Not too long ago on a couch slightly further from my toilet than I'd like....

Nov 5, 2017 12:11 PM

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Asking the real questions

inb4 order 66

Mini dump also Cat tax. Theodore Brosevelt

He can be Frank if he's Annie.

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I wish I knew how to make memes. I think snoke looks like jig saw from saw not the little boy.

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Oh my God, how did we never see this *restructures entire face based on belief* look!

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The healer one got me. "Why did you stand in the fire you fuck twat? thats why you didnt get heals"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As one who has been attacked by rogue ceiling fans, more than once, I can get behind Dooku's instruction of such a special technique.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love that you can be a Sith Sorcerer healer and be the epitome of this:

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

#3 I "landed in his behind..."

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Star the last Jedi wars??

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If Anakin could commune with Force Ghosts, do you think ObiWan ever visited him while he was Vader, just to annoy him?

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Landed in his behind?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not Snoke, ffs.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

#2 is this a porno reference? I don’t remember Obi-Wan landing in Darth Maul’s behind

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#3 Obi Wan knew that trick. He taught Anakin that trick. He figured out how to counter that trick. It only works if it's a surprise.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wonk wonk. Insert "you lose" them from the Price is Right here.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that smile tho

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#9 Who said that Jedi ghost thing was heaven or that morality was involved. Maybe your choices are oblivion, of Jedi ghost purgatory.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Jedi were overtly evil and sociopathic. Sith were just cartoonishly villainous. Then again, most religions promote dark acts.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Not sure if it's cannon, but I recall reading that it had to do with the individuals harmony with the Force, their oneness if you will.

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Landed in his behind?

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Not sure if landed in his rear would change much. Yeah.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Obi Wan calling Skywalker a bastard is very funny to me.

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Wait I thought Vader still had one of his arms.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The one Kenobi spared was already claimed by Anakin's first fight with Dooku.

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And was already mechanical.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why do people keep saying "to the knee"? That bothers me.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Skyrim.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I know, I mean the correct quote is "in the knee".

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i heard the sounds of the lightsaber

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When the sheer brilliance hits youv

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Well this just made my day. Fucking brilliant

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apparently biden is some kind of ultra pedo, can anyone confirm?!?!?

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To be fair, it was a very nice rope.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Flex-steel tow-cable, to be precise. Source: NERRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDD!

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Some say the goodest rope

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

The bigliest rope

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People tell me, no one else has rope quite like it. Believe me.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 242 Dislikes 0

Alright Rambo

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Take your fookin rope

8 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Get yer stoopid rope, then.

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What the fuck

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Huh...I like it.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bondage

8 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 1

Ooooo kinky

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You thought my thoughts you filthy thought taker, think someone else's thoughts why wont you yeah why nots

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I now have additional questions

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I personally think the most fucked up thing in Star Wars was the Droids and the Clones. In the case of the droids, they can feel pain, as

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Creating robots with emotion makes no sense. Making them able to feel pain is pure sadistic evil. No one ever mentions that slavery.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Well, it does make some sense if we go by the idea of creating a Strong AI. Kiibo from Danganronpa V3 is a good example of this.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That assumes logical thought requires emotion. That's bizarre thinking.

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The thing is, those robots should be given respect on the level of human beings, or at least animals depending on the AI.

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evidenced by this scene in Star Wars 4. https://youtu.be/4O0-dCLFadQ Then be reminded by how they were used in the Clone wars.

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On the other hand, Clones were forced into a War, died by the millions, and had inhibitor chips implanted in their brains, forcing them to

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kill their once friends. There were also Jedi that abused clones. Finally, clones have an unnaturally short life. The thing that binds both

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Lucas obviously knew jack all about basic sciences so painted himself into a corner with the clone war back in the original trilogy.

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clones and droids together is their inability to use the force, so they won't get "galactic heaven", they will die and nothing more.

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