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What is the standard practice?
Send,food and butts. Not together. Okay maybe together.
And kitties and puppies
Larrimus1
DarthDrion
Shiny math rocks go clack clack
Quaralane
Been there, done that
ThePastmaster
In Sweden during the 90's RPG Panic, a parent said on national television that it was obvious that RPG's are dangerous. 1/2
ThePastmaster
"Their dice have TWENTY sides! No wonder there why you'd go out an murder some random homeless people. I'd go nuts as well." 2/2
ElioNope
I have bad dice specifically reserved for people with bad luck. The two negatives seem to cancel out and they roll well again.
Fallingsnow57
I only have the cursed bag at this point.
Bassi1990
I have a wooden Dicebox that I engraved scenes from our groups into
Erebus23
Ooh, care to share?
MegatronPewPew
True story, if I use the dice that betrayed me as a player when I DM, they PUNISH the fuck out of the group. So weirddddd
Erebus23
Good for when you want a story to have some drama
atzanteotl
All my dice are kept in the same Crown Royal bag.
Synapses14
SAME YO!
LordSkippyTheMagnificent
My D6 are in a Crown bag and that bag is in a Basil Hayden bag with other bags.
atzanteotl
We need to go deeper
skallagrim
same
reykjavikparadise
That is one superstitious craps player
LittleMit
I wore my new d20 in my bra for a week to attune it to me. Seems to have worked nicely.
Erebus23
There is a joke about "they're natural" somewhere in here
4vie
Where's her bag of dice with all the ones rolled out of them?
manslut
All my dice sets have their own bags BUT I mix and match dice to fit my character's needs and keep the character dice together.
narniasreal
I have so many bags of dice. I don't know how I got so many
Gamemaster64
Panel 4
miados
I recently got a bag to put seven of my dice bags in......
SydneySleeper
Chocolate? CHOCOLATE?!
Shewy92
ReleaseThePasta
MAAAA!
thesplashingblumpkins
I thought the post was about liars dice or something but then i rememeber i was on imgur and its definitely dungeons and dragons
Erebus23
You've guessed right
strugglesnuggler
Turn epsom salt into a nice brine. Float your dice in it to see what sides they favor. Then question your life choices.
drbloodbathmc
I refuse to. If my lucky dice end up being weighted to be good then I’m kind of obligated to not use them. I can still use them if 1/2
drbloodbathmc
They’re just lucky 2/2
strugglesnuggler
Denial ain't just a river in egypt
Amesang
I keep my dice in a clear plastic tube I got at the Home Depot; doubles as a dice cup.
mak10z
Don't mess with the Yoda dice. they're fickle bunch-will give you a hotstreak, and then throw it in the the ditch if they feel so inclined.
trekgoddess
KnightCommanderRahl
I bought a set of dice that consistently low below an 8, typically 1s. Whenever the party does something stupid, I start rolling with them
Erebus23
There's oddly sweet
Wanzik4
Ascribing Agency to the Polyhedron!
YouL0stTheGame
I love how we’ve all just accepted that luck doesn’t go into the rolls you get and its the dice that are evil
Erebus23
Well dull, how else will we justify buying more?
TheMouseOfMadness
Not all dice are manufactured equally. There's that whole trick about floating them in salt water to see if they're evenly weighted
IFoldlyGo
When you get dice, see if they tend to roll high or low. Put them into separated bags, and remember which is which
GreyKnightCpt
I smash my betrayal dice to dust, scrape their dead ashes into my big dice bag so the other dice learn what happens.
Erebus23
Haha that's cruel i love it
zztophat1
I DM so my kit is a little weightier: /a/TZ3CeD5
Erebus23
Throw it at bad players
TlsGrz
Also, while not in the bag the dice always have to lay with the best number up (1 in the system I play) so they get used to that position.
kylania
This post knows me! /a/CZONApw
Erebus23
Holy Wormwood!
CuteUnicornStar
OH BOY
FemaleINTJ
You and my husband would get along I think.
jherazob
MeanWinchester
Wyrmwood make gorgeous trays, boxes and such, but god damned they are so expensive
NintendoSupport
"Use the code:critrole for free shipping" DAMN you, Box Machina
OmenshahChannel
They have quartz dice for $80, I love the hobby, ain't spending that much.
LinwoodLTHR
Never beats Laura's collection
Pipetri
Dice Jail !
EveryoneGetsAFreeCat2
These bad boys?
OneCoolFrood
*harp sounds*
LinwoodLTHR
Laaauuuraa Baaailey
FookinPrawns
That D6 is escaping
Erebus23
Get back in there!
aferal
I'm out of the loop.
GlitchKs
https://www.reddit.com/r/criticalrole/comments/6dtvqc/no_spoilers_laura_baileys_dice_superstitions/
Varzoth
Laura Bailey on Critical role has like.. a giant bucket of dice.
pptninja
You gotta have a dice jail for the cursed dice. Otherwise they mix in with the rest and spread their curse
Naefindale
Nonsense. It’s all in the wrist. When you get a bad result you just didn’t try hard enough.
DVSBSTrD
I'm pretty sure that bag should be WAY bigger.
DiceyBusiness
There is no escaping Chaos, it consumes us all.
pptninja
ignimbrite
I remember at my GW to 'uncurse' dice they'd rub them on a Greater Demon of Nurgle's box. Papa Nurgle loves you.
pptninja
DontYuckMyYum
I don't believe in incarceration, I believe in rehabilitation! salt cleansing is the way I go.
ArchonIlladrya
I had a d20 roll 3 Nat 1s in a row and get my new character killed. So I stuck it in the freezer and hit it with a hammer.
pptninja
Byrd3790
Found Laura Bailey's Imgur account
CycloneSP
man, I was totally about to say something similar XD she is so superstitious about her dice XD
pptninja
Erebus23
I like youi
TasmanianEmu
As do i
BecauseSometimes
Or you can just destroy them like I do. Blow torch, drill, firework. Your dice can't hurt you anymore if they're dead.
pptninja
DickDastardly404
no such thing as a cursed dice. Its just the start of the dice's redemption arc. You gotta keep rolling it.
umbralwaffle
Ascribing Agency to the Polyhedron
DickDastardly404
Its just for a bit of fun, innit mate?
umbralwaffle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_b47zsPzTLI
pptninja
They will get their chance only after a stin5 in dice jail
freezingpilot
Or, bring out the drill, lead, and microwave.
DickDastardly404
What the fuck does that mean? :0
Lightnyn
Smooktoosh maybe?
DickDastardly404
I'm afraid idk what either of you are talking about
CaptainWolfsburg
I like to light my bad d20's on fire with my other d20's encircling it as an example of what becomes of failure to perform.
Synapses14
This made me laugh +1
Erebus23
Haha that's so twisted i love it
TheKindlyOnes
.303 british. BAM. pieces are left among the other cursed in the mud.
elchacho
Are they flammable? I've never tried but have a set that need to be made an example of
shortbuswastaken
Elmer's rubber cement makes anything flammable, in my experience.
KhaoticDreamer
As does a nice coating of that canned fuel used for camping.
AndThenThereWereSquirrels
You know, that warning about it being carcinogenic on the side is not a bluff
skwint
Every week you should throw all the dice and burn the lowest numbers. They'll soon get the message.
silencewillfallwhenthequestionisasked
As someone who has never played D&D...is there no situation in which a low toll could be advantageous?
CorporalHumungousErectus
If you wanna get into the boys soul
silencewillfallwhenthequestionisasked
Roll, not toll.
CorporalHumungousErectus
Troll toll
shortbuswastaken
Not really, youre always rolling to beat a target number with a bigger number, unless you homebrew something that values low values
silencewillfallwhenthequestionisasked
Now I know. Thanks for the info!
ShrubNinja
I've got one d20 that my grandpa gave me when I met him for the first time when I was 14. I've used that as my die through thick and thin(1)
JustBoone
G-pa ticked ya, that d20 is loaded so it never rolls a natural 20! Muahahaha he was a merciless Dm back in the day!
ShrubNinja
for 15 years now. I think I'd have a legit panic attack if I lost it now, haha (2)
Zaronis
Believe in the heart of the dice, ShrubNinja.
TheDivineUsersub
New idea for a movie: Someone steals the dice from Keanu Reeves and Liam Neeson's D&D session.
graspee
Whoa. I have a particular set of skills.
ShrubNinja
"And I've got them written down on this character sheet, here."
NyekunduTembo
I have a d20 from my friend who died last December. He taught me to play. I hope I keep it for 15+ years.
Erebus23
Shit, sorry for your loss as well. Make it into a necklace/pendant?
NyekunduTembo
That’s a good idea but I think it should be used. Ya know?
ShrubNinja
I feel the same way. Maybe when it's worn down to where it doesn't roll well I'll think about something like that.
Whydoeseveryonebelieveme
Maybe get a tattoo of a d20 with the same coloration? That way if you ever do lose it, you have something permanent to remember.
ChainmailleAddict
That's like laminating a paper towel.
ShrubNinja
(grandpa has since passed, I like to use it to remember him)
JohanWyss
You had a good grandpa. May his spirit bless thy rolls.
Erebus23
May his lifetime of luck bless your rolls
Fleaofpain
Damn those death saving throws. Gets you every time.
Erebus23
The605
That’s awesome man. Would love to see it!
tschallacka
This rock of fate has been in my family for three generations. It wields the power to influence the fate of the wielder. Use with care.
DildosaurassRekts
That's awesome dude, keep that shit safe! I still have my Warcraft 1 and 2 discs. My grandfather was the one that really brought into gaming
DildosaurassRekts
When I was young
ImKimJongUnAndEverythingIsFine
I’m more interested in the story of why you didn’t meet him until 14
ShrubNinja
Grandma kept secrets and neither of us knew the other existed until then.
The605
Sounds personal
NinjaManMat
My aunt (rip) introduced me to D&D when I was a wee lad. She gave me my first dice, and after 17 years I lost them... 1/2
NinjaManMat
I was legit heartbroken about it, but 2 years later my wife found them, and I'm never letting those dice out of my sight again. 2/2
ShrubNinja
Yep, I keep it on my person at all times