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Are you not entertained?
Jun 19, 2018 9:20 PM
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Are you not entertained?
Blackbird2Raven
I wonder if octupi can become emotionally attached to humans and make good pets.
AlmightyDiapahbetusGarlicGerbil
After hearing how many of these noodley fishes and their relatives are venomous.. I ain't going anywhere near em.
CometLaHal
cuttlefish rock I got to do an essay in class on them
imgurmyass
Very much entertained
CarnieTheImmortal
Last time I saw a flying glove it tried to kick Mario's ass. SmashBros.gif
rtfm1tldr
The Octonauts tell me this is a mimic octopus
DanG1919
Oh that's that thing with 9brains and 3 hearts
NSAgent
You’re hitting the front page too often and blowing your cover. Get back to work.
MelfsAcidArrow
The color is cool, but the change in texture is what blows my mind
firebrand1738
"Please leave me alone, strange fish"..... Changes into rock "pls"
domenick91
Yep. Pretty sure it's an alien
LizzyKM
For a solid few seconds I saw an owl running on the ground and looking back.
efemral
I wanted an octopus as a pet - but it turns out they're too tricky to care for.
TheGhostofElizabethShue
"Am rock." "But I saw you do that." "Am rock."
GoochoLibre
"YOU DO NOT SEE GROGG!"
SubZeroBiHan
what kind of glove has 8 fingers??
tentaclehentai
~(;,,;)~
GoochoLibre
Embraced (and violated) by his noodly appendages.
Mordrehl
And somewhere, a Japanese businessman saw this and had an orgasm
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
And also ate it
valen00
In the documentaries I've seen its the school girls who orgasm
Otakuarv
Hahaha
undergr0und
Why they keep chasing it? I’ll bet if I chased them in a rubber suit and snorkel they’d up & run and change colour too
Wacked
Has it been thrown yet?
BSUCLA
Definitely my favorite sea creature.
tentaclehentai
tnega
That's not a sea creature, that's a fucking alien.
ScrippyChan
An emissary of the Old Ones.
notniIc
I thought that was fucking owl holy shit
RolandTheLastGunSlinger
Humans are so pathetic compared to most all animals
JunglePygmy
Imagine an alien like this, the size of a horse, on an alien jungle planet, swinging through trees and chasing you. It's out there.
entlocks9
Clearly the glove is blue. Idk where these people get to thinking its gold
ChaotikWolfi
I'm always amazed at how fast they can change colors... it seems like that process would take a minute or two..
missojennie
tentaclehentai
Awe ~(;,,;)~
Affray
I was absolutely certain that he was getting a bite on the thumb near the end there.
7hatsBollocks
I had no idea they could be so directly playful and affectionate. It's like a snuggly kitty.
BARRIIICADEtv
a kitty made out of squish!
YesImkazuma
I'll take things a man shouldn't say about his wife's vagina for 200$ Al.
Sallvo623
Remember, both of these Kitty's have sharp bites
7hatsBollocks
I'd take the risk with this lil guy. :3
whatupcorgibutt
@TinyOctopus
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MrAppendixX
Hi, hows it goong sith KCN1?
whatupcorgibutt
Hahah maybe sometimes!
jaja11250417
The more i see them the more i believe they are not of this world.
Distrill
The simple fact is that humans have a hard time believing things that are so different then us, Hence why we have a history of killing them
overlordchris666
They are that first of the Pokemon scouts.
BigLizardInYourBackyard
they’re the remaining survivors of Atlantis
WolololoWarrior
Dude that's so true for a lot of what lives in our oceans. It makes sense because it's a completely different environment.
WolololoWarrior
Just the intense pressure and need to obtain oxygen from water are enough to require massive changes in all species
Pedobearus
Cthulhu's angels.
SecondSince
They've just been around a LOT longer. Like predating the dinosaurs longer.
HistoriesOfXandY
They are more of this world than we are, relative newcomers that we are, who have actually left the planet.
ndobson
They are just better adapted than us. They would inherit this world if they were amphibious.
StandBackSomeonesOffened
Or at all social.
HistoriesOfXandY
And lived longer.
Leidiriv
And didn't hate each other
DamianDrazhar
It's an actual theory
Higure
No, it's not. Some scientist said once that their genetics are alien. Then "science" reporters misinterpreted it, and here we are.
DamianDrazhar
is not a good theory
Snickt
And Scientology is a religion
Buckbeak1486
Scam*
TheMostModestMouse
So is flat earth. But both have no evidence at all.
TreeSparrowDY
No. We understand fully the evolution of cephalopods as a group of molluscs throughout all of prehistory. They are from Earth. There’s 1/2
TreeSparrowDY
A good video by PBS Eons about it. People who claim “it’s a theory” are excluding all of the scientific knowledge we have about them. 2/2
SmokeyQuartz
You're an actual theory. Get. Fucking. OWNED. I'm sorry, I'm drunk.
yeetmypug
Hi drunk, I’m dad.
cspider
SmokeyQuartz
Un0riginalComment
I'm sorry you're drunk too. Is everything okay, do you need a drinking buddy? I won't go over there but I'll crack open a cold one
BigFanCumberBitch
A shot of smirnoff and a bowl in your favor brother
SmokeyQuartz
Yes plz. Begin drinking and let me know wtf is going on. We'll hang out.
Un0riginalComment
Been drinking, I don't know what the heck is going on, a whole lot of BS apparently. Back to you Quartz
Bioman998
A scientifically reputable theory?
imgurmyass
Absolutely https://www.thesun.co.uk/tech/6316662/octopus-aliens-scientific-theory/
Matryoshka524
Did you just post the fucking Sun and call it reputable? Bro what's wrong with you?
imgurmyass
You’re all in a cult desperately trying to eliminate the suns life giving sustenance! I vow to stop you at any cost!
MordantBengal
He said reputable, not tabloid garbage.
imgurmyass
What’s so bad about the sun? You’re a friggen vampire!
Racefacexc
Lol - the sun is not reputable. Maybe to flat Earthers it is, not to non idiots, though
imgurmyass
I’m on to you vampire!