Dec 20, 2018 9:47 PM
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cockthistle
Right in the tuna canoe
Johnny5dicks
Clit hit
nonCanadianGoose
Uppercunt
dbald55
Cooz bruise!
SpikeSpiegeil
gash bash
Rayz901
Right in the cock socket
iamyourdensity
Bean Bean
Buddy77
pankypants
Ha, cunt punt
chefmatty
Dismay in the vajayjay
smokinrambo
Flap slap
terriblethunderlizards
I like "clit hit"
Sosickofthisshit
Snatch smash
daltonlmn
Does that make that a smash ball?
ZeroDucksToGive
I volunteer to kiss it and make it feel better
ImUglyIRL
All funny slogans aside, did it even hit her.....?
HawkStreet
Thank you! This 100% seems like more acting than damage. Doesn't look like it even hit her crotch, and barely touched the stomach.
Thruthelag
Poon jab
nailmytestestothewall
This is my favorite
ramshackleackle
Hoofed right in the front butt!
JoeMetallic
Ha! I get the reference.
PersonaAuGratin
SauceWizard
VoidofStatic
v
Slipknotsofast
Baskuntball
ElChicoGrande
Taco Tap!
Germhole
Right in the nuts dude
IveSeenYourButthole
Right in the sea biscuit
AmishGangsta404
Twat swat
NeverCast
Not sure if twot swot
Artemiskahn
Oh I like that one
PopeyeTheSailor
made in paint 2 minutes ago
MidnightAtMandS
IfItDontFitJustForceIt
Clam Slam
BigFatBobbie
Yer name deems you the expert in this area.
Nightmare54
Gash Crash
fartbiscuit
Right in the beef curtains
neurosuspension
I like meat curtains
hobosliveinboxs
POW right in the kisser
TomZarekVP
OtherErinFromTheOffice
What, uh...what was the original thing?
TheChosenOne11
.
Clam slam
whynot2whyyes
Murraylastname
AirborneCheckYourFeet
moist contusions
Icemankilledgoose
This gave me so many news terms for the female crotch shot. TIL something
myfriendthedoppelganger
Taco knocko
ProfessionalDriverOpenCourseDoNotAttempt
Button Mashed
detour512
Right in the front butt...yeesh
BroadFjord
Game ovaries
6QBH
Oyster slam
CaptainThePirate
If you wanna jam.
ninjafartball
Kitty Hitty
orionlpax
great now i have space jam song stuck in my head
DukeOfAnkhMorpork
Flap Slap
funniest shit I ever read, clam slam, hilarical
minotaur5150
she hit her vagina
biblioteker
No, she didn't. The vagina is the cavity into which the penis is inserted. Her mons veneris got whomped and the labia're bruised. Happy now?
I like a guy who gets to the point!
flamfleuder
Blip in the lip
HAVEANOTHERONEOKp
Trump Thump
NightmareDonut
Haymaker in the baby maker
TheAssholeRacist
Snatch smack
MisanthropicAnthropoid
*Snatch Catch
UnattendedDeviant
Rub some dirt on it...ya pussy.
ZSabre
Hey ladies! (Yeah!) Y'all ready to stop? (NO!) Y'all wanna know why? (Why?) Cuz it's a Clam Slam!
user31337
thank you ma'am
sadsquatch
Shakedown in shantytown
impalacrush
This could be a stage name in a game but works well with other thing too
AhhhhComeOn
Twat shot
toxichorsepucky
Cookin my crack in the crock pot
sebastianthelobster
Twat splat
ManufacturedMannequin
Soarus Clitoris
Stmichaelxi
Favorite overall
Same. Thanks, Tosh
DouglasPouchOfHolding
Meat Tenderizer
Phazonismydrug
Smashed bean... damn, I suck at this.!
palitoclavito
Bruised before used
IveGotYourGoat
This is why I Reddit!
ILoveBBQ2MuchIGetTheMeatSweats
Stinky pinky
fatheyzues19
Gonna look like a punched lasagna
qbeezy444
Pussy punch. Did I do that right
pedromascal
Pink bink
Fritztopia
Juice tap.
WarApe
Snapper slapper
joelataupe
Conch punch
HULKSMASHMOUTH
C'mon Jam!
NballardPDX
Clit Hit
Poon roon (Short for roo-een)
Foul ball to the dug out
BurntToast127
Oyster*
TurdMurpson
Wham bam right in the clam
PastelSugarCookies
All of these are amazing.
justme32
Smashed salami
Larkins
she gonna get a fat lip
TheAnswerIsTheMoops
NeonGrid
Is this a limp biscuit reference?
morrisixx
I wanna know who downvoted this
soon
I felt bad while upvoting your comment.
2wingsofwax
Maybe 2.
HeyKidImaComputerStopAllTheDownloading
*lips v
darkav
Mistress0fMayhem
Lol what in the actual fuck
Godislove1980
Marilyn Manson?
PerkeleelekreP
ToastDNA
Barbie!?!? In real life?
ilhares
For some reason, I immediately thought of Alan Rickman.
DominusNox
Because dogma
rdv836
Oh my Fuck!!
Dogma
Hearingwildshit
Fun story. Happened to me! I smashed my junk on the metal edge of a trampoline.... Boom! Puffy vagina.
TheChaosPath
*vulva
ThatJerkYouKnow
ooooof!
notaballoon
What's wrong with that? That doesn't sound like a problem to me
DetectiveSloth
That's a fetish
That's upsetting haha
ShadowBurn
aPositivityMonster
Never heard vagina referred to as junk... it ain’t junk... that shits valuable lol
Not the way I use it!!
entillandersson
Paige?
;D I'll never tell
TittiesMcgeeDaTurd
I like your attitude.
I like that you like my attitude!
Oliv1
Interesting. Keep talking
Ok so like, side table drawer from blue's clues? That's pretty much it. Nature's pocket!
cockthistle
Right in the tuna canoe
Johnny5dicks
Clit hit
nonCanadianGoose
Uppercunt
dbald55
Cooz bruise!
SpikeSpiegeil
gash bash
Rayz901
Right in the cock socket
iamyourdensity
Bean Bean
Buddy77
pankypants
Ha, cunt punt
chefmatty
Dismay in the vajayjay
smokinrambo
Flap slap
terriblethunderlizards
I like "clit hit"
Sosickofthisshit
Snatch smash
daltonlmn
Does that make that a smash ball?
ZeroDucksToGive
I volunteer to kiss it and make it feel better
ImUglyIRL
All funny slogans aside, did it even hit her.....?
HawkStreet
Thank you! This 100% seems like more acting than damage. Doesn't look like it even hit her crotch, and barely touched the stomach.
Thruthelag
Poon jab
nailmytestestothewall
This is my favorite
ramshackleackle
Hoofed right in the front butt!
JoeMetallic
Ha! I get the reference.
PersonaAuGratin
SauceWizard
VoidofStatic
Slipknotsofast
Baskuntball
ElChicoGrande
Taco Tap!
Germhole
Right in the nuts dude
IveSeenYourButthole
Right in the sea biscuit
AmishGangsta404
Twat swat
NeverCast
Not sure if twot swot
Artemiskahn
Oh I like that one
PopeyeTheSailor
MidnightAtMandS
IfItDontFitJustForceIt
Clam Slam
BigFatBobbie
Yer name deems you the expert in this area.
Nightmare54
Gash Crash
fartbiscuit
Right in the beef curtains
neurosuspension
I like meat curtains
hobosliveinboxs
POW right in the kisser
TomZarekVP
OtherErinFromTheOffice
What, uh...what was the original thing?
TheChosenOne11
.
Sosickofthisshit
Clam slam
whynot2whyyes
.
Murraylastname
AirborneCheckYourFeet
moist contusions
Icemankilledgoose
This gave me so many news terms for the female crotch shot. TIL something
myfriendthedoppelganger
Taco knocko
ProfessionalDriverOpenCourseDoNotAttempt
Button Mashed
detour512
Right in the front butt...yeesh
BroadFjord
Game ovaries
6QBH
Oyster slam
CaptainThePirate
If you wanna jam.
ninjafartball
Kitty Hitty
orionlpax
great now i have space jam song stuck in my head
DukeOfAnkhMorpork
Flap Slap
Artemiskahn
funniest shit I ever read, clam slam, hilarical
minotaur5150
she hit her vagina
biblioteker
No, she didn't. The vagina is the cavity into which the penis is inserted. Her mons veneris got whomped and the labia're bruised. Happy now?
BigFatBobbie
I like a guy who gets to the point!
flamfleuder
Blip in the lip
HAVEANOTHERONEOKp
Trump Thump
NightmareDonut
Haymaker in the baby maker
TheAssholeRacist
Snatch smack
MisanthropicAnthropoid
*Snatch Catch
UnattendedDeviant
Rub some dirt on it...ya pussy.
ZSabre
Hey ladies! (Yeah!) Y'all ready to stop? (NO!) Y'all wanna know why? (Why?) Cuz it's a Clam Slam!
user31337
thank you ma'am
sadsquatch
Shakedown in shantytown
impalacrush
This could be a stage name in a game but works well with other thing too
AhhhhComeOn
Twat shot
toxichorsepucky
Cookin my crack in the crock pot
sebastianthelobster
Twat splat
ManufacturedMannequin
Soarus Clitoris
Stmichaelxi
Favorite overall
ManufacturedMannequin
Same. Thanks, Tosh
DouglasPouchOfHolding
Meat Tenderizer
Phazonismydrug
Smashed bean... damn, I suck at this.!
palitoclavito
Bruised before used
IveGotYourGoat
This is why I Reddit!
ILoveBBQ2MuchIGetTheMeatSweats
Stinky pinky
fatheyzues19
Gonna look like a punched lasagna
qbeezy444
Pussy punch. Did I do that right
pedromascal
Pink bink
Fritztopia
Juice tap.
WarApe
Snapper slapper
joelataupe
Conch punch
HULKSMASHMOUTH
C'mon Jam!
NballardPDX
Clit Hit
BigFatBobbie
Poon roon (Short for roo-een)
flamfleuder
Foul ball to the dug out
BurntToast127
Oyster*
TurdMurpson
Wham bam right in the clam
PastelSugarCookies
All of these are amazing.
justme32
flamfleuder
Smashed salami
Larkins
she gonna get a fat lip
TheAnswerIsTheMoops
NeonGrid
Is this a limp biscuit reference?
morrisixx
I wanna know who downvoted this
soon
I felt bad while upvoting your comment.
2wingsofwax
Maybe 2.
HeyKidImaComputerStopAllTheDownloading
*lips
v
darkav
Mistress0fMayhem
Lol what in the actual fuck
Godislove1980
Marilyn Manson?
PerkeleelekreP
ToastDNA
Barbie!?!? In real life?
ilhares
For some reason, I immediately thought of Alan Rickman.
DominusNox
Because dogma
rdv836
Oh my Fuck!!
DominusNox
Dogma
Hearingwildshit
Fun story. Happened to me! I smashed my junk on the metal edge of a trampoline.... Boom! Puffy vagina.
TheChaosPath
*vulva
ThatJerkYouKnow
ooooof!
notaballoon
What's wrong with that? That doesn't sound like a problem to me
DetectiveSloth
That's a fetish
Hearingwildshit
That's upsetting haha
ShadowBurn
aPositivityMonster
Never heard vagina referred to as junk... it ain’t junk... that shits valuable lol
Hearingwildshit
Not the way I use it!!
entillandersson
Paige?
Hearingwildshit
;D I'll never tell
TittiesMcgeeDaTurd
I like your attitude.
Hearingwildshit
I like that you like my attitude!
Oliv1
Interesting. Keep talking
Hearingwildshit
Ok so like, side table drawer from blue's clues? That's pretty much it. Nature's pocket!