ShitpostsAndLotsOfThem
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May 27, 2022 2:29 PM
ShitpostsAndLotsOfThem
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Zzzzz1
Man if I was this dude, I’d be wearing a Kevlar Helmut everywhere
notinterestednow
pinktinkpixy
Fuck this piece of shit with a machete and no lube!
MKaiser
put his head on a pike as an example
cummygums
VOTE
Ym01
^
AndrewS816
I'm just doing Satan's work friends! Oh, I mean GOD'S work of course, sorry about that... - G. Abbott at press conference, probably...
manulofdoom
They are only babies until birth to them.
morninggloryshade777
A very small person constantly lashing out. Guessing he had zero friends as a kid.
JeffreyLeebowski
And this asshat? Well fuck this asshat too
Mustakraken
Inaction is a choice.
LorindaLogan
Republicans - willing to sacrifice your children for their profit.
ChorizoPig
He was literally willing to let children freeze to death in their beds so his energy industry buddies could make more money.
KipperCatSnack
Baby killer
newsguycraigevans
This ends when Republicans are out of office everywhere. Vote out Republicans then we can start to make real progress.
katiekinsman
God didn't get the job done with that tree.
PennyLava
master of abbottions i.e. child gun deaths.
martyroflittlefaith
Greg Abbot is an affirmed satanist and closeted homosexual. Rolling Stone article pending
PineappleLoopsBroether
Don’t go giving either of those groups such a bad name. Satanists are just spooky nerds into philosophy & the gays are wonderfully friendly.
SwaghettiYologneseWithMemeballs
Thought that was Dubya for a second
SirBillington
I would say all old, white, Texans look the same but Dubya is from FUCKING CONNECTICUT. Accent as fake as his Yale diploma.
Theotokoss
So many people don't see the masterful layers of fake. Thank you for validating my rage.
butthurtnevergetsbetter
Oh no! You are politicizing the consequences of his policies!
VaultGirl69
He's a politician who makes, or in this case refuses to improve, policies unless a corporate lobby is paying him.
StellarJay77
These evil fucking bastards whining about "this isn't the time to politicize this" well excuse us. you're a politician whose policies have >
StellarJay77
>had a direct impact in exacerbating this issue. This is exactly the time to politicize this because only new policy will fix this.
StarscreamAndHutch
Gov abbott, LtG patrick and AG paxton are all up at midterm. Vote these worthless fucks out with me 11/8/22, Texans. #morebluein22
bekindtoanimals
Yes PLEASE
StarscreamAndHutch
Thx!
anapolis7
Little PSA Here: Ken is a felon and the head law enforcement officer in the state. Legit reason he shouldn't be AG.
RedWingedBlackbirds
Please everyone vote. Especially in the midterms. https://www.vote.org/am-i-registered-to-vote/
StarscreamAndHutch
Thx!
AuntieCoddswaddle
If i ever meet you, i would like to buy you a tasty beverage@
StarscreamAndHutch
Thx!
Doismellbacon
Wife and I are still with you!!
StarscreamAndHutch
Thx!
komododave
I like seeing you on every one of these threads.
StarscreamAndHutch
Thx!
gorillaClutch
As a Texan if I ever meet abbot I'm going to jack his fucking jaw right out of that chair.
iameddieX
Also any chance you can slap a pie in Trumps face for me?
gorillaClutch
Nah if I see trump I'm going to jail so I shouldn't say publicly what I'd do to him
CosmicGastropod
Same, him or cruz
notestoyou
Both? Ya both, "figuratively of coures".
newsguycraigevans
I got your bail money, buddy. You are good to go
GloveFullaVaseline
I'll pitch in.
redsmerf
Shit, I'll kick in some cash for this
parkerh17
Same