Friendly reminder to wash your kid’s Lego’s every once in a while.

Aug 19, 2021 9:17 PM

My kids inherited a substantial batch of Lego from their cousin. The Lego hadn’t been played with for a while and some parts looked a bit dusty. So, after separating the screen printed parts and the parts with stickers, I put it in the tub with a cap of all purpose cleaner. My nephew’s parents are tidy and clean people and I wasn’t prepared for the water to have this color. I mean, the Lego looked clean enough, so I was stunned!

FP Edit: Wow! Frontpage with a tub of dirty water! I’ll never understand this website, lol. Few points: I’m/we’re not germaphobes; our kids play outdoors in dirt and water every day. Thank you for your concerns about their immune system. We just thought it would be nice to give the Lego a fresh start with its new owners, that’s all. It’s LEGO, not Lego’s or Legos, as has been brought to my attention often and fiercely. I have accepted the error of my ways. I always thought that ‘Legos’ was the common term for LEGO® in the US. I apologize for getting the terms ‘cousin’ and ‘nephew’ mixed up. As it turns out, this rendered my post neigh illegible for some imgurians. In my defense: I am not a native speaker and I wrote this post at midnight, hence the grammatical errors. Although I have adjusted the text, I’m currently in a holding cell at the British embassy in The Hague, awaiting my extradition to Oxford to stand trial for my crimes against the English language.

Right after I vacuum the roof.

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Once a kid touches anything it is irredeemably dirty

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I upvoted you for the last sentence of your edit.

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+1 for the laugh from the last line!!! The Hague.... :-D

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Million dollar question: how do you dry them?

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Even the cleanest houses/people have dirty shit somewhere, even if it's unintentional.

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One time my dog lifted his leg and filled the bottom of out 50 gallon tub of lego.

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Never once washed my lego. Always in the sand,mon the floors, in my mouth. Ick.

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My LEGO has never been washed

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5 gallon bucket some simple green a stick to stir it a few times though the day

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Lego as proper. Legos if you must. No apostrophe when making words plural.

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grody

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neigh illegible = nigh unintelligible

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White vinegar can be a gentler sanitizer.

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Change the air return filters regularly

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And if you don’t wash it what will happen?

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Nothing, probably.

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KIDS ARE DIRTY. Period

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People are dirty.

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HANDS are dirty, by design they create "filth" all day long to keep our skin alive, and that "filth" glues dust etc. to everything.

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washing lego every now and again is not a bad idea...

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Dose it bother anyone else when people call Lego Legos. You don't say thers a lot of sands in the jar.

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Yep. If I see "legos" it's instant downvote. Even lego put up a post saying stop calling it legos.

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They use the S off of maths

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yes, very much so.

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*Does

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Yeah, thats pretty normal in my experience. It doesnt take much, there are nooks and crannies everywhere in lego pieces

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It was just one 8th block.

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Had a 4 year old nephew who chose to poop in his lego bucket and hide it... ...made for a fun x-mas get together/s

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Dayum

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The inni surface of Lego is like your belly button. There is a lot of stuff growing in it. Wash it regularly.

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Really. Not only did you pluralise Lego as Legos (ugh) but you added an ' as well.

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I’m a non native speaker and I was tired. My apologies for inconveniencing you.

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I did the bra bag hack, lego ripped the bag and went all over the washing machine.

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Life hack :)

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as a male, whats a bra bag?

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Yeah basically a mesh bag with a zipper or drawstrings.

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As a male who lives with a female, I can now tell you it’s a zip up bag for delicates, bras panties etc to go in the washing machine

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thats what i thought

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Thanks, as an uncivilized girl, I also didn't know

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Special mesh bag for the 'expensive underwear'.

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So the best way to clean toys is the sanitize setting on a dishwasher inside of one of those bra bags. Steamy clean

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Any chance the Legos would melt in the heat?

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Has not happened yet for me. Works great.

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I don't think so. I washed toys for years teaching preschool and legos for the dip every other day. Do a test batch.

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I mean every machine is different I had a Bosch dishwasher and I didn't put it on high temp I just put it on 25 min sanitize

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The plural of Lego is Lego. Sorta like ninja, samurai,

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The singular of Lego is Legus.

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Wait, it’s not Legi?

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They are using Lego, the possessive of Lego is Lego's. Why are they using a possessive? I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA!

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And? Children are dirty, and dirt is good for their immune system. I'd advise no worrying so much about it.

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Yep this is how ya get kids allergic to everything. Let them live in filth

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Some newer studies have shown that introducing kids to more foods early on can lessen allergies

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Well that doesn't surprise me at all.

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*tapeworms liked that*

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if your kids get tapeworms from hand oils, your kids deserve to have tapeworms.

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Ah yes, because no child would ever touch dirt or a dead animal or feces...

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We used to tie it up in a pillowcase and shove it in the washing machine.

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Mesh bag is easier

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My method was always a mesh bag in the dishwasher. I still use that method for things too small for the basket to this day (like chopsticks)

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You could probably use one of those bags for bras. They have a zip.

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I think the rough edges would tear that type of bag open during a wash cycle. Then legosplosion in your washer. Oof.

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You can get ones tougher than just mesh.

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Dishwasher on low heat is more gentle for washing LEGO

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I can hear their clacking about in the washer.

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That is genius!!!!

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Why shove, be kind, place it.

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I do that for my computer keyboard keys every now and then

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Volunteered at a children's museum, this was their method of washing several thousand duplo blocks

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Just make sure to tumble dry on low unless you want a big ball of melted plastic.

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Don't, it'll scratch them. Spread them out on a towel to dry.

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I used to buy bulk lots from a used toy dealer. Cold wash, gentle cycle, and make sure that pillowcase is tied TIGHTLY.

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And then dump then on a towel and pick out all the icky MegaBlocks.

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We did that to our nephew as well.

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To your nephews Legos... Right?

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A lot of little kids want to be astronauts this just gets them ready for training...think of it as educational

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I love how the reply has more upvotes than the actual comment. I absolutely love the internet. I needed a good laugh. +1 for the internet.

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You can get an actual imgur award for that!

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Sometimes it's the only way to get the little buggers clean - particularly after rugby in a swamp.

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Never played rugby with legos in a swamp before but it sounds like fun

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I'm looking forward to seeing it in the Olympics in due course.

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Did that after a flood. Picked up all the fucking Lego I could find, soaked in bleachy water for a few days and then into the washer!

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I’m sorry to hear you had to endure a flood.

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Yeah, it sucked! Over 2 feet of water in the house, lost everything that couldn't be washed in the washer at my sisters house

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Whoa, I'd be careful with bleach, as it's supposed to be bad for plastics over long exposure, but it sounds like it worked well.

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After a flood, bleach is your friend

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I know you mean a house or something but I'm imagining someone panning for Lego after a river had overflown.

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There’s Legos in them thar hills!

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That's kinda what it felt like, since there was so much mud and muck!

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there's pearl metallic gold in them there hills

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They're expensive enough that it would be worth it. If there were a river that produced Lego that could be panned like gold

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Potential Marketing scheme?

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Like a dirt patch people can pay per hour to dig in, and there's Legos buried everywhere. Because Legos float the panning idea is flawed

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wouldn't a delicates bag be better? Idk I'd probably use this in the sink/tub rather than machine though

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I use a zippered pillow case as a delicates bag cause the normal delicates bags just die in my washer

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I didn't trust it to survive the battering.

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It was waaaay to much for a delicates bag.

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This & sanitize cycle on the dishwasher.

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But then you won’t get the satisfaction of seeing the dirty water!

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Oh hell no - Lego say 40C max.

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Sanitize cycle would be too hot, since it's around 150°F or higher while LEGO bricks can begin to warp around 105°F or so.

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LEGO bricks are made from ABS plastic, which has a melting point of 221⁰F (105⁰C)

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From the LEGO website:

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So no hospital steam autoclave- got it. (Those go up to 270F usually)

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