LadyMizune
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What is this? I mean what the fuck is this?
Look at this fucking thing. Why? My husband is an imgurian and I hope he sees this shit and what you guys think about it.
She Says, My Husband Is So Special.
My reaction tax because I'm allergic to cats. And dogs.
HippDeutschMan
That is the most epic doormat there is! Its the internet guide cat!
momof3kids2dogs
I'll take it! And I'll order pizza with it right out front!
TheAllPowerfulCthulhu
Abomination?!? HOW FUCKING DARE YOU?? ID DESTROY CITIES AND CRUMBLE CIVILAZTIONS FOR THAT DDOR MAT
burnnieaccouunnt
You are very negative, I would be happy that an effort was made
magundi
He didn't get it for her...is the point. He's a childish control freak.
Limpbananaman
It's actually a beer label! Fantasy Factory IPA out of Madison Wisconsin!
Kittyrat
Are we sure that isn't a "playmat" for a tabletop card game like MtG from inkedgaming.com because that's exactly what it looks like...
PhilFreeman
Exactly
FabulousBadass
That is a fucking awesome doormat.
TheClayKnight
@op is all
LadyMizune
I will be like that to everyone that comes to my door. "LOOK AT IT"
DarkSock
You better hope I never deliver a pizza to your house or you're going to be missing a doormat bitch
RawDogginChixSince2000Six
You sound like you don't deserve him....
greyzacharius
That's a horrible thing to say.
TristonCarter
Not inaccurate though.
greyzacharius
It's pretty inaccurate.
xHussin
i beg to differ
Loominati
smh, greyzacharius is OP's husband...
BigUglyBear
Do I up vote because that doormat is awesome, or do I down vote because you sound like an ass?
AfroSamuraiRM
Upvote because it is a joke.
Loominati
my thoughts exactly. this relationship sounds super toxic.
Vespii
Downvote because its a mouse mat.
HorribleWifey
My 2 yr old has it as his shower curtain. It's rad.
meganical
Your 2yr old has his own bathroom....?
HorribleWifey
Yeah bedroom, playroom, bathroom. He's got a sweet deal.
ans66f
Are they all the same room
HorribleWifey
Nope, three separate spaced
slickiss
More like so special he orders the best doormat ever. If you see this bro make sure you keep that in the inevitable breakup
coolguyzone420
A) that door mat is glorious and B) lighten up a little.
southpawgoesnorth
That's awesome. Husband, leave her and marry me.
greyzacharius
I don't want to die
PoisonInJest
She's gonna find you this way man. Time to make a new account and take up one of these imgurian marriage proposals
greyzacharius
Pfft, unlikely. And She is a good wife, her sarcasm isn't that good but she is my stupid. So its okay.
OneFuckedPony
"She is my stupid" is pretty fucking romantic.
LadyMizune
He's so sweet!
FlappyFeet
It's so small and smooth it looks more like a mouse mat rather than a door mat.
stvhunt132
It looks kind of big for a mousepad I was thinking a play-mat for a card game like magic
TheBreadlord
A lot of gamers buy huge mouse pads. Some for decoration purposes. Some just like low cursor speeds and hate lifting the mouse.
nmixpix
Haha that's what I thought. There is no way this thing is a door mat. It's too smooth.
meganical
Mouse mat? Door mat for mice?
FlappyFeet
Yep I was right: https://www.amazon.com/mounted-unicorn-pad-computer-mousepad/dp/B016PX4RDG
stvhunt132
I dimensions of that mousepad are 10"x 8" making that doorway only a foot wide if it is a mousepad. Same pattern might be a card game mat.
ChellFreeman
Woah, I couldn't comment the link when I found it, what gives?
NameUser10
Yes but there's also a mat ya dingus
LadyMizune
I made this post as a joke. You're all a bunch of fucking assholes.
bisclavrt
www.theverge.com/platform/amp/2016/8/5/12385304/microsoft-windows-ninja-cat-story
bamboolemur
You knew exactly what type of comments to expect. That's like the whole point of your post. You're right though...
MindTheBeard
Hey, sorry your joke didn't go over as planned. In the future, the joke being humorous helps a ton :/
meganical
You made the Funny section's FP............was that not your goal?
SkeltonCensusOfficer
I cannot disagree with this assessment. The joke was pretty obvious.
PsykohGames
i can feel the salt from here.
PiGiSpi
Surprise, asshole post is replied with asshole comments.
TexTexTex
People are joking back at you. Calm down.
Linbeb
I don't think you did and you're just back peddling now that Imgur turned on you.
Snootlebooper
You know, I really wanted to be in your corner about this until you threw the temper tantrum and started calling names.
AfroSamuraiRM
So the ones judging their relationship completely based on assumptions aren't assholes? Hm, I think I need a new name tag then.
Snootlebooper
No, but it's a given rule that if you post something to the internet, Bitching and moaning about backlash is the greater evil.
AfroSamuraiRM
Nah
hippiteehoppitee
I get where you're coming from. If my husband always said no to things I asked for, and then bought himself this, I'd be pissed too
LadyVae
Thats a small door mat, are you sure its not a mouse pad?
LadyMizune
You know. When I opened it i asked why he sent me a giant mouse pad because that's what it felt and smelled like.
Dexterdidnothingwrong
Are you not allowed to buy things for yourself?
KonichiwaT
Same question
twofold
Am I the only one that thought that was a mouse pad?
compuservewasmyoriginalisp
Looks like a playmat for card games.
ChellFreeman
I found it on amazon but it won't let me comment the link. I'm glad I'm not the only one.
LisaMegatron
It's majestic, but looks like kind of a shitty door mat as far as functionality.
stvhunt132
I'm like 90% it's a play-mat for a card game like magic
cnagamer
It's not a door mat. It's a game mat, used for card cashed like Magic, etc. Wife sounds pretty "special" herself...
cnagamer
Cashed = games
Idsertian
Yeah, it's too thin to be a doormat. Plus, how the hell is that supposed to clean boots/why would sully something so glorious?
LtAceSniper
& the smoothness of the surface and the wrinkled middle shows memory foam type of material similar to mouse pads. Worse case shower mat?
ChellFreeman
Nope. Mouse mat.
Oban
Pretty sure it is...
TheGrinchStoleYourShit
How do you NOT order pizza with that on your doorstep?
everyzooisapettingzoounlessyourealittlebitch
Husband him again
LadyMizune
I did!
nudistpriest
Is your husband single?
BrazilianThunderPanda
He'd be better off.
HammerNoodle
We read the same poat? Because he should be
rainmakerab
He will be when he logs on
QSlade
He should be.
greyzacharius
I should?
railgap
...yet?
EverythingISeeIsAJojosReference
With @OP 's bitch attitude, give it time.
MHMabrito
I was thinking that too to be honest. Husband thought he was being funny at that she would enjoy it. Then runs to imgur to shame him. Shitty
MHMabrito
Sounds like she's a little abusive.
biddybiddybumbum
Username confirmed.
Katzenjammers
Maybe she is a 9gagger. My ex was. We used to laugh about that difference.
STINKPICKEL
Soon. . . if she's not an imgurian and, he keeps that shit up. Folks just don't get imgurians, hell for that matter, I don't get us !
106ash
STINKPICKEL
That's right, sometimes it's a WTF, and sometimes it's, That's enough Internet for today.
greyzacharius
I feel so popular
IllegalDuckling
I'd have consensual anal sex with you, no homo.
ThePenguinCrusader
BookerTheBookkeeperHooker
Dude, you obviously dont buy your wife enough gifts. Be a good husband. Buy her a nice dress. With this design.
bamblebimble
Lmao
dokpsy
If you're the husband, answer the question.
greyzacharius
Can confirm I am OPs husband
dokpsy
So... you single?
greyzacharius
.......no
oheina
Srsly. I'd wife the fuck out of you.
greyzacharius
Didn't know wife was a verb. What a time to be morman
oheina
It is on imgur! Just a way to say "That's awesome and you're awesome".
ironjudas
That is an amazing doormat, I'm ordering on right now. My wife will probably be so impressed she might have sex with me. Might.
sixothree
Where did you find?
PsykohGames
But did @ironjudas get laid?
krapmyself
Bad move, OP. Imgurians are gonna fucking love that mat and absolutely despise you for hating on your husband about it.
LadyMizune
I made this post as a joke for my husband. I love the thing and people on here just make me want to die.
OrganicSynthesis
I knew you were joking and thought it was quite funny. Screw these guys for being jerks.
Kraftkooks
This is from a brewery, the beer that sticker is on is called Fantasy Factory. I live in the same town as the brewery, it's named Karben 4
AintNoCompanionLikeABlueEyedMerle
Fantasy Factory is always the first thought when I see this majestic cat. It's a damn good beer.
MrArthurRadley
Nah. They saw the image and licensed it. Welcome to the internet by Jason Heuser. Also, hey Sconnie!
Kraftkooks
Didn't know that! Thanks! On Wisconsin!
Splinelok
I fucking love it. Where did it come from.
neverenoughsauce
Amazon. Its a mousepad. OP is not so bright.
ygohomer
Gaurdians of the Galaxy 3. leaked movie poster
MarkSijbring
Its from a game called trials fusion
WheelieMachine
Its in a video game called Trials Fusion. But is probably known from somewhere else, too.
yeekee
I'd want it in the house someplace... I'd be afraid someone would steal it, or it'd get ruined by weather
sixothree
It looks more like a large mousepad than a door mat.
AardnT
Trials fusion! The Ubisoft game about stupid racing and stuff
WheelieMachine
Its not stupid. xD maybe just a lil' bit
SILOKEL
I dont think she likes your opinion
nephthystraugott
http://www.windowscentral.com/here-microsoft-ninja-cat-wallpaper
ArkenX
Her Husband.
FlipTheBirdBeforeTheBirdFlipsYou
Lazy lazy people
DoctorWhoDoctorFancy
Google "the most awesome image on the internet"
Criscartersfallguys
Trials fusion. It's an Xbox one game. This is one of the characters you can play with.
Kobe168
It's not just for Xbox
WheelieMachine
My friend has it for Ps4 and i for PC
theoxfordcomma
Actual source is Jason Heuser: http://sharpwriter.deviantart.com | https://www.">rt.com">http://sharpwriter.deviantart.com | https://www.etsy.com/shop/sharpwriter?ref=s2-header-shopname
Zeke8762
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jackorr
I just typed in cat unicorn shirt into Amazon and found it plus many other cat unicorn combos
CatsAndTats
http://sharpwriter.deviantart.com/art/Welcome-to-the-Internet-Please-Follow-me-322248378
Zeke8762
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monochord
Trials Fusion? http://store.steampowered.com/app/245490/
Orpheusko
Where did it go? Where did it come from? Cotton eye joe
bustersmissinghand
Why did this make me laugh?!
vvaspss
I thought about this right away and knew someone had already left a comment like that
KosherSquid
Beaten by 45 minutes. Damn..
Barantor
Did you know this song is about swabbing for STDs?
StonerCatJay
Considering how old the song is I have my doubts about that
MosquitoLobido
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/152/332/33d.jpg
boxesoftacos
How'd you get that cotton in your eyes? You'd better Leave, Joe. You're scaring the children...
NameUser10
I vaguely remember that comic
SortaKindaFunny
*FIDDLE MUSIC INTENSIFIES*
pizzalyph
Omg I can't stop laughing now
nathanielac
Fiddlin'
nathanielac
Just say it out loud. Fiddlin'.
AntiEvil007
http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/powerlisting/images/2/20/Robot_Devil_Fiddle.gif/revision/latest?cb=20150515170914
KrazyKec
I too wish to know where this comes from
KirchoffsVoltageLaw
A man needs a link
gritzy328
The link is too long, but there a matching shower curtain.
EnByOwl
https://www.amazon.com/Special-unicorn-Doormat-15-7-Inch-23-6-Inch/dp/B00O7GW1V4
racheldawes
Aforementiomed beer sauce: https://www.karben4.com/beer/fantasy-factory/ ... Also I am a sauce because I've had said beer
thisUS
No doormat for sale from what I can see unfortunately
racheldawes
The Madison, WI, based brewery, Karben4 has this exact image on one of their beers....
teddyboops
I heard the brewery asked the artist for the image pro bono. Artist agreed then realized they were using it more extensively than thought.
FriendOfTheCuttlefish
Fantasy Factory! One of my favorite beers!
moonXbeam
im like legit pissed off that she is complaining. i would rewife him if i were her.
Solivoid
I'm not at the point of being pissed off, but I do agree it's a pretty ugly mat.
moonXbeam
nonono....this is literally one my all time favorite images of internet history
kowala88
right! this makes my husband look so lame
stickemwiththepointyend
Man. I would order more things for delivery so EVERYONE could see my glorious door mat. Where did he get it @Op?
Seanpark21
If you plan on ordering one of these, I would probably hurry before they sellout because of this post!
stickemwiththepointyend
Way ahead of you. Already ordered 2 :)
LadyMizune
He got it on amazon. I've been laughing my ass off at this thing since I opened it. I don't even want to step on it and mess it up.
stickemwiththepointyend
I'm buying myself one, and my ex husband. Cuz I know his daughter will love it and make him use it hahahahaha
phatmanskinnycan
Ex?
stickemwiththepointyend
Yes?
phatmanskinnycan
But why?
greyzacharius
Amazon, https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00O7GW1V4/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o03_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1
BeAGrape
. Cool shit
Finduses
No shipping to where i live ;(
somenumbers
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SonDadMasterOfTheUniverse
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stickemwiththepointyend
Glory. Thank you.
YouOpenedTheConsole
I clicked this link and wound up buying a shower curtain of a cat eating pizza and a taco in front of a nebula. Thanks.
MisterPurples
Just bought one for my wife, she's going to love it!
PrincessLeliana
Fuck you. That is the best doormat ever and your husband is an amazing soul who deserves better than your unappreciative ass.
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BarakaWakaFlame
CrackerwiththeBeaner
NotEvenAlittleBit
I know. What an unappreciative twat.
DeathBeUponYou
Yeh you tell that turd an tell her good.
Namle9123
magundi
Not at all. He's acting like a controlling, self-centered teenager.
HowILearntToStopWorryingAndLoveTheBomb
Really? Because he never says anything nor does anything in the post except order a doormat.
RamblingIke
I think your husband needs a different gf
SonsOfMoog
He's probably her doormat.
callmethelizardqueen
Well, he's a guy.. on imgur... ordering that doormat. He's clearly everyone's doormat irl
Isthe4thtimethecharm
Seriously who wants to be with someone who is "allergic" to dogs.
cyno01
https://smile.amazon.com/GoodSense-Allergy-Relief-Loratadine-Tablets/dp/B00HE66ZUC/
causality
It's possible to be allergic to dogs but damn is it rare.
ss10t
unfortunately not too rare :/
OmNachoMama
It's not that rare. I'm allergic to pet dander. I live on Benadryl and Zyrtec. Fuck allergies, give me floofs!
causality
That makes me sad.
OmNachoMama
I don't let it stop me!
LouderThanGodsRevolverAndTwiceAsShiny
snazzbasket
That
QuixoticGoingDjinn
Butterscotch Copperfield looks so young in this gif. What's it from?
poppywoppy
looks like the show Thirtysomething. he plays Hugh Laurie's son. also has the current Doctor Who in it acting like a loon.
IZ42
Bingledonk gooblecock
GnarlyG75
Bumpercar Campervan
hapsdinersdumpster
Bendybridge Cucumberdink
SwarzeTrauer
BarnesandNoble Caddyshack
lildeidei
Gibberish Makesnosense
IdUpvoteYouButYoureAt69
Found the husband lol
greyzacharius
Nope afraid that isn't him.
aBastardNoLonger
Why do you always tell your wife no when she asks you for things?
greyzacharius
Cause we can't afford nice things
NameUser10
But the mat...
MoooCow
That's exactly what husband would say on an alt account.
greyzacharius
That would be true but I'm too lazy to make an alt account
LongCommentChainAppreciator
That's exactly what the husband would say >:O
BannaGiraffeDriver
More like found the wife the husband "deserves"
freshneverfrozenwendyshamburger
I would order that. Your husband is a genius.
IWantToShakeMyBigBabyBooty
I got that on my credit card.
freshneverfrozenwendyshamburger
Awesome
Gmayor61
I'd order it and place it in front of an unsuspecting friend's door.
snarkysunbro
Never knew I wanted a doormat of a cat riding a unicorn until today.
jjuerg
There's also a beer called Fantasy Factory from K4rben 4 in Madison, WI with this on their label.
snarkysunbro
The important question though... Is the beer good? :P
jjuerg
It was Madisons favorite beer for 2 years.
freshneverfrozenwendyshamburger
Honestly, I don't think anyone did.
snarkysunbro
Amazon apparently has them for 8 bucks, with free shipping.
freshneverfrozenwendyshamburger
I'm going to show it to my wife and gauge her reation to it. She will probably think it's dumb
snarkysunbro
I shall await the update.
greyzacharius
Thank you, I'm glad people enjoyed the idea.
thehungryguy
well, we all appreciate the awesome gift. even if she doesn't
TrufflesBrewing
Keep the mat, not so sure about the wife.
Chronoxplayer
Rock it on a shirt for you both XD
greyzacharius
If this existed in a shirt I would totally wear it.
Chronoxplayer
you can get it made!
greyzacharius
Ugh, effort.
Datsinginguy
Shame the gf doesn't appreciate it as well
BlankhasdiedofDysentery
Well the GF might, we haven't heard her opinion yet.
Datsinginguy
The above post bitching about said welcome mat is from the gf!
ErukaS
Underrated comment spotted!
timmy26
Are you OPs husband? If so, where did you get this? A friend of mine really likes it?
greyzacharius
Yup that would be me, https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00O7GW1V4/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o03_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1.
ShutUpStephen
It's on a shower curtain too
DeweyDanger
Fucking dot
AloeMarieCIV93
And suddenly amazon is sold out of this previously obscure and phenomenal product...
UpvoteTotem
The Internet, unlike your wife, dig it
idontknowphilmaybe
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SleepyKeetom
Dot
theshinobi23
And only 7 bucks? That's awesome.
mebe21
Will arrive sometime between may 2-23. Also, there's a shower curtain version!! I want them both.
greyzacharius
And I have no idea if you're friend likes this.
FirefighterCaboose
Ordered for my new place. Thanks!
Forestsky
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crackblind
Whelp, I know what my son is getting for his birthday
JustJoan112
Omg. There is a shower curtain as well!!!
Hcrld
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HowToDisappearCompleteIy
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HowToDisappearCompleteIy
oh it doesn't ship to Finland :(
JustAPhysicsGuy
Thank you! Could not resist, especially with the price.
Vijo
I've got to get this for the name alone... for myself, not my friend!
donwisdonwas
Dot
TheBrofessionaI
You should leave her right now. Name calling and disapproval like that is hurtful. I'm sorry you have to put up with her shit.
AD0LFHlTLER
The 3 at best bought a dog to piss him off according to her. And this post, just messed up
TwoVhsCopiesOfGoodfellas
Your doormat is incredible, don't let no fool tell you different. I can't tell if your wife wrote this in jest or actually hates it...
CradleR0bin
Thank you. I was looking to find where to buy this! My wife will love it!
theshinobi23
*evil laugh*