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MyDogsPrettierThanMe
John Mulaney owns the Ice T impression
RealScienceMan
What I really need is a law and order improve show that starts with a line like this then they have to go with it.
pugilist
I could go for some sweet chowder right about now.
OhhHaiMark
Nonsense lines for a nonsense show ????
KissChasey
O.G. Best album.
theboned1
Just like little girls in pink dresses throwing hot dogs down a hallway.
hsmith0825j5772
Oh i wish i could spend a day with him and his family, i have always felt love for them, dont know why, God's great!!!!
BLOOD4THEBLOODGOD
https://imgur.com/lFnW6Nn
AegonVITargaryen
John Maleny would love these
orangejuliuscaesar
The entire site by Liartown is hilarious. http://liartownusa.tumblr.com/tagged/law%26ordersvu
PileOfWalthers
The few episodes of CSI:SVU I've seen, for all I know, those are all legit quotes meant to be taken seriously.
GreenEyedMonstr
Executive Producer Dick Wolf
LukeThighwalker69
Well this was fukkin gold +1
Saberwulf1983
Check out his band Body Count
BSusername
Cop Killa
IWouldLikeToGetOffThisRideNowPlease
These sound like lines from Weekend Update with Stefan
stupidfarmer
Lemonade, read the sign!
JBDaSpecialFed11
Delicious
TheIrishMike
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/9c/25/c7/9c25c724436afcf22753de691d53f457.jpg
Uniquesnowflake420
There is a subreddit for this called r/icetseensomeshit or something like that
FernandoRumdebum
MOAR! God I love these
cucumberboy
omg is this real?? fuck I never watched an episode this shit is golden
Dsharppe
StonesOnTheHill
First season was real serious, but by the time Ice T woke up from his dreamstate coma in s3 to fight Pony the Meth King, shit's gotten weird
FreaknikSaveUs
Fuck i love ice T
nostradumasss
No, it's lemonade...
Dsharppe
Bustas can't even see the Ice as he flexes. Ya'll couldn't afford the Benz, so you had to buy the Lexus...
noxmeter
"I'd better CRUNCH THE NUMBERS."
mthrndr01
I'd seen that so many times before someone pointed out that it wasn't actually Ice-T's voice.
SendingThoughtsAndPrayers
i obviously need to watch more Law and Order SVU
CrazyCarretta
They're pretty much all the same, but still so so good!
delpharseven
Looks like we found semen and fecal matter in the victim's ear canal.
UndeadGopher
These are actually lines?
kapp70
Yes, yes they are.
Dsharppe
doctorbees
No, but I've seen all the episodes of this show and tbh they seem like things he'd say.
morningxafter
Haha no
LittleLordThudleroy
Same episode actually S4 E8. Op is a lazy bastard.
middlehead
Yep. I've seen every episode, 100% legit
Masoncartoon
I legit cannot believe they put these lines in...
CorneliusCornwall
It took me way longer than I care to admit to realize these may not be real lines
metricchip
I stopped at the first one and checked YouTube because I needed it to be real.
JoshJitsu
I got down to number 4 before I thought "Hmmm... I'm not sure these are legit."
theartofmath
Wait, these aren't the real lines? I was considering watching the show now. Though that does make more sense...
yuugian
Favorite is still Sweet Chowder #9
tittysprinklesundae
It took me until fingering the stork on webcam. I need coffee
HumanLaurganism
Me too.
TheLadyAnnabelle
It dawned on me at "forced her to fire herself right before Christmas". I laughed...a disturbing amount. My coworkers already think I'm odd
iclearlyhavetissues
Lol I didn’t get it till wolfman pubes and I busted out laughing!
JoshJitsu
That one seemed totally believable though! Frathouse prank for sure.
Normu
It took me to this comment to realize. Seriously Law and Order SVU is so bad that I wouldn't doubt anything you posted about it.
nicouk
Yeah, I'm 50/50. These could easily be real.
morningxafter
“You tellin’ me this guys gets off on little girls with pigtails?” “Yeah Ice, he’s a pedophile and you work in the sex crimes division...
RheaButt
I just watched this last night and you're gonna make me do it again?
LiterallyAwesome
Thanks John Mulaney!
jsnforce
Hell yeah!
GreenEyedMonstr
Executive Producer Dick Wolf
iantollewellyn
Don't forget Speed Weed
ZombieZooZombieZoo
DUN DUN
Mdombrow0
"You mean like when somebody drinks too much, or snorts cocaine, or bets the house on the ponies?"
teeben
"Or like when someone eats too much chocolate cake? Or like when someone eats too much chocolate cake, and then barfs it up?"
morningxafter
*fade to black* Executive Producer: Dick Wolf
desdeqado
Yeah, you're gettin the idea
LuchaDorax
Love John Mulaneys part on the same guys you see every time on the show. Double rape and murder? Naah he's gotta unload that van
morningxafter
Or the bartender who instantly remembers every person he’s ever served. “Oh yeah, I remember her! Blue Sweater Lady! Nice lady! She came...
morningxafter
In around 9:36, 9:37. Left exactly 17 minutes later... yeah she seemed happy. Guy she was with looked pretty upset though...”
LuchaDorax
I loved the movie pitch too. She’s a busy business women who only loves business.
LuchaDorax
Hey can you turn off your cell phone please we’re at a baptism. He’s March madness arregh...
raexgrubb
Yesterday I bought tickets to see John Mulaney when he comes to my city in January. Super excited!
LoveAnew
I've seen him live! He doesn't disappoint. You should be very excited.
morningxafter
Nice! I need to grab tickets for his Seattle show in December
raexgrubb
Check on Livenation. Tickets were about $50 cheaper a piece than what was listed on his website.
morningxafter
Well the ones I was seeing were like $33. But that’s probably just because all they have left is in the way back and the mezzanine.
raexgrubb
Yeah, our tickets are back in the balcony and were $35 a piece through Livenation, but were $80-90 for the same seats through his website.
morningxafter
You’re gonna have to get used to this kind of stuff.”
biggystigs
You mean like when somebody bets the house on the ponies or plays too many scratchy lotteries
Tortfeas0r
Yeah, you get it man
morningxafter
Or like when someone smokes too many cigarettes, or like when someone shops too much with credit cards or like when someone eats too much...
morningxafter
Chocolate cake, or like when someone eats too much chocolate cake and then barfs it up.... *fade to black* Executive Producer: Dick Wolf
LittleLordThudleroy
Now I have to watch that bit again