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Dec 17, 2016 1:07 PM
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shootmefirst
Its almost like there are a lot of people out there
autofiction
izmi
To be honest, I couldn't give a damn what way the toilet paper goes - as long as I can use it.
Maahes0
In #9 doesn't the formatting look like shit to the other party?
DovahQuinn
Yes, which is probably why the second person asked if he was dumb.
ButtholeIceCreamParlor
Definitely a 10 key person.
Carnot
#9 doesn't work... The sender is always on the right side, so the other person receives all the hearts on the left with spaces on the right.
grimwyrd
I saw this and wondered what type of person suggests 'fisting' over a text message...
Carnot
So the two kinds of people here are 'those that come up with fake text messages for internet points' and 'those that don't'.
GenerallyKenobi
Or he just dumb
ketochris
The California side of the pool causes cancer.
TheGentryGaming
There shouldn't even be water there to begin with
HandsomeJack19
There are two kinds of people: those that take bites out of string cheese, and those that peel a strip off and eat it that way.
MrMacGrath
There are 10 kinds of people in this world, those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who didn't expect a tertiary joke!
secretoaster
GinOClock
Some people cut a wheel of brie into slices and share it. I eat a wheel of brie like it's a hamburger.
drolic
That bracket on the next line can break Javascript;
Irreal
You can trust them, they even end their sentence with a semicolon.
thatsmyfetish69
This is really good!
itcanthurtjusttryit
SomaticSlinky
Relikar
French fry one: they forgot Canadians, we put gravy and cheese on our fries.
VeryMoistTowelettes
Who the fuck eats in the bed? That shit's gross
scoootz
The programming one haha
lcnv
That's why we have style guides. Also, I am just happy to see them commenting their code like civilized programmers.
scoootz
Civilized is such s strong word
SarifRuwood
Oh yes, it speaks to all those who speak the code! No matter their dialect!
Svimbi
I always wonder whether the e-mail one is about people no one sends mail to, or about OCD that forces you to read it all or mark all read
OrionJC
There are two kinds of people in this world: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
Flewthecoop
And those who can
IWillNeverForgiveNoahForPuttingMosquitoesOnTheArc
Also, there are two kinds of people: Those who doesn't have to finish a sentence and those who
Flewthecoop
Have to
The1193
There are 10 kinds of people in this world.
SarifRuwood
Oh you, I knew I'd find you down here ;)
DarkNinja2462
Those who know binary, those who don't, and those who didn't know that was in ternary
ArchiteuthisReDux
Englishmanint
those who know hexadecimal, and F the rest.
MistahWayne
Why can't I be both?!
usernamewastakensoiusedcancernames
what if I like pepsi and coke?
BigDickBayouJesus
You mean to tell me, people actually just take wild uneven bites out of Hershey bars?
thesplashingblumpkins
Nobody else is gonna get a piece so...
eclect0
Fir3will
Yes there are, also with KitKat bars too
FezezAreCool
Bro Hershey's isn't chocolate. It's melted dirt.
becouse
Tastes like vomit
earltea
It all goes to the same place, who cares how you eat it
RipOffTheBandAid
No there are those who eat Hershey and those that eat chocolate.
SizzleSphinx
I tried that once because I was feeling adventurous. I hated it 2/10 would not recommend.
chubbis
I do...
GreenGoblinKrunch
Same...
Visser3
I do as well, same with kit kats
GreenGoblinKrunch
Especially kit kats
DTownFunkyStuff
That is unacceptable they are cut into bit sized rectangles for our enjoyment!
tehtaxidriver
I'm more puzzles how someone could break off one little square without getting the whole row apart first...
Aedrabani
With a small chisel (or mini screwdriver). Not that I have ever committed such madness, that is... I love it.
samsonguy920
Well, call me an Enhanced, then.
sf111
"Lasers"
Kythyria
With a knife (actually, even with a knife it's pretty hard)
Appel99
When programming, easier to read can mean easier to debug.
SarifRuwood
Yup, and faster to read always helps as well
dweadpiewitwobbits
I used to indent the brackets the same as the code. I just found it easier to read especially when nested.
IJustLikeToArgue
1/2 When I used to program, I was terrible at documenting every single procedure or function. I didn't really care if it was harder for
IJustLikeToArgue
2/2 someone else to read them. I knew what they were supposed to do. I was kinda a jerk.
3141592535897932384626433832795078841941693993751058209749445
Who cares if hey want to read our code they can put in the effort.
IWillNeverForgiveNoahForPuttingMosquitoesOnTheArc
Putting effort in writing is better than putting effort in reading. Writing is done by one person, reading is done by several.
IWillNeverForgiveNoahForPuttingMosquitoesOnTheArc
I see you have the same opinion when writing English.
howaboutthatridein
This post has taught me there are countless kinds of people in this world...
frumpster
If you dont put the bracket after the condition you are a MONSTER
Fincozmoz
In C# the intellisense corrects to a new line (or did at least) but for javascript i put on the same line
TheUltimateChimera
That picture made me irrationally angry.
GoCorral
Why not just put all your code on the same line? =P
SaxaphoneWalrus
*Eye twitch*
TomAtans
The bracket is AT THE BEGINNING OF A LINE HOW THE FLIPPITYFLOP ELSE WOULD YOU BE ABLE TO READ THE CODE ?
SwedishBait
SarifRuwood
By using the if statement as an indicator of a new scope, instead of an if statement & a bracket on a new line...
spaizkadett
That is fucking stupid
ILikeTheJiggles
alex5775
Honestly I can read it just as well either way. That being said giving the bracket it's own line looks super nice and organized so I do that
skwh
yes, let me dedicate an entire line to one open bracket
GoCorral
I'd just start my statement on that line in my code.
sleepingCell
Line count is wayyy less important than readability
3141592535897932384626433832795078841941693993751058209749445
Fuck yes I will do that who cares about line count. I should like to be able to read and debug my code.
DAFUQisaLOMMY
Fuck, say it with me, fuck, you're allowed to say fuck on here, you fuckin fuck
darangolb
I say fuck a lot. Personally, I think it is refreshing to see someone say "HOW IN THE FLIPPITYFLOP" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
tehtaxidriver
Two kinds of people... Male and Female
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ArthurBooRadley
Erm... tumblr called. They would like to have a word with you.
Falkorburnstoo
u wot m8
Omegapepper33
dundermifflininity2point0
Don't forget the apache helicopter
nfseskimo
gendered
BenedoodleCumberpoodle
Did you just assume my gender?
hookersdontsnuggle
LeonRoland
I sexually identify as an Apache Longbow gunship, I will have you know.
frankmanhattan
Brothers in brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
MrValid
I identify as a homosexual gender fluid brick and I take offence to this
Lostabarnacos
Pff, well you can be offended, nothing happens. -Steve Hugues
Deadpoolisalwaysrelevant
So, are you a male homosexual gender fluid brick or a female homosexual gender fluid brick? ;-)
Kougeru
I take offense that you spell offense as offence.
MrValid
Autocorrect is to blame for that one
APieceOfFuckingShit
As a previous member of the Percy Jackson fandom, I am obligated to ship all bricks with Jason.
APieceOfFuckingShit
theduesdesxd
I'm offended because you're offended
MetaphysicallyWrinklefree
They forgot the people that just sit toilet paper on the holder
thekcar
You mean it's not just a handy shelf?
TheWhiteRat
I put the roll on the back of the toilet. Holders are for wimps.
dvd587
You mean women?
stinkytarantula
Those aren't people, those are monsters.
MabelandDipperPines
And there is a special place in hell for those people
oohyoureintroublenow
I never knew people did this untill i moved in w my SO and a roommate. BOTH OF THEM DO IT AND IT DRIVES ME INSANE
TheNoblePizzaDragonWhoLivesInYourFridge
I'm pretty sure people who put rolls on backwards have a cat/dog that will unroll the entire thing if they put it on the right way
nopo
Pretty much exactly this. Which is a large part of why I don't even bother with the holder.
TheNoblePizzaDragonWhoLivesInYourFridge
Now if you go in someone's house and it's wrong and there's no pets in sight... either they had a pet as a kid and grew up that way or they
TheNoblePizzaDragonWhoLivesInYourFridge
are gonna kill you
nopo
I'm largely indifferent to how other people arrange it so long as it is with easy reach.
CuteAnimalsForSadSister
We're parents, and it is for quick removal so a 1 year old won't run off and unravel it all while you're pooping with the door open.
TojS
Yes, thank you. I place it on the holder and then move it to the window sill before I leave the restroom
ApexAkolos
You poop with the door open?
MadDucks
You don't have children, do you? If it's not screaming, it's little hands under the door like needy little cats.
Fapnoids
You need to be able to hear those little f*ckers. They don't stop just because you need a shit break.
ApexAkolos
Duct tape fixes everything.
CuteAnimalsForSadSister
There are two kinds of people...those with small children, and those without
nopo
I leave it on the counter just within arms reach.
CuteAnimalsForSadSister
IF YOU ARE THE 10 ALARM PERSON AND YOU SLEEP WITH SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T HAVE TO GET UP WITH YOU, YOU ARE AN INCONSIDERATE TURD!
Wigglebottom
Or if you're the neighbor of said person...
thatlamer
Unless my neighbor would like to give me a courtesy call every day, their thoughts on the matter have negative importance.
userlessname
Neighbour in barracks went on vacation. 0600 daily alarm. door locked, had to flip the breaker every morning for 2 weeks to turn it off
ZachNanamus
I do this, but the others are backups in case the first one doesn't work for some reason. I'm paranoid
skruttet
Relax, you get to continue sleeping after I go, I still have to get up. Let me enjoy my snooze!
radicalmemeboi
Found someone who sleeps with this type of person
definitelynotchris
Are you laying next to me cursing at Mario Run, because you might be my wife?
LiteSwitch
Well they continue to sleep with me and married me so thats their fault. Fuck off you dont know my life
Honeybadger2198
My roommate once set four alarms on a saturday AND THEN DIDN'T GET UP UNTIL 4 PM FUCKING FUCK
IronicUsername
Looking at you, college room mate.
CptnMalReynolds
This actually works really well for my wife and I. She has one alarm that goes off at quarter to 8 so she can leave by quarter to nine, 1/2
CptnMalReynolds
and my hour worth of quarterly alarms starts when she's about to leave, so shes awake already to give me a quick shake if I need it. 2/2
usernamesaredumbanyway
Turd here. I can't help it though. Extremely hard sleeper and it's difficult for me to get up. (Added bonus I snore loudly)
justanotherphd
My So as well. But went to the Doc, turns out there is something called sleep apnoea. Now sleep better with cpab.
E1M1Phobos
My gf does this, 90% of the time I dont even notice her waking up
reverendbonobo
That's why I make my wife sleep on the couch. Wouldn't want to be inconsiderate.
methaiasgrey
But yet she loves me anyways!
methaiasgrey
As do the kids.
trainsrule
I takes me 3, first to wake up enough to give my so hugs, second about half an hour later to get up, third to say I need to leave
iynque
Okay with me. I'll quit my job and you can pay all my bills and buy me ice cream. Thanks!
WayneBruceWayne
I set that many alarms. I usually get up on the first one or before it, but I'm paranoid I'll miss one
TheIronMaiden
I imagine I'm going to luxuriously sleep in, then I get up before the first one goes off.
ExcitingJosh
Set one alarm and put your phone on the other side of the room, that way you have to get up
Virunuss
Thats what you think. My bed is lofted to save space, use alarm on computer across the room, I'll get up, run over, turn it off, go sleep.
ForTheLoveOfTalosShutUpAndLetsGetThisOverWith
Yeah. My bf does this. And doesn't even wake up for them. I have to turn them all off and then wake him up. It's awful.
hannibal1barca
Tell this to me gf....alarms from 7:00 am every day...she gets up at 8:20...whyyyy
Euphio
Well I'm the bread winner, so if he wants to food on the table poor baby has to suffer through a few alarms.
sampanbou
"As the person earning an income I need not be considerate towards my SO"
brookslewis
If the person not earning the income has nothing to do that day it shouldn't be an issue to wake up their SO if the alarm is going off 1/?
brookslewis
And the "breadwinner" isn't waking to the alarm. That way the "breadwinner" gets up and can silence further alarms and their SO can sleep 2/
brookslewis
So its a bit of a win-win 3/3
thestorkasaurus
My GF's roommate did this from 6 to 8 am twice a week. Then, the one time she heard us having sex, she got upset at us being inconsiderate.
JanetJacob
ayuh
ChrisTallant
Sorry.
FezezAreCool
Found the Canadian!
LTCmdrTomDodge
Not sorry
LarryLeidermann
Judging by your username you should be very sorry
PigeonFace
I sleep alone, so I'm also a time everything to the minute with the timer person
PigeonFace
(15 minutes to eat breakfast, 10 to get dressed, the bus app says the bus is here in 30 minutes so 10 minutes before I leave)
overlythinky
My husband does that. He's lucky he's so cute or I would have smothered him with my pillow years ago.
crazymonkeh
Jokes on you, I dont have anyone to sleep with
AnalFistingPornstarLegendJohnnyShitKnuckles
Will you PLEASE explain this to my girlfriend?! I work nights and she works days so it's even worse!
OhPe
Will you PLEASE understand your GF is not you, and might need this in order to wake up and not be fuckin late to shit?
VikingPrincessLaserRaptor
FlashesOfLight
Jesus is always with you. Unless you're the 10 alarm person.
VikingPrincessLaserRaptor
I'm like a 4-5 alarm person
captainVulgar
Not tonight you don't!
OhPe
Well, I'm sure if they are continually sleeping with that person, its obviously not that big of a deal you twit. I don't hear the first few.
GenericImgurianDragon
I only need my phone to vibrate to wake me up. I suppose I'm a light sleeper.
strongbadia7
My husband does this. It drives me insane.
FlatPlutoSociety
This is why I use my Pebble as an alarm. It vibrates enough to wake me up, but it's quiet enough that it doesn't wake the girlfriend.
DvlInsd
Yes, yes I am.
xxtifferyxx
Ugh. Every day.
CarcassCatapaultCombo
My buddy used to do this when hed stay over. Idk why he would have an alarm for 6am on Saturday mornings
dragonflyy69
Duh! Saturday morning cartoons.
CarcassCatapaultCombo
Yes but he would never actually get up for them. So id have to suffer. I used to throw his phone across the room
dragonflyy69
Throwing phone = legit. If tiny kids can get up for their cartoons, lazy ass adults can, too.
TheIronMaiden
It's easier for me to get up at the same time every day.
kermie92
My alarm is so quiet that my boyfriend doesn't notice (or pretends to not notice).
StuckInBetweeen
This is one of the reasons I'm scared to get back into a relationship haha, I need those alarms.
Fairdinkums
Preach. I leave my clothes in the bathroom and have my alarm set real quiet so as soon as it gets me up in the mornings i can sneak out and
Fairdinkums
Get ready for work so my missus can get another half hour or more depending on when i have to get up.
JessicaRabbitWhoCollectsBadHabits
This is very thoughtful of you. Your user name makes sense too
animecrazystyle
Or when you're the type that only needs one alarm and your awake, but your SO needs 10 so you get up 30 to 45 min early every damn day....
peridotite
Yes! If I have to be up at 7 I set my alarm for 7. My bf: 6:30, 6:45, 6:50, 7:00, 7:05 and he snoozes in between.
f00by
Where is the double upvote button.... I feel your pain
PeeonTrotsky
I just roll over at my wife's first alarm and start taking her panties off. She either gets up and shuts off her alarms, 1/2
PeeonTrotsky
2/2 or pretends to be asleep so she doesn't have to... win win. She lazy as fuck so I get a lot of morning booty.
hippy80
Yes I am, but it's the only way I can wake up.
RexMori
But without a loud af alarm I will basically sleep until I die. Even with one it takes me like half an hour to register it
f00by
Have one alarm, set when you actually need to move, my wife drives me nuts with the 4 get ready to wake up alarms. Mine goes, time to move.
HorsesAreLikeWalkingCouchesWithAnxiety
Then prepare for the other person to throw things to wake you up instead.
backstabbr1001
Me too. But I made surfacing my alarm and now my roommate swears at me until I wake up.
somekindafuckingidiot
ask your roommate to get up and push you onto the floor during the first alarm. its better.
IAmTheOneCuttingTheOnions
(2/2) didnt fall off.. I didnt wake up anyways
boxofcrayons
Get a Fitbit (or something similar) with silent alarm, vibrates so only you feel it and wake up. Does wonders
Cac2008
This. Great way to get up for the early turn and not wake up the wife.
slenders
I can keep sleeping when someone is trying to wake me up by violently shaking me. How would that fitbit wake me up?
kraeftig
Doesn't work for me. I'm basically dead while sleeping
StandardDeviant
Or a shock collar with the remote hooked up to an arduino
TheBelleOfTheBrawl
There are two kinds of people...
elwind01
I'm the same way, that's why I got an alarm that vibrates my bed. Haven't had a problem since
jodge14
Please do share a link..I think I need to try that so I don't keep bothering my roommate with excessive amounts of alarms everyday!
ArcaneM37
Fitbits have a slient alarm feature that works really well.
elwind01
Here you go. http://m.jcpenney.com/sonic-alert-radio/prod.jump?ppId=ppr5007179865&country=US¤cy=USD&selectedSKUId=68333540018&selected
jodge14
You're the hero I need, but not the hero that I deserve. Thank you, kind human!
IAmTheOneCuttingTheOnions
I actually have tried connecting earbuds to my phone and sleeping with the earbuds on (with an alarm). Blasted full vol. The earbuds (1/2)
CultofCedar
I tried that. Woke up at 3am with the wire around my neck. Didn't try again, questioned why I thought it would be a good idea to begin with
IAmTheOneCuttingTheOnions
have possibly bad outcomes
IAmTheOneCuttingTheOnions
Well, I dont think it's a bad idea, because it's quieter to others and might be more effective in waking you, but it doesnt mean it doesnt
CultofCedar
Yea I just had my phone at vibrate under my pillow it worked a little better haha