves nearly extinct.
AllHailTheSpaceDuck
Yup, it's from Birdy McBirdFace
ZeRootOfAllEvil
Thelma & Louise?
DrownedKittensInABurlapSack
I love this joke
FsImgur
Yes, the birds have simply fucking had it.
Timpani
Birb by BirbEast
PleaseStopApplyingTheWordPornToEverythingAndAlsoStopReposting
Birdemic?
Bombast
No, you're thinking of Birdemic, easy mistake to make. This is the one where a town is destroyed by a man attempting to pump his own gas
tReasonoustRump
Bjango Uncaged
CanadianMadCow
Yeah it's called, "The Birdy Nine Steps".
foresthillsbob
tReasonoustRump
WellWellWellLookWhoItIs
Pretty sure it was Bird Window
DensitysChild
Yes, Hitchcock's classic, "Birdnado"
IMayOrMayNotHaveTroubleFindingAndOrChoosingAUsername
6 hours and 28 comments. And not a single one gave the actual straight-up answer. I'm so proud of you people today :'-)
RavioliSkeletoli
dont need it ive seen the movie 8 times im just surprised this happened because i made a teensy joke haha
naranca
The bird who pumped too much?
pistachiomoustache
The birds, the birds! Will no one think of the children?!
markmagoo
Yup. Birdman.
Paoloc0mments
Yeah I think it was called “Dial Psycho for Birds”
SamaelTheVenomOfGod
The collected works of Alfred Hitchcock, the Movie.
Docsin
It's called "Birdemic", you uncultured swine.
Flubna
I've seen birdemic, and this clip is honestly worlds better than birdemic
Bajiir
You ain't kidding! That movie scared me for life!
Haagus
I hate to admit I've seen this movie twice. OMG....
Haagus
No.... I've seen Birdemic twice. The Birds, several times
bearguns
Yes, this is from Hitchcock's masterpiece, "Birdigo".
mratio
I think you meant Robin Hood’s masterpiece,”the Birdcage.”
skeltal
the Birdcage 2: the Uncagening
bearguns
“They’re coming out of their cage...and this time, NO ONE will be doing just fine.”
mratio