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It's my first cake day so have a gander at one of the first things I favorited. FP Edit: send your worst pickup lines.
Aug 27, 2017 1:39 AM
CheshirePhoenix
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It's my first cake day so have a gander at one of the first things I favorited. FP Edit: send your worst pickup lines.
aloondalana
My uncle took me and my cousin to see the crow! Talk about violence and Brandon lee actually died making the movie!
anothervalidacct
Guerilja
I told 3 little girls to leave the cinema when i went to watch inglorious basterds. They were there to see Brad Pitt... they were 10ish yrs.
FlakkMunky
Watership down - fun cartoon about a bunny, I had nightmares for weeks.
KamiNoBeniMizu
Deadpool is not a kid movie? Well, what's next? Happy Tree Friends is not a cartoon for kids either? I loved that show so much back then.
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
I found Deadpool a rather tame movie for an R movie.
nereesespieces
I watched my Superbad with my dad. He thought it was a movie about puberty and young preteens. I was 9
Ijustwantquiet
I tried to tell my son where babies came from when he was 9. He said, "Could you stop talking about that. You're grossing me out."
WelcomeToMagrathea
Dear God, this guy's a hero
PupperFromFinance
"Sticky milk"
shroudzy
It was in some places though
VaticanCameozz
Ryan Reynolds confirmed he never said this
tryhardtechy1169
hey girl, i'm bad at pickup lines. want to talk and maybe fuck?
CheshirePhoenix
Ha, I like this
NotHardly
He's my hero.
CheshirePhoenix
Mine too
Alexander717
This was my favorite intro to any movie ever.
VaticanCameozz
Ryan Reynolds confirmed he never said this
Alexander717
If he did he was lying to you. Because I saw this in theaters mate. I was laughing hard and out loud.
CivitatemInkas
The opening scene in Deadpool 2 is gonna be lit
mistercoachklein
No matter how many times I read this, I still laugh every time.
MeMyselfAndPies
My parents took me to see a movie about human trafficking prostitution and abortion. I was 9. Didn't need "the talk" after that.
CheshirePhoenix
Ouch. Fucking harsh, man.
MeMyselfAndPies
I walked in as a kid whose world was made out of candy and legos, walked out traumatized theorizing over social issues and moral dilemmas xD
cuteboi
I watched pan's labyrinth before letting the kids watch it. I made it a point for them to watch what happens when kids don't follow rules...
cuteboi
They die.
CheshirePhoenix
ilikestarwarsandpoutine
Did anyone else ready the next in Ryan Reynolds sarcastic ass voice?
drowningfishy
Didn't stop a dad from bringing in his 6 year old. He was 6 because someone in the audience asked. This is why adults cannot have
drowningfishy
non-kidfriendly things. Leave your brats at home and let us adults have some movies to ourselves.
FlatulatingBuddha
Happy Cake Day!
CheshirePhoenix
Thankya
KiaOrafromtheTron
omg. went with my grandmother to see Black swan thinking it was a dance/ballet movie. yep.awkward
CheshirePhoenix
:O ahahahah I bet!
Zombeavers
That feel when it was also my cake day and i died in user sub
CheshirePhoenix
I gave you a +1 for your cake day post
Zombeavers
CheshirePhoenix
And two more for your comments on this thread.
capnsebastian
Lol I knew a guy who had like 4 younger sisters all aged 6-12, he took em to watch Watchmen, front row and everything.
PhobianDarkmoon
Oh good, with the world's most uncomfortable sex scene and all
capnsebastian
Don't forget blue penis in all its glory
FckyourselfSarah
Was he smiling and winking at them during the rape scene?
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
I think I watched red dragon at that age..
CheshirePhoenix
What kind of monster goes to the movies and sits in the front row?!
MinisterKai
I do. Lot of reasons, but mostly because it's more immersive. And also, when I got into the habit, I was like, 5, and thus really short.
homieb1030
Straight up blasphemy.
CakeDaySenderKit
Happy Cake Day!
CheshirePhoenix
Thankya!
CakeDaySenderKit
It's what i do, check my bio ;)
CheshirePhoenix
Mobile app isn't letting me PM you. Guess I'll be present-less!
TedTheMan
Restart your phone.
samsonguy920
Boy no older than 9, maybe 10, came in my store wearing a shirt with Freddy Krueger and Jason posing as the American Gothic couple. >
samsonguy920
> I love the picture, but seeing a kid wear it on a shirt his size....it bothers me a bit.
samsonguy920
The exact shirt in question: https://www.theshirtlist.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/American-Gothic-Slashers.jpg
BunnyKing95
It's the same with video games; parents assume they're all made for kids so they ignore the ratings and warnings.
BunnyKing95
I played GTA:VC freely as a kid. I used to ask my brother how to get girls in my car.
Justarandomgiffairy
For the non-existent record, I encourage parents to tell the truth about where babies come from. I whine about it, but my mom first told me
Donnydangaaazone
Yea, your mom showed me
mialynneb
We had a parent bring in 'conception cupcakes' for her daughter's first grade class. That was fun.
GylfieTheOwl
I don't remember when I "learned" because I basically lived on a farm and it was just a thing. Animals fuck a lot. Animals have babies a lot
misseskitties
My sister got pregnant at 15 while I was 8 so like... i learned because my parents wanted to make sure I didn't do it too
HansWestergaard
the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
longarmprime
My Mom didnt lie or sugarcoat anything like this for my brother and I either. Weirds me out seeing parents lie to their kids
HouseMouseMN
Is this a thing!? I don't have kids.
NuggetsForKitty
I've been honest to my 4 yeas old about everything. Death, babies, periods, all kinds of stuff. She just thinks 'neat' and moves on.
Justarandomgiffairy
Pretty much. Stuff really just rolls off the back at that age.
Happinessisawarmmeme
I just told my daughters that boys are gross and that they would go to hell if they had sex ever. Does that make me a bad parent?
Happinessisawarmmeme
Thanks Imgur I am now a changed parent!
imaginaryPeppers
Good sex ed isn't about scaring children - that pretty much has the opposite effect and they won't trust you when older.
Mockingbirb
Yes.
HouseMouseMN
My mom was like this. My brother in law was a Dr., so I just read his anatomy books. Then when my mom tried to tell me in 6th grade, I 1/2
HouseMouseMN
2/2 corrected her with terminology.
Justarandomgiffairy
Yes. It does. Not to be rude, but scaring children into not doing things is not good. I almost got baptised b4 I even knew what that meant
Justarandomgiffairy
Because the youth ministers kept telling us if we didn't get baptised soon we were going to hell. That scared me, I wouldn't talk to my
Justarandomgiffairy
Parents about it or even my sister. I was so sure that I would go to hell that I bottled up my fear and almost let it convince me to make a
Justarandomgiffairy
Life changing decision. So yes, telling your kids any action will result in them going to hell or some other giant punishment leaves them
Justarandomgiffairy
When I was 3 or 4 and I was fine, disappointed to learn that birds and bees had nothing to do with human babies, but fine.
flamingflamingo
My mom never told me shit. I saw them having sex once and then learned about it in sex ed years later.
Justarandomgiffairy
Hmm. That's... Here's a random gif for you.
CheshirePhoenix
If they're old enough to ask the question they're old enough to get the answer couched in terms they can actually understand.
Justarandomgiffairy
Exactly. In all reality I got "the talk" many times in different words as I got older and understood more. Always using clinical terms tho
PretendThisIsACleverUsername
Yep! I explained it to my son when he was 3. We have a wonderful kids book about it that helps a lot.
Justarandomgiffairy
What's it called, not that I have children, I'm just nosey about books
PretendThisIsACleverUsername
It's the "where did I come from" one, is fantastic. It even explains what an orgasm is.
governmentgavemeagun
A good series- Peter Mayle "Where did I come from" (for kids) "What's happening to me?" (for puberty) "How to be a pregnant father" (for men
Snopony
Omg I think I had the what's happening to me one. I laughed so hard as a kid cause they explained boners.
BC2k2
My son was wondering why Mommy and Daddy needed 'Alone Time' and why we were going to all these doctor's appointments. We told him we were
BC2k2
trying to make a little brother or sister. He wanted to know how that worked so we told him "When a mommy and daddy really love eachother,
BC2k2
sometimes that makes a baby." So each time I come out of the bedroom afterwards, he'd ask "Did you make me a little brother or sister?"
BC2k2
Which lead to explaining that it takes nine months for a baby to grow inside of mommy's tummy. You just have use terms they can understand
BC2k2
without being too graphic. *shrug*
Whipawa
My mother didn't actually know how it worked. I explained it to her. Was real scary when I got my first period.
Justarandomgiffairy
That doesn't seem true
Whipawa
It's scary how bad the world can be. It's not her fault either, she didn't know, no one explained it and she wasn't in school long enough.
Justarandomgiffairy
The thing is I find it very hard to believe that people who've had sex don't, at least, have a basic understanding of the reproductive
Justarandomgiffairy
System. Not to mention she undoubtedly went to a obstetrician who would've picked up on her lack of knowledge. I think it's far more likely
Mockingbirb
Yeah, but tell it correctly! My penis gets hard without 'love'. What is that, btw?
haveanothergif
baby don't hurt me
Zet741
Lust that sticks around after the climax.
Kelroth127
If only this was actually shown before the movie.
Charzarding
https://youtu.be/uARnjqBB17g
ZFPainuser
I saw it, Toronto Canada. ????????
VaticanCameozz
Ryan Reynolds comirmed he never said this
Wolfdoc
I saw the movie in Norway and it was shown here.
VaticanCameozz
Ryan Reynolds confirmed he never said this
oscarmatic
Hey, you fixed the spelling. Well done!
Aveira
Ryan Reynolds lied.
DonnaNobleInTheLibrary
You cannot show something that never happened. This is entirely made up, he never said this.
ToastedVanilla
Truth. He never said it and y'all are liars
DonnaNobleInTheLibrary
Downvote the truth, if you must, but I will keep telling it. https://twitter.com/vancityreynolds/status/727174402094305280
LearnSomething
I think this has become somewhat of a joke. It did play in certain locations on opening day or week and that was it.
DonnaNobleInTheLibrary
You'd think someone posted a video of it to Youtube then, but all you ever see is this exact image.
LearnSomething
Where was it NOT shown?
DonnaNobleInTheLibrary
Nowhere. Because he never said that. I'll go dig for his tweet (AGAIN, for fucks sake) after I've woken up.
LearnSomething
I saw it in theaters. It played at the beginning of the movie.
ElGordoSalvador
In Connecticut I saw it and it wasn't sadly. I went a week or two after it came out though.
SpecialProjectY
You mean people can post bullshit on the internet and pretend that it's real?
sheriwallace123
I live near Seattle, WA and I didn't see it
Tackyellow
I saw this part in a suburb of Portland, OR. It was great
DonnaNobleInTheLibrary
https://twitter.com/vancityreynolds/status/727174402094305280
Ihavewaytoomanyfavoritestosort
I didn't see t in a theater in florida.
TheAnimalBehaviourist
UK
maledictum
Finland
whooshyouhavesmolpener
It was when i watched it
VaticanCameozz
Ryan Reynolds confined he never said this
anothervalidacct
Why was he confined?
griffonsgalore
Same - we saw it.
VaticanCameozz
Ryan Reynolds confined he never said this
FwdSlashRoot
Was when I saw it too
VaticanCameozz
Ryan Reynolds confined he never said this
anonnona887
Same the first 3 days it showed on screen after that week they took it off
VaticanCameozz
Ryan Reynolds confined he never said this
ChuckNorrisAteMySock
Probably because parents complained. Which is ironic.
TheGreyKnightsBANNED
My response to the idiots "THEN WHY DID YOU BRING YOUR KIDS TO THAT MOVIE??"
Elonth
i watched it the day of and it wasn't on. i'm convinced this is a myth like cow tipping.
anonnona887
Or the Mandela effect
iCHACHA
In Vancouver Canada they showed it
Alexander717
Nope, I saw this message too. I was laughing so hard I even clapped.
REDF0RMANSF00T
Cow tipping is real. Can confirm. I live on a ranch. We do it all of the times. Always.
kaptiankitkat
ALL of the times?
PantsGuy
Any time there is a time, you'd best expect there to be a cow tipping to accompany that time.
Obi2Kenobi
How much should I tip my cow? Is 20% enough?
Bluesmile
So many parents let kids watch Pan's Labrinyth thinking it was a kids movie.
LostInTheRedMoonlight
sausage party also
Flashback0180
Why is it not for kids ? That's like pirates of carabian series is not for kids
grapesforducks
Violence & the reasons for it are portrayed very differently in those films. Pirates was written w youths in mind; Pan's Labyrinth was not
Flashback0180
right like this is "child friendly" https://i.makeagif.com/media/11-11-2015/1q6uNo.gif
hapsdinersdumpster
Soooo not a kids movie. Nightmares for days.
angelicyokai
Nightmares for days and I was a grown woman. I shudder to think how that impacted children.
ThePowerOf42
doctruli
My grandparents took me to Tarzan. The one with Bo Derek running on beach. When I was 6. So disappointed, no cartoon!
LukeyCastro
I pre watched Pan's Labrinyth with a friend before showing it to a group of kids for a wind up. We ended up watching Happy Feet, thank god.
idiosyncraticat
That scene with the bottle to the face bothers me the most out of the entire film :x
LigerZerosMetalScratchingPost
I went to see alien covenant & there was a group in front with a 10yr old & a toddler who didn't shut up. This was a matinee on a school day
ComicallyLongUsername
Three words: Bridge to Terabithia
xrayx
I heard that the Saw movies are good family entertainment. Imma go look with the kids right now bu-bye.
TheresAGermanWordForThat
Even worse: Watership Down
deafhoney
I WAS ONE OF THOSE KIDS YOU DONT UNDERSTAND
SirArthurIV
I guess they thought it was a reboot of the movie with David Bowe?
NerdN1
I saw it for a college class. I only vaguely remembered ads for it and thought it was a kids movie. Sewing his own damn face...
RealFuckinNito
HOW EVEN?! DID THEY THINK EYEPALMS MCGEE WAS A MUPPET?!
grapesforducks
1. Same mentality that sees hentai & assumes that bc it's animated/drawn, it's for kids. Fantasy≠youth appropriate, but there is an assumpt-
grapesforducks
2. -ion that all fantasy is child-oriented, unfortunately. That perception has been changing, thankfully, but it's still a thing
RealFuckinNito
Well I'd like to introduce this people to the fantastic world of Lovecraft then. Their kids'll LOVE it!
Geophph
My spanish teacher showed us this in 8th grade, I loved it
FckyourselfSarah
I'm not even sure a lot of adults were ready for the hands guy.
Ichigokitty555
I don't class bridge to terabitha as a kids movie because it's so god damn heart breaking. I watched it as an adult and it upset me for days
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
It is, but it might make kids aware of the inevitability of death earlier. That is not necessarily a bad thing. Makes for strong foundation.
Ichigokitty555
True!
hajirah
Teachers show that in elementary schools sometimes. What happened in it was sad but quite tame imo, death is normal and they should 1/?
hajirah
learn about it early. BTT sorta prepares you for dealing with death, I think it's good for kids tbh.
AsksTooManyQuestions
I watched that movie. Will show my kids for sure. Totally a kids' movie in my book. Children must learn to fear. ????
Mythleaf
It was marketed like Harry Potter. Remember seeing a row of kids leave theatre when dude blunt bottle mangled the poachers face.
icannotthinkofanyrationalname
We had to leave "Polar Express" because it totally freaked my kids out.
Itwasmyname
One of the first times my mum left my brother and I at home alone, she hired event horizon for us to watch. She still feels bad about it.
MayForever
I loved that movie as a kid. Whimsical stuff. Scary but I loved every single bit of it.
onewalkerkid
It's like the true disney tales...pretty dark. I could see them remake it more PG in 2D though
hajirah
They showed that movie on YTV, the Canadian version of Nickelodeon and the scene where the monster eats the fairies still scares me.
mdtrep
There are a lot of really.bad parents
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CheshirePhoenix
If you take your grade school age child to the midnight showing of an R rated movie, you are a terrible percent. Not "incautious".
Justarandomgiffairy
Where I live. Our amc won't even let anybody under the age of 18 into a movie that lets out after midnight. I know cause they did it to me
PUNNYguy65
Amen
CheshirePhoenix
Terrible parent* goddamn autocowrecked.
DonaldFuck
We saw it in school. I was hardly a teenager at the time.
cutepiku
Hell, when I saw it in theatres I expected a kids movie!
GandalfTheOctarine
I watched it as an adult, with my mom, when I was about 30, and my mom explained everything as if I were 8. Awkward
Quizz25S
Good movie. Not for kids.
SpecialProjectY
Took my fiance to see Valerian, roughly 1/3 of the audience was not older than 10, couldn't hold it together while kid's demand their 1/2
SpecialProjectY
parents to just go from first few minutes during a brief cuddlee scene and starting to leave at the Rhianna's... performance. 2/2
Qualios
it was advertised with trailers on the Matilda VHS way back when
bennux
Tip for middle school history/geography teachers: "A Serbian Film" is not about Serbia
lildude52ca
holy shit. i dont even watch that movie for fear of bieng put on some kind of list.
Trogdoooooooor
Happened with Sausage Party as well, theater near me had to put up a sign telling them it wasn't one
markta
I watched it and loved it as a kid
markta
still really love it
AlexisWalker
You might wanna schedule yourself for an exorcism...
Wildzebucxl
Watership Down. Enough said
SnakeBiteScares
I watched this when I was like 8 and had rhubarb and custard sweets at the pale man scene. I can't eat them without associating them now
SunnySarah20
Are you British?
SnakeBiteScares
Northern Irish
SunnySarah20
Gotcha. I just recently was buying some gifts for a Brit friend & saw rhubarb/custard candies, so was curious :)
AlexisWalker
SnakeBiteScares
Huh
Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Back in blockbuster days I borrowed coralline for my younger cousins thinking it was a kids movie. They had crazy nightmares about it. Oops.
Justarandomgiffairy
I read that book in middle school. I was actually horrified when they said they were making it into a movie
Ihavewaytoomanyfavoritestosort
Coraline IS a kids' movie, just a dark one. What, did they not watch Nightmare Before Christmas, too?
OuchYoureonmyhair
Had to leave the Bambi movie when my daughter was young so she had lasting bad dreams from not seeing the happy ending.
AsksTooManyQuestions
Wait, but Coraline is for real a kids' movie. It's a kids-level horror.
TheSadCafe
Ehh I took my 4 yo to see Coraline and he loved it. Sat still and mesmerized the whole time. No nightmares either. Depends on the kid.
penguin002
Coraline is a unique case, the author even states this, to the immature it's an adventure and romp, to the mature a horror, it's a hard line
Raileks
4 year old as well, would rewind the part where the evil transforms into a monster over and over because and I quote "LOOKITSHE STRETCHES!".
TheSadCafe
Haha!
AlexisWalker
I'm no expert, but from that description, I'm pretty sure your child is possessed by a demon. And not the batshit wall-crawling kind either.
AlexisWalker
The deep, subtle kind that squashes bugs, poisons the family pet, and sets the house on fire for the fun of it while everyone else is sleep.
TheSadCafe
Whoa now. Haha.
bb2b
Coraline is more older kids, but it's a kids movie broadly speaking.
ZanarkandAbes
My favorite childhood movie was Saving Private Ryan. My parents thought it would make me prefer kids movies instead I became obsessed.
OuchYoureonmyhair
My daughter's favorites were It and Beetlejuice. Years later, Contact gave her nightmares and ear probe paranoia.
JB646
I had Braveheart for that haha, saw it when I was 7 and it's been with me ever since.
lungx
Justarandomgiffairy
My mom bought tickets for me, my sister, and our cousin to see The Water Horse because she thought it was a kids movie. They still say it is
stinkingyeti
I thought it was too, my kids were so emotional after watching that one.
Justarandomgiffairy
But it's not, that shit was traumatizing. My cousin was only 9 at the time, btw, and she started crying and ended up having to leave.
bjarki
I saw it as a kid and saw nothing wrong with it
Mrginger128
What was traumatic for you exactly?
Justarandomgiffairy
Exactly. I don't remember, but I think there were intense scenes where the previously lovable creature went psycho and tried to eat people
veritasgear
Please elaborate?
Justarandomgiffairy
Just watch it. Its on Netflix last I checked. Its kind of about the origins of the Loch Ness Monster. But also kind of a coming of age movie
pacojr
If she was already crying she might as well have stayed for the whole movie.
LittleTas
But there was nothing bad with it! Theres not insane amounts of violence or some of the awful shit in horror movies.
UnpopularOpinionsGuy
It was marketed to kids, but ended up like northeastern European fairy tales.
Justarandomgiffairy
Pretty much. Speaking of Hans Christian Andersen. How fucked up was that guy?
bebopadoodoo
Maybe his stories were uplifting considering the time he lived in. Cholera smallpox typhus yellow fever...
Justarandomgiffairy
Yeah no. The little mermaid gets her tongue cut it gif love and still gets dumped and dies of grief. The steadfast tin soldier gets melted
Denamic
He was Danish
Nelan2010
Watch your mouth that man is a national treasure
lcplspanky
Eh, he had great ideas, but imo was a shitty author, shoulda had a ghost writer or something
Justarandomgiffairy
A national treasure with some serious psychological problems.
Ihavewaytoomanyfavoritestosort
I saw the water horse and clearly remember it being pretty kid-friendly.
Justarandomgiffairy
Than rewatch it, cause it gets intense and kinda scary
SealandIsARealCountry
like coraline scary? cause that was also a kids movie
Justarandomgiffairy
2> movie
Justarandomgiffairy
Yes. I also don't think that shouldve been made into a movie. I love Neil Gaiman, but that book was hella scary and has no business being a