SirPoop
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Feb 15, 2018 9:41 AM
SirPoop
201010
3415
142
Front page edit: Send booty pics, jokes and insults that I can use, dont insult me ;(
Skorgi
Gonna use this
docHolidei
No , she didn't.
SprinklesIsForWinners
Imagine the first time he actually drinks a soda ... the sensation of betrayal will be overwhelming
twitch760
CheekyDogLadyAlwaysUpvotesDeanWinchester
And now you have trust issues?
kebabguy
We asians are so cheap! Wont even open up the can, damn this makes me proud!!
Muhfynmann2
When mine wouldn’t take his medicine, I bought suppositories and explained how they worked. He quickly agreed that the first way was better.
ButterflyHeimlich
I'd take the medicine over pepsi anyday.
zeacorzeppelin10
He will never trust you again.
Totallycasual
Good! train them to believe soda tastes like shit, you'll save them from a life of obesity and dental problems lol
HisBabes
A kid that age shouldn’t be drinking cola period, second there needs to be a distinct difference between candy & meds or overdose happens.
DrTrebouchet
It's evolution baby!
OwwMyButt
There’s a sippy cup made so the medicine is taken first followed by a shot of juice or whatever so your kid continues to fall for it.
lilbobby9000
Idk what kind of dumb ass kids y’all raising
INeverKnowWhatUserNameToGet
My mom never did this and never mixed it in any drinks. It was because she didn’t want to ruin any drinks for me!
parkerh17
Don't lie to him just make him take it. If you have to trick your kid like you would a dog you will just get blind obedience or trust ->
parkerh17
Issues. Either way it leads to an unhealthy relationship.
AwkwardGirl4691
couldn’t the kid overdose this way?
FireCannons
This is why there’s Coke fans.
BeautifulSynonym
Maybe we shouldn't be feeding kids shit like Pepsi or Coke.
debunker
They aren't. They're giving them medicine.
Inappropriator
You know they are.
pdhackley
Lies!
houseofnifty
bepis
TogepiOmelette
I didn't have to do this. I fucking loved banana flavoured medicine!!!!
iamtheeggmaniamthewalrusiamjohnlennon
Kids r dumb
dumpermonkey
SAMEHEAD
yax51
Brilliant!!!!
DaShanghaiKid
Poor OP https://assets.rbl.ms/11320682/980x.gif
boywiththehappypenis
She didn't even open it!!
Knightendae
My daughter would Tell me it's not open and wait for me to open it.
WhoIsThatMeYesMe
panamjck
*Bliriant!!!
ItWasTheOneArmedMan
PunjabiMacgyver
:: brilliant in spanish ::
SaltyInternetPirate
Well, if you were accepting Pepsi over Coke, you probably couldn't tell the difference.
WhiteCobra94
Huge difference. Coke isn't good imho, I'd rather have Pepsi. Dr. Pepper beats them all.
WDE7981
I agree, there is a big difference. But, I'm a Coke person. But, hey, whatever floats your boat.
Ten10868
Pepsi is too sweet
GirdleTurtle
I agree mostly but sometimes I feel ‘Pibb Xtra’ > Dr.Pepper. But this is all really subjective and dependent on one’s taste really.
WhiteCobra94
It grinds my gears when I ask for Dr. Pepper at a restaurant and they try and sub it with Mr. Pibb. Always tell after that first sip!
GirdleTurtle
That’s messed up, they should at least tell you if they have one or the other. It’s not the same thing.
BklynPunisher
Dr Pepper Cherry?
WhiteCobra94
Not a fan really. Just like the regular ol Dr. Pepper. The best was Dublin Dr. Pepper, no longer made though.
RedDwarfIV
In blind tests, you actually can't tell the difference. Its the packaging, makes your brain light up like a Christmas tree.
ucfh
Wrong: i can tell the difference. I know many people that can.
anddylanrew
Pepsi has a sweeter citrus taste to it. It’s better for sipping. Coke is better while drinking a while glass.
PatrickRob82
Love them while glasses
BklynPunisher
Wrong! Pepsi is smoother and somewhat sweeter. Can’t fool a Pepsi lover.
zackkatty
I guarantee I would tell the difference
RedDwarfIV
That's what everyone thinks.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
You can totally tell the difference. Pepsi even had a taste challenge back in the 90s, where they'd go around doing blind taste testing. /1
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
You only won a prize if you picked Pepsi, so even though I prefer Coke I always picked Pepsi. It was obvious which was which. /2
DaveGrohlsMoustache
I need to remember this.... This never happened to me, it was just plug your nose and drink the medicine.
sarahsaurroar
With my dad it was either 'plug nose' or 'chase with drink' NEVER both. Told me his 2 yo did it straight. Told him 'Tia's tastebuds are diff
BingleyBingleyBeep
I suspect that will work better in the long run.
PleasantPeasantPheasant
However staying away from soda's because of the tainted memory will make you need less medicine.
Isaypoopythingsbecausemostofyouannoyme
My dad would just be like “hey kid... wanna do some drugs?”
Frankiness
My mom would get a shot glass, pour the appropriate amount of meds, and fill it the rest of the way with sprite.And now I’m a champ at shots
IGetWetDreamsAboutTonyStark
Same. And it worked.
willdbeast
The ones it didn't work for aren't here to tell the tale
SHUTUPWILWHEATON
My little babe loves the taste of medicine. I find it weird but wonderful. So far only had to take Advil, Tylenol and vitamin D though
LupusIgnis
Is your baby Tigger?
SHUTUPWILWHEATON
Lol pardon?
LupusIgnis
"That's what Tiggers like best"
ForSomeAbstractReason
Zarby's cough meds (made with honey) tastes like toddler sadness, but it works the best for minor colds.
SHUTUPWILWHEATON
Noted and thank you
Greymalum
This is why kids have trust issues.
choggie
...and why this kid hates Pepsi.
iLLpRobaBLyNeverPostHereOhNvM
Well, that and Santa
DROlD
What if he believes that it's like that how cola is supposed to taste like? Could be cola flavoured medicine.
ThatTransformersDude
shreddedking
catholic kids are all too familiar with having trust issues
MemeSnatcher
Why all that shade? Tell me were the priest touched you
cptwott
fifty shady priests
whulfy
fifty shades of shady priests
miyamotorola
fifty shades of church
slydude71
And why some are alive to have said trust issues
Mobouncetotheoz
Better ways to skin a cat
NapAllDayPartyNever
mine did this with food i didnt like, i wont eat a hamburger patty my mom makes...she'd mix ketchup and other stuff in. i dont eat ketchup
NapAllDayPartyNever
and it tasted nasty and there is no reason to trick your kid into eating ketchup.
Stefanfr1997
Look, it's either trust issues or a terminally ill/straight up dead kid because "Eww medicine tastes icky"
dothedu
Or you can be a good parent and enforce things
nanyatenyaa
Or you know instead of lying about shit either be willing to put your foot down from time to time and explain shit.
nanyatenyaa
Same fucking logic behind abstinence only education.. the lie is just easier than handling it in a more serious honest way.
TypedThisWithMyPenis
I think meds should taste bad. My daughter used to fake being sick because kid medicine is so sweet nowadays.
Amscolie
I used to do this. That was in the 80s. It was much yummier then.
lurkonly
I Work in pharmacy.. have had parents ask to have antibiotic changed to mother one because kid prefers another flavour. Messed up.
KhajiitIsPleased
Those grape pill things.
ForSomeAbstractReason
Lol We had to have 'the medicine talk' when she was 2 ½ and tried to fake being sick for the first time. Also only 1 vitamin gummy per day.
vixenmoo
I remember hiding in the closet eating the Flinstone vitamins as a kid.
ForSomeAbstractReason
My husband almost killed himself with iron poisoning back in the day, he ate his whole bottle of vitamins - aaand that's why I had the talk
italyball
Has it gotten much sweeter since the 90s? Cause I remember still tasting that gross medicine taste along with the sweetness.
GiveMeOliveIt
We never had soda as kids, well at least not in the house, so I would chug the bubble gum Motrin when my mom wasn’t around. Shit was so good
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Same. My son asks for it as if it's a treat.
mtgtprh
Or you could just make plain-tasting medicine so it's not desired but kids won't protest taking it either.
ForSomeAbstractReason
Already a thing: allergy and most cold meds are sugar free with berry or grape flavoring
TheWetLustyArgonianMaid
Yo that bubblegum flavored shit was lit af. I remember I always got happy when I got better, because I could drink the rest of the medicine.
Tornadotaco
Having given foul and sweet medicine to my kid, I'm glad it's mostly sweet. Yes I have to say no and tell him he's not sick. But forcing...
Tornadotaco
Bitter liquid into a toddler's mouth is awful.
Zombraina
When I got old enough to physically resist cough medicine as a child I did. If it wasn't in pill form it wasn't going into my mouth.
melancholyterminator
Thats just clever parenting........the first time.......and fecking useless every time after that, kids catch on hella quick
MoMesho
GadenKerensky
I don't even see how it'd work the first time; if they need to be tricked, unless they're really stupid, they'll spit that shit out.
RetailCat
Put a straw in. Both, seal the end of the one in the pepsi can. Kid doesn't know a thing for a while.
blzrdphoto
Not if you mix the meds with some of the drink. Might taste a little different but would still taste decent
wolf387465
well you can just mix the medicine into the cola, but it doesnt make for very good photo
therealcoolhand
The MJ classic
bloodravanable
My 2 year old would just spit it out if i tried this, while if i explain it's to make her better she accepts it....
LivinginLuling
Yes. That’s what I did with mine.
GGCrono
Like the Borg, they adapt.
Kvothefefe
IWillNeverForgiveNoahForPuttingMosquitoesOnTheArc
teufelpup
Hella? You from the west coast of the US? Had friends in the Corps that said that And they were all from California
xKitCakesx
How many Northern Californians does it take to change a light bulb? Hella
xKitCakesx
How long does it take them? For dayyyys
melancholyterminator
nah im Irish, i honestly have no idea why i used it lol
teufelpup
My moms side of the fam all came over from up near Donegal. Went there with her a few years back and it is an astoundingly beautiful place!
teufelpup
Coincidentally the Irish are also the most polite drivers I have ever seen
CMarshmallow
I use hella, and I'm east coast all day
tallbo
CustardBattery
Just trick them it one tenth of the times you offer a coke and they'll probably take the risk.
melancholyterminator
just creating more hassle for yourself later, better off saying here, this is medicine, you can have some pepsi afterwards (if you must)
CustardBattery
"There, I took my medicine. Happy now? Now my coke, as promised" "...Is Pepsi okay?"
melancholyterminator
smh fucking pepsi man
CustardBattery
But yeah, I agree
melancholyterminator
better off saying take this medicine, you need it and (if you must) give pepsi afterwards, kids are very smart and respond wayyyyyy better
libelula5
don't give children Pepsi! You irresponsible monster, think of their health. Makes me so angry to see parents like this. Give them Coke :)
melancholyterminator
Some people drink Pepsi Some people drink Coke the wacky morning DJ Says democracy's a joke he says now do you believe in the one big song..
melancholyterminator
to dangling carrots than trickery
shhep
Yeah. Clever parenting is teaching kids they need to take their medicine.
boywiththehappypenis
Sure, because kids always do what's good for them.
FreeGravy
You must not have children.
shhep
Yeah, because every parent knows lying to your kid is the best solution? Kid's gotta deal with doing shit you want him to. Period.
FreeGravy
Perception is king, reality is it's jester.
Jamroah
Would it work once per drink can? There are a lot of them. With a bonus side effect of your child refusing those fizzy drinks.
melancholyterminator
but then you're kinda re-affirming the need to do it for medicine, better off just convincing them they need this to get better, its med-
metzershmit
I don't know who I got it from, but I just down whatever medcine I need. Except for ibuprofen, never felt like I needed it enough to 1/2
metzershmit
Ruin my liver. 2/2
monkaypants
-ically known that soda cures all ailments.
melancholyterminator
-icine and its not supposed to taste nice, it drove me nuts that until very recently my 30 odd yr old wife wouldnt take lemsip without a
melancholyterminator
fuckload of sugar cause she didnt like the taste, and this was all conditioned from early age,
biglongandgirthyusername
huh thats strange, i never liked medicine taste but nowadays i can chug down vomit tasting green ooze if its medicine i need
CrimsonBean
Understandable as they get older. But I think you underestimate the difficulty of convincing a 2 year old to do literally anything.
LazyTheAssCat
My mother just told me I would die if I didn't take it. Good times.
Fangtooth
Tbh I also hate the taste of lemsip but there are the pills and other options available so you dont NEED to drink it anymore