I've been waiting my whole life for this

Nov 18, 2017 2:23 AM

Stickysyrup

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Conclusion: I'm a witch.

Fp edit: thanks everyone! I guess send nudes and some more shampoo.

"This is almost empty, maybe if I just shake this other bottle bit more again, I get enough and they will end same time."

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 104 Dislikes 2

Your ways are quaint and antiquated.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Why am I up voting this?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is really a thing? My wife did the same thing a couple weeks ago. She was very proud. Should we b worried, r there cosmic consequences?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This affected me deeply. +1.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

v

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's all downhill from here. :-(

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I always run out of shampoo first....

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

May we burn you?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Still haven't opened my both shampoo and cond. bottles. I wait for a special time in my life

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably uses 2n1

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This happened to me today too and I was super excited about it.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Liar.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No conditioner for jacking purposes? What's wrong with you?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That explains everything. Surprised u even take showers

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What happened to the top line of that meme

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Impressive. Usually I eat all the conditioner first because I like the taste better.

8 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 1

I make he hair silky and smooth. Oh really fool? Really?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My sinuses have been stopped up. You helped unstop them.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You made my extremely bad day. Thank you!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Simple goals..the key to satisfaction

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I always finish the shampoo, conditioner, and body wash bottles at the same time. I use a 3-in-1 bottle.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

You should not use a shampoo/conditioner combo.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is cheating.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Do you have heart burn?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

All downhill from here.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Teach me your ways!!!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I totally did this recently as well.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Me too... doesn't matter it in same bottle

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Speaking as a bald black man, what the hell does conditioner do?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It makes your hair less ashy.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

speaking someone with flowing chocolate locks: it conditions

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

real it makes your hair soft and sleek again after shampoo napalms the dirt off your hair and makes it a dry, degreased rat's nest.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

aw shit boi is dat The Crag

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How's your recovery going? Remember their are plenty of people here to talk to!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There*

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Self fulfilling prophecy. You’ve been subconsciously regulating. Science bitch.

8 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 4

Nope. Just a witch

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

She obviously never drowned under the water, so therefore a witch.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I literally use twice as much shampoo as I need because my hair goes down to my butt and I hate when I have a 1/2 bottle of shampoo left

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

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8 years ago (deleted Feb 2, 2018 9:48 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

I use pretty environmentally friendly hair products. Turns out their good for scalp issues too. No phosphorus, sls, or eca in them

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They're*

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What brand is it?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I suppose you finish your milk and cereal at the same time too. I envy your skill.

8 years ago | Likes 166 Dislikes 2

Even better i just use body wasj on everything, cereal included

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I always do that because I just drink it all halfway through

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

How do you drink cereal?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You just... drink it... like a drink...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Open your mouth and throat like you're gonna suck a fatty down bro

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

like a vaccum. making noises like that grapefruit lady.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

for god awful reference noises. https://youtu.be/nLTgWdXrx3U?t=156 'grapefruit lady'

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0