bojo2015
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Apr 22, 2016 1:47 AM
bojo2015
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theherbalhelper
I was just a wee babe
TravNel
Mother FUCKER!
FuckYehFortPants
Don't
sonicfusion2k
Right in the feels...this ain't right...I need to go play on my N64 then everything will be ok again.
newarkitecture
fuuuuuuuck
IKeepChanging
Make that 3
Potatoesdanceformoney
Ohh fuck you!! Why have you told me this information you evil person!!
thishousesmellslikefish
For those new to being old.
doobiedoobiedoobiedoo
Don't.....just...don't
subtlerape
Fuck you Toby
armeggedonCounselor
I'm going to be 30 in 7 years.
Inmate45
As someone born in 1990, that means in 4 years I will be 30. To me, that is far more concerning.
Flether
*sigh* I turn 30 next year. Holy shit.
PurplePixieUK
Shutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutup
lokiBEATSthor
I always say it feels like 10 years ago. True story.
DonaldTrumpsFlaccidHairpiece
There are people working and driving now who were born in a year not begining with 19 :o
CatPresident
There are parents that were not born in a year beginning with 19..
WildBluntHickok
Yeah but that was the START of the 90s. It's the end of the 90s that still feels recent, the start was ages ago.
StarmanUltra
Yeah, this is honestly really dumb. The median for the 90s is only 21 years ago, it's essentially tacking on a decade.
Hedningen
As a child of 89 this made me cringe
BiteTheHandsThatThieve
Ditto
ImTooBigOfAWussToBeTheDoctorsCompanion
Likewise!
sorrynotsorryimnotcanadian
Stop, you're giving me an existential crisis.
saintofchaoticgood
I'm going to be 30.... Wwwhhhhaaaaaaaaaaa..... Aaaaahhhhhhhhh.... No. I refuse to believe it.
Garbinator
I know that feel
WolfNugget
yep. Thanks for making me feel old, OP.
mibango
Now i cry
IAmNotAWitch
NOOOOOOOO!
Obietrice
Omg I'm going to be 30...I don't even have a career yet, had to move back home. Still working through college....wtf.
FauxFargoth
If we take care of ourselves and modern medicine continues to progress, we got another 70.
222Infantree
Fuck. You.
bojo2015
Harsh
peruvianfightingmidgets
Just about there
NotTheSharpestSpoonInTheDrawer
GO BACK! GO BACK!
Racheleatsfood
As someone born in 1990, I do not appreciate being reminded that I'll soon be 30.
claireconcept
Off
sailorjillian
same :'(
wannaBCBA
Fuck.
LoveAndCoffeeButNotNecessarilyInThatOrder
As someone born in 1980, I do not appreciate you being on my lawn.
porrages
I'm a 1990 kid too! *high five
FuckYehFortPants
You 30 yet? Cuz I am ?
BiteTheHandsThatThieve
I was born in 89. Shits happening too soon.
Smighter9000
tell me about it... i used to make fun of my 30 year old cousins....... dammit.
Armistice023
Sorry, still only 10yrs ago. I refuse any higher number
SpiceBoy
Damn right!
HELPMETOMCRUISE
Agreed! This picture just reminds me that in 4 years it'll be the first anniversary of my 29th birthday. >_>
CallsYouATosser
Friend!
IjustWannaParty
As a 28 year old, I agree with you. Fudge that stuff, I'm 10
Armistice023
30 next month, ugh
UsernameIsTheNewBlack
My man!
smarwood
Yes!
DroolingYeastman
Slow down!
EhItsAlright
Looking good!
NastyWetSmear
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles would just be the Mutant Ninja Turtles now. :(
Standingranby
And Boy Meets World would just be "middle aged dude masturbating often."
Apollo1989
more like "mid-life crisis ninja turtles"
Samoht
If anything good can come from the new movies, it's that we can still say they are teenagers.
bojo2015
True story
Rogahar
MIDLIFE CRISIS NINJA TURTLES, HEROES WITH A MORTGAGE - TURTLE POWER!
catprolly
Who wants to watch Middle Aged Fat and Balding Ninja Turtles?...and we are used to them now so it's not PC to call them mutants anymore
HoldingAccount
And they aren't turtles. They're tortoises.
MarvinTheManicDepressiveRobot
Did they ever have hair?
septillion
maybe they were secretly the neo-nazi ninja turtles
NastyWetSmear
Oh, sorry... The, uh... Adult, Genetically Different, Martial Arts Trained Turtles?
IdiotMcNoobtard
"Kowabunga son! Let's go for a ride in my red convertible and drop the bass on some girls!"
NastyWetSmear
Midlife Crisis Turtles?
wwnn
Turtles can be "teenagers" for dozens of years, biologically speaking. Even over a century old they may be quite close to their teen selves.
NastyWetSmear
I spose that's true. We should change the theme song: "Teenagers, at least biologically speaking! Teenagers, not in years but in maturity!"
KennyLAD
Shhhhhhhh..........don't let the turtlekin hear you, this is how things become a thing