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My kids inherited a substantial batch of Lego from their cousin. The Lego hadn’t been played with for a while and some parts looked a bit dusty. So, after separating the screen printed parts and the parts with stickers, I put it in the tub with a cap of all purpose cleaner. My nephew’s parents are tidy and clean people and I wasn’t prepared for the water to have this color. I mean, the Lego looked clean enough, so I was stunned!
FP Edit: Wow! Frontpage with a tub of dirty water! I’ll never understand this website, lol. Few points: I’m/we’re not germaphobes; our kids play outdoors in dirt and water every day. Thank you for your concerns about their immune system. We just thought it would be nice to give the Lego a fresh start with its new owners, that’s all. It’s LEGO, not Lego’s or Legos, as has been brought to my attention often and fiercely. I have accepted the error of my ways. I always thought that ‘Legos’ was the common term for LEGO® in the US. I apologize for getting the terms ‘cousin’ and ‘nephew’ mixed up. As it turns out, this rendered my post neigh illegible for some imgurians. In my defense: I am not a native speaker and I wrote this post at midnight, hence the grammatical errors. Although I have adjusted the text, I’m currently in a holding cell at the British embassy in The Hague, awaiting my extradition to Oxford to stand trial for my crimes against the English language.
EvilScallywag
Right after I vacuum the roof.
imostlymadethisup
Once a kid touches anything it is irredeemably dirty
ejic
I upvoted you for the last sentence of your edit.
Squish88
+1 for the laugh from the last line!!! The Hague.... :-D
frotnok
Million dollar question: how do you dry them?
ButtmoTerror
Even the cleanest houses/people have dirty shit somewhere, even if it's unintentional.
OurEarthCare
One time my dog lifted his leg and filled the bottom of out 50 gallon tub of lego.
rockhydra
Never once washed my lego. Always in the sand,mon the floors, in my mouth. Ick.
neilwatkinsfromaccounting
My LEGO has never been washed
yacko69
DoctorDerpper
5 gallon bucket some simple green a stick to stir it a few times though the day
ilhares
Lego as proper. Legos if you must. No apostrophe when making words plural.
Tychodin
grody
yourebreathtaking
neigh illegible = nigh unintelligible
vladimirpurrtin
White vinegar can be a gentler sanitizer.
CynicalPuss
Change the air return filters regularly
frogga
And if you don’t wash it what will happen?
PigsWeGetWhatPigsDeserve
Nothing, probably.
IDoPictureStuff
KIDS ARE DIRTY. Period
PigsWeGetWhatPigsDeserve
People are dirty.
Mavgurian
HANDS are dirty, by design they create "filth" all day long to keep our skin alive, and that "filth" glues dust etc. to everything.
jannemank
washing lego every now and again is not a bad idea...
Wooblesworth
Dose it bother anyone else when people call Lego Legos. You don't say thers a lot of sands in the jar.
10000ftandstillclimbing
Yep. If I see "legos" it's instant downvote. Even lego put up a post saying stop calling it legos.
BarfVader1
They use the S off of maths
Armouredfalcon
yes, very much so.
yacko69
peterjamesbond
*Does
williamoftheoak
Yeah, thats pretty normal in my experience. It doesnt take much, there are nooks and crannies everywhere in lego pieces
Thesdalos
It was just one 8th block.
ShirleyIvie
Had a 4 year old nephew who chose to poop in his lego bucket and hide it... ...made for a fun x-mas get together/s
PigsWeGetWhatPigsDeserve
Dayum
QuicksilverRaven
The inni surface of Lego is like your belly button. There is a lot of stuff growing in it. Wash it regularly.
SubtleOrc
Really. Not only did you pluralise Lego as Legos (ugh) but you added an ' as well.
PigsWeGetWhatPigsDeserve
I’m a non native speaker and I was tired. My apologies for inconveniencing you.
yacko69
scarloclorne
I did the bra bag hack, lego ripped the bag and went all over the washing machine.
machinesim
Life hack :)
AnAverageBoxEnthusiast
as a male, whats a bra bag?
scarloclorne
Yeah basically a mesh bag with a zipper or drawstrings.
YharnamsFinest
As a male who lives with a female, I can now tell you it’s a zip up bag for delicates, bras panties etc to go in the washing machine
AnAverageBoxEnthusiast
thats what i thought
TheLovelessHummingbird
Thanks, as an uncivilized girl, I also didn't know
circlebreaker
Special mesh bag for the 'expensive underwear'.
AnAverageBoxEnthusiast
UrsulatheArtist
So the best way to clean toys is the sanitize setting on a dishwasher inside of one of those bra bags. Steamy clean
anonperson12345
Any chance the Legos would melt in the heat?
dinosandbostoncreams
Has not happened yet for me. Works great.
UrsulatheArtist
I don't think so. I washed toys for years teaching preschool and legos for the dip every other day. Do a test batch.
UrsulatheArtist
I mean every machine is different I had a Bosch dishwasher and I didn't put it on high temp I just put it on 25 min sanitize
MrJwinkyface
The plural of Lego is Lego. Sorta like ninja, samurai,
yacko69
reverendbonobo
The singular of Lego is Legus.
MrJwinkyface
Wait, it’s not Legi?
kablija
They are using Lego, the possessive of Lego is Lego's. Why are they using a possessive? I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA!
yacko69
ShamaOA
And? Children are dirty, and dirt is good for their immune system. I'd advise no worrying so much about it.
ililililililililililililili
Yep this is how ya get kids allergic to everything. Let them live in filth
nero4ty2
Some newer studies have shown that introducing kids to more foods early on can lessen allergies
ililililililililililililili
Well that doesn't surprise me at all.
phobosorbust
*tapeworms liked that*
Lionskull
if your kids get tapeworms from hand oils, your kids deserve to have tapeworms.
phobosorbust
Ah yes, because no child would ever touch dirt or a dead animal or feces...
skipweasel
We used to tie it up in a pillowcase and shove it in the washing machine.
TrickyChlovers
Mesh bag is easier
JadeMcLeod
My method was always a mesh bag in the dishwasher. I still use that method for things too small for the basket to this day (like chopsticks)
Lulabel73
You could probably use one of those bags for bras. They have a zip.
BrainTaffy
I think the rough edges would tear that type of bag open during a wash cycle. Then legosplosion in your washer. Oof.
Lulabel73
You can get ones tougher than just mesh.
Leethesuperflea
Dishwasher on low heat is more gentle for washing LEGO
SeePriceInCart
I can hear their clacking about in the washer.
blzrdphoto
That is genius!!!!
ProfessorDutch
Why shove, be kind, place it.
kurastwolf
I do that for my computer keyboard keys every now and then
GregJeremy
Volunteered at a children's museum, this was their method of washing several thousand duplo blocks
500HPS
Just make sure to tumble dry on low unless you want a big ball of melted plastic.
RoscoePSoultrain
Don't, it'll scratch them. Spread them out on a towel to dry.
RoscoePSoultrain
I used to buy bulk lots from a used toy dealer. Cold wash, gentle cycle, and make sure that pillowcase is tied TIGHTLY.
RoscoePSoultrain
And then dump then on a towel and pick out all the icky MegaBlocks.
totallyspambox
We did that to our nephew as well.
grlwithnoname
GerberLegalTeam
To your nephews Legos... Right?
vala12
mdb9937
A lot of little kids want to be astronauts this just gets them ready for training...think of it as educational
cdub77
DurendaI
dan144
FosterCrappyBeer
I love how the reply has more upvotes than the actual comment. I absolutely love the internet. I needed a good laugh. +1 for the internet.
xaviraan
You can get an actual imgur award for that!
garzacalypse
grlwithnoname
skipweasel
Sometimes it's the only way to get the little buggers clean - particularly after rugby in a swamp.
whysodefensivecap
Never played rugby with legos in a swamp before but it sounds like fun
skipweasel
I'm looking forward to seeing it in the Olympics in due course.
Totallyscrewedinaustin
Did that after a flood. Picked up all the fucking Lego I could find, soaked in bleachy water for a few days and then into the washer!
PigsWeGetWhatPigsDeserve
I’m sorry to hear you had to endure a flood.
Totallyscrewedinaustin
Yeah, it sucked! Over 2 feet of water in the house, lost everything that couldn't be washed in the washer at my sisters house
Corrodias
Whoa, I'd be careful with bleach, as it's supposed to be bad for plastics over long exposure, but it sounds like it worked well.
mhgrider
After a flood, bleach is your friend
notactuallyabrownman
I know you mean a house or something but I'm imagining someone panning for Lego after a river had overflown.
vladimirpurrtin
There’s Legos in them thar hills!
Totallyscrewedinaustin
That's kinda what it felt like, since there was so much mud and muck!
renegade9
there's pearl metallic gold in them there hills
dangermess
They're expensive enough that it would be worth it. If there were a river that produced Lego that could be panned like gold
Muffyns
Potential Marketing scheme?
dangermess
Like a dirt patch people can pay per hour to dig in, and there's Legos buried everywhere. Because Legos float the panning idea is flawed
jdwagBugVillain
ImguritisIsNotCureable
I use a zippered pillow case as a delicates bag cause the normal delicates bags just die in my washer
skipweasel
I didn't trust it to survive the battering.
PigsWeGetWhatPigsDeserve
It was waaaay to much for a delicates bag.
Venusflytripp
This & sanitize cycle on the dishwasher.
VtBrewmaster
But then you won’t get the satisfaction of seeing the dirty water!
UsuallySpecial
Oh hell no - Lego say 40C max.
lysani
Sanitize cycle would be too hot, since it's around 150°F or higher while LEGO bricks can begin to warp around 105°F or so.
Venusflytripp
LEGO bricks are made from ABS plastic, which has a melting point of 221⁰F (105⁰C)
lysani
From the LEGO website:
KellyCrazyCatLadyinTraining
So no hospital steam autoclave- got it. (Those go up to 270F usually)