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He finishes 10 minutes behind, eating a hotdog.
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Jastaxor
JOKE THIEF!
ColoradoSky
God damnit I'm doing my best
UpvoteNation
Cmon Phil!
CapnnJack
ChrisW123456
Does this guy do a bit about how he looks a little like James Deen?
coflounder
Didnt Bill Murray tweet that yesterday?
jfield2
I feel like they're boring because nationalism has gone out of style.
NotMozart
Then we have one of those magical moments where they win because everyone else fell over or something.
Ikemann5000
http://imgur.com/yLVurjX
ThatGrrlOverThere
This was the first legitimate LOL I've had in awhile. I wasn't sure what the sound was.
jezmck
And this is why I prefer the Paralympics.
PuppyDontCare
Be honest, they´d kick your lazy ass
strongseth
Did he steal this from Bill Murray's tweet, or did Bill Murray steal it from this guy?
pleasequotemovies
Latter https://www.facebook.com/brett.druck/posts/10101093569265558?notif_t=like¬if_id=1470770016186652
KyleBeach
to be fair, if you want to see that level of comparison just watch any USA basketball game in the olympics.
PEnsing
Well... The olympic comite made rules against amateurs competing. After Eric the Eel and Eddy the Eagle
ProphetTenebrae
It's true. It's not that impressive without proper context. Step up, Phil!
Gevoloholobodoyo
Hey, it's rare that someone uses my name for anything meme related. I feel special.
ColoradoSky
:(
lifeofasemicolon
I volunteer as tribute!
ProphetTenebrae
Onya, Phil.
SenatorHillaryIAmStillInTheRaceClinton
He stole this joke from Bill Murray
BarlesCharkley34
Who is Bill Murray?
pleasequotemovies
Actually I tweeted the joke two weeks before that account .
pleasequotemovies
https://www.facebook.com/brett.druck/posts/10101093569265558?notif_t=like¬if_id=1470770016186652
TheWhiteoutt
So did people before you. I bet it was said before you were born. Remember that.
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gerryhallcomedy
It wasn't Bill Murray, it was parody Twitter account. Those steal jokes all the time.
SenatorHillaryIAmStillInTheRaceClinton
Bill "Fucking" Murray does not steal jokes
jumaru
Amy Schumer of course. She is the most original.
SenatorHillaryIAmStillInTheRaceClinton
She is a rapist.
jumaru
and that's very relevant.
SenatorHillaryIAmStillInTheRaceClinton
I don't support non-apologetic rapists.
DoctorJungyBrongen
The marathoners will be running between 4:40 and 4:50 mile pace for 26.2 miles. Go to a track and try to run 1 mile that quickly.
HotMagentaDuckFace
I am a grownass woman and you can't make me put down this sleeve of Oreos and do anything.
fistermatic5000
Best I ever did was a 12 min 2 mile in the army. I was in the best shape of my life
8hourgamer
did that once back in HS, set the 10th grade record with a 4:45 time, it killed me doing it and never was able to improve above it
UndeadDickCheney
I used to be able to run a 5 minute mile. It took a lot out of me
idislikecomingupwithuniqueusernames
Er, no.
CatWithHands
I managed to get my mile down to 10 minutes, and thought I was doing well...:(
WhatsTheMatterOtter
You are. Most of the people I run with go at an 8:00-9:30 pace. These people are employed by the military.
PotooGeatAndWise
17:30 2 mile.
kaynewesticle
People in the military aren't as fit as you think. Most work out just enough to pass a PT test
WhatsTheMatterOtter
Was my point.
CatWithHands
I weigh 250 lbs. I was trying to GET to that pace, and learned just how rough it is. There are advantages to having to do that EVERY day.
WhatsTheMatterOtter
Sorry, was just trying to bring in a realistic perspective to it.
Martecles
Something tells me you are not 2 meters (6'6'') tall.
CatWithHands
5'10" 40+ years old.