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ImSlipplySlipperyStairs
Hero’s gave me cancer
eggmuffin
*heroes
ushistorian
They're not the apostrophes we need but the apostrophes we will use for plurals for some reason.
eykoi
#2 reminds me of that kid cooking through a window from outside.
SweetKnightmare87
#2 is smart but dangerous. I would honestly rather him use the stove and just be careful than to stand in front of a flame with cardboard.
JohnnyricoMC
If it looks stupid but it works, it ain't stupid.
higgeroth
PREVIOUSLY ON IMGUR
thunderfromoverunder
hero is we need what?
m3rcuri4l
Wtf is wrong with you? #5 ruins the fun of cutting off the top, eating it out of the the tab and pretending it's a mini ice pop. You monster
OuchYoureonmyhair
Shirense
Heroes for plural and 's is for possession, like john's book. For plural the apostrophe goes after, like the girls' house
gamblingpoet
#5 won't work because the freeze pops are liquid and they topple over when standing up straight.
manimatr0n
You put them upright when they're all still in the bag together.
ygffdfhiibbfdd
"Give the laziest person in the world the most difficult task, and theyll show you the easiest way to do it" -my dad.
awagner13
Get fucked, your dad is Bill Gates? That’s awesome!
SirDistic
Downvoting for that title.
TrashPandito
#4 I just put my car keys in the fridge to never forget a lunch
womanmonster666
I do the same thing. I feel like the bag strap would just mess with the door strap?
womanmonster666
*seal
whyisexistance
#11 looks like a satanic ritual
ButtFaceChase
All hail the toast god!
lonelystrandedalien
could someone please make a proper waterproof product out of #10 and sell it at an affordable pricepoint?
WhatzitTooya
I bet this Elon Musk dude is already on it right now.
GreaseMonkeyOfLove
Already been done: https://www.amazon.com/Quickie-Tub-Tile-Power-Scrubber/dp/B008YRJGBU
UncleBuckFutter
HEROES
trina1978
McSnapperDapple
#1 Or just fill the jug and then pour into the bottle to waste less water.
WhatzitTooya
5 year old children aren't renowned for their fine motor skills. A simple funnel would probably solve this problem the best way.
HalTheMisinterpretivePornStar
We have the technology
Azerai
We can remake him
LieutenantGordon
*Heroes. An apostrophe doesn't denote a plural.
Seventiesguy
Am I mistaken, or is liquid volume not the same as weight?
Pepperpete123
A bacon guard. A fucking bacon guard. WHY IN 40 YEARS HAVE I NOT THOUGHT OF THIS.
GreaseMonkeyOfLove
Well, this should last you for the next 40 years: https://www.amazon.com/RSVP-Splatter-Screen-Grease-Stainless/dp/B003UC8X0E
Pepperpete123
Perfect! Now I need 6 of them for each part of my body.
arkoudos
#9 the contact lenses are exposed in dirt and dust this way. Probably just 2 cups,one for each one would be better. If not,spoons inside cup
jonbenwaa
thought the same. In a pinch i usually use water bottle caps so I don't waste a lot of saline.
JadeMcLeod
I guess I have to do it... *heroes
McPamDa
I wish I could say that was intentional. With cold medicine I forgot how to spell and was too tired to google
powerisersprog
They're not the Apostrophes we need...
AshleyFosf8
You're the real hero.
floatingraccoon
That lawn mower looks fun
Insomnia297
Dusty old bones, full of green dust.
topazhamster
Dusty old hwhat
CrystalCry
I like wheelies so that lawn would be very patchy
birdseednerd
One bad flip and your ass is grass
AtheistNotAntiTheist
Did you copy all the pics from the dump posted a day or so ago and repost them all? I mean, your effort to cheat is almost impressive.
ISpyNipple
I'm supposed to spot nipples but I think I found a boob though rn.
ZOMGNO
I do shift work and so I'm up at odd hours and its alarming how often this happens. Repost at vastly different time of day, makes front page
ZOMGNO
Its like most crowds have a set imgur time, and if you repost outside of those times, you get a new group who haven't seen it
Flavonoidz
6 just sums up the stupidly of airlines, the weight is still being put on the plane.. So what's the problem?
HighrockTendales
Because it’s really annoying to wear all those clothes so most people don’t and just keep the weight down next question
iSoulend
isn't it just so peoples don't bring in ridiculously overweight bags ? I mean yeah they technique works, but only so far
Seventiesguy
I just thought they were gay
LaBix
For carry on baggage, the weight limit is because the bags are in the cabin. You really don't want heavy bags flying around in the place.
CokedUpPancake
The problem is that they're not paying for the "over wight" bag. Airlines always have enough space, but they like to charge extra
johnxbear
Weight distribution is my guess. Too much weight one way or another might screw up its flight abilities.
Zarcarwrath
Had that happen. Too many people up front so they asked someone to move further back
raknor88
I'm reminded of a saying I've heard before, never doubt the ingenuity of a lazy person.
HystericBuddha
You're not lazy when you follow the line of least effort, you're just smart.
Jayrunn
The saying I've heard, give the laziest person the hardest job, they'll find the easiest way to do it.
usernametaken42
Boss once asked me why I was so good at my job. In short I told him it's because I'm lazy. He just smiled and said "fair enough"
BrokeMyFunnyBone
I hate that saying cause the people that actually get up off their ass and make their ideas a reality are definitely not lazy.
zephen
Engineering = mathamatical laziness
luceid
'Progress is made by lazy people looking for easier ways to do things.'
CassiusPolybius
Necessity is, at best, the stepmother of invention.
YodelingEinstein
Might be Bill Gates'. Saying he would rather hire a lazy person because they would do anything to avoid a few hours of boredom
GingerCookie721
Bill gates said he would hire a lazy person because they would find an easier quicker way of getting a job done
OtterlyMagnificent
Because the faster and easier it's done, the cheaper too.
TheUpdootist
I feel like that's an overrated statement. I'm a lazy person and my ingenuity is about as robust as a corpse.
MeatPopsicleMultiPass
I'm lazy at home but have automated about 30% of my routine at work. I'm also paid salary, so i prefer to work less hours.
MeatPopsicleMultiPass
But, I have also not told anyone about my automation, because it will be implemented and I'll be expected to produce more results.
twigvex
Ya, it's a very specific use of the word 'lazy' when people say this.
ThrowerBot
Aren't fluid ounces different from ounces of weight?
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Combatmatt
Depends on density of fluids. I think. Im probably wrong, but since water is 1:1 it should carry over
GrammarPoIice
I always go by: 1cc of [pure] water=1mL=1g
amglasgow
A fluid ounce is a measurement of volume, but if you know the density of a substance, knowing the volume gives you the weight.
TrashPandito
Water is the same in weight oz and fluid oz
abitskeptical
it's close but not precisely the same
dannymac63
Yes.
AllTheCoolKidsPeeTheirPants
Yeah, but the scale is based on water. 1g = 1ml
TheBestUserInTheWorldTribute
A pint's a pound the world around!
ShadowNukePie
No, because the density of water is almost exactly 1. 0.997g/mL IIRC
abitskeptical
Depends on temperature, atmospheric pressure, etc.
ShadowNukePie
Of course. I meant at room temp which is actually 0.99823g/mL
ThrowerBot
So, after a quick Google search, the answer is that it's equal ONLY with water, which makes sense.
damogen
No, that is still fucking stupid!
teenageasshat
i've actually been thinking about that a lot recently, thanks for clearing it up!
Xzvky
Also, slight inconsistency based on the density of sediment in the water
TheCarolingian
Each represents a different system of measurement: one measuring weight, the other measuring volume
Ragnarsdad
Just for the hell of it. 1 cubic meter of water weight 1 tonne. Tis how they decided how much a tonne should be.
ohmegatron
is a standard for a lot of measurements
TheFrannts
HAHAhahahaHAhAhAHahAHHAHAHa..... imperials.
imhoots
A pint is a pound, the world around.
imhoots
What possible reason was there to downvote me?
nonCanadianGoose
The basis for all weight measurements, imperial or metric, are based water. The most common substance on earth. A pints a pound.
BlueEyedDominus
A pint's a pound the world around. At least with water. And not with imperial pints. There's a lot of exceptions, really.
theHitchenator
Don’t know where you’re from but here in the UK a pint is a lot more bloody expensive than one pound!
demodulated
That was a terrible Irish drinking song
manovsteele
No it isn't. A pint is 568ml (so 568g of water), while a pound is 454g (so 454ml of water).
abitskeptical
Look, a pint is 473.176 milliliters. He clearly says not imperial units.
BlueEyedDominus
Thank you for that.
ChloeRed
that's because the saying is US.. the Imperial version iirc, is "a pint of water weighs a pound and a quarter"
SteveSteveSteve55
A pint's a pound, the whole world round.
mijk
Aye, a pint o Guinness!
mijk
This is offensive to people for some reason
gutterslut
Wish you were talking about beer and money.
theunscaledbanana
Except in the U.K. where it's a pound and a quarter
manovsteele
The definition of a gram is 1ml of water...
scotjam
No, it's not. Read sargos7's link. It has previously been defined using a lump of metal; it will be defined using physics constants.
sargos7
http://www.nature.com/news/kilogram-conflict-resolved-at-last-1.18550
patreides
That's just an approximation
sargos7
It was the original definition. https://physics.nist.gov/cuu/Units/kilogram.html
johnmagu
I think it has been changed, it is now based off a sphere of platinum iridium kept under lock in France that the kg is measured from.
johnmagu
"Fun"fact the standard it has lost the equivalent mass of 1 grain of sand in 50 years, so every kilo is technically now slightly too heavy.
TheCarolingian
fun fact! — a cup of water happens to equal both 8 fluid ounces (in volume) and 8 ounces (in weight)
TheCarolingian
I would just like to thank every one who has upvoted this comment. It has taken me to Glorious and I shall forever remember your kindness x
BurtMaklinFBI
Weeeeelllll, not exactly... https://www.quora.com/How-much-does-1-fluid-ounce-of-water-weigh-in-ounces-weight
aidennelson
Water is our reference for the weight of an ounce. 1flo of water = 1ounce of weight. Same with how water has a density of 1
twigvex
Thank you for saying 'fun fact' and then actually giving us a fun fact!!! You da real MVP.
k1135LostSheep
Funny. I always thought the definition of a fluid ounce is the volume occupied by one ounce of water.
imonewiththeforceandtheforceiswithme
8 fl oz of water weighs 8.352 oz
sargos7
I wouldn't drink that, if I were you.
idontneednostinkingpuffin
And they say the Imperial system makes no sense.
Anonaru
8fl oz of mercury weighs just over 7 pounds :D
TaintToucher
So Michigan can't do that one simple trick to weigh things?
ZyriaTheGreat
As someone from Michigan, my blood hurts
poopjokesarefunny
That WAS fun!!
elpikachu
Well, what about 16?
TheCarolingian
I dunno. I only have one cup.
Poamagician
At temp and with distilled h2o only
JustSomeHoneybadger
Related fun fact, this translates into the metric system too, 1 liter of water is 1 kilo.
flparg2
Im too lazy to check but this might be wrong. 1 kg if water can occupy a volume of a liter or more or less depending on temperature.
JustSomeHoneybadger
It's the same as pointed out for the ounces, there is slight variances in mass depending on temperature.
SpaceSphere
Easier version is, "a pints a pound, the world around"
Clevererusernameiscleverer
*Except when it's not.
AsksTooManyQuestions
*but not Troy lbs.
sargos7
...at 4ºC.
youdontknowmeanddontneedto
39.2 degrees F for all the 'Muricans. That's pretty cold actually. Do you know how room temp would affect the weight?
TheBlueMuppet
Id say it would be slightly more than the effect of the water content of the box changing during shipping.
sargos7
The weight remains the same, however, room temperature water takes up more volume than 4ºC water, so it's less dense.
sargos7
So the same volume has less mass at room temperature than it does at 4ºC.
whatisimgurallabout
At standard temperature and pressure to be precise.
chemistsdoitintesttubes
No. Standard temp is 0 °C. Water increases in volume from 4 - 0 °C, and it's at it's freezing point (s > l). Water is 1 g/mL at 4 °C.
sargos7
This. And, unless you're talking about water at the bottom of the ocean, pressure doesn't really matter.
MildInconvenience
it's 0.9998 at 4°C, and 0.9970 at 25°C. It's a negligible difference at this kind of precision.