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Aug 11, 2017 9:16 PM
TheDutchSwedish
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aninvisiblemaniac
still weird of her to be sucking on the babies hand
FlatPlutoSociety
A friend would NOT do this kind of thing to you. A best friend, on the other hand, definitely would.
ThaliusPrime
The brain sees what the brain wants to see
CheeseborgarSoop
Why would you put a whole fucking baby hand in your mouth?
AdamGenesis
Brutal.
Irishitup
hashtagblesst
That's fucking gross though.
ironmustang
Fake
polopolomarkopolopolo
Clearly, this isn't the first time she's stolen cake from a toddler. Cocksucking whore!
apocalypter
I think he was more angry cause he thought his wife is getting a bigger dick.
coreyjayb
Probably be less weird if it was a dick.
PrivateIsotope
He knew who he married. She likes cake, what more can you say?
nhansenfbs2
Any way you look at it, that's messed up.
kilaibyao
The image is a classic on it's own, why bother using it for a fake text conversation?
SanSabaSongbird
Gullible people love to ignorantly hand out points. Most "screenshot" conversation are incredibly fake, Like this.
CONDITIONZ3R0
why tf are her eyes closed
jedreeves
Aren't you supposed to die first, then go to hell?
ArchPigeon
I feel that if a friend sent me something of this nature I would assume they were messing with me and not that it was real..
steikewaffel
she's weird tho.
jhs2595
You don't usually die in hell. You die, then go to hell.
beer200000
Not her first time
kapp70
beer200000
Eye contact , even better
MisterOp
holy shit lol
Ops11197
PrincessBuahcwup
lDrMantisTobogganMDl
I feel like baby hands are much dirtier than a penis.
DanCutter
Guaranteed.
ghostys
U havent seen mine ;)
Krayotik
I'd be more upset with the bottom picture honestly
InsaneK9
She is good at that
VajrapaniP
either way she probably sucks a meeeeean dick judging by how hard she deeptrhoated that kids arm.
machinac
Like a baby arm holding an apple
IKnowEnglish
http://imgur.com/XS5LK
Audrelius
"My word...you're a tripod."
whydoyoucarespaceman
"I thought I smelled cabbage."
Sliacen
Don't call it a baby arm...
machinac
But... but it is
ketzall
This is just cruel. Hilarious, but cruel.
steeelyj
Not sure yet which one is worse.. Lucky she's not the father.. Stupid CPS would be knocking..
KillerEMT
Jesus lady, the baby eating jokes were just jokes.
johnnydangerous
When your heart sinks and the adrenaline starts pumping :-|
Grandmastersexy
You know all these texts on the front page are fake right?
BukkakeTiramisu
NukeItFromOrbitMan
That's what best friends are for
ketzall
Mind you, if you had done this to me, I would have hit first and then asked questions.
mentallychallengeaccepted
HitlersClonedButthole
If my best friend sent me that I would probably thank him for the evidence first. Anyone that cheats was never yours to begin with.
runo
I'm anxiously awaiting your autobiography, "Overly aggressive internet munchkin that claims to hit his friends for playing pranks". Tough AF
BishopBerkeley
manhands
Ape is not impressed with your antics.
JBib
I have NEVER seen a better usage of this gif. It encapsulates my feelings perfectly.
vayrun
Yeap, this is my expression anytime some moron talks about hitting people to seem tough.
HandsomePenguin
who sticks an entire infants hand in their mouth though?
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rch220
And closes their eyes.
WhiteCheddarCheeto
Mrs. Walter Mitty, that's who.
Beelsebooob
Pretty much everyone with a kid - that's what babies do - they fucking love having their hand in your mouth.
TheWorldAccordingToAtlas
Cannibals.
idontneednostinkingpuffin
Especially when it's not their own kid
actorsnonactors
SOMEONE WHO LOVES CAKE FROSTING AND...no one. I mean no one.
TheOtherRealBarackObama
Giggity
jhorbhatol10
Someone who wants to die from a terrible infection before Trump and Kim's ego apocalypse.
MagicDoodoo
Babies are delicious. You're just exposing your ignorance and lack of culture. ;D
AdamGenesis
Because of the implication.
Cousinkyle
A woman that blows her husbands friends at birthday party's of course, duh.
Jerojero
Especially when it's not your child
TheRealKevinSpacey
White people
Sanosem
kapp70
This woman
GeauxGhoti
An infants hand isn't really big enough for the word "entire"...
HandsomePenguin
No where in the definition of "entire" is it limited by size.
GeauxGhoti
True. That's why there's so much shock when someone is found to be able to fit an entire M&M in their mouth...
Waxsmile
Me. She thinks it's hilarious and laughing is a good distraction to prevent crying.
IamOneWithTheImgurTheImgurIsWithMe
Haha just what I was thinking, zoomed out I still had questions. Very different, but still, questions.
kittymack
I eat my toddlers foot all the time in the bath. She thinks it's hilarious! She knows that babies are my favorite food.
HandsomePenguin
Yes a clean bathed babies foot is one thing. but an entire baby fist in a high chair. Thats unsanitary.
genericacc
People do strange things to babies. I particularly like blowing on their tummies
Beelsebooob
Eating the side of their belly is the best thing ever.
johnnydangerous
with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
10000Bees
Step 1) Open mouth for infant to give you food step 2) infant shoves their entire fist in your mouth because they're a fucking baby
Tinkrr
Heh, babies are morons.
youdontknowhowtoeatmuffjohnsnow
My one year old niece was paying with my lips today. They do what they fucking want
Itsnotreallyme
You gotta hand it to babies. Cause their little arms can't do anything for themselves.
SidIsthatkid
She got fisted so hard
openyomind
Doesn't explain her closing her eyes and sucking
ILikeQuiteHeavyMetal
She knew what she was doing
LullabyJones
Step 3) profit
FacemanPeck
Why would you let an infant give you food. That's gross.
ILikeQuiteHeavyMetal
Yeah being a parent changes things. I got excited and called my wife over to look at the funny shaped turd my toddler did
TroelsyTwo
Seriously? They have you shove food in their mouth. So it's part of learning for them to try it too.
10000Bees
Not uncommon for a parent to do this kind of thing. You kinda lose all sense of what is and isn't disgusting after a while.
ItsaLeiopleurodonCharlie
My niece would literally pry my mouth open to stick something in it even if I told her I didn't want it.
peanutbuttermashedpotatoes
Because when it's family you take that food or risk a full blown tantrum
peanutbuttermashedpotatoes
That being said, I don't take food from kids that aren't family, no matter how much I like them. Bosses kids always try to give me cookies.
peanutbuttermashedpotatoes
I don't eat them cause I know where those hands have been
MrTroysWildRide
I cannot upvote this enough. My daughter is 3 and yet to grasp the concept of "no thanks, honey, mummy doesn't want your soggy leftovers".
peanutbuttermashedpotatoes
My niece is the same. My fiance and I are expecting our first and he's a bit of a germaphobe. He's in for a treat
HandsomePenguin
Babies are the worst.
SolaireSB
One of two ways that baby was gonna give her food 1 entire fist in mouth or 2 literally smash the food into her face and rub it in.
SolaireSB
I know from my baby sister when she was that old.
Irishitup
I know right?! Like just grow up geez!
HandsomePenguin
Right? So immature.
hippie91
And they'll obviously never give up partying since they're always drunken hot messes. Geeze.