Feb 5, 2017 12:22 PM
AnakinItsOverIHaveTheHighGround
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nahoval
Still waiting for gif to load...
ISayFuckAllTheTime
That'll be a bloody good bah-gle.
akah0mer
Honest life hack...
ohcrummybuttons
I'm a frequent offender with the bagel knife. I only buy the precut ones now.
Mengmoshu
I did this as a kid. Can't even see a scar, but it bled quite a bit for a hand injury. Got some on the bagel :(
YouLoveThat
Before i read the title i thought this was a donut
annfranksbhole
But can you put your dick in it
AGirlNamedFred
MissSpelledTattoo
Finger trough
PR3DAT0R616
malikcarr
It's a bread knife! They're not that sharp! Just saw slowly and take your finger out when you feel the metal, it shouldn't really cut you :/
MrRandom314159
And if you update to iphone wave, you can charge it in the microwave.
LittleAldy
pls no
macron696
High four!
CaptCraazy
MFW i read your username
RandyTheGreat
Love the username
elromio
I actualy do this, just dont push to hard
TheBlueGenie
Or center the knife between your thumb and fingers...you know what keep on trucking, I pray thee never injure yourself lol
StarchLord
Instructions unclear; dick is now stuck in toaster.
blunte
True Story, we had a guy do this in the kitchen. I don't know if he didn't understand bagels or just wanted to go home.
BlueDucktape
Onetime i actually cut the shit out of my finger cutting a bagel
mojokitty65
cringeworthy!
dargaman
I have a scar on my thumb from doing this
1elephant
Only works for less than a baker's dozen
fourkingbaker
Life Hack?
Earan
You guys don't rotate bagels as you cut them?
gotchasucka
This could be considered both a hack and a tip.
pudf
You clever devil
Cut to the point
FiliBFOS
a "tip hack," if you will.
haha, yes!
Predacane35
Only if the tip comes off.
IAlwaysUpvoteLowBudgetCreativeWork
Took me a while to get this joke:
Sugarcrotch
so you used the wrong finger 3 times in a row? well at least you learned your lesson
bpetersen
Sir davos
akumanotane
Sorry about that, captain hang-ten
oo0ORB0oo
I would have said I can only eat one more before I start to use my other hand
BEARDEDLEM0N
Hang loose brah
RunningBackwardsThroughACornFieldNaked
Give him a Stavi goodbye!
BlueCrocs
bugeyetex
Username checks out
mkfraiche
obligatory
NotABadLookingNarcissist
http://imgur.com/soxfGDj
dudestream
I'm disappointed he still has fingers
DanthePolishman
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nahoval
Still waiting for gif to load...
ISayFuckAllTheTime
That'll be a bloody good bah-gle.
akah0mer
Honest life hack...
ohcrummybuttons
I'm a frequent offender with the bagel knife. I only buy the precut ones now.
Mengmoshu
I did this as a kid. Can't even see a scar, but it bled quite a bit for a hand injury. Got some on the bagel :(
YouLoveThat
Before i read the title i thought this was a donut
annfranksbhole
But can you put your dick in it
AGirlNamedFred
MissSpelledTattoo
Finger trough
PR3DAT0R616
malikcarr
It's a bread knife! They're not that sharp! Just saw slowly and take your finger out when you feel the metal, it shouldn't really cut you :/
MrRandom314159
And if you update to iphone wave, you can charge it in the microwave.
LittleAldy
pls no
macron696
High four!
CaptCraazy
MFW i read your username
RandyTheGreat
Love the username
elromio
I actualy do this, just dont push to hard
TheBlueGenie
Or center the knife between your thumb and fingers...you know what keep on trucking, I pray thee never injure yourself lol
StarchLord
Instructions unclear; dick is now stuck in toaster.
blunte
True Story, we had a guy do this in the kitchen. I don't know if he didn't understand bagels or just wanted to go home.
BlueDucktape
Onetime i actually cut the shit out of my finger cutting a bagel
mojokitty65
cringeworthy!
dargaman
I have a scar on my thumb from doing this
1elephant
Only works for less than a baker's dozen
fourkingbaker
Life Hack?
Earan
You guys don't rotate bagels as you cut them?
gotchasucka
This could be considered both a hack and a tip.
pudf
You clever devil
MissSpelledTattoo
Cut to the point
FiliBFOS
a "tip hack," if you will.
gotchasucka
haha, yes!
Predacane35
Only if the tip comes off.
IAlwaysUpvoteLowBudgetCreativeWork
Took me a while to get this joke:
Sugarcrotch
so you used the wrong finger 3 times in a row? well at least you learned your lesson
bpetersen
Sir davos
akumanotane
Sorry about that, captain hang-ten
oo0ORB0oo
I would have said I can only eat one more before I start to use my other hand
BEARDEDLEM0N
Hang loose brah
RunningBackwardsThroughACornFieldNaked
Give him a Stavi goodbye!
BlueCrocs
bugeyetex
Username checks out
mkfraiche
obligatory
NotABadLookingNarcissist
http://imgur.com/soxfGDj
dudestream
I'm disappointed he still has fingers
DanthePolishman
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