TheBloodyLady
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Go back in there and bang him now or I will
Apr 19, 2021 12:38 PM
TheBloodyLady
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Go back in there and bang him now or I will
noonenooner
That's kind of cheesy.
McGingerBeard
Must have been a Gouda date ........ anyone?
Themastersphone
That is a very expensive gift!
AngryGraphicDesigner
That’s probably worth a good deal of money, and what the boy knows has value.
DirtPoorFarmerSeedingUsersub
this is prolly a decent tactic tbh. It has to be deployed correctly
TheresnoDanaonlyZuul
The key to my heart
AntiProtonBoy
She better bang that farmer boy.
ImgeneralBennet
What in the Stardew Valley is this??
proracing53
BidenduexMaximus
blessed are the cheesemakers
xythatoneguyyx
That's expensive!
TOMMOEX
I hear that cheese is worth a lot so I bloody hope they appreciated it
romericanfaux
That was the first tactic in his wheel house.
mrnomoniker
I hope she doesn’t want to be left provolone.
Ochropyra
HE IS A KEEPER!
Ochropyra
Cheeeeeeeeeese
baraseth
LiterallyThatGuyInThePic
Well not this.
GunRack
Any amount of cheese is too much cheese before a date
Paoloc0mments
I love a loaf of milk.
lildude52ca
wouldnt it go bad before you could eat it all?
InboxMeYourHDGIFs
No. That's kinda the whole point of cheese. It's a relatively easy way to store dairy for a long time, even without refrigeration. And with
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refrigeration, and if you keep it sealed even moderately well, it can last a while. Of course, it does depend on how much cheese they eat.
Leonon
I'm not gay but 12kg of cheese is 12kg of cheese.
QuintinParry
And it's way more than 20 bucks.
BillGates5GPigeon
It's only gay if you push back, or choke repeatedly on purpose.... Or don't choke at all.....
StorytellingSalem
Thats a $46,999 wheel of cheese for people who dont know how much cheese is worth 1/2
StorytellingSalem
Like me 2/2
IDontKnowWhatToDoAnymoreAndImTired
Whaaat? 12 KG is only like 26 pounds. A pound of cheese does not cost $2,000. Even accounting for the size it's a few hundred bucks.
StorytellingSalem
Well SOMEONE doesnt know what theyre talking about
Shitbuttfartpoopasscrapturdpissqueef
Depends on the cheese, I don't know what that is but Parmesan being more expensive than most comparatively is 1-2K a wheel.
Woestkonijn
Gotcha.
CableGuyLover
As a Dutch girl, this is the way to my heart (and my arteries)
MarioBoon
As a Belgian guy I would ask your adress
4vie
As a Swedish guy, I would welcome that guy to my family as a brother in law.
soepie7
Tijd voor mij om kaas te kopen!
7CentsVern
My mom loves the dutch cheese that has seeds in it (can't remember the name) I find it awful. That combination should not exist
CableGuyLover
I think you mean the cheese with cumin seeds in it? That can be an acquired taste lol. We also have with coriander seeds, and with cloves.
7CentsVern
Yup Leyden I believe. Its rough. The texture between smooth and seeds is very off-putting
EvilPidgey
Huh thought it was through the 4th and 5th rib
PeteThePerv
the low landers have an alien and terrifying biology
sf111
Now she can resist fire
ialwaysexpectthespanishinqusition
Have you heard of the high elves?
3Davideo
It's not a story the Noldor would tell you.
themobileappisbroken
iloveyouasaperson
Reading the stuff above that is real creepy “steal stuff and hair from women” shit
velvetbunny1
HenryLongfellowIII
Filled with rue describes a lot of relationships.
RoseNoire66613
This needs a bigger red circle.
seedye
PUA handbook for druids?
djknetic
Ah, the old rue in the shoe trick. Gets 'em every time.
sothisisthirty
Does that also say to perspire in his food?
Harbltron
Also to incorporate nails, hair, or other bodily features in the food. Yum.
BanGurHeaD
TheMunki
InboxMeYourHDGIFs
And don't forget the Lurpak Spreadable Butter!
Dogman1227
nicodepies
Why is this so mesmerizing
themobileappisbroken
James may has a brilliant tv persona.
DropsWittyComments
*perfect thud* “Cheese”
Netskimmer
Don't act like you don't want it...
romericanfaux
For that much cheese I’d go on a date. With my wife’s permission of course.
DonteHaversham
The post says the gifter is a guy. Are you cool with that?
romericanfaux
I love cheese. And this could be a go to the gun range or axe throwing date.
Mister57
AND... you can use the axe to cut the cheese.
romericanfaux
That could be a new business idea. Axing cheese.
Mister57
It’s cheese, who wouldn’t be ok with it?!
itsahorse
imsam77
That's not cheap...
Ruhig
He knows a guy...
Lew4731
If it's significantly aged (12 years?) it would be worth around $30/pound, or a total of about $150.
HedonistBeard
It is when you're the producer. Well, cheaper at least, significantly cheaper.
hugespider
How much is it worth?
ICollectReactionGifs
Banks still take wheels of cheese as collateral in some places sooo
Ruhig
Even if you assume the unrealistically low price of $1/100g for cheese, that's still $120. Probably like 4x that though, or more.
InboxMeYourHDGIFs
I've gotten a good aged cheddar for just under $2/100g (about $8.75/lb). I think you're overestimating the price of cheese.
HedonistBeard
Since he's a farmer odds are higher that he was the producer or got it from the producer, for a fraction of that price.
imsam77
Bout tree fiddy
MakeCorruptionIllegalAgain
Wait a minute...
TheYoungJaywalker
Nessie!
lightfoot2
That is the dowry
ranivotz
The dowry comes from the woman's family, not the man's, and is given to the couple. The bride price is given from the man/his family to the>
ranivotz
>bride's family. And then there's the "morning gift" in germanic cultures given to the woman by the man the morning after their wedding>
ranivotz
>night, meant to be used as life insurance in case/when he dies. There you go, a lesson in matrimonial gifts you didn't ask for.
MsLusus
Found the anthropologist/historian :D
ranivotz
Hehe, sociologist* with an interest in history!