You can swim in lava, but only once.

Apr 5, 2020 10:31 PM

Cat tax Peaches being lazy during quarantine.

Edit: Front Page woo! Just to answer your question on peaches butt, that does indeed look like another face. She was spayed as a kitten, and I assume it's due to how she healed from the operation.

..ehh..... that cat has a nose butt

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cute at both ends, your cat is an original :))

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#5 “oh yeah you’re gonna want to go to the dc universe. big ol’ sack of shit lives there goes by clark kent.” -deadpool

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Is it me or does his butt look like another cats face..

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SHI-CAGO

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This was a great dump. I hadn't seen any of them before, and they were all funny. Bravo!

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#14 That's literally my brain. I can jump 3+ songs in 1 stanza without even realizing it.

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You don't need a parachute to skydive, but you do need one to skydive twice.

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It’s my garbage and I want it now!

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Wilford Brimley in Peaches’ butt

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The Rick and morty one #11 is by Rob Israel https://instagram.com/robisrael?igshid=7dw0pkcg14ph

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Thank you for the sauce!

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Outstanding dump

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Why was Ben Shapiro in the replies to that?

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You cannot swim in lava. It's too dense. Trust me. I tried. Twice.

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I like how #5 is asking that dipshit Ben Shapiro for help.

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He does seem to be a functioning asshole, so maybe he has some expertise to share?

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Does it bother anyone else the Lamborghini sign crosses door panels. Did the sign get mutilated or fall off when the door opened?

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Catbuttface

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Catbuttface for the win

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Peaches has a face in it's butt?

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I assume it's from her spay operation as a kitten, just the way she healed lol

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Nose and cheeks

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Your cats nether regions look like the concealed part of her face and I can’t unsee it

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ngl #2 is kinda sad

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#1 *Derek,

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Bro the clickhole one absolutely lost me. Still trying to catch my breath

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Peaches has a cat face in its butt.

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Break me off a piece of that Chrysler car.

6 years ago | Likes 151 Dislikes 0

Football cream?

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apple sauce

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Football cream.

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BOOM

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Mustard gas

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Anal Probe.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Why does that cat ass look like another cat mouth?

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To answer your question, I believe it's just from her spay operation. Just how she healed.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As someone that works in the vet field, that is not where we spay them from. Usually the incision is at lower abdomen to get to the uterus.

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Looks more like a rabbit mouth to me

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God dammit that second-to-last one. You made me read that with my own internal voice.

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I was so mad at this one

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I love Peaches

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Millions of them? For me?

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Shes a very good kitty!

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

She looks like the best kitty!

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

She really is, she helps me with my anxiety. She also loves nose boops, cuddles and gives kisses.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why she got another face on her butt

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Lmfao I never noticed that, shes been spayed so it might just be how they sewed her up.

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My neighbor has an orange tabby named Peach! They could be twins. She uses her cute fluffiness to extort food out of me

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shes part siamese and calico! She has amazing markings on her. She also loves nose boops!

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That's adorable!

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Shikaka! You know you heard it in "that" voice

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God damn right

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v

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ChiiiiiicaaaaaaaGO!

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Ssssssssmokin

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CHIIIIICAAAAAGOOO!

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Guuuuanoo.

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Helloooo, does poop ring a bell?

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I kneeled.

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Didnt even have to think about it, it just happened...

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v

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Shishkebab! Shawshank Redemption! CHICAAAA-GO!

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You’re outta here!

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What is shikaka?

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An albino bat from Ace Ventura II with an extra spicy guano that can end world hunger.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

It’s from Ace Ventura II

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You haven't lived if you don't know about shikaka.

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Oh

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Apparently it's time to rewatch those, cause I completely forgot about that.

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Fuck that, I said it out loud in that voice

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Yup

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There are dozens of us!

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Yep

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same

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Doot

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