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Jul 20, 2019 9:30 PM
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omnipotentpasta
Did he die of a Tylenol overdose?
Shigbeard
Instead of Nyquill that professor should have tried consulting his bed first. A 12 hour consultation would have done more than the nyquill
ctotheg2
How does eating Cheetos with chopsticks connect with the Spielbergian storyline?
favourmovelcrc4
hey guys i av something that transforms life
Dogium
Not God, he fought the Simulation.
EnigmaticSoul777
Chopsticks for Cheetos! Brilliant!!
PajamaStripes
My poor bf is having this same issue rn. But he says funny shit on Nyquil, so at least I'm having a good time.
TanDumpLord
Picture: unrelated.
DoughnutEarthSociety
Your professor looks like oscar isaac
Slagurth
sqabbit
That drive home must have been interesting
MillennialsRuinEverything
I call it the green fairy
SmilinSloth
Wheres the anti vaxxer joke?
SemperFiZero
I eat cheetos w/chopsticks too. Helped when gaming & not ruining the buttons. My gfs dad was super impressed at how good I am using them.
theogreofpcp
SemperFiZero
Gf is Asian.
Tranced42
I’m Asian and I don’t think I could eat Cheetos with chopsticks
RationalViking
What is NyQuil? I know it makes you sleep, but what drug is it?
Xedi22
The antihistamine makes you sleep, the Dextromethorphan makes you trip, and the Tylenol kills you. (At high doses.)
NightlyReaper
NyQuil has three active ingredients: acetaminophen (a pain reliever/fever reducer), dextromethorphan HBr (a cough suppressant) and...
NightlyReaper
... doxylamine succinate (an antihistamine). AND alcohol: It's about 10% alcohol. PROTIP: Mix NyQuil & Jameson for the old "Irish Lullabye"!
NightlyReaper
Disclaimer: Nightlyreaper not responsible if you don't wake up, but it would make my username frightfully appropriate. BOTTOMS UP!
iReallyDontGetIt
Are you Oscar Isaac?
mohammed89
Why should he eat so?
GodEmperor0fMankind
I had a prof cancel class once because he donated blood and almost passed out (he'd been donating for over 30 years and never had that kind
GodEmperor0fMankind
of reaction before) and once because he straight up forgot he had a class to teach.
folkscallmehi
Poe?
smoove6801
Oh how I understand how the professor felt
frood42
The only way to Cheeto.
austenbronte
I have a STACK of chopsticks for exactly this. Plus it helps after I add lemon juice and Valentina hot sauce on them. Delicious.
frood42
Interesting addition...
shinagami091
How have I never heard of this before???
frood42
Welcome to the rest of your life!
cosmicbovine
https://imgur.com/aANJD2A
BjornFjord
I get weird looks every time do this, but I hate Cheeto fingers. Chopsticks are the right way to go with Cheetos.
frood42
https://imgur.com/40D0530
Drewtendo64
You should thank Gia and Tim from Kinda Funny for making it popular
frood42
Should I?
tehWolffz0r
Never heard of them but this is how we eat Cheetos in Hawaii.
thedoorman42
Right?! I have spare chop sticks for this very reason.
frood42
I eat many snacks that way.
TurboPuns21
Pizza rolls w/ chop sticks are a favorite of mine
frood42
Boss level!
r8009
Tenure does things to people.
ihatedhipstersbeforeitwascool
so does being adjunct. source: i’m an adjunct.
Noob3rts
My Tenure Sociology Prof heard kids outside screaming (D Care) which was interrupting his lecture, so he mimicked shooting and grenading em
barnwolf
Maybe it's a contract thing. Better to teach 15 minutes and then leave than to not show up at all.
Revnis
Tenure would have him just cancel class.
Dominator497
So then I might argue he would only did what he did in pursuit of tenure in the future. Therefore, tenure was still the cause.
NearEastMugwump
Desperately wanting clear sinuses does too.
blissblush
He'd seen too much in too many mandatory faculty enrichment seminars. No amount of post-doc work would help him to ever forget...
Anapollosun
Question. Why is this post attached to a photo of Poe Dameron eating cheetos with chopsticks?
iwishjtmoneywasstillavailableitsmyoldvideogamemoniker
He's the professor now.
StopStealingMyBlankets
My thoughts exactly
twfeline
Too bad they've changed the formula for NyQuill. It isn't worth crap anymore.
austenbronte
I know! That stuff used to work fast and with exact dosage, but now you need half a bottle just to feel mildly better.
SquanchSanchez
Dimetapp. Cheaper, sinus clearing high.
futonrevolutionary
Now that folks have moved on to Heroin, it's a lot easier to get pseudoephedrine. There's no more better decongestant.
TheKnightOfThirteen
Butter chicken from a legit Indian place and order it as spicy as they will make it. No drug will open your sinuses faster. Or your colon.
counterintel
Do you have a sinus clearing alternative that does not include an imploded rectum?
kreigmonch
Tear gas works wonders. Was congested as hell in basic until we hit the gas chamber. Few minutes of that and you'll be clearer than ever
lovehandlesmessiah
I literally made a chicken curry for a LAN party that only me and my bud could tolerate. Cried all night but breathed perfectly.
jiynxed
Slip your waiter a couple 20s and he'll keep bringing you plates as you sit on the toilet blasting what you just ate out
Icefyer
And your internal organs slowly liquefying in the process...
Xedi22
Spicy food settles my stomach. And is it really hot coming out other end for folks? I’ve never experienced and almost feel like it’s myth?
Xedi22
Or maybe different people break down capcasin (sp?) more or less?
constantlybannedfornonsensereduxpart2
The advantage of Nyquil is that you won't shit yourself everytime you take a step.
schnager
Brave man trying to walk anywhere after that meal. . .
Sasurau
And your asshole won't feel like Satan took his red hit rod to it.
TheTeeminSteaminScreaminMemeinSemenCreaminDemon
Nor does any medicine ever made taste as good.
TheKnightOfThirteen
Absolutely. One of my favorite meals.
commentsivehadafew
NyQuill: see the rainbow
hockeyham
Because you can't sneeze if you're unconscious...
CubicZ22
helloboysitsdrvenkman
Arkayb33
Fun fact, he'd see the rainbow because of liver failure which would happen if you drank nyquil like coffee. It has tons of medication in it
Xedi22
Indeed. If you want that you go for DXM only. (I have a genetic issue and a single legal dose makes me trip. Sucked actually, as a kid.)
Xedi22
...as I had no idea until I did a deep genetic analysis. I thought I was just “sensitive to chemicals”. But I did avoid drugs, so cool.
freshpickeddaisy
can....can we mix it with skittles?
squiddlyDOwrong
Only if you want to taste the rainbow as well
brandnewedgarzootsuit
Be the rainbow.
alKahin
Nah, bro, that would be Sudafed.
theangryjanitor
Smell the rainbow...
LokiShinigami
Taste the rainbow... wait , no that's skittles
EmmaJean231
Ride the rainbow.
theangryjanitor
Fist the rainbow. Do it.
Melchius
Feel the rainbow
EphemeralLights
You are the rainbow!!!
notkvothethebloodless
Hear the rainbow
PaperStSoapCompany
Be the rainbow
Crawmak
As someone who's never taken more than the recommended dosage of Nyquil, what's the high like?
bloublou
Very hard. Its hard to fight the will to sleep but if you can, just be at home, you wont be able to walk nor speak correctly.
HiddenSanity
It's like sleep while awake but painful... or maybe that was still the migraine, dunno.
TerryCrews
It's like when peanut ceiling takes cars to Walmart checkout, but not the purple kind, while Mickey sasquatch blood coffee. Then sleep.
fingerswipes
auditory hallucination, music playing in the other room, jittery uneasy feeling, like someone broke in, believing shadows are real.don’t try
fingerswipes
itching, pins and needles sensation, hives or skin rash, shortness of breath, when finally asleep you lose your breath like sleep apnea
fingerswipes
these side effects all come from higher doses of dextromaphoriphan and doxalmine succolnate, don’t play with those, they don’t play nice
Xedi22
I can barely take a single legal dose Dextromethorphan...stupid genetics. And it’s the only effective drug other than codeine.
Xedi22
Don’t. The Tylenol in it can destroy your liver. Dextromethorphan (DXM) by itself can make you trip safe-ish...if you want to research.
Xedi22
Also some of us have a genetic issue and will trip on a single legal dose — start slow.
fingerswipes
that’s not a trip. if you want a trip try lsd or shrooms. the dextro is more like a paranoid horror show, but to each their own i guess
Xedi22
Ive never done it for fun. Max I can take is 2 successive legal doses for cough, and then suffer one way or the other. And it last a week.
Xedi22
....that’s the really shitty part. My body takes so long to clear it, the effects taper off over 5-10 days.
Xedi22
I know... it’s scary when you’re 8 though and have no idea what’s going on. I assumed all drugs would just make me go insane. (And tremors.)